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1. Adam F feat Lil Mo- Wheres My ...
2. Crazy Town - Butterfly
Last night Chris was nominated for a Sony. Dave and Lizzie went along. Chris has been nominated for Best Entertainment show. Emma B is wearing a see through bra as he describes as like a birds eye view of two eggs on a frying pan. He says that Ross is the only competition and he will win. Lets hope the judges Mr Vegas and Mr Lamarr like the tape.
3. Usher - U-Turn (1st Play)
Will was supposed to get the teas in today but hes ran out of money and Dave complains that he wants a tea and a kit kat. Will says he cant get the teas for all at£2.50. Chris complains about the bosses not thanking him on his nomination. He says hes heard more noise in a morgue. He plays out a scene and slates Greg Dyke. A lot of listeners have sent congratulations and a few friends have texted him. Emma B complained that Sunday Surgery didnt get a nomination. I WONDER WHY, HEY, GET A PERSONALITY THEN. Dave has a whole gaggle of Guess Whos from last night.
4. Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times
He remembers when he was 2nd best DJ in 1998 and how he was proud he beat someone from BBC Radio Ulster. His ego got deflated when they read his name out as Chris Morales.
5. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
3.30 NEWS- Chris talks about the story about Sony wanting to know who did a bootleg remix of the song they use in the Levis advert.
6. Ja Rule - Always On Time
7. A - Nothing
Bruce Willis is 47 today. Dave first Guess Who was Going For Gold Host Henry Kelly. He was waiting for the toilet. They was a terrible smell and Lizzie opened the door because it was a unisex toilet. They talked about disabled toilets. His second guest was Feargal Sharkey, the great Undertones singer. Daves girlfriend Emma saw someone in the changing rooms of Warehouse.
8. Ladies First - I Cant Wait
Its in the newspapers today that Sara Cox went to the Lapdancers with the same shot that the papers always use with her in her nik niks and her lovely knockers indeed pushed up for all to see.
9. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style
10. Matt Darey - Beautiful
Chris tried to phone up the studio himself and Lizzie didnt answer it.
11. Missy Elliott - 4 My Ppl
12. The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
Today was fitness assessment day. Will got confused and got disqualified. They did an exercise called the Bleep Test. What it basically is, is two cones and you have to run to the cones before the second beep. Problem is the beeps get closer in time so the person has to run harder. Greyhead instead moved the cones closer together.
13. Xpress 2 featuring David Byrne of Talking Heads - Lazy (1st play)
Chris was top of the fitness assessment as he reached level nine. To get into the army, you need to reach level ten. In Wills local paper, Aldershot are running an assault course for charity. Chris says thats rubbish. They get onto the subject of Chris' driving as he is too cautious. Chris wants to be a role model for young drivers. Chris challanges Dave to a driving contest... on the XBOX during the next 2 songs.
14. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
15. Shaggy & Ali G - Me Julie
4:30 news
16. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
17. Blue - Fly By II
Chris played Gotham City Racing with Dave and kicked his ass although Dave said he cheated. Tonight is Louis Theroux meets Keith Harris and Orville in Panto at 9pm on BBC2. They decide to do an Eastenders update. Chris reads out the blurb from the TV guide. The Dreem Teem are looking outside at them. Chris listens to the Dreem Teem show on Sunday morning and finds it funny but for all the wrong reasons. Chris saw the infommercial about BBC Talent last night with Ian Wright and says it still makes him laugh.
18. Pay As You Go - Champagne Dance (Chris asks whats this rubbish 1st Play)
Chris has a row with Will about Fava Beans and quotes the line from Silence Of The Lambs and descends into Harold Steptoe. Dave says that every bean makes you fart. Chris takes the p out of the BBC Talent radio advert with KC.
19. Mary J Blige - Family Affair
20. Executioners - Going Down
5 news
21. Lasgo - Something
22. Fugees - Killing Me Softly (plays the duf duffers from Eastenders to it)
Dave asks to do something constructive. There was a trail for Michael Greco and this leads to Wills story. Michael was in the new drama with no goatee but had to go back to Eastenders with a goatee immediately so the make up lady had to paint it on but Michael said he looked like Ming The Merceles for two episodes before it grew back.
23. Haven - Til The End
24. Riva feat Danni Minogue - Who Do You Love Now?
Chris gets the sound clip from Silence of the Lambs with the Nice Chianti and Fava Beans quote.
25. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny (Remix)
26. RIK WALLER PARODY
27. One Giant Leap featuring Maxi Jazz & Robbie Williams - My Culture
More emails read out that arent very interesting apart from this one:
Hello my name is Tanguy and I am the manager of Cyberfactory Brussels, the biggest electronic roadshow in Brussels with more than 32000 listeners every Sunday evening during 5 hours. We would like to play some of your mixes and through you present the UK sound. Every week we play five mixes of different djs around one specific theme. Our music styles are Techno, Hard Techno, Bleeping Techno, Underground Techno, Uplifting Trance, Acid Trance, Hard Trance, Dark Electro, Electro, Electro Beats, Break Beat, Break Core, Electro Beats, Acid, Acid Core, Acid Techno and Acid Trance. Are you interested?
28. Outkast - Ms Jackson
29. Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh
If you are interested, this show holds the record of most songs played on the show.

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