The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way 2. Riva - Who Do You Love Now 3. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 4. Alicia Keys - Fallin' 5. Box Car Racer - I Feel So NEWS 6. Eminem - Without Me 7. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 8. Slipknot - My Plague 9. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly 10. Christina Milian - When You Look At Me 11. Space Cowboy - I Would Die 4 U 12. Feeder - Buck Rogers 13. Frou Frou - Breathe In 14. Tweet - Oops 15. Prodigy - Babys Got A Temper NEWS 16. Nelly - Hot In Herre 17. Coldplay - In My Place 18. Dee Dee - Forever 19. Sugababes - Freak Like Me 20. Wyclef/Claudette - Two Wrongs NEWS 21. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 22. Pras Michel - Ghetto Superstar 23. System Of A Down - Aerials 24. Moony - Dove 25. Brandy - Full Moon 26. DJ Shuq - This Is My Sound

Chris saw Daves girlfriend last night getting tanked up with Chris ex. Chris spent the evening with his mum and his brother at a restaurant and then onto the pub. Chris says he also met a friend of the show
Chris also saw a friend of ours
Dave who
Chris a friend from the show
Dave from this show
Chris do you know the fella that likes watches?
Dave goes ohhhhhhh and giggles
Chris he turned up trolleyed
Dave does he still pretend he doesnt drink
Chris yes, well as far as his girlfriend knows
Dave did he eat polo mints on his way home
Chris no cos shes away, cos he never drinks when shes about but as soon as she goes, ... POP!, he walked in quarter past nine, bladdered
I hazard a guess at Richard Bacon but for legal reasons I will say Allegedley (if I know how to spell it). It was perfect summers day for jogging but also for having a lie in which is what Chris chose instead. Chris talks about the Sunshine Shielas again and plays the two choruses again. Lizzie said she cycled in today. She didnt wear a helmet.
Her two brakes now work. Chris says that the bike is a relic and puts on a David Dickinson voice describing it.
The Treadmill has been put into the live lounge and each team member during the show had to run for 10 minutes. Chris nominated Dave to go first. Will managed to fall off when the treadmill stopped full flow. The treadmill in the lounge cost 1800 pounds and the cheapest is 1000 pounds. Go to http://www.r2bf.com for more info on treadmills. Chris drops the I dont drink, Chris Moyles rocks feature after no successes. Chris goes through the special sketches minidisc and decided to revive Camp Cops and played 2 classics.
Chris says that Titters has challenges to do at Glastonbury on Friday afternoon. This reminds Dave and Will to actually write the tasks. One task Chris says is that he should take over a burger stand. Titters will then come in on Monday for a report on the whole weekend.
Dave wants Brazil to stuff Germany 6-0. Will says that the Johnny Vaughn show was quite good last night with the Naughty Words XI (mmm have they been looking at our messageboard). Chris says that he tries too hard and that Big Breakfast was the perfect vehicle for him.
Lizzie is moving in with her boyfriend. Chris runs a book on how long before she moves out again. Chris says 6 weeks. Dave says 15 months. Will said more than 15 months. Chris is so confident that he sticks 100 quid in the kitty. A voicemail from Jonny Vaughn but its a c-list celeb putting on a really bad impression. He asks the listeners to send in who they think it is. Some of the names sent in were Richard Bacon, Floella Benjamin, Bobby Davro, Michael Greco, Les Dennis, Mark Knopfler, Tim Westwood, Jonathon Ross, Gary Wilmot, Spencer, David Bellamy, Alastair McGowan, Jamie Theakston, Chris Evans, Lenny Bennett, Vinnie Jones, Alan Ford, Peter Stringfellow, Elton Welsby, Norman Cook, Tony Slattery, Steve Penk, Spoony, Dominic Mohan, Kriss Akabussi and Michael Winner. It was Patrick Kielty.
DAZ returns and has a new number for Chris to spin. Heres the letter he wrote

Dear Chris, the reason why I and many other dole scrounging bedroom producers listen to your show is that your never afraid to give talentless Northern tosspots to shoecase their low budget productions to the nation and quite often the standard is high. However, whilst listening to your show last Thursday, you in my opinion brought that level of broadcasting right down. I refer of course to the playing of the Bubble and Dean record. Chris, it was painful, in fact the last time i endured pain like that was when Craig Marsh tried to shove a prize winning cucumber up my jacksie at Chris Sellars party in 1992. Now in some way I feel responsible as it has been a few weeks since ive submitted my piles of poo to you and your team to ridicule on air. therefore over the weekend i got together with a few mates and put out another absolute pile of crap that will hopefully entertain the nation. Chris, Id love to say that you have the world exclusive play however my old mate simon peters of the Starsound Disco Roadshow in Stockport played the track for a 21st birthday party on Sunday night where it cleared the floor. Lets hope you have a little more luck. Cheers DAZ

Its called Dont Wake The Neighbours Up. The line that makes them laugh the most is Fill your Cup which sounds very much like Feel Your *. Chris says that more news tomorrow. The treadmill boys take it away. Will says Good Riddance.

BB ALED UPDATE
Sophie didnt take the nomination very well
Jonny realises that Big Brother is a game (God he took his time to figure that out)
Alex has shaved for a present to her mum and looks much younger.
Group chat which celebrities they most look like - alex-val kilmer, pj-alexei sayle, jade-billie, pink and samantha janus(No Sharon from Eastenders or the backend of a bus then), tim-hugh grant
Famous Radio 1 poll - 106 people replied - 15% dont care - 28% Jonny - 57% Sophie. An email about Adele picking her nose and eating it. Big Brother pinball game online now. Chris tells Aled to take the Pooth to Top Of The Pops.


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