chrismoyles.net
- Thu Jan 31, 2002 6:21 pm
#241370
1. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Dance For Me
2. Daft Punk - One More Time
3. Smoke 2 Seven - Been There Done That
4. Travis - Side
5. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
6. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
7. Outsidaz with Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
8. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
9. Jennifer Lopez - Play
10. Haven - Say Something
11. Goldtrix & Andrea Brown - Trippin' (Its Love)
12. M.O.P - Cold as Ice
13. Staind - For You
14. Pink - Get The Party Started
15. Puretone - Addicted To Bass
16. Brandy - What About Us
17. U2 - Elevation (Tomb Raider Mix)
18. A1 - Caught In The Middle
19. Ja Rule feat. Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
20. Moby - Porcelain
21. Enrique - Hero (Metro Mix)
22. D12 - Purple Hills
23. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
24. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
25. All Saints - Pure Shores
26. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
Got Too Drunk At That Sausage Party
Shows starts with solemn music and radio 5 live commentary from the Leeds match against Chelsea. Chris says Bugger to finish the music. Chris watched Sex And The City while he was in the pub and thought it was very rude and filthy. Last night was Wills second ever football hes ever been to. The first one was Man U VS Bayern Munich in 1999 when the won the European Cup with two goals in injury time. They were sitting in the posh area of the Chelsea stands. Will decides to tell a football joke, which was burglars, went into the Everton trophy room and stole the carpet.
Chris has been told that the new band Smoke 2 Seven are listening in to the show and Will comments that they are a bit fit. Chris asks to see pictures of them. After they play the tune Will has bad news. He typed the name of the band on yahoo search but the only thing that came up was a page for the radio 1 playlist. Chris says they should have an official website and if they are fit, they should invite them on the show.
BIG BLUBBER (Lizzie screwed it up so Gym Lady Jane Live on Phone)
Dave - 2/10 - Dave was back on the bench on Tuesday complaining of an injured leg and on Thursday had more D.I.Y repairs so only came out training once.
Lizzie - 6/10 - Another one day week but alcohol free this week. She has a habit though of smoking whilst walking in the park to training. She also finds it hard to concentrate but Chris should be half blamed for making her laugh.
Will - 8/10 - Positive feedback from his girlfriend about his strong arms though as Chris says one of his arms seem more muscular than the other and his girlfriend has been away for two weeks. Make up your own punch line. He tried to grab the attention of the local gardener and wanted to go up to her and tell her she had a nice bush. An abuse free week but he did get snappy with Chris today.
Chris - 9:75/10 - Still slightly upset about his weight increase last week but this week he reaps the rewards by losing 3 and a half pounds. His end of February target is well within his reach and because of this Chris regains the LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY.
SportTalk is next and they talk about Leeds abysmal display against Chelsea where they lost 2-0. They start talking about David O?Leary?s' nose and how it used to be bent and now its straight. Chris also mentions that it looks like he has got two black eyes. Dave and Will say that he has had plastic surgery. After a song, they receive an email that O'Leary has had surgery on his nose because he had a breathing problem.
Minnie Driver is 31, Johnny Rotten is 49 and Henry Casey from KC and the Sunshine Band is 51. Chris talks about Hollyoaks and how they havent changed the shows titles even though 10 out of the 12 people featured have left the show.
Chris talks about a girl in it whose character is called Jodie and thinks that Jodie is a real common name. Dave reminds him of the fat exercise guy on the Big Breakfast which Chris insulted while guest presenting. Chris laughs and says that they recieved an answerphone message wanting to be a regular on the show and they deleted it.
Chris talks about how Will has taken over the mantle left by John as the shark of the team. Chris plays Jaws music and says that Vicky Marsden is sick of him and thinks he is a pest.
Eddies Will Remix is played again and Chris says it is very impressive. Someone had sent in a cartman mix to the show and Chris himself had made a Scottie Geordie Kid remix. All the geeks in the chatroom are moaning at them to put the music on the minisite (losers). Chris has a version that he is not allowed to play because it is too racy. He tells Scottie to put on a pair of headphones and lets him listen to it. Scottie laughs and asks whether the woman knows Jamie. Will says its from a porn film and Chris asks him hows does he know that.
They have written a song about Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson. The lyrics were written by Dave, produced by Will and sung by Jon Culshaw. It is a parody of Sumthin Stupid. Chris comments that for some bizarre reason Jon when doing his Tyson singing impression sounds more like Elmer Fudd. The resultant parody is cringe making embarrasing piece of drivel which had no redeeming bits whatsoever apart from it being short. If they have any sense they wont play it again.
2. Daft Punk - One More Time
3. Smoke 2 Seven - Been There Done That
4. Travis - Side
5. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
6. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
7. Outsidaz with Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
8. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
9. Jennifer Lopez - Play
10. Haven - Say Something
11. Goldtrix & Andrea Brown - Trippin' (Its Love)
12. M.O.P - Cold as Ice
13. Staind - For You
14. Pink - Get The Party Started
15. Puretone - Addicted To Bass
16. Brandy - What About Us
17. U2 - Elevation (Tomb Raider Mix)
18. A1 - Caught In The Middle
19. Ja Rule feat. Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
20. Moby - Porcelain
21. Enrique - Hero (Metro Mix)
22. D12 - Purple Hills
23. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
24. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
25. All Saints - Pure Shores
26. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
Got Too Drunk At That Sausage Party
Shows starts with solemn music and radio 5 live commentary from the Leeds match against Chelsea. Chris says Bugger to finish the music. Chris watched Sex And The City while he was in the pub and thought it was very rude and filthy. Last night was Wills second ever football hes ever been to. The first one was Man U VS Bayern Munich in 1999 when the won the European Cup with two goals in injury time. They were sitting in the posh area of the Chelsea stands. Will decides to tell a football joke, which was burglars, went into the Everton trophy room and stole the carpet.
Chris has been told that the new band Smoke 2 Seven are listening in to the show and Will comments that they are a bit fit. Chris asks to see pictures of them. After they play the tune Will has bad news. He typed the name of the band on yahoo search but the only thing that came up was a page for the radio 1 playlist. Chris says they should have an official website and if they are fit, they should invite them on the show.
BIG BLUBBER (Lizzie screwed it up so Gym Lady Jane Live on Phone)
Dave - 2/10 - Dave was back on the bench on Tuesday complaining of an injured leg and on Thursday had more D.I.Y repairs so only came out training once.
Lizzie - 6/10 - Another one day week but alcohol free this week. She has a habit though of smoking whilst walking in the park to training. She also finds it hard to concentrate but Chris should be half blamed for making her laugh.
Will - 8/10 - Positive feedback from his girlfriend about his strong arms though as Chris says one of his arms seem more muscular than the other and his girlfriend has been away for two weeks. Make up your own punch line. He tried to grab the attention of the local gardener and wanted to go up to her and tell her she had a nice bush. An abuse free week but he did get snappy with Chris today.
Chris - 9:75/10 - Still slightly upset about his weight increase last week but this week he reaps the rewards by losing 3 and a half pounds. His end of February target is well within his reach and because of this Chris regains the LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY.
SportTalk is next and they talk about Leeds abysmal display against Chelsea where they lost 2-0. They start talking about David O?Leary?s' nose and how it used to be bent and now its straight. Chris also mentions that it looks like he has got two black eyes. Dave and Will say that he has had plastic surgery. After a song, they receive an email that O'Leary has had surgery on his nose because he had a breathing problem.
Minnie Driver is 31, Johnny Rotten is 49 and Henry Casey from KC and the Sunshine Band is 51. Chris talks about Hollyoaks and how they havent changed the shows titles even though 10 out of the 12 people featured have left the show.
Chris talks about a girl in it whose character is called Jodie and thinks that Jodie is a real common name. Dave reminds him of the fat exercise guy on the Big Breakfast which Chris insulted while guest presenting. Chris laughs and says that they recieved an answerphone message wanting to be a regular on the show and they deleted it.
Chris talks about how Will has taken over the mantle left by John as the shark of the team. Chris plays Jaws music and says that Vicky Marsden is sick of him and thinks he is a pest.
Eddies Will Remix is played again and Chris says it is very impressive. Someone had sent in a cartman mix to the show and Chris himself had made a Scottie Geordie Kid remix. All the geeks in the chatroom are moaning at them to put the music on the minisite (losers). Chris has a version that he is not allowed to play because it is too racy. He tells Scottie to put on a pair of headphones and lets him listen to it. Scottie laughs and asks whether the woman knows Jamie. Will says its from a porn film and Chris asks him hows does he know that.
They have written a song about Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson. The lyrics were written by Dave, produced by Will and sung by Jon Culshaw. It is a parody of Sumthin Stupid. Chris comments that for some bizarre reason Jon when doing his Tyson singing impression sounds more like Elmer Fudd. The resultant parody is cringe making embarrasing piece of drivel which had no redeeming bits whatsoever apart from it being short. If they have any sense they wont play it again.
