The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Lasgo - Something 2. Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman
3. Will Young - Evergreen (Chris puts his Big Gay Al voice on) 4. Linkin Park - In The End
5. Ladies First - I Cant Wait (First Play) 6. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny
7. Tillman Uhrmacher - On The Run 8. Shy FX/T-Body - Shake Your Body (First Play)
9. Dido - Here With Me 10. Shaggy & Ali G - Me Julie
11. Travis - Flowers In The Window 12. Rui Da Silva feat Cassandra - Touch Me
13. Busta Rhymes - Break Ya Neck 14. PureFish - Addicted To Plaice
15. Felon - Get Out 16. Ja Rule - Always On Time
17. Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh (First Play) 18. City High feat Eve - Caramel
19. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day 20. Outkast - As The Whole Turns
21. A - Nothing 22. Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop
23. One Giant Leap - My Culture (First Play, apparently it was Emma B record of the week) 24. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
25. No Doubt / Bounty Killer - Hey Baby 26. Brandy - What About Us
27. Blink 182 - What's My Age Again? 28. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy

The Hardship of the Nation is over. Moyles is back and no more Emma Blandy Boring Ass-kissing B. You all ready. Everyone is back and well. Chris says that the nation favourite stinks when he is off. He stayed in the UK and listened to local radio and said it was chronic. All the stations say they are number 1 and that they always play Stereophonics, Handbags and Gladrags (at least it isn't Pink). He had a couple of weeks up in Leeds and saw 3 matches of his beloved whites and finally his jinx is over after they won on Wednesday. He laughs at Everton for being poor in yesterdays match against Middlesboro. Dave called them an absolute disgrace. They talked how Paul Gascoinge is looking old and what he looked like topless after the match and they commented that his chest was very hairy. Chris missed that Will Young admitted he was out of the closet. Lizzie and her mother were distraught yesterday. Will Kinder has gay-dar because he spotted that Will was gay when he came in to the show. Hes had two relationships in the past which have both been with fellas. Lizzie offers to be his boyfriend. Dave said that all she needs to is cut her hair and shed look like a boy. Chris cant listen to the song without waving his arms to and fro. Chris comments on Rik Waller and his video and cant take the song seriously watching it. He was so glad that Rik didnt get into the Top 5. Chris said that he was in the pub when he saw the video and the pub all laughed when the shot of his whole body came on screen. More Will Remixes. Ben Palmer with a Steve Irwin remix. The next one is from Pascal in London. Paul Finney is next. Track 15 is from Randy Andy Pandy with Cats. Track 30 is Mike from Liverpool with organ music from a church. A couple of Guess Whos later. Chris will play clips from This Morning with Chris Eubank today as they are some of the funniest clips hes heard this year. Lizzie says her Guess Who was Samantha Janus but they already have used her in a Guess Who. Lizzies friend Sammi also had a Guess Who from the local Chinese Take-Away. It was Eastenders actor Todd Carty. Will has two Guess Whos but the first one was totally irrelevant so doesn't play that one and says it was Charles Dance, actor in Out of Africa. The second was Max Clifford, PR guru to the famous and to the not so famous . Shane Ritchie is 38 today and he recalls how he threw a water balloon at him at one of the roadshows and thought he was a nice person and BBC person/or not BBC person as the case maybe Alan Yentob is 57. Daily Star headline today was were right behind you says male fans. Dave has got a quiz at 16:15pm. Chris tells Rhys to do some work. Chris got a text message from Culshaw who was sitting on a train opposite a topless Daily Sport female. Chris was on Moyles Interactive for the next 30 minutes from 4pm. If anyone has any shots could you send them so we can use them in the gallery. A new feature is XBOX update which Lee is playing. Daves new feature is called Guess What. Chris is against Will, Dave and Lizzie. The three have done something really bad and Chris has to guess what they have done. it involves chris. it was done deliberately. U2 playing live in Dublin wasn't live but was from 2 years ago from the Simon Mayo show. Chris thinks of some punishment. Jo Whiley was jealous and Andy Parfitt said it was a coup and had to be taken to one side and told. Parfitt sends a text message to Chris asking for the team to come to his office now. Chris says he cant look at them as they are all scumbags. Chris said it was strange how they could only get one member of Misteeq yet they got the whole of U2. So now the lying squealers have named other people that were connected and Chris says that he and Andy Parfitt will get their revenge before this Friday. Miles is now playing the XBOX. SportTalk with Mr Kinder and from Goodison Park, Comedy Dave, and the old satellite gag is back. Margate beat Woking 4-3. Will revels in talking about how Everton were pitiful. The emails flood in about how Chris missed the Rangers and Celtic match but he says that he would sweep them two under the carpet because the fans take the match a little too seriously. He says he wouldn't want them in the Premiership because Leeds have trouble beating Ipswich as it is. They talk about This Morning and says that John Leslie is great on it. A Blown Out update. They have been signed to BMG records, same one as all the Pop Idols are signed to. Once Pop Idol has died down, they will unleash them on the public with You've Lost That Loving Feeling out in early May. The video will be shot next Monday and it will be a Top Gun spoof. Chris and Dave are unavailable to appear in the video so they have put in a bid in for Dr Fox. Big Jim is back from holiday from his majesty's on 27th April. They will do a PA in April. Rhinestone Cowboy has been confirmed as the second single from them and Daz's World Cup song 15 pints of lager will be released on May 21st. There are nine different bits of the Eubank interview which he found funny and played. they ask him a question and he says a completely nondescript answer.

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