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- Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:02 pm
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1. Nelly - Hot In Herre 2. Jakatta - American Dream 3. Doves - Pounding 4. Matt Darey - Beautiful 5. Wyclef/Claudette - 2 Wrongs NEWS 6. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 7. Jennifer Lopez - Its Gonna Be Alright 8. Prodigy - Babys Got A Temper (Mystery Guest) 9. Hear'say - Lovin Is Easy (Out August 5th) 10. Kylie - Love At First Sight 11. Craig David - Fill Me In (Nasal Hair Trimmer) 12. New Found Glory - Im Over You 13. Faithless - One Step Too Far 14. Beyonce Knowles - Work It Out NEWS 15. Elvis - A Little Less Conversation 16. Muse - In Your World (Drum N Bass Dads Army) 17. Sugababes - Overload 18. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 19. Will Young - Light My Fire NEWS 20. Eminem - Without Me 21. Artful Dodger/Romena Johnson - Movin Too Fast 22. M Factor - Mother 23. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 24. Dee Dee - Forever 25. PPK - Resurrection
Yes its at that time of the year where all the scruffy people who like to live in a caravan and give all their food to a dog like to go to a place called Glastonbury, where they sit in a field of their own urine and faeces and watch bands that they would never normally pay to see. Dave and Chris have never been and never want to go because its too smelly. Daves says that even just watching it on the telly makes him want to shower. Chris finds the headline act of Rod Stewart bizarre.
Chris does a impromptu advert for Eau De Glastonbury.
The mystery guest was Myleene Klass of Hear'Say bringing in the new single from them. Will bought her some muffins. The others were rehearsing. She will join them later. For a few weeks, there were reports that there was a new sound. She calls it urban. She has a present for Will which is a Myleene doll. She says the classic line Can You Get Your Finger In There, this was said because if you press a button the Pure and Simple song is heard and her necklace lights up. Myleene says theres not another group with 2 girls and 3 boys in their configuration. Dave says that Heart had those members.
Uglybobs Review - Mmmm, right well to say its long awaited would be false. This is the return and it isnt catchy. It doesnt scream out Number 1 to me which this really has to reach. Another limp placing and I cant see a future for them. She claims this is a F U to all the people calling them a 1 hit wonder. The problem is that the critics arent really lying. Honestly can you actually remember the follow to Pure and Simple. Well the anoraks will know obviously. Its funny that theres an extra male in the band because the females still dominate the vocals. To further flog the proverbial dead horse, Pure and Simple with Jonnys vocals is the b-side.
Innovations has sent Chris a Wahl Wet and Dry Nasal Hair Trimmer that also does your ears. Bearing in mind he was scared putting eye drops in, this was funny as he said that it sounded more like a strimmer. Dave asks whats the wet means. Will tells him that it says wet because you can use it in the shower. Chris has got to that certain stage where ear hair is beginning to grow. Chris howls in pain as the trimmer nabs off the nose hair. Mr Sheldon AKA Diffusion gets numerous mentions as he sent Chris a cd of mixes. They play the Garage Dads Army Mix and during a piece with Paul used a dance mix of The Great Escape theme. Georgina and the Newsbeat crew have all decamped to Glastonbury. Chris was watching ri:se this morning and in the words of another Radio 1 disc jockey Kirsty Gallagher has luvvly knockers indeed.
Paul Tittley was live at Glastonbury along with Jo Harland. Chris and the team had 4 tasks for him to do during the show.
Tittleys Tasks
1. Glastonbury Hair Snooker - Get people in a long line with the corresponding sequence of colours on a snooker table. Chris reminds him of the Chas and Dave song Snooker Loopy juust in case he cant remember the order. He was told he had under an hour but it only took him 15 minutes.
White, 2 Reds, Yellow, Green, Brown, Blue, Pink, Black
2. Invade a hippy commune and join in on a special song. Tittley succeeds and they perform The Serious Rainbow Hippy Trippy Action. Chris sings over the song and calls them losers and would have sex with anyone.
3. Find the oldest person you can find.
Over 50 - 1 pound
Over 60 - 5 quid
Over 70 - 10 quid
Over 80 - 50 quid
He claims to have found a 300 year old which nets him 350 pounds.
4. Get 2 celebrity interviews and not including BBC staff. He is not allowed to get the first band and he would particulary like Rod Stewart but he isnt holding his breath. He still hasnt found the nude part of the area. Paul says that hes already got a surprise for Chris on Monday.
BB ALED
Jonny was told by Jade that other people are thinking that he plays up to the cameras. Adele lied to Jonny and Jade seems to be out of the group. The bars are going down tomorrow. Its a foregone conclusion that Sophie is out tonight.
Aled went to News, Weather, Childrens and presentation. News was a nono. BBC2 announcer says Sophie is out. Weather department and he got Alex Deacon (who?). He wants Jonny out. Childrens department and they got the legend Chris Jarvis. Aled got told off by the BBC for talking to Chris Jarvis.
Yes its at that time of the year where all the scruffy people who like to live in a caravan and give all their food to a dog like to go to a place called Glastonbury, where they sit in a field of their own urine and faeces and watch bands that they would never normally pay to see. Dave and Chris have never been and never want to go because its too smelly. Daves says that even just watching it on the telly makes him want to shower. Chris finds the headline act of Rod Stewart bizarre.
Chris does a impromptu advert for Eau De Glastonbury.
The mystery guest was Myleene Klass of Hear'Say bringing in the new single from them. Will bought her some muffins. The others were rehearsing. She will join them later. For a few weeks, there were reports that there was a new sound. She calls it urban. She has a present for Will which is a Myleene doll. She says the classic line Can You Get Your Finger In There, this was said because if you press a button the Pure and Simple song is heard and her necklace lights up. Myleene says theres not another group with 2 girls and 3 boys in their configuration. Dave says that Heart had those members.
Uglybobs Review - Mmmm, right well to say its long awaited would be false. This is the return and it isnt catchy. It doesnt scream out Number 1 to me which this really has to reach. Another limp placing and I cant see a future for them. She claims this is a F U to all the people calling them a 1 hit wonder. The problem is that the critics arent really lying. Honestly can you actually remember the follow to Pure and Simple. Well the anoraks will know obviously. Its funny that theres an extra male in the band because the females still dominate the vocals. To further flog the proverbial dead horse, Pure and Simple with Jonnys vocals is the b-side.
Innovations has sent Chris a Wahl Wet and Dry Nasal Hair Trimmer that also does your ears. Bearing in mind he was scared putting eye drops in, this was funny as he said that it sounded more like a strimmer. Dave asks whats the wet means. Will tells him that it says wet because you can use it in the shower. Chris has got to that certain stage where ear hair is beginning to grow. Chris howls in pain as the trimmer nabs off the nose hair. Mr Sheldon AKA Diffusion gets numerous mentions as he sent Chris a cd of mixes. They play the Garage Dads Army Mix and during a piece with Paul used a dance mix of The Great Escape theme. Georgina and the Newsbeat crew have all decamped to Glastonbury. Chris was watching ri:se this morning and in the words of another Radio 1 disc jockey Kirsty Gallagher has luvvly knockers indeed.
Paul Tittley was live at Glastonbury along with Jo Harland. Chris and the team had 4 tasks for him to do during the show.
Tittleys Tasks
1. Glastonbury Hair Snooker - Get people in a long line with the corresponding sequence of colours on a snooker table. Chris reminds him of the Chas and Dave song Snooker Loopy juust in case he cant remember the order. He was told he had under an hour but it only took him 15 minutes.
White, 2 Reds, Yellow, Green, Brown, Blue, Pink, Black
2. Invade a hippy commune and join in on a special song. Tittley succeeds and they perform The Serious Rainbow Hippy Trippy Action. Chris sings over the song and calls them losers and would have sex with anyone.
3. Find the oldest person you can find.
Over 50 - 1 pound
Over 60 - 5 quid
Over 70 - 10 quid
Over 80 - 50 quid
He claims to have found a 300 year old which nets him 350 pounds.
4. Get 2 celebrity interviews and not including BBC staff. He is not allowed to get the first band and he would particulary like Rod Stewart but he isnt holding his breath. He still hasnt found the nude part of the area. Paul says that hes already got a surprise for Chris on Monday.
BB ALED
Jonny was told by Jade that other people are thinking that he plays up to the cameras. Adele lied to Jonny and Jade seems to be out of the group. The bars are going down tomorrow. Its a foregone conclusion that Sophie is out tonight.
Aled went to News, Weather, Childrens and presentation. News was a nono. BBC2 announcer says Sophie is out. Weather department and he got Alex Deacon (who?). He wants Jonny out. Childrens department and they got the legend Chris Jarvis. Aled got told off by the BBC for talking to Chris Jarvis.
