chrismoyles.net
- Mon Jun 03, 2002 5:25 pm
#241454
1. Moony - Dove 2. Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag 3. Double Trouble & Rebel MC - Street Tuff 4. Puretone - Addicted To Bass NEWS 5. Liberty X - Just A Little 6. Badly Drawn Boy - Something To Talk About 7. Ray Parker Jnr - Ghostbusters (Chicken Advert) 8. Space Cowboy - Eye Would Die 4 U 9. James - Come Home 10. Stereophonics - A Thousand Trees 11. Elvis VS Jxl - Little Less Conversation 12. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light 13. Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls 14. Destinys Child - Bootylicious 15. Cathy Dennis - Touch Me All Night Long NEWS 16. Eminem - Without Me 17. Kylie - Love At First Sight 18. 808 State feat Mc Tunes - Only Ryhme That Bites (Dog Breath Advert) 19. X-Press 2 - Lazy 20. Beautiful South - 36D (Yes it did get to 46 in the charts) NEWS 21. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 22. Kelis - Good Stuff 23. Me Jubille - MC Queenie 24. Ben Folds Five - Underground NEWS 25. DB Boulevard - Point Of View 26. Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax 27. No Doubt - Hella Good 28. M Factor - Mother 29. East 17 - Deep (Harvest Meal Deal) 30. Tweet - Oops 31. Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Chris went to the pub on Saturday and drank 2 bottles of water whilst watching the second half of the Eire match. From there he went to John Lewis shopping. He bought a load of shirts, aocks and pants. He shelled out a pair of Calvin Klein undies for £18. He spent £200. He went to the Smellies counter. Lizzie is off today. He starts to say that he uses moisturiser after he shaves and then Aled butts in and they start a conversation about moisturiser creams. Chris needs to cut his nasal hair because mate Stuart says he has one thats about 3cm. Chris tries to suck the hair back up. He wants to buy a DVD rack then an Ireland shirt and an iron briefcase for £118. Dave asks why and says it was an impulse buy. He had three shandy's then went to Culshaws for dinner. Sunday he was pissed all day and today he got the Guinness Hit Singles Book out and picked his Jubilee tracks. Dave guesses the intros to Now 16. Chris says that its because Street Tuff was on it. Hes wrong, its on Now 17. Dave guesses correctly to Milli Vanilli and Technotronic.
Lynne from Big Brother comes in and Dave had earlier nearly knocked her over. Chris felt sorry for her when she got booed coming out of the house. Chris says the only reason that she was voted out was that was her drunken shouting match with Spencer. Lynne states that Spencer is edited well and up close he is quite arrogant and ha really filthy habits like talking with his mouth full. Chris gets on to boob talk and she recommends it. She went up one cup size. Chris thinks about penis enlargements and Dave brings up the Penis suction pumpers that you get in special catalogues. Lynne says she will leave London to go back to Buckie on Friday. She wants Jonny or Alison to win. She would have nominated PJ because he is so dull and uninteresting and Spencer. She calls Alex a Victor Meldrew and hes ok but dull. Chris saw his parents being interviewed on E4 and says that he must have got his sense of humour bypass from them. Chris said to Lynne that she has a scary look. She replies that Gary Bushell called her a horse but at least she doesnt look like a horses arse (notice Chris didnt mention to say he called her a horse on Friday).
Daves says theres no band that he can honestly say he hates all their records... with the exception of The Pet Shop Boys, so you know what happens next. Chris puts them on.
Another game of Daves Introductory Service pitting Will against Dave. Will gets Tears for Fears and Sowing The Seeds Of Love. They dont get Erasure or Transvision Vamp. Dave gets Cathy Dennis touch me all night long. Chris says that Will has farted and is stinking. Will denies any involvement and blames it on someone having dog poo on their shoe. Dave questions the choice of 808 State as very odd. Dave says that the pattern of Chris choices is very Gay with Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Pet Shop Boys, Cathy Dennis as his examples.
BB UPDATE
adele admitted she is a virgin bisexual
new housmate sophie richmond 24, very pretty
kate has been clinging onto Spencer
shopping list with £400 to spend, alex has complained that there isnt enough mineral water. sandy and alex have plotted to stir up tensions between kate and jade. Alex, Sandy and Lee are in the same room with the rest in the girls bedroom. Jade is 21 on wed, sophie is 25 on sunday. audio on friday. aled chose the two questions What is the capital of Australia? when they were getting in too hard. yvonne looked at him. every week now the running gag will be that Chris fancies a person. The second question was that Chris Moyles fancies someone from the room but it wasnt you, how do you feel about that?
Chris went to the pub on Saturday and drank 2 bottles of water whilst watching the second half of the Eire match. From there he went to John Lewis shopping. He bought a load of shirts, aocks and pants. He shelled out a pair of Calvin Klein undies for £18. He spent £200. He went to the Smellies counter. Lizzie is off today. He starts to say that he uses moisturiser after he shaves and then Aled butts in and they start a conversation about moisturiser creams. Chris needs to cut his nasal hair because mate Stuart says he has one thats about 3cm. Chris tries to suck the hair back up. He wants to buy a DVD rack then an Ireland shirt and an iron briefcase for £118. Dave asks why and says it was an impulse buy. He had three shandy's then went to Culshaws for dinner. Sunday he was pissed all day and today he got the Guinness Hit Singles Book out and picked his Jubilee tracks. Dave guesses the intros to Now 16. Chris says that its because Street Tuff was on it. Hes wrong, its on Now 17. Dave guesses correctly to Milli Vanilli and Technotronic.
Lynne from Big Brother comes in and Dave had earlier nearly knocked her over. Chris felt sorry for her when she got booed coming out of the house. Chris says the only reason that she was voted out was that was her drunken shouting match with Spencer. Lynne states that Spencer is edited well and up close he is quite arrogant and ha really filthy habits like talking with his mouth full. Chris gets on to boob talk and she recommends it. She went up one cup size. Chris thinks about penis enlargements and Dave brings up the Penis suction pumpers that you get in special catalogues. Lynne says she will leave London to go back to Buckie on Friday. She wants Jonny or Alison to win. She would have nominated PJ because he is so dull and uninteresting and Spencer. She calls Alex a Victor Meldrew and hes ok but dull. Chris saw his parents being interviewed on E4 and says that he must have got his sense of humour bypass from them. Chris said to Lynne that she has a scary look. She replies that Gary Bushell called her a horse but at least she doesnt look like a horses arse (notice Chris didnt mention to say he called her a horse on Friday).
Daves says theres no band that he can honestly say he hates all their records... with the exception of The Pet Shop Boys, so you know what happens next. Chris puts them on.
Another game of Daves Introductory Service pitting Will against Dave. Will gets Tears for Fears and Sowing The Seeds Of Love. They dont get Erasure or Transvision Vamp. Dave gets Cathy Dennis touch me all night long. Chris says that Will has farted and is stinking. Will denies any involvement and blames it on someone having dog poo on their shoe. Dave questions the choice of 808 State as very odd. Dave says that the pattern of Chris choices is very Gay with Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Pet Shop Boys, Cathy Dennis as his examples.
BB UPDATE
adele admitted she is a virgin bisexual
new housmate sophie richmond 24, very pretty
kate has been clinging onto Spencer
shopping list with £400 to spend, alex has complained that there isnt enough mineral water. sandy and alex have plotted to stir up tensions between kate and jade. Alex, Sandy and Lee are in the same room with the rest in the girls bedroom. Jade is 21 on wed, sophie is 25 on sunday. audio on friday. aled chose the two questions What is the capital of Australia? when they were getting in too hard. yvonne looked at him. every week now the running gag will be that Chris fancies a person. The second question was that Chris Moyles fancies someone from the room but it wasnt you, how do you feel about that?
