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- Thu Aug 01, 2002 2:07 pm
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A bit of a shambles of a show today. Chris started off the show talking to Mark and Lard as they play around with some folk music. Lard declared that he wants a fee for going after 3pm. Chris played Tour De France by Senor Coconut. Lard asked for 4 pounds overtime. This sets the tone of the show as basically they fooled around.
Chris and the team went out training today as Gold Medallist Paula Radcliffe joined them. Chris said she was really quick. No shit Sherlock! Paula was in after 4 and thats where tonights transcript will come from. Chris commented on Sara Cox new haircut and said that if she wasnt married and that she didnt find him repulsive, he would be in there.
An emailer wanted to get his girlfriend something but wasnt prepared to spend any money and wanted to ask the skinflints of the team what he should get her. Will had been thinking beforehand and said that he could grab himself some free tickets to TV shows like Graham Norton or to a Radio 4 recording. Dave told him to go to the 24 hour garage and you could get something cheap like instant barbecues.
Chris replayed the Bleets parody again after a huge response from yesterday. Chris had a new bit of kit in the studio in the form of a Pioneer Cd player which could make scratching sounds and loops with the touch of a button. Chris' attempts were reminiscent of the Non Essential Selection at the end of Fridays Mark & Lard show.
A new advert was played for the Len Weekend on Radio 1 and then they played the whole song after the ad.
Now time for Big Blubber:-
Will - Will came out for the 2 weeks working on his upper body and also had a well documented trip to the massage parlour.
Dave - Shows signs that he hasnt been training as he has a big tan but had a very good run today.
Lizzie - Jane thought she was on holiday too along with Dave and Chris but in fact she was hiding from Jane but claims that she has been riding her bike into work.
Chris - A fantastic run today as he trained alongside Paula. He has only put on 1 pound since his break from the usual training routine.
THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE WAS AWARDED TO MR CHRIS MOYLES
Chris introduced Paula Radcliffe to the studio
Chris The lady that ran with us has come in to tell us how we did, she is Paula Radcliffe
Paula Hiya, Have you recovered?
Chris I feel alright actually, I dont feel too bad, How are you?
Paula Alright thank you, I went for more after
Chris What we did today, that was just like getting out of bed for you
Paula Yeah, usually I do that and then I stretch and then I go out and do my training
Chris Cos you went running with us and then after that then you went training
Paula Yeah, I went and did a longer run
Chris So that wasnt training that you did with us?
Paula It was ... warm up but it was good, I was very impressed. When I saw all the pictures before, I thought it was all staged pictures like the Heat magazine ones but you ran the whole way, sprinting and striding at the end
Chris Thank You very much, Dave was good as well, Will and Lizzie, what did you think of their performance?
Paula Less impressed
Chris Yes they were very very bad, you two should be ashamed of yourselves
Will We would have done but I was there to take photos (pictures up on BBC ONLINE)
Chris Yeah but you couldnt even keep up for the photos
Paula I did bring you and Dave a present
Dave Are they doughnuts?
Paula I know youre not allowed really chocolate so I got you sort of chocolate and fruit
Dave Blimey its in a posh chocolate bag
Chris Fruit and Chocolate!
Dave What like, Fruit and Nut?
Chris Its called Godiva
Dave Oooooh
Chris She was a lady from Coventry wasnt she?, What is it?
Paula Chocolate Strawberries
Chris Are They Really, are they good for you?
Paula Yeah
Chris Now you said you often eat chocolate before a run and you say it gives you energy
Paula Yes it does and it releases good things to your brain called endorphins and lots of magnesium as well
Dave Endolphins!
Chris Now something that you might not know about Paula is that she will pee anywhere because we were just about to go for a run and Paula suddenly realised she wanted to pee so we pointed out some toilets but they were way too far away for such a runner like Paula so she went behind a bush and at which point her fella said to me She will go anywhere. I like that about you, youre down to earth
Paula If you have to go, you have to go
Dave I spent a night in jail in Liverpool for doing that once
Chris You did as well
Paula Probably deemed it as indecent exposure
Dave Well the fact it was up against the kebab shop window didnt help matters
Chris Does that help the running, when you have to go for a pee?
Paula Well you cant run if you need to go, can you
Chris Well I dunno, sometimes you run a bit faster cos I notice when I run sometimes I really want to fart, is that a normal thing?
Paula Ahmm, usually its best to do it before you go, if you hold it in it will give you stomach cramps
Chris Well sometimes I get scared of farting just in case I follow through, do you ever have that trouble?
Paula Yeah, 17 miles in the London Marathon, I wanted to go for a poo so I was calculating how long it would take me to run into a portaloo and then I went into a tunnel and I just let it go and hope for the best and it was alright
Dave Whoooa Whoooa, what did you do in the tunnel?
Paula Luckily I just farted
Chris So what would you have to do if you followed through?
Paula It did happen to one of the runners this year though
Chris Can you imagine the helicopter has got the shot from above and the commentary AND THERES PAULA RADCLIFFE OOH AND SHES HAD A POO, SHES STILL GOING
Dave You would be running funny
Paula Well its your worst nightmare because you gotta stop if it happens
Chris Well I have never had the trickle down the legs scenario, your cheeks are moving when your running and I wouldnt trust myself
Paula Hehe your cheeks
Chris Cmon, you must have been asked this before?
Paula Not really no
Chris Do they not ask you a question like this on Five Live?
Paula No
Chris According to my notes you are the same age as me and Dave and you have a bum that rivals Kylie Minogues, Are you proud of your physique?
Paula Yeah I am, sometimes I wish that, well my husband probably wishes I had a bit more up top but for running its exactly what I want
Chris You cant compete forever so maybe when youve earned a bit and youve finished running, maybe you could get implants, Nike could sponsor them
Dave Or you can get them Nike pump things, you know like on the trainers
Chris Lets see, it was her first London Marathon this year and she won. Now thats just being a smartarse that is. Arent you meant to come second?
Paula Well I waited a long time. I was 28 when I run my first marathon so I waited to make sure I was ready, you only have a few good marathons in you so I wanted to come in and run a really fast one
Chris trailed tonights TV and claimed that he missed Lesbian Love Stories last night. My Arse. Chris managed to stick in lots of records for the last 45 minutes because he was so far behind. Its Joe Elliott from Def Leppards birthday (hes 43). Chris asked Will if they can play some Def at the end of the show bearing in mind they have to play The Streets drivel every day of the week. Chris opens the phones for the last 5 minutes.
A bit of a shambles of a show today. Chris started off the show talking to Mark and Lard as they play around with some folk music. Lard declared that he wants a fee for going after 3pm. Chris played Tour De France by Senor Coconut. Lard asked for 4 pounds overtime. This sets the tone of the show as basically they fooled around.
Chris and the team went out training today as Gold Medallist Paula Radcliffe joined them. Chris said she was really quick. No shit Sherlock! Paula was in after 4 and thats where tonights transcript will come from. Chris commented on Sara Cox new haircut and said that if she wasnt married and that she didnt find him repulsive, he would be in there.
An emailer wanted to get his girlfriend something but wasnt prepared to spend any money and wanted to ask the skinflints of the team what he should get her. Will had been thinking beforehand and said that he could grab himself some free tickets to TV shows like Graham Norton or to a Radio 4 recording. Dave told him to go to the 24 hour garage and you could get something cheap like instant barbecues.
Chris replayed the Bleets parody again after a huge response from yesterday. Chris had a new bit of kit in the studio in the form of a Pioneer Cd player which could make scratching sounds and loops with the touch of a button. Chris' attempts were reminiscent of the Non Essential Selection at the end of Fridays Mark & Lard show.
A new advert was played for the Len Weekend on Radio 1 and then they played the whole song after the ad.
Now time for Big Blubber:-
Will - Will came out for the 2 weeks working on his upper body and also had a well documented trip to the massage parlour.
Dave - Shows signs that he hasnt been training as he has a big tan but had a very good run today.
Lizzie - Jane thought she was on holiday too along with Dave and Chris but in fact she was hiding from Jane but claims that she has been riding her bike into work.
Chris - A fantastic run today as he trained alongside Paula. He has only put on 1 pound since his break from the usual training routine.
THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE WAS AWARDED TO MR CHRIS MOYLES
Chris introduced Paula Radcliffe to the studio
Chris The lady that ran with us has come in to tell us how we did, she is Paula Radcliffe
Paula Hiya, Have you recovered?
Chris I feel alright actually, I dont feel too bad, How are you?
Paula Alright thank you, I went for more after
Chris What we did today, that was just like getting out of bed for you
Paula Yeah, usually I do that and then I stretch and then I go out and do my training
Chris Cos you went running with us and then after that then you went training
Paula Yeah, I went and did a longer run
Chris So that wasnt training that you did with us?
Paula It was ... warm up but it was good, I was very impressed. When I saw all the pictures before, I thought it was all staged pictures like the Heat magazine ones but you ran the whole way, sprinting and striding at the end
Chris Thank You very much, Dave was good as well, Will and Lizzie, what did you think of their performance?
Paula Less impressed
Chris Yes they were very very bad, you two should be ashamed of yourselves
Will We would have done but I was there to take photos (pictures up on BBC ONLINE)
Chris Yeah but you couldnt even keep up for the photos
Paula I did bring you and Dave a present
Dave Are they doughnuts?
Paula I know youre not allowed really chocolate so I got you sort of chocolate and fruit
Dave Blimey its in a posh chocolate bag
Chris Fruit and Chocolate!
Dave What like, Fruit and Nut?
Chris Its called Godiva
Dave Oooooh
Chris She was a lady from Coventry wasnt she?, What is it?
Paula Chocolate Strawberries
Chris Are They Really, are they good for you?
Paula Yeah
Chris Now you said you often eat chocolate before a run and you say it gives you energy
Paula Yes it does and it releases good things to your brain called endorphins and lots of magnesium as well
Dave Endolphins!
Chris Now something that you might not know about Paula is that she will pee anywhere because we were just about to go for a run and Paula suddenly realised she wanted to pee so we pointed out some toilets but they were way too far away for such a runner like Paula so she went behind a bush and at which point her fella said to me She will go anywhere. I like that about you, youre down to earth
Paula If you have to go, you have to go
Dave I spent a night in jail in Liverpool for doing that once
Chris You did as well
Paula Probably deemed it as indecent exposure
Dave Well the fact it was up against the kebab shop window didnt help matters
Chris Does that help the running, when you have to go for a pee?
Paula Well you cant run if you need to go, can you
Chris Well I dunno, sometimes you run a bit faster cos I notice when I run sometimes I really want to fart, is that a normal thing?
Paula Ahmm, usually its best to do it before you go, if you hold it in it will give you stomach cramps
Chris Well sometimes I get scared of farting just in case I follow through, do you ever have that trouble?
Paula Yeah, 17 miles in the London Marathon, I wanted to go for a poo so I was calculating how long it would take me to run into a portaloo and then I went into a tunnel and I just let it go and hope for the best and it was alright
Dave Whoooa Whoooa, what did you do in the tunnel?
Paula Luckily I just farted
Chris So what would you have to do if you followed through?
Paula It did happen to one of the runners this year though
Chris Can you imagine the helicopter has got the shot from above and the commentary AND THERES PAULA RADCLIFFE OOH AND SHES HAD A POO, SHES STILL GOING
Dave You would be running funny
Paula Well its your worst nightmare because you gotta stop if it happens
Chris Well I have never had the trickle down the legs scenario, your cheeks are moving when your running and I wouldnt trust myself
Paula Hehe your cheeks
Chris Cmon, you must have been asked this before?
Paula Not really no
Chris Do they not ask you a question like this on Five Live?
Paula No
Chris According to my notes you are the same age as me and Dave and you have a bum that rivals Kylie Minogues, Are you proud of your physique?
Paula Yeah I am, sometimes I wish that, well my husband probably wishes I had a bit more up top but for running its exactly what I want
Chris You cant compete forever so maybe when youve earned a bit and youve finished running, maybe you could get implants, Nike could sponsor them
Dave Or you can get them Nike pump things, you know like on the trainers
Chris Lets see, it was her first London Marathon this year and she won. Now thats just being a smartarse that is. Arent you meant to come second?
Paula Well I waited a long time. I was 28 when I run my first marathon so I waited to make sure I was ready, you only have a few good marathons in you so I wanted to come in and run a really fast one
Chris trailed tonights TV and claimed that he missed Lesbian Love Stories last night. My Arse. Chris managed to stick in lots of records for the last 45 minutes because he was so far behind. Its Joe Elliott from Def Leppards birthday (hes 43). Chris asked Will if they can play some Def at the end of the show bearing in mind they have to play The Streets drivel every day of the week. Chris opens the phones for the last 5 minutes.
