The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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Basement Jaxx & Missy Elliott - 4 My People, Coldplay - Yellow, Britney Spears - Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman, Sum 41 - Fat Lip, Roger Goode - In The Beginning, Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times, The Streets - Push Things Forward, N'Sync & Nelly - Girlfriend, Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light, Shakedown - At Night, Usher - U-turn, Ash - Shining Light, Four Strings -Take Me Away, Dido - Here With Me, Ali G & Shaggy - Me Julie, Lasgo - Something, Travis - Flowers In The Window, Aaliyah - Rock The Boat, Goldtrix - Trippin It Love, Ja Rule - Always On Time, Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood, Black Twang - Kik Off, Blue - Fly By, Verve - Bittersweet Symphony, last one missed, I was getting a Chinese (Pork and Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce with Fried Rice btw)

Chris shouts for Mark to keep on the Badly Drawn Boy song because he wasn't ready. Chris congratulates Mark on his show. Its a Sunny day and Dave is wearing a fleece. Lizzie shows her teeth to Chris. She had 3 teeth out and 2 fillings. Lizzie bought a whitening gum shield for £9.99. Dave and Will were highly dubious and thought she was at the pub. Dave has compiled a quiz on a dental matter.
1. What is the plural for tooth? (TEETH)
2. Name one product that is used for the cleaning of ones teeth? (TOOTHBRUSH)
3. What type of teeth are wisdom teeth, Are they MOLARS OR INCISORS? (MOLARS)
4. Which one of the following is not a recognised sedative used in the extraction of teeth?
a. nitrous oxide b. oral sedatives c. (GIN)
5. TRUE OR FALSE Wisdom teeth should be extracted by the age of 21? (FALSE)
6. What percentage of adults don't visit the dentists regularly? a. 50% b. 10% c. 23% d. 5% (A)
7. TRUE OR FALSE You are more likely to develop cavities from chocolate rather than raisins? (FALSE)
8. What percentage of adults have fillings? a. 50% b. 63% c.78% d. 96% (D)
LIZZIE GETS 7/8
The listeners deserve the truth. Lizzie lied about going to the dentists. Chris says that she's pregnant. Lizzie says it isn't true. Lizzie said that her dad wants Chris phone number to tell him off. Chris still hates The Streets. Im with him on this one.
Chris lambasts the 3am Girls again. They are featured in Vanity Fair for some reason. Dave says they are called 3am because that's what time they put their make up on. They are pictured with So Solid Crew. Will has nearly collapsed after someone asked for his credit card details. Dave says he aint tight but careful. Chris says he makes Bruno Brookes look generous.
They talk about Engineer Steve. Chris has a couple of cds to play. Aiden has composed a track about Lizzie. The other one is from the Outrageous Bumpkin Crew. Papers today in the Daily Star, the 10 celebs ages they lost their virginity. Zoë Ball 18, Jonathon Ross 21, Katy Hill 28, Bruce Willis 14. Dave was 18 when he lost it. Chris recalls his philosophy about how good looking people come out just in summer. Will was 21 when he lost his. Chris turns into a dirty preaching vicar. I can hear the complaints from lazy parents writing as we speak. Cue the Our Tune music. Hes holding and reaching out a hand of advice. He sounds like a relaxation tape. Back to Bonnie. He sent her a text. What he put was Hope you enjoyed that night and he received a text back with Chris Who. She replied with Only Kidding Babe. He doesn't know whether to go out for a drink again with the team or a dinner date instead. So does he go on his own or bring the team. Dave wants to come but Chris tells him to bugger off. Chris and the team plan their trip to America. They will be 7 and 8 hours behind. Chris tells Will to leave it to Jude figure out the booking. The Radio 1 Tea Table Update :-
4th - Will 8 Teas
3rd - Lizzie 11 teas
2nd - Dave 14 teas
FIRST - Chris 17 teas
Dave talks about the Beckham injury coverage. Dave says that the papers are basically saying that England are a one man team. Chris went running today again. Chris is being told by Gym Jane to do a half marathon. Chris asks who is with him to do it. Unsurprisingly the rest say they are busy.

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