[Chris]

1. Ja Rule & Ashanti Douglas - Always On TIme
2. Modjo - Lady Hear Me Tonight
3. Smoke 2 Seven - Been There Doe That
4. Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre - The Next Episode
5. Timo Maas - To Get Down
6. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
7. Puddle Of Mud - Control
8. Christina Milian - Am To Pm
9. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance
10. Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
11. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
12. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
13. R. Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
14. Travis - Sing
15. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
16. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
17. Elbow - Asleep In The Back
18. Brandy - What About Us
19. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At?
20. A1 - Caught In The Middle
21. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
22. Artful Dodger - ReRewind
23. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
24. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky
25. Pink - Get The Prty Started
26. Dandy Warhols - Get Off

its shrove tuesday and what Lizzie had done was to do some research on Pancake Tuesday. Lizzie looked up a sad website devoted to Shrove Tuesday. Chris reads out guff from the website describing how eggs = creation, salt = wholesomeness, milk=purity on Elaines pancake website. Shrove Tuesday rhymes are on the website from different regions. Dave describes in low detail how to make a pancake. It is also the chinese new year and what Lizzie has done is look up about the Chinese Zodiac. According to the site both Chris and Dave are tigers as they are born in the same year (1974). They descibe tigers as sensitive and capable of great love though they have a tendacy to get carried away and get hot headed and stubborn. Environment, the suppliers of extra large stuff have sent them more presents.
Daves presents - enormous pencil, toothbrush
Chris presents - its an extra large t-shirt completely unpractical which is 4ft wide,lighter
Lizzie presents - extra large teabag for her teacup, aspirin
Will presents - huge keyring, matches
A phoner called james called and had a Guess Who. It was the people who play the characters Jason and Tania Turner in Footballers Wives. Old producer Rhys wants to join them when the actress comes in. Chris has a call and its a Darren on Old Compton Street and he has the fellow from footballers wives who plays jason turner and old friend of Chris, Christian Solemino. Sorry if this is a bit vague but i couldnt give a rats ass about that show. The quicker its over, the better the show will be. The woman from the show is late. Chris tries to do a romantic voice trailing the Valentines day special. moo cow bell advert is played. Chris talks to the actress on the phone and says she is stuck in traffic. Dave and Will decide to play crumpet bingo again. They have a bell whenever he says these phrases:-

m'darling
you got an amazing body
how you doin
what are u doing on thursday BELL
you and me should go for a drink sometime
your my favourite character in the show
are u single BELL
i cant believe that your single cos your gorgeous

First five seconds he says one of the phrases. The actress is Katherine Monaghan (not to confused with Dominic Mohan in the Sun) and shes 22 and plays the character of Donna Walmsley. She doesnt know if theres a second series. Overall shes a bit dull and gives vague answers and feels uneasy. Michael Greco alias Beppe is leaving Eastenders. The producers say his character has run its course. Next was new feature (yes I know its been a long time since I said that). Its Daves idea called Fortune Nookie with Matt Wang on Line 1 and Nina Sang on Line 2. The instructions are as follows. Both cotestants will get 5 questions each and then they are told after a record who has won. Simple As That. Below are the questions and the correct answers-:


matt - Ant and Dec are made up of Ant McPartlin and Declan Who? (Donnelly)
nina - Which one is older: Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie? (Fry)
matt - Who is the manager of Derby? (John Gregory)
nina - Who is the manager of Southampton? (Gordon Strachen)
matt - Eurythmics were made up of Annie Lennox and who? (Dave Stewart)
nina - Wham! were comprised of George Michael and who? (Andrew Ridgley)
matt - What is the capital of Canada? (Ottawa)
nina - What is the capital of Australia? (Canberra
matt - Which city introduced Valentines Day?
greece rome india babylonia
nina - Who sent the earliest recorded Valentines Day card?
duke of normandy,walter raliegh, duke of orleans, william shakespeare

matt got 3/5
nina got 4/5