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- Thu Jun 13, 2002 6:12 pm
#241462
a. Eminem Gets Snookered 1. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 2. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light 3. Tim Deluxe - Just Wont Do 4. Tweet - Oops 5. The Way NEWS 6. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 7. Leille & Bushwacker - Love Story 8. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 9. Brandy - What About Us 10. M Factor - Mother 11. Elvis - A Little Less Conversation 12. Blur - Coffee & TV 13. Gareth Gates - Anyone Can Fall (Stupid Mistake) 14. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly 15. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way NEWS 16. No Doubt - Hella Good 17. Nelly - Hot in Herre 18. Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal NEWS 19. Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight 20. Stereophonics - Pick A Part Thats New 21. Fischerspooner - No Need To Tell Me 22. Alicia Keys - Womans Worth 23. Toploader - Time Of My Life 24. Eminem - Without Me
Chris was chauffered home last night clearly the worse for wear by Joe. Chris says its really handy to acquire a friend who doesnt drink. Chris had a thumping headache and 9am the gardeners rapped his door. They fixed his fence and cut his grass. There was two of them. One a Northern Hippie and the other a posh Southerner. The posh Southerner proceeded to walk into the house with half the garden on his shoes. Luckily for Chris the cleaner was coming today. The cleaner told him off for the dirt and keeps telling him how to fix his house up more but he cant be bothered. He lives in a flat and he gets on well with the other fellas but not two women whom he suspects are lesbians. They are both German and they are very organised efficient people. The two women want the whole house painted. Chris says that they asked him to cough up £1000 towards the cost which they say totals £4000.
Chris had Jury service to do but hes deferred till November but the honest truth is he doesnt want to do it. He says that he would fall asleep and have no idea what they are talking about.
Chris says that one of the Radio 1 production staff is a very bad drunk. This person is called Neil. If anyone can name his surname it will be most appreciated. Chris puts off Matt Barbet when he said the word steamed. Alan Hansen is 47 today.
Big Blubber
Will - Still backache has stopped his training as he await the osteopaths verdict. He blames his early job at the Calor Gas where he had to haul gas into peoples cars.
Dave - A solid gutsy performance as he came out twice but didnt like the weights.
Lizzie - Came out on Thursday for a change but somehow got lost in the park even though it was in a circle.
Chris - Was there on Tuesday but played Watersports with Aled by Moyles is very disappointing bearing in mind the huge alcohol intake of the past week. Needs to buck up his ideas.
Aled - Came out twice this week. Lost concentration on Thursday due to Lizzie. This was because he was scared of spiders and squirrels. Kicked his habit of Redbull.
DAVE CAPTURES THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
SANDY INTERVIEW - THIS WONT APPEAR HERE BUT I WILL WRITE UP A FULL TRANSCRIPT AND HOPEFULLY PUT IT IN THE ARCHIVE INTERVIEWS SECTION. THIS IS HIS ONLY INTERVIEW.
BB ALED UPDATE
Pj regretted last nights rustle with Jade
Spencer/Kate given one strike
Sandy memorial - Rich house gets a sunbed, Poor house gets a pool table
Kates boobs are 34a, Jade is a 36c and Jade tells Adele shes too thin.
Jonny thinks hes going, was in bed and couldnt sleep
The betting is that Lee is 2/9 and Jonny is 11/4
Spencer is evens favourite to win outright
Graham Norton impressions from Will and Chris. Chris is going on Ryanair on Saturday. Joe from Toploader on the phone. Its out on the 29th July 2002 talking about the motown drumroll kickin at the start. Chris sets him a challenge of 10 drumrolls and he has to pick his tune. Chris gets Dan Hipgrave on the phone to test him too.
Chris was chauffered home last night clearly the worse for wear by Joe. Chris says its really handy to acquire a friend who doesnt drink. Chris had a thumping headache and 9am the gardeners rapped his door. They fixed his fence and cut his grass. There was two of them. One a Northern Hippie and the other a posh Southerner. The posh Southerner proceeded to walk into the house with half the garden on his shoes. Luckily for Chris the cleaner was coming today. The cleaner told him off for the dirt and keeps telling him how to fix his house up more but he cant be bothered. He lives in a flat and he gets on well with the other fellas but not two women whom he suspects are lesbians. They are both German and they are very organised efficient people. The two women want the whole house painted. Chris says that they asked him to cough up £1000 towards the cost which they say totals £4000.
Chris had Jury service to do but hes deferred till November but the honest truth is he doesnt want to do it. He says that he would fall asleep and have no idea what they are talking about.
Chris says that one of the Radio 1 production staff is a very bad drunk. This person is called Neil. If anyone can name his surname it will be most appreciated. Chris puts off Matt Barbet when he said the word steamed. Alan Hansen is 47 today.
Big Blubber
Will - Still backache has stopped his training as he await the osteopaths verdict. He blames his early job at the Calor Gas where he had to haul gas into peoples cars.
Dave - A solid gutsy performance as he came out twice but didnt like the weights.
Lizzie - Came out on Thursday for a change but somehow got lost in the park even though it was in a circle.
Chris - Was there on Tuesday but played Watersports with Aled by Moyles is very disappointing bearing in mind the huge alcohol intake of the past week. Needs to buck up his ideas.
Aled - Came out twice this week. Lost concentration on Thursday due to Lizzie. This was because he was scared of spiders and squirrels. Kicked his habit of Redbull.
DAVE CAPTURES THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
SANDY INTERVIEW - THIS WONT APPEAR HERE BUT I WILL WRITE UP A FULL TRANSCRIPT AND HOPEFULLY PUT IT IN THE ARCHIVE INTERVIEWS SECTION. THIS IS HIS ONLY INTERVIEW.
BB ALED UPDATE
Pj regretted last nights rustle with Jade
Spencer/Kate given one strike
Sandy memorial - Rich house gets a sunbed, Poor house gets a pool table
Kates boobs are 34a, Jade is a 36c and Jade tells Adele shes too thin.
Jonny thinks hes going, was in bed and couldnt sleep
The betting is that Lee is 2/9 and Jonny is 11/4
Spencer is evens favourite to win outright
Graham Norton impressions from Will and Chris. Chris is going on Ryanair on Saturday. Joe from Toploader on the phone. Its out on the 29th July 2002 talking about the motown drumroll kickin at the start. Chris sets him a challenge of 10 drumrolls and he has to pick his tune. Chris gets Dan Hipgrave on the phone to test him too.
