[Chris]

Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop. Chris talks about Ralf Little and his beautiful girlfriend Lisa Rogers. Chris has the BBC sound effects audience cd on overload. Chris was at the taping of Dead Ringers last night and Jon will be in later to promote it. Dave is writing some guest questions. Chris wants to call him Jim for a laugh. He has a lot of Guess Who's from around Television Centre last night. Lostprophets - The Fake Sound Of Progress.
Chris first Guess Who was fatty Rik Waller who was standing in the corridor for Top Of The Pops. He was so pleased to see him last night than tonight because they have done a parody of Rik Wallers single. I dont actually know who is singing it as it aint any of the team. The reason why I can detect this is that this person can hit high notes. Minimalistix - Close Cover. Chris parody is called I Will Always Love Food. Chris ate loads of free canopes and drank a load of free booze in green rooms of shows he wasnt even a part of. Chris has a shouting fit at a new person in the news is annoying him. Will thinks its ironic that hes calling the fellow unprofessional. Pot kettle. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love and City High - Caramel.
Chris picks on Daves clothes again as his girlfriend buys all his clothes from Gap and Next for him. Chris next Guess Who is Bob Mortimer of Vic & Bob fame. Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh. Chris thinks the Badly Drawn Boy piano sounds like Bruce Hornsby and the Range.
He also saw Patrick Kielty and Chris Cowey, producer of Top Of The Pops. He still says that Chris will get a phonecall to host the show just like every other time hes met them but never receives one. Now that Jamie Theakston is on the poncey play, he thinks he should fill in for him. Supermen Lovers - StarLight.
Chris calls Jon Jim Crenshaw. Shakira - Whenever Whatever (Incantation Mix). They interview Jon as like they would with someone they didnt know as a joke.