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- Tue May 21, 2002 5:08 pm
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1. Moony - Dove 2. Heartless Crew - Heartless Theme 3. Aaliyah - Try Again 4. N'Sync - Girlfriend 5. Eminem - Without Me 6. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 7. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 8. Dido - Here With Me 9. Busta Rhymes - Pass The Courvoisor 10.Liberty X - Just A Liitle 11. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day 12. Peaches - Set It Off 13. Mary J Blige - No More Drama 14. Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness 15. Fat Joe - Whats Love 16. Elvis VS Jxl - Little Less Conversation 17. Westlife - Bop Bop Baby 18. Executioners - Its Going Down 19. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 20. Pras Michel - Ghetto Superstar 21. Athlete - You Got The Style 22. Shy Fx - Shake Your Body 23. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 24. Kylie - Love At First Sight
Mr T is 50 from the A-Team today. Chris was listening to 5 Live earlier and plays a Mayo clip from Radio 5 Live, fellow sounded drunk and says live on air I dont drink, Chris Moyles rocks. Mayo then said that the persons last comment let him down. Chris called him a cheeky git. Chris decides to do the old favourite of getting his name mentioned on other radio stations. Bonus points is if you get on Richard and Judys show. They wanted the people to utter the same line as the other eejit. I bet Jonny is sending his one in. Lisa, 26 and a radio moyles virgin for 6 months sends a letter and it sounds stalker-ish. She wanted to meet up with him and have a drink and a autographed picture. Chris says that there are new photos which he doesnt like and prefers the one where hes touching his eyes. The Sarah HB photo is supposed to resemble of Scott ills in drag. Chris drank last night. BOO. Chris has letters to read out. Megan Welby from Hopwood aged 6 hates Chris burping and tells him to have manners. Anne McCafferty from Leeds loves him but her father thinks he is a pillock. Lizzie wants to turn Will Young when he comes in tomorrow. Chris refers to Cat Deeley having a moustache. Someone has given Chris a password for a public address system for a company. They dont work. They decide to ring random numbers and say I dont drink, Chris Moyles rocks. Chris does one of his favourites, destination punchline. Here were 3 I picked up :-
my husbands going to the casino? Tibet, Of course, Why Else
my wife thinking of going to north america? alaska, Thanks nice of you
i knew a fella who fought in persia? Iran, No he walked away
The Romantic Story - His mate had been in a quandry because his girlfriend didnt know whether they should keep seeing each other. So he went and bought white blank cards and wrote on the first one Im sorry, the next one I Love You and fourth one he wrote this is the last card. he drives up to where she works and takes off his tracksuit and strips down to only his crash helmet and monkey shaped thong, rings her office and tells her to look out the window and she looks out and he has the 4 cards so it looks like hes nude with the messages covering his parts and starts dropping them one by one and pulls out a huge bunch of roses after the last card.
Angus deayton in drugs and hookers storm. The lover, Caroline aged 29, reveals wild sex games and he has got a huge one. Chris has never met Angus but says well done, he'd do a dabble with her. Chris decides that he ahould get into it. Hes got nothing to lose. He would do the drugs because he knows plenty of people that have done drugs and the majority are assholes. He said it has benefits because you dont get sacked plus the hooker sells their story and praises their manhood. Angus squirmed with embarrassment as the Sun took a picture of him outside in an Italian hotel. Lizzie then says that maybe this a publicity stunt as the ratings are going down and Big Brother is up against it this Friday at 9pm.
Spoony is playing for SM:TV at the Soccer Six. He plays with John Barnes, Kenny Dalglish, Dane Bowers, couple of sm:tv crew and Terry Alderton in goal.
email from a person to say that they are through to In It To Win It and will say the phrase. Chris refers to Dale Wintons Heat Interview.
Tonights Tv reviews are of Eastenders, Cutting It and Match Of The Day. Chris is going out tonight with Jonny Lee Miller and Lisa Faulkner. Will is going out for a drink with a friend and Lizzie is not going to drink.
Chris is reading Leeds Leeds Leeds and inside theres a Free World Cup Wall Chart and page 48 where there is a review of Leeds against Aston Villa. He shows off by saying that the ball in all those shots is sitting in his house. Chris quietly mentions about copping off with one of Lizzies friends.
Mr T is 50 from the A-Team today. Chris was listening to 5 Live earlier and plays a Mayo clip from Radio 5 Live, fellow sounded drunk and says live on air I dont drink, Chris Moyles rocks. Mayo then said that the persons last comment let him down. Chris called him a cheeky git. Chris decides to do the old favourite of getting his name mentioned on other radio stations. Bonus points is if you get on Richard and Judys show. They wanted the people to utter the same line as the other eejit. I bet Jonny is sending his one in. Lisa, 26 and a radio moyles virgin for 6 months sends a letter and it sounds stalker-ish. She wanted to meet up with him and have a drink and a autographed picture. Chris says that there are new photos which he doesnt like and prefers the one where hes touching his eyes. The Sarah HB photo is supposed to resemble of Scott ills in drag. Chris drank last night. BOO. Chris has letters to read out. Megan Welby from Hopwood aged 6 hates Chris burping and tells him to have manners. Anne McCafferty from Leeds loves him but her father thinks he is a pillock. Lizzie wants to turn Will Young when he comes in tomorrow. Chris refers to Cat Deeley having a moustache. Someone has given Chris a password for a public address system for a company. They dont work. They decide to ring random numbers and say I dont drink, Chris Moyles rocks. Chris does one of his favourites, destination punchline. Here were 3 I picked up :-
my husbands going to the casino? Tibet, Of course, Why Else
my wife thinking of going to north america? alaska, Thanks nice of you
i knew a fella who fought in persia? Iran, No he walked away
The Romantic Story - His mate had been in a quandry because his girlfriend didnt know whether they should keep seeing each other. So he went and bought white blank cards and wrote on the first one Im sorry, the next one I Love You and fourth one he wrote this is the last card. he drives up to where she works and takes off his tracksuit and strips down to only his crash helmet and monkey shaped thong, rings her office and tells her to look out the window and she looks out and he has the 4 cards so it looks like hes nude with the messages covering his parts and starts dropping them one by one and pulls out a huge bunch of roses after the last card.
Angus deayton in drugs and hookers storm. The lover, Caroline aged 29, reveals wild sex games and he has got a huge one. Chris has never met Angus but says well done, he'd do a dabble with her. Chris decides that he ahould get into it. Hes got nothing to lose. He would do the drugs because he knows plenty of people that have done drugs and the majority are assholes. He said it has benefits because you dont get sacked plus the hooker sells their story and praises their manhood. Angus squirmed with embarrassment as the Sun took a picture of him outside in an Italian hotel. Lizzie then says that maybe this a publicity stunt as the ratings are going down and Big Brother is up against it this Friday at 9pm.
Spoony is playing for SM:TV at the Soccer Six. He plays with John Barnes, Kenny Dalglish, Dane Bowers, couple of sm:tv crew and Terry Alderton in goal.
email from a person to say that they are through to In It To Win It and will say the phrase. Chris refers to Dale Wintons Heat Interview.
Tonights Tv reviews are of Eastenders, Cutting It and Match Of The Day. Chris is going out tonight with Jonny Lee Miller and Lisa Faulkner. Will is going out for a drink with a friend and Lizzie is not going to drink.
Chris is reading Leeds Leeds Leeds and inside theres a Free World Cup Wall Chart and page 48 where there is a review of Leeds against Aston Villa. He shows off by saying that the ball in all those shots is sitting in his house. Chris quietly mentions about copping off with one of Lizzies friends.
