chrismoyles.net
- Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:09 pm
#241397
BBC Talent spoof ad with all the team involved
1. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny
2. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me
Does the great to be here joke. Its two days off the booze for Chris as the last time was Sunday evening. Chris takes the mickey out of Daves shirt. Dave sort of agrees that its bad. Its a long sleeve shirt and Chris says it looks 80's. Dave says it too hot for a jumper and too cold for a T-Shirt. Chris is wearing an orange shirt. Will is wearing another freebie which is an Usher T-shirt. Chris says he can tie a tie but not in one go.
3. The Streets - Lets Push Things Forward (Dave and Chris take the piss out of it and talk over it and laughs, we will leave NME to lick their ass)
When he hears a record like that, he cant stand it. He calls it garbage. Chris says that the listeners will agree with him. Will says that wouldnt be very fair as he talked all the way through it. There is a mystery guest in after 4pm that Dave and Lizzie will be blindfolded and told to guess.
4. Sum 41 - Motivation
Sum 41 live tracks up on the Mark and Lard page on BBC Online.
5. Alicia Keys - A Womans Worth
3.30 news - H and Claire from Steps have joined SM:TV Live after they got rid of James Redmond
6. Travis - Flowers In The Window
7. So Solid Crew - Ride Wit Us
Dave was known as Super Dave before he was Comedy Dave. Chris recalls the time Simon Mayo went off the air for 10 minutes coincidentally at the very same moment Dave was in the other studio and had unplugged a couple of wires and it was hell of a spooky feeling that at the very same time the station went off the air. Lizzie has sent in a minidisc to Chris with commentary of the Liverpool goals.
8. Zero 7 - Distractions
Chris has a dilemma. A friend wants to go out to see a person for a couple of drinks. It would keep Radio 1 happy because its Fergie. Chris calls him dangerous. Chris puts on his Frank Carson(Northern Irish Comedian famous for says Its A Cracker Kendra)impression. Chris needs backup and Daves says no. Chris plays back the advert with Alicia Keys calling Jamie Theakston Jamie Freakston. Chris plays whipping noises.
9. Dre & Snoop - Next Episode
10. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
11. Adam F feat Lil Mo - Shake Your Body
12. Jean Jacques Smothie - 2 People
Dave and Lizzie are blindfolded. Will brings in the guest which is Michael Greco. He plays Beppe Di Marco in Eastenders. Greco puts on the Orville voice. Greco and Moyles feel sorry for Keith Harris. Greco was on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly and was on Steve Wright earlier too. He finishes filming in 2 months. He doesnt know how he is being written out so doesnt know if hes dying. He just hopes that he doesnt leave in a cab on the show. He is in a new drama series called Murder In Mind. He is only in the first one though as each episode has different characters and actors.
13. Will Young - Evergreen
Greco does a Jim impression from Eastenders. Greco has been in it for four years. Greco congratulates Liverpool on getting through to the next round of the European Cup. He is going to Liverpool at the weekend to see his beloved Chelsea play them. Chris spots that the only reason he congratulated them is that he doesnt get the piss taken out of him if they get beat.
14. Brandy - What About Us
15. Matt Darey - Beautiful
4:30 news with Georgina and Juliet (Foxy) Ferrington - Arsene Wenger says Marracas instead of Miraculous and Olivier Dacourt is seemingly leaving Leeds Utd. Chris mocks Juliets team of Port Vale.
16. Ja Rule - Always On Time
17. Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times
Greco plays Mark White in tonights show with a fit bird Samantha Robson, who played someone in the Bill along with Jesse Birdsall, in the failed soap Eldorado and failed science fiction show Bugs. There is a lot of Samanthas body on show so Jonny set the VCR although I do remember a story about hers being false. Ill stick allegedly on that just in case.
18. generic dance record - searching the soul i heard during the song
19. Dido - Here With Me
20. A - Nothing
5 NEWS (Juliet called Greco a big hairy monster off air)
21. Missy Elliott - 4 My People (Basement Jaxx Mix)
22. Spiller - Groovejet
Lizzie has dreamt up a game for XBox users called Thrust Or Bust. The music played is Yello and The Race, from 1988 for you kids out there. They have a steering wheel for the Xbox to give away. Two lucky listeners will ring up and ask for a member of the team to drive on Phantom Gotham Racing or whatever. Dont be an arse and tell me what the correct name is because I couldnt give a rats ass.
23. Shakira - Whenever Whatever (That terrible Incantation mix with unnecessary scratch noises)
24. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
Line 1 is Dominic - Queued up at 11:30pm on Wednesday night to get it at midnight
HE PICKS CHRIS
Line 2 is Lee (Funny they are both male eh) who got it on Wednesday
HE PICKS DAVE and they pick the Westminster course to play
25. PureFish - Addicted To Plaice
26. Oasis - The Hindu Times
Chris won the race so Dominic wins the thrustbuster. Dominic went to the soccer sixes and saw Greco and his girlfriend commented on his nice thighs.
27. Puff Daddy and Faith Evans featuring 112 - Ill Be Missing You
1. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny
2. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me
Does the great to be here joke. Its two days off the booze for Chris as the last time was Sunday evening. Chris takes the mickey out of Daves shirt. Dave sort of agrees that its bad. Its a long sleeve shirt and Chris says it looks 80's. Dave says it too hot for a jumper and too cold for a T-Shirt. Chris is wearing an orange shirt. Will is wearing another freebie which is an Usher T-shirt. Chris says he can tie a tie but not in one go.
3. The Streets - Lets Push Things Forward (Dave and Chris take the piss out of it and talk over it and laughs, we will leave NME to lick their ass)
When he hears a record like that, he cant stand it. He calls it garbage. Chris says that the listeners will agree with him. Will says that wouldnt be very fair as he talked all the way through it. There is a mystery guest in after 4pm that Dave and Lizzie will be blindfolded and told to guess.
4. Sum 41 - Motivation
Sum 41 live tracks up on the Mark and Lard page on BBC Online.
5. Alicia Keys - A Womans Worth
3.30 news - H and Claire from Steps have joined SM:TV Live after they got rid of James Redmond
6. Travis - Flowers In The Window
7. So Solid Crew - Ride Wit Us
Dave was known as Super Dave before he was Comedy Dave. Chris recalls the time Simon Mayo went off the air for 10 minutes coincidentally at the very same moment Dave was in the other studio and had unplugged a couple of wires and it was hell of a spooky feeling that at the very same time the station went off the air. Lizzie has sent in a minidisc to Chris with commentary of the Liverpool goals.
8. Zero 7 - Distractions
Chris has a dilemma. A friend wants to go out to see a person for a couple of drinks. It would keep Radio 1 happy because its Fergie. Chris calls him dangerous. Chris puts on his Frank Carson(Northern Irish Comedian famous for says Its A Cracker Kendra)impression. Chris needs backup and Daves says no. Chris plays back the advert with Alicia Keys calling Jamie Theakston Jamie Freakston. Chris plays whipping noises.
9. Dre & Snoop - Next Episode
10. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
11. Adam F feat Lil Mo - Shake Your Body
12. Jean Jacques Smothie - 2 People
Dave and Lizzie are blindfolded. Will brings in the guest which is Michael Greco. He plays Beppe Di Marco in Eastenders. Greco puts on the Orville voice. Greco and Moyles feel sorry for Keith Harris. Greco was on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly and was on Steve Wright earlier too. He finishes filming in 2 months. He doesnt know how he is being written out so doesnt know if hes dying. He just hopes that he doesnt leave in a cab on the show. He is in a new drama series called Murder In Mind. He is only in the first one though as each episode has different characters and actors.
13. Will Young - Evergreen
Greco does a Jim impression from Eastenders. Greco has been in it for four years. Greco congratulates Liverpool on getting through to the next round of the European Cup. He is going to Liverpool at the weekend to see his beloved Chelsea play them. Chris spots that the only reason he congratulated them is that he doesnt get the piss taken out of him if they get beat.
14. Brandy - What About Us
15. Matt Darey - Beautiful
4:30 news with Georgina and Juliet (Foxy) Ferrington - Arsene Wenger says Marracas instead of Miraculous and Olivier Dacourt is seemingly leaving Leeds Utd. Chris mocks Juliets team of Port Vale.
16. Ja Rule - Always On Time
17. Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times
Greco plays Mark White in tonights show with a fit bird Samantha Robson, who played someone in the Bill along with Jesse Birdsall, in the failed soap Eldorado and failed science fiction show Bugs. There is a lot of Samanthas body on show so Jonny set the VCR although I do remember a story about hers being false. Ill stick allegedly on that just in case.
18. generic dance record - searching the soul i heard during the song
19. Dido - Here With Me
20. A - Nothing
5 NEWS (Juliet called Greco a big hairy monster off air)
21. Missy Elliott - 4 My People (Basement Jaxx Mix)
22. Spiller - Groovejet
Lizzie has dreamt up a game for XBox users called Thrust Or Bust. The music played is Yello and The Race, from 1988 for you kids out there. They have a steering wheel for the Xbox to give away. Two lucky listeners will ring up and ask for a member of the team to drive on Phantom Gotham Racing or whatever. Dont be an arse and tell me what the correct name is because I couldnt give a rats ass.
23. Shakira - Whenever Whatever (That terrible Incantation mix with unnecessary scratch noises)
24. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
Line 1 is Dominic - Queued up at 11:30pm on Wednesday night to get it at midnight
HE PICKS CHRIS
Line 2 is Lee (Funny they are both male eh) who got it on Wednesday
HE PICKS DAVE and they pick the Westminster course to play
25. PureFish - Addicted To Plaice
26. Oasis - The Hindu Times
Chris won the race so Dominic wins the thrustbuster. Dominic went to the soccer sixes and saw Greco and his girlfriend commented on his nice thighs.
27. Puff Daddy and Faith Evans featuring 112 - Ill Be Missing You
