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1. Pink - Dont Let Me Be Me 2. Roger Sanchez 3. Reelists - Freak Mode 4. Alien Ant Farm - Attitude 5. Aaliyah - Rock The Boat 6. Eminem - Without Me 7. Nigel & Marvin - Follow Da Leader 8. missed 9. Ludicrus - Roll Out 10. Moby - We Are Made Of Stars 11. Rhianna - Oh Baby 12. KMC - I Feel So Fine 13. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 14. Architechs - Body Groove 15. Shakedown - At Night 16. Ms Dynamite - Takes More 17. Westlife - Bop Bop Baby 18. Linkin Park - In The End 19. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 20 Fat Joe - Whats Love 21. Artful Dodger - Rewind 22. Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out 23. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly 24. Tweet - Oops 25. Ferry Corsten - Punk

Chris says he doesnt fit in with the whole premiere thing after going last night to the new Stars Wars film. He was interviewed by lovely Edith Bowman for RI:SE so only 78 people saw him on the telly. He was also interviewed by another lovely Beverley Turner for This Morning but he watched This Morning and they cut him out. Of course Jon did his Obi Wan impression for Edith to excel more at his sharking ability. They were told to be in their seats for 8 O' Clock so they were there for 7:35pm. The film started at 9 so Chris had a sore ass before the film even started.
Lizzie specified a limousine to drive to the event even though it was only 6 streets away from the BBC building. What they got was a clapped out Rover instead and a new driver who didnt know where to get to Leicester Square. Chris says Jon doesnt know when to stop eating as he decided to get a McDonalds and woof it down with Chris having to stand outside it looking like an eejit in a flashy suit. When they got into the event they had a goodie bag sitting on each of the seats. It wasnt what Chris expected. All you got was leaflet about Freeserve, a Star Wars special edition Empire Mag and a very noisy bag of Doritos. This was OK until you remember everybody had that same noisy bag of Doritos and munched on them really loudly all the way during the film.
Dane Bowers was there before him. He was asked to move to somewhere else because Zóe Ball and Coxy wanted to sit together and not be split apart. Chris comments that Sara gave him a dirty look and that now shew is thiner she has lost her bottom. Vermin Kaye and Kermit O Dreary were there too but not together. Vermin was with his girlfriend, Tess Daly (no relation to Tyne Daly who was in Cagney & Lacey). He also saw Atomic Kitten and Jenny was wearing hardly anything and clearly wasnt wearing a bra. A1 were sitting behind Chris (I woulda been scared of that prospect). Chris tells the listeners to email Sara with the topic WHY DO YOU HATE MOYLES.
Chris says hello to big fan of the show Jo Thompson from Essex. Lizzie was away to Starbucks and has a Guess Who. It was Lulu. Chris has another admirer called Holly who sent him a poem and picture. Will offers to vet her but Dave recalls when Will tried to get him off in the video shop debacle and he was subsequently banned.
BIG NEWS - They are donig a show backstage at the last night of Kylies tour very soon, Listen in to hear more details.
Its time to play Chris new game of Revels Roulette. For the uninitiated, or the thick, Revels is a bag of sweet which have various flavours covered in chocolate. These are chocolate, chocalate nut, malteser, coffee, orange, caramel and raisin. The main premise was they had to guess what flavour they would get. Chris and Lizzie correctly guessed what their flavour would be. Dave doesnt want to play as he complains that he has an allergy to peanuts. Lizzie scoffs and says that shes bought him a fruit and nut on occasions.
Chris has discovered a new feature called The Worst Bootlegs In The World ever. He got the idea after 2 mixes were sent into him that made him laugh because they didnt work at all. The first was the backing track of Teenage Dirtbag with Mary J Blige Family Affair vocal which was rubbish but the next one was hilarious. It was Eminems new song Without Me mixed Flashdance which even the most tuneless would hear it didnt work whatsoever.
Liberty X will get to number 1 this weekend but Chris says that its OK, heard it all before. Chris reads out emails from Hayley Miles and Richs girlfiriend. Rich is the Wills nosy neighbour and he is 27 today. She comments that she parks her car beside Wills to make her car look better. Revels Roulette must have got to Revels Headquarters and they have been sent a Revels goddie bags with T-shirts, Boxes of Revels, Head Scarves and Revels Dice.

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