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- Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:29 pm
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A Dave dominated episode today as the entire show seemed devoted to his engagement. Chris gets his 2 Guess Who's from Spain out of the way. They were Ex Snooker player Willie Thorne and Mike Reid, comedian and more known for playing Frank Butcher in Eastenders. Chris and Dave saw Billy Connolly today filming a Lotto advert up a hill.
As you may have seen in our messageboard last night, a guest posted about an online petition to get Chris into the next series of Celebrity Big Brother. Chris also recieves this email and reads it out. Will gets on the case and brings the page up and reads what it says and enters his name to the petition. He then finds out he is only the 25th person to sign it. Im fourth on the list as I did it last night.
Chris has more Eminem bootlegs to play for Georgina Bowman after the news. These were :-
1. Magnum PI Theme VS Eminem
2. Only Fools & Horses Theme VS Eminem
3. Rednex Cotton Eye Joe Instrumental VS Eminem
Chris complains about the air conditioning only working in the winter and never when its muggy and hot. The extractor fan from the toilets also is pumped into the studio next door. It is Roy Walkers birthday (he is 62) and for the benefit of people who dont know, he was the original and best presenter of Catchphrase. Chris' teeth get sensitive so he took off his headphones because the vibrations hurt him.
Daves ring comes into question. He spent 15 minutes searching for one. The team write down how much he spent on it and their first attempts were all too high. It was revealed to be costing 140 pounds, quite low for someone who gets quite a good wage but then Dave is a notorious tightwad. Dave thinks that its platinum but hes wrong as them rings cost around nine hundred pounds. Lizzie finds a list of 10 things to remember when proposing. Dave didnt consult her father before asking her. Dave was offered insurance for it but he never does. Dave only told 1 person which was Werthers. Chris feels a bit peeved that he wasnt told before him. Chris brings up the story that Dave pointed out the place where he first saw his girls boobs at whilst the team were travelling round Birmingham.
An engagement ring is supposed to cost a months salary according to emailers and a phoner. Dave says it was on discount and it was more expensive
Chris and the team take the piss out of the MadHouse record, to be expected as its awful. Jonny from Big Brother sent him a text message. Dave gets some support from emailers. In the Sun today Jamie Theakston cuddling Emma Bunton on the front page. The Sun also reports that Kate Lawler was going to Eastenders which is a complete lie.
The only reason Dave might marry in 2003 is that it wont clash with the Football. They talk about the wedding plans.
Chris So we get 2 massive thrones
Dave Do you not think they would be a bit tacky?
Chris Yes, you want your pageboys dressed in Everton shirts
Dave Well certainly blue and white
Chris Do you know what, when the bride walks down the aisle, why doesnt she come down the aisle to the tune of Z Cars that Everton come out to
Dave Ive thought about that already (Hums Tune cut off by Will)
Will No, you see thats too fast
Dave You could slow it down a bit, get an organist, my mate Sandy could do it
Chris Of course you will need a party with all your celebrity friends, lets run through some celebs your quite pally with, are you still pally with Kavana?
Dave No, that was you
Chris Adam Rickitt
Dave You also
Chris Chris Lowe from The Pet Shop Boys
Dave No
Chris Right then who
Dave Well you, Will
Will Greks (means Michael Greco)
Dave Hes more Chris friend but hes probably the most famous in the photograph
Lizzie Tittley
Chris No, were not inviting him, will there be like a V.I.P tent because I dont want to be hanging out with members of your family
Dave Do you want to be like cordoned off by one of them velvet ropes?
Chris As long as there is a good area because I dont want to be stuck with one of your dull cousins
Will We could do like a contest on the air for V.I.P tickets to your wedding
Chris Yeah, why dont you let a few of the listeners come to the wedding
Dave Its not a Roadshow!
Chris Well whats the entertainment going to be like. Obviously you wont be paying so you get all your mates to do stuff and your laughing for DJs
Dave I was thinking of renting out decks and let people from here spend time on them like Pete Tong and then Fatboy Slim
Chris Oh your inviting Pete Tong and Norman to your wedding?, Do you honestly think they would turn up?
Dave Well if they didnt have a gig, they might do
Chris Will you invite Zóe and Norman?
Dave Well they invited us to theirs
Chris You are cordially invited to witness the marriage of Dave and Some Bird at Warrington Social Club
Dave Its not going to be in Warrington
Chris Where then
Dave Not telling you, its a secret and I dont want the Pepperami to get hold of it
Chris They will be out in their helicopters looking for the worlds smallest marquee
Will Like a 2 man tent
Chris Sell the rights, Posh & Becks got a million, now im not saying you will get that but at least it will pay off the 140 pound ring, Would your girlfriend think that would be intrusive though
Dave Its a lifelong ambition of hers to appear in something like OK or Hello magazine
Chris It really is though, isnt it. I think thats really sad. Because you know I love your girlfriend but I must be honest sometimes shes thick as, she astounds me sometimes and im not being offensive
Dave Well you are being, she bought it every day while we were in Greece and it cost about 4 quid
Chris Well OK is, the polite way of putting it, a less so extravagant version of Hello
Dave Not sure now if it is
Chris It surprises me the amount of people who do at home with photoshoots and the low quality of some of the D-List celebrities*
Dave This is to kind of prove my point, the other day there was a 6 page feature on Vicky Entwhistle, the one who plays Janice Battersby in Corrie
Chris Ooooh, the one whose face looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Dave Smacked arse yeah, SIX PAGES
Chris I got an email from Rupert in the BBC at Bush House and he says you could sell your rights to Aerial, the BBC Internal magazine
Dave Lets not discount them from the list
*This is a dig at Ana Boulter, his ex, because she has featured in a At Home With in OK shortly after the split pouring out her heart about it. Chris then devotes the last 15 minutes to the callers. The best caller was a fella who was going on Bargain Hunt on Saturday competing with his father. He wanted to have a TV shirt that says I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks and asks him to get someone to get a T-Shirt sent to him for free. Chris tells him to stop being so tight and go down to the local T-Shirt place and they will do it for about a tenner.
A Dave dominated episode today as the entire show seemed devoted to his engagement. Chris gets his 2 Guess Who's from Spain out of the way. They were Ex Snooker player Willie Thorne and Mike Reid, comedian and more known for playing Frank Butcher in Eastenders. Chris and Dave saw Billy Connolly today filming a Lotto advert up a hill.
As you may have seen in our messageboard last night, a guest posted about an online petition to get Chris into the next series of Celebrity Big Brother. Chris also recieves this email and reads it out. Will gets on the case and brings the page up and reads what it says and enters his name to the petition. He then finds out he is only the 25th person to sign it. Im fourth on the list as I did it last night.
Chris has more Eminem bootlegs to play for Georgina Bowman after the news. These were :-
1. Magnum PI Theme VS Eminem
2. Only Fools & Horses Theme VS Eminem
3. Rednex Cotton Eye Joe Instrumental VS Eminem
Chris complains about the air conditioning only working in the winter and never when its muggy and hot. The extractor fan from the toilets also is pumped into the studio next door. It is Roy Walkers birthday (he is 62) and for the benefit of people who dont know, he was the original and best presenter of Catchphrase. Chris' teeth get sensitive so he took off his headphones because the vibrations hurt him.
Daves ring comes into question. He spent 15 minutes searching for one. The team write down how much he spent on it and their first attempts were all too high. It was revealed to be costing 140 pounds, quite low for someone who gets quite a good wage but then Dave is a notorious tightwad. Dave thinks that its platinum but hes wrong as them rings cost around nine hundred pounds. Lizzie finds a list of 10 things to remember when proposing. Dave didnt consult her father before asking her. Dave was offered insurance for it but he never does. Dave only told 1 person which was Werthers. Chris feels a bit peeved that he wasnt told before him. Chris brings up the story that Dave pointed out the place where he first saw his girls boobs at whilst the team were travelling round Birmingham.
An engagement ring is supposed to cost a months salary according to emailers and a phoner. Dave says it was on discount and it was more expensive
Chris and the team take the piss out of the MadHouse record, to be expected as its awful. Jonny from Big Brother sent him a text message. Dave gets some support from emailers. In the Sun today Jamie Theakston cuddling Emma Bunton on the front page. The Sun also reports that Kate Lawler was going to Eastenders which is a complete lie.
The only reason Dave might marry in 2003 is that it wont clash with the Football. They talk about the wedding plans.
Chris So we get 2 massive thrones
Dave Do you not think they would be a bit tacky?
Chris Yes, you want your pageboys dressed in Everton shirts
Dave Well certainly blue and white
Chris Do you know what, when the bride walks down the aisle, why doesnt she come down the aisle to the tune of Z Cars that Everton come out to
Dave Ive thought about that already (Hums Tune cut off by Will)
Will No, you see thats too fast
Dave You could slow it down a bit, get an organist, my mate Sandy could do it
Chris Of course you will need a party with all your celebrity friends, lets run through some celebs your quite pally with, are you still pally with Kavana?
Dave No, that was you
Chris Adam Rickitt
Dave You also
Chris Chris Lowe from The Pet Shop Boys
Dave No
Chris Right then who
Dave Well you, Will
Will Greks (means Michael Greco)
Dave Hes more Chris friend but hes probably the most famous in the photograph
Lizzie Tittley
Chris No, were not inviting him, will there be like a V.I.P tent because I dont want to be hanging out with members of your family
Dave Do you want to be like cordoned off by one of them velvet ropes?
Chris As long as there is a good area because I dont want to be stuck with one of your dull cousins
Will We could do like a contest on the air for V.I.P tickets to your wedding
Chris Yeah, why dont you let a few of the listeners come to the wedding
Dave Its not a Roadshow!
Chris Well whats the entertainment going to be like. Obviously you wont be paying so you get all your mates to do stuff and your laughing for DJs
Dave I was thinking of renting out decks and let people from here spend time on them like Pete Tong and then Fatboy Slim
Chris Oh your inviting Pete Tong and Norman to your wedding?, Do you honestly think they would turn up?
Dave Well if they didnt have a gig, they might do
Chris Will you invite Zóe and Norman?
Dave Well they invited us to theirs
Chris You are cordially invited to witness the marriage of Dave and Some Bird at Warrington Social Club
Dave Its not going to be in Warrington
Chris Where then
Dave Not telling you, its a secret and I dont want the Pepperami to get hold of it
Chris They will be out in their helicopters looking for the worlds smallest marquee
Will Like a 2 man tent
Chris Sell the rights, Posh & Becks got a million, now im not saying you will get that but at least it will pay off the 140 pound ring, Would your girlfriend think that would be intrusive though
Dave Its a lifelong ambition of hers to appear in something like OK or Hello magazine
Chris It really is though, isnt it. I think thats really sad. Because you know I love your girlfriend but I must be honest sometimes shes thick as, she astounds me sometimes and im not being offensive
Dave Well you are being, she bought it every day while we were in Greece and it cost about 4 quid
Chris Well OK is, the polite way of putting it, a less so extravagant version of Hello
Dave Not sure now if it is
Chris It surprises me the amount of people who do at home with photoshoots and the low quality of some of the D-List celebrities*
Dave This is to kind of prove my point, the other day there was a 6 page feature on Vicky Entwhistle, the one who plays Janice Battersby in Corrie
Chris Ooooh, the one whose face looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Dave Smacked arse yeah, SIX PAGES
Chris I got an email from Rupert in the BBC at Bush House and he says you could sell your rights to Aerial, the BBC Internal magazine
Dave Lets not discount them from the list
*This is a dig at Ana Boulter, his ex, because she has featured in a At Home With in OK shortly after the split pouring out her heart about it. Chris then devotes the last 15 minutes to the callers. The best caller was a fella who was going on Bargain Hunt on Saturday competing with his father. He wanted to have a TV shirt that says I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks and asks him to get someone to get a T-Shirt sent to him for free. Chris tells him to stop being so tight and go down to the local T-Shirt place and they will do it for about a tenner.
