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- Thu Mar 21, 2002 6:39 pm
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1. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
2. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Ed Case Remix)
Chris thanks Emma B for the last two hours. She tried to flash at him again today. Geek room is open for business as usual on a Thursday. Chris recalls Dave mentioning that any woman who can work a computer is a munter. Chris goes through the guff about revision. Will suggests playing the old Grange Hill music. They used to put on Daves exam reports that he was able but idle, nice to see he hasnt changed much. Chris does a one life advert three times, each time quicker than the previous one.
3. Outkast - The Whole World
Plugs Big Blubber
4. PureTone - Addicted To Bass
A new parody coming up of Gareth Gates but alas it aint a stutter rap
5. A - Nothing
3:30 news - talking about the infamous pamela anderson and tommy lee video
6. Lasgo - Something
7. George Michael - Freeek
BIG BLUBBER day 99
Dave - solid performance, taste of success has spurred him on
Lizzie - useful as a chocolate teapot, squirrels and pigeons distracted her
Will - complete muscle meat head, claimed unfair dismissal after he messed up a simple task, a case of all brawn and no brain
Chris - a great week for chris as he lost 2 pounds and as a result
CHRIS HAS WON THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
8. Executioners - Going Down
Chris wants to do the TOP 40 chart show one week.
9. Destinys Child - Bootylicious
10. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
11. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny (Remix)
12. David Gray - Babylon
Woking want a song when they come out at the start of the match to get the crowd up and raucous. Dave suggests having a song with Working in the title or chorus and change it to Woking. Chris says that the songs at Leeds are crap like Chumbawumba and Republica.
13. I might as well call this Chocolate Puma - I Wanna Be You with a clap and a wave inserted.
Suggestions of YMCA but instead of young man say Woking, Woking in a football wonderland, woking girl by Billy Joel, Woking in Memphis, Im Woking Away by Craig David, to the tune of Rollin by Limp Bizkit say Woking. Chris says that Scottie sounds like a pothead on the one life advert. Alan on email says Woking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves and Youll Never Wok Alone by Gerry and the Pacemakers. Keith Scott says its been a card fans delight to the tune of A Hard Days Night, Woking all over the world. To the tune of Bob The Builders Can We Fix It sing instead Woking FC can we win it (Chris and Dave shout out NO THEY CANT) and the last one was These boots were made for Woking.
14. Sum 41 - Motivation
the joke : Whats the difference between Dolly Parton and Woking? more support and more cups
15. Alicia Keys - A Womans Worth
Marmite Roulette soon
4:30 news
16. Travis - Flowers In The Window
17. So Solid Crew - Ride Wit Us
Marmite Roulette Time
There are 10 questions written by Dave. Whoever gets the least has to eat the Marmite crisps. It is between the two Marmite haters: Lizzie and Chris -
a. Which 2 colours are on a dalmation dog? (A:Black & White)
b. How old is Will? (A:33) Lizzie said 32 & Chris said 34
c. If baby cats are called kittens, what are baby horses called? (A:Foals)
d. What is 6x7? (A:42)
e. What is the capital of Peru? (A:Lima) Lizzie got it right, Chris said Derby
f. What is the name Kylies current album? (A:Fever)
g. What are the two prime ingredients of viche sois sauce? (A:Leek & Potato) Chris said Beef & Lemon
h. Which footie team plays home games at Oakwell? (A:Barnsley) Lizzie said Derby
i. How many tails does a Manx cat have? (A:None)
j. Marmite is a spread with an extract of what? (A:Yeast)
18. N'Sync & Nelly - Girlfriend (1st Play)
Lizzie beats Chris 8-7 so he has to eat the Marmite crisps. There is a drumroll. Chris says oh jesus after eating it. Chris says that marmite looks like tar.
19. Lostprophets - The Fake Sound Of Progress
5 News
20. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
21. Coldplay - Yellow
Dave and Chris does the usual global geek chat. Chris has a very strange Guess Who which was Daves ex girlfriend. I dont like to bring up the past Dave but.... Chris plays Psycho music. Dave wants him to move on but Chris said that his old ex is with a new man. Dave met him and says that its very hard to dislike him although Chris asks him to hate him.
22. GARETH GATES PARODY
23. U2 - Elevation
Time For SportTalk. Will has trouble with Panathanikos, Bayer Leverkeusen and Libero Poulos. Duller than Steve Davis watching Handy Andy on the telly watching paint dry.
24. Ja Rule - Always On Time
Old News At Ten music with Lizzie talking about the places for the UEFA Cup.
25. Xpress 2 & David Byrne - Lazy
26. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
1. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
2. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Ed Case Remix)
Chris thanks Emma B for the last two hours. She tried to flash at him again today. Geek room is open for business as usual on a Thursday. Chris recalls Dave mentioning that any woman who can work a computer is a munter. Chris goes through the guff about revision. Will suggests playing the old Grange Hill music. They used to put on Daves exam reports that he was able but idle, nice to see he hasnt changed much. Chris does a one life advert three times, each time quicker than the previous one.
3. Outkast - The Whole World
Plugs Big Blubber
4. PureTone - Addicted To Bass
A new parody coming up of Gareth Gates but alas it aint a stutter rap
5. A - Nothing
3:30 news - talking about the infamous pamela anderson and tommy lee video
6. Lasgo - Something
7. George Michael - Freeek
BIG BLUBBER day 99
Dave - solid performance, taste of success has spurred him on
Lizzie - useful as a chocolate teapot, squirrels and pigeons distracted her
Will - complete muscle meat head, claimed unfair dismissal after he messed up a simple task, a case of all brawn and no brain
Chris - a great week for chris as he lost 2 pounds and as a result
CHRIS HAS WON THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
8. Executioners - Going Down
Chris wants to do the TOP 40 chart show one week.
9. Destinys Child - Bootylicious
10. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
11. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny (Remix)
12. David Gray - Babylon
Woking want a song when they come out at the start of the match to get the crowd up and raucous. Dave suggests having a song with Working in the title or chorus and change it to Woking. Chris says that the songs at Leeds are crap like Chumbawumba and Republica.
13. I might as well call this Chocolate Puma - I Wanna Be You with a clap and a wave inserted.
Suggestions of YMCA but instead of young man say Woking, Woking in a football wonderland, woking girl by Billy Joel, Woking in Memphis, Im Woking Away by Craig David, to the tune of Rollin by Limp Bizkit say Woking. Chris says that Scottie sounds like a pothead on the one life advert. Alan on email says Woking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves and Youll Never Wok Alone by Gerry and the Pacemakers. Keith Scott says its been a card fans delight to the tune of A Hard Days Night, Woking all over the world. To the tune of Bob The Builders Can We Fix It sing instead Woking FC can we win it (Chris and Dave shout out NO THEY CANT) and the last one was These boots were made for Woking.
14. Sum 41 - Motivation
the joke : Whats the difference between Dolly Parton and Woking? more support and more cups
15. Alicia Keys - A Womans Worth
Marmite Roulette soon
4:30 news
16. Travis - Flowers In The Window
17. So Solid Crew - Ride Wit Us
Marmite Roulette Time
There are 10 questions written by Dave. Whoever gets the least has to eat the Marmite crisps. It is between the two Marmite haters: Lizzie and Chris -
a. Which 2 colours are on a dalmation dog? (A:Black & White)
b. How old is Will? (A:33) Lizzie said 32 & Chris said 34
c. If baby cats are called kittens, what are baby horses called? (A:Foals)
d. What is 6x7? (A:42)
e. What is the capital of Peru? (A:Lima) Lizzie got it right, Chris said Derby
f. What is the name Kylies current album? (A:Fever)
g. What are the two prime ingredients of viche sois sauce? (A:Leek & Potato) Chris said Beef & Lemon
h. Which footie team plays home games at Oakwell? (A:Barnsley) Lizzie said Derby
i. How many tails does a Manx cat have? (A:None)
j. Marmite is a spread with an extract of what? (A:Yeast)
18. N'Sync & Nelly - Girlfriend (1st Play)
Lizzie beats Chris 8-7 so he has to eat the Marmite crisps. There is a drumroll. Chris says oh jesus after eating it. Chris says that marmite looks like tar.
19. Lostprophets - The Fake Sound Of Progress
5 News
20. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
21. Coldplay - Yellow
Dave and Chris does the usual global geek chat. Chris has a very strange Guess Who which was Daves ex girlfriend. I dont like to bring up the past Dave but.... Chris plays Psycho music. Dave wants him to move on but Chris said that his old ex is with a new man. Dave met him and says that its very hard to dislike him although Chris asks him to hate him.
22. GARETH GATES PARODY
23. U2 - Elevation
Time For SportTalk. Will has trouble with Panathanikos, Bayer Leverkeusen and Libero Poulos. Duller than Steve Davis watching Handy Andy on the telly watching paint dry.
24. Ja Rule - Always On Time
Old News At Ten music with Lizzie talking about the places for the UEFA Cup.
25. Xpress 2 & David Byrne - Lazy
26. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
