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- Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:08 pm
#241409
1. J Lo - Aint It Funny 2. M&S - Salsoul Nugget 3. Sum 41 - Motivation 4. Alicia Keys - Fallin 5. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far 6. Shy FX - Shake Your Body 7. Outkast - The Whole World 8. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love 8. Riva - Who Do U Love Now 9. Ali G & Shaggy - Me Julie 10. Basement Jaxx/Missy Elliott - 4 My People 11. George Michael - Freek 12. Starsailor - Alcoholic 13. Blue - Fly By II 14. Sunglasses At Night 15. Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times 16. Ja Rule - Always On Time 17. Pechay - You Got Me Burning 18. Destinys Child - Bootylicious 19. Usher - Uturn 20. Papa Roach - Last Resort 21. Mary J Blige - No More Drama 22. Puretone - Addicted To Bass 23. Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh
Jon Culshaw is on today. Jon starts off the show doing his Parky impression. He isnt on yet because he is signing autographs. The 4 went training today. Chris now has two blisters on his foot. Dave ran to the park with a big backpack on. Lizzie actually came out for a change. Will missed Tuesday so doesnt expect the trophy today. Big Blubber update later. Scottie is in the geek room. For the first time ever, Chris, Will and Dave went to the roof of the BBC building and looked down on the whole of London. They dont think they are allowed to but they didnt care. Several listeners have called up telling Chris to use Compeed for his blisters. Jon is on another TV show tonight which is Parkinson, quite possibly the biggest chat show in the world. He got a call from the exec producer of the show. Jon first of all thought it was the radio show. He is on with Tony Bennett, 50's singer and Sue Johnston, mum in the Royle Family and countless other shows. Chris asks if he will do Parky on Parky. Jon doesnt know but hes prepared himelf so he doesnt balls it up. Chris asks Jon to mention him. Chris says he might even go home early from the pub to watch it. For the listeners it on Saturday 6th April 2002 at 22:20pm on BBC1. Thats unless another Royal goes and decides to end it all. Sissons burgundy tie NO!!!!. Jon will be the second guest introduced.
Dave confessed to watching Sex and the City and Chris teases him. They talk about this because Shy FX sounds like the theme tune to it. Will talks about her tanning glove. Chris teases him about the sticky lotion. The cap voiced Chris continues teasing Dave all the way THRU THE SHOW.
ITS TIME FOR BIG BLUBBER
DAY 102 - HANGOVER FREE TRAINING
Lizzie - More keen than ever, considering liposuction and muscle implants though poor salary and no millionair boyfriend has made her to revert to ordinary exercise.
Will - remarkably perky, Tuesday he overslept as he didnt reset his clock, the women around the park in skimpy clothes has Wills lust in his loins.
Dave - Has designs on trophy, 100% turnup, someone has nicked his frisbee, executed the exercises like a pro.
Chris - weight went up after easter, she had a go at him and went for a 40 minute run on Weds with her on his own.
COMEDY DAVE KNOCKS THE OTHERS AWAY TO WIN THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
Dave does speech and gets boos. A bad silence gets Chris to prompt him and they play the Jon Culshaw Royal Variety performance music. Chris talks about the Channel 4 drama Teachers starring ex This Life actor Andrew Lincoln. There was a character in it who had just confessed that he was gay. He was wearing one of Chris favourite shirts from GAP. Two Guess Whos. Dave was sitting outside a pub and saw Simon Cowell pull off in his black convertible Ferrari. Chris saw Jude Law and Sadie Frost playing with their child in the park. Chris smiled and ran up the hill as quick as possible dying of embarrassment. Front page of the Sun has David Beckhams close up picture of his foot in flipflops. Newsround is 30 years old today so old favourite John Craven is coming back to present. Eamonn Holmes has signed for another three years at GMTV. Chris talks about Nigel Lythgoe and his show The Enemy Within. Chris rang up Dave and told him to watch. Hes in this big black leather chair and turns round like a James Bond villiain. Hello Im Nigel Lythgoe and Im uncomfortable. Im about as uncomfortable as Cliff Richard at a So Solid gig. Tomorrow is the last live Bargain Hunt with David Dickinson.
Chris quizzes Lizzie on the Liverpool match of last night. Lizzie said the other team were called Bayern Deportivo. Dave and Lizzie fight over the correct pronounciation of the Liverpool defender Sami Hyppia. The Grand National is on Saturday. Cue Black Beauty music. I bought the Sun today and so did Dave as it seems because hes doing a aweepstake on it. The problem being that Dave is trying to make a profit out of it. They havent thought this through right. Dave should have read the rules on the other page. There are 50 horses on the page. Scottie joins in. Someone emails in to say that only 40 horses run. Dave asks what they do with the other ten.
Will: There substitutes because sometimes a horse falls over a fence
Chris: you cant have subs! so halfway through the race, does someone come out with one of them signs, were taking off horse number 12 and putting on horse number 43
Dave: lets have of look what horses are on the bench. its nonsense Will
Scottie: In case one gets a puncture
Chris: and all the punters that are there are saying i hope he plays Keanohorse
Mastermind music plays. Dave has finally figured out how to work out the sweeptake. All the team draw a horses name from a hat. Theres 5 people so each player has 10 horses. MY TIP - YOURE A GOODUN at 40/1
Jon Culshaw is on today. Jon starts off the show doing his Parky impression. He isnt on yet because he is signing autographs. The 4 went training today. Chris now has two blisters on his foot. Dave ran to the park with a big backpack on. Lizzie actually came out for a change. Will missed Tuesday so doesnt expect the trophy today. Big Blubber update later. Scottie is in the geek room. For the first time ever, Chris, Will and Dave went to the roof of the BBC building and looked down on the whole of London. They dont think they are allowed to but they didnt care. Several listeners have called up telling Chris to use Compeed for his blisters. Jon is on another TV show tonight which is Parkinson, quite possibly the biggest chat show in the world. He got a call from the exec producer of the show. Jon first of all thought it was the radio show. He is on with Tony Bennett, 50's singer and Sue Johnston, mum in the Royle Family and countless other shows. Chris asks if he will do Parky on Parky. Jon doesnt know but hes prepared himelf so he doesnt balls it up. Chris asks Jon to mention him. Chris says he might even go home early from the pub to watch it. For the listeners it on Saturday 6th April 2002 at 22:20pm on BBC1. Thats unless another Royal goes and decides to end it all. Sissons burgundy tie NO!!!!. Jon will be the second guest introduced.
Dave confessed to watching Sex and the City and Chris teases him. They talk about this because Shy FX sounds like the theme tune to it. Will talks about her tanning glove. Chris teases him about the sticky lotion. The cap voiced Chris continues teasing Dave all the way THRU THE SHOW.
ITS TIME FOR BIG BLUBBER
DAY 102 - HANGOVER FREE TRAINING
Lizzie - More keen than ever, considering liposuction and muscle implants though poor salary and no millionair boyfriend has made her to revert to ordinary exercise.
Will - remarkably perky, Tuesday he overslept as he didnt reset his clock, the women around the park in skimpy clothes has Wills lust in his loins.
Dave - Has designs on trophy, 100% turnup, someone has nicked his frisbee, executed the exercises like a pro.
Chris - weight went up after easter, she had a go at him and went for a 40 minute run on Weds with her on his own.
COMEDY DAVE KNOCKS THE OTHERS AWAY TO WIN THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
Dave does speech and gets boos. A bad silence gets Chris to prompt him and they play the Jon Culshaw Royal Variety performance music. Chris talks about the Channel 4 drama Teachers starring ex This Life actor Andrew Lincoln. There was a character in it who had just confessed that he was gay. He was wearing one of Chris favourite shirts from GAP. Two Guess Whos. Dave was sitting outside a pub and saw Simon Cowell pull off in his black convertible Ferrari. Chris saw Jude Law and Sadie Frost playing with their child in the park. Chris smiled and ran up the hill as quick as possible dying of embarrassment. Front page of the Sun has David Beckhams close up picture of his foot in flipflops. Newsround is 30 years old today so old favourite John Craven is coming back to present. Eamonn Holmes has signed for another three years at GMTV. Chris talks about Nigel Lythgoe and his show The Enemy Within. Chris rang up Dave and told him to watch. Hes in this big black leather chair and turns round like a James Bond villiain. Hello Im Nigel Lythgoe and Im uncomfortable. Im about as uncomfortable as Cliff Richard at a So Solid gig. Tomorrow is the last live Bargain Hunt with David Dickinson.
Chris quizzes Lizzie on the Liverpool match of last night. Lizzie said the other team were called Bayern Deportivo. Dave and Lizzie fight over the correct pronounciation of the Liverpool defender Sami Hyppia. The Grand National is on Saturday. Cue Black Beauty music. I bought the Sun today and so did Dave as it seems because hes doing a aweepstake on it. The problem being that Dave is trying to make a profit out of it. They havent thought this through right. Dave should have read the rules on the other page. There are 50 horses on the page. Scottie joins in. Someone emails in to say that only 40 horses run. Dave asks what they do with the other ten.
Will: There substitutes because sometimes a horse falls over a fence
Chris: you cant have subs! so halfway through the race, does someone come out with one of them signs, were taking off horse number 12 and putting on horse number 43
Dave: lets have of look what horses are on the bench. its nonsense Will
Scottie: In case one gets a puncture
Chris: and all the punters that are there are saying i hope he plays Keanohorse
Mastermind music plays. Dave has finally figured out how to work out the sweeptake. All the team draw a horses name from a hat. Theres 5 people so each player has 10 horses. MY TIP - YOURE A GOODUN at 40/1
