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- Mon May 20, 2002 5:20 pm
#241441
1. Liberty X - Just A Little 2. OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe 3. Paffendorf - Be Cool 4. Sugababes - Freak Like Me 5. Badly Drawn Boy - Something To Talk About 6. Fat Joe - Whats Love 7. Papa Roach - Loves Me Not 8. Tweet - Oops 9. Delated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst 10. Ian Van Dahl - Reasons 11. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 12. Sisqo - Thong Song 13. Korn - Here To Stay 14. Shakedown - At Night 15. Rhianna - Oh Baby 16. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 17. Moby - We Are All Made Of Stars 18. Will Young - Light My Fire (on Weds) 19. A - Starbucks 20. D12 - Purple Hills 21. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Get Over You 22. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This 23. Moony - Dove 24. Ludicrus - Roll Out My Business 25. All Saints - Black Coffee
Chris plays the Crackerjack Theme to start the show. Dave was still not there but Lizzie was back. Chris listened to the Nassem Hamed fight on Radio 5 live and he said that they said it was his worst ever performance and a section of the crowd left before the end. Some parts were singing You are Bruno in Disguise to the tune of Youre Not Singing. Chris is now a week without booze for the 1st time in 12 years and feels particularly smug. Chris takes the piss out of Lisa Faulkners role last week in Spooks which was 2 lines. Chris went into the office yesterday and was searching for videos to watch. He decided to watch the first two episodes of spooks and taped the beckhaming palace hour long ITV show.
Will has a Guess Who version 1.2 called so because he went up and talked with the person. Will tries to mimic the person but it ends up like David Bowie. It was in fact Suggs who was in the local pub having just finished his 6 Music show.
Newsreader Georgie says that Jennifer Ellison (emily in brookie) was in the office for an interview and Chris was pissed off noone told him because he hasnt stopped talking about her for the past 2 years. Georgie says she wasnt attractive. Its obvious its jealousy as shes stunning, plus she has a good rack. The soap awards were on Saturday night. These awards are just another excuse for no namers of soaps to go in low cut tops and show their ass. Chris tried to persuade Will to watch Hollyoaks for the class of women. Kat slater won sexiest female who looks like a slut.
Lisa was hobbling. She has sprained her ankle. Lisa is 29 and from london. She was in Brookside for a year playing a hippie type and then later joined Holby City where she appeared on Chris Saturday show along with Angela Griffin and Nicola Stephenson. She is currently engaged to Johnny Lee Miller. Chris says the relationship before that was bad. I would assume that was one of them fellows from South Park. Jonny wants Elvis to be played. It was usual Moyles female interview as he kisses her ass and praises the show. Chris plays our tune music when talking to SportNews Juliet because shes leaving on Thursday to report for Match of the Day in South Korea for World Cup 2002. The most kiss ass piece of interview ever done with the exception of Kylie today. Lisa goes to yoga tomorrow morning for yoga with Nicola. She last filmed in January but shes another job very soon so she parties the whole time in between jobs. Jonny isnt working either so they are the unemployed actors. Chris talks about a short film she made that had her romping on the bed. Methinks have to email Chris to find out what it was.
A friend has sent him a text message. Lizzie wants to look at it. theres also something an email that Chris want to cover up. It was about a picture with a sun lounger so that would be the pictures of lisa nude on holiday (i might have them hmmm).
Chris previews tonights TV with Eastenders, The Eastenders special with Ricky and Bianca and Spooks. Chris reads out emails firstly a person who went to see Kylie and this time next week they are backstage with Kylie. Another emailer wants to know Chris opinion on Dr Fox (call me Neil) appearance on Hignfy, Chris calls him average. Lily savage blankety blank and Dr Fox was on it too. Will said he was cringeworthy on it trying to make puns. Chris says he hates Dr Fox and he should stop thinking hes funny because he isnt. Chris says he went to the gym but he was still fat. He walked around the Crapitol offices like a pigeon while wearing army khaki dress. Chris claims that he made Dr Fox better because when he joined there, all he would do was scratch his balls. Then after hearing him he started to try harder. Still crap though. Jude pops in. Another email from James Goddard about Chris being mentioned in the Stockport News. Final email about someone going round saying he was Tony Byrne from the Moyles Show and was signing womens boobs in Brighton. Chris rung him up and Tony was in a meeting and says he was in London. Dot Cotton was in Creation NiteKlub on the mixing desk after the soap awards. Jude plugs 0800 110 100 for One Life : PANIC on tips about revising. Chris didnt have time to talk about Angus Deayton so expect the first hour tomorrow to be of that.
Chris plays the Crackerjack Theme to start the show. Dave was still not there but Lizzie was back. Chris listened to the Nassem Hamed fight on Radio 5 live and he said that they said it was his worst ever performance and a section of the crowd left before the end. Some parts were singing You are Bruno in Disguise to the tune of Youre Not Singing. Chris is now a week without booze for the 1st time in 12 years and feels particularly smug. Chris takes the piss out of Lisa Faulkners role last week in Spooks which was 2 lines. Chris went into the office yesterday and was searching for videos to watch. He decided to watch the first two episodes of spooks and taped the beckhaming palace hour long ITV show.
Will has a Guess Who version 1.2 called so because he went up and talked with the person. Will tries to mimic the person but it ends up like David Bowie. It was in fact Suggs who was in the local pub having just finished his 6 Music show.
Newsreader Georgie says that Jennifer Ellison (emily in brookie) was in the office for an interview and Chris was pissed off noone told him because he hasnt stopped talking about her for the past 2 years. Georgie says she wasnt attractive. Its obvious its jealousy as shes stunning, plus she has a good rack. The soap awards were on Saturday night. These awards are just another excuse for no namers of soaps to go in low cut tops and show their ass. Chris tried to persuade Will to watch Hollyoaks for the class of women. Kat slater won sexiest female who looks like a slut.
Lisa was hobbling. She has sprained her ankle. Lisa is 29 and from london. She was in Brookside for a year playing a hippie type and then later joined Holby City where she appeared on Chris Saturday show along with Angela Griffin and Nicola Stephenson. She is currently engaged to Johnny Lee Miller. Chris says the relationship before that was bad. I would assume that was one of them fellows from South Park. Jonny wants Elvis to be played. It was usual Moyles female interview as he kisses her ass and praises the show. Chris plays our tune music when talking to SportNews Juliet because shes leaving on Thursday to report for Match of the Day in South Korea for World Cup 2002. The most kiss ass piece of interview ever done with the exception of Kylie today. Lisa goes to yoga tomorrow morning for yoga with Nicola. She last filmed in January but shes another job very soon so she parties the whole time in between jobs. Jonny isnt working either so they are the unemployed actors. Chris talks about a short film she made that had her romping on the bed. Methinks have to email Chris to find out what it was.
A friend has sent him a text message. Lizzie wants to look at it. theres also something an email that Chris want to cover up. It was about a picture with a sun lounger so that would be the pictures of lisa nude on holiday (i might have them hmmm).
Chris previews tonights TV with Eastenders, The Eastenders special with Ricky and Bianca and Spooks. Chris reads out emails firstly a person who went to see Kylie and this time next week they are backstage with Kylie. Another emailer wants to know Chris opinion on Dr Fox (call me Neil) appearance on Hignfy, Chris calls him average. Lily savage blankety blank and Dr Fox was on it too. Will said he was cringeworthy on it trying to make puns. Chris says he hates Dr Fox and he should stop thinking hes funny because he isnt. Chris says he went to the gym but he was still fat. He walked around the Crapitol offices like a pigeon while wearing army khaki dress. Chris claims that he made Dr Fox better because when he joined there, all he would do was scratch his balls. Then after hearing him he started to try harder. Still crap though. Jude pops in. Another email from James Goddard about Chris being mentioned in the Stockport News. Final email about someone going round saying he was Tony Byrne from the Moyles Show and was signing womens boobs in Brighton. Chris rung him up and Tony was in a meeting and says he was in London. Dot Cotton was in Creation NiteKlub on the mixing desk after the soap awards. Jude plugs 0800 110 100 for One Life : PANIC on tips about revising. Chris didnt have time to talk about Angus Deayton so expect the first hour tomorrow to be of that.
