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- Fri Sep 20, 2002 5:28 pm
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UGLYBOB GETS IT RIGHT AGAIN - LIZZIE LEAVES SHOW TO BECOME PRODUCER
This time next week Lizzie leaves the show. Like a cow she leaves for pastures new to become a producer on earlies with Scott Mills. What did she do wrong to get punishment like that? The replacement remains a mystery. Find out who they are next week.
Another Day, another lazy journalist. I think that they have tapped that they will get a namecheck if they print a story about him. Todays turn for a slagging is the Daily Star, who quite lazily nicked the same story that Chris rubbished the day before and re wrote. The person in question today was a Neil Chandler and it got in Page 4, 1 page ahead of David Beckham, which Chris felt slightly pleased about. The show started off Will saying that Chris was sacked and it was the Greyhead and Dave show. Cue lots of feedback and mistakes aplenty. Jon Culshaw texted Chris about a famous person he saw in Starbucks so they played Guess Who. It was former Going For Gold presenter Henry Kelly.
Chris and Dave received their special T-Shirts for Sunday. As you might already know, Chris, Dave and Gym Lady Jane will be running in the Nike 10k run on Sunday starting at 10am. Joining them will be Nemone, Joe Harland and their mate Paul. Dave wants to be able to finish within 4 hours so he can watch the Everton match at the pub at 2pm. Chris will join him because the Leeds match follows straight after. Daves number on his shirt is 25264 and Moyles is 00001. They plan to get drunk and blame the running for their unsteady footing later in the day.
They opened the lines for Mystic Horse but this is a dead feature thats going nowhere. It might fill a link but its dull. Woking play Morcambe at the weekend. Chris mentioned a strange tour called An Evening With Vinnie Jones interviewed by Bradley Walsh.
Talent Trawl - Prize of Speed Special Edition on DVD
Line 1 - Jules who could do an impression of a dog at 3am barking in a garage
Line 2 - Dave who could do an impression of a telephone
Daves Tedious Link
Shed Seven - They came from York - York is where you find the Yorvik Viking Museum - Vikings are famous for wearing horned helmets - Helmut Kohl was a former German Chancellor - An alsatian is a type of German dog which is also known as a German Shepherd - Shepherds looks after sheep - The most famous shepherd in the world was Little Bo Peep - Bo and Luke Duke live with their sister Daisy and their Uncle Jessie - Dear Jessie was a hit for Madonna - Madonna is from Detroit - Detroit is famous for making cars - Daves sister drives a Ford Fiesta - Ford Fiestas are made in Spain - Spain rhymes with Pain - Which links us to House Of Pain with Jump Around
Chris watches the Leeds match
Chris - I missed the first half and I had a few drinks. I hadnt been drinking all week so I had a few drinks last night and I got a little bit tipsy and I ended going home quite late and im not 100% sure what time it was, could have been about 2 in the morning because we popped off to see a friend and had a drink. So were going home and I did that thing where i got to the gate and put my hand in my pocket and went (slap. slap) keys and you know the way you start frisking yourself right and your hands are going up and down. I couldnt find my keys. Rang my brothers flatmate who had just left us and his phone was off. My brother always has his phone off. I dont know the house numbe, didnt want to wake Dave up either because I wasnt 100% sure that Dave had spare keys anyway and I thought What am I going to do? Its 2am in the morning and Ive got no keys. So I had to walk about half a mile to a hotel, find out if they had any spare rooms. 75 quid they charged me.
Juliet - Was that a Travel Inn?
Chris - No 75 quid, I wish it had been a Linton Travel Tavern. 75 quid to sleep in what I thought was an uncomfortable bed in a horribleroom that must have been painted and decorated by Stevie Wonder and then because Ive got to bed so late and Im so angry, I forget the fact that Ive got a gardener coming round at 9am, im meant to be running and Im having a sports massage. The run and the massage got cancelled.The gardener, because I was late to let him in, he was late in doing my job which meant that he had to miss his next job. His next job was working for Esther Rantzen. So I come in work and Ive gone I dont know what im going to do and Ive got everybody looking for them, even the ones at my other job. Im on my knees today going through my car tryin to find them. A nightmare. So I come and said I had to stay in a hotel last night. Greyhead producer goes Whys that?. I said I Lost My Keys and Will goes Keys, Keys, were they on the side of the desk?. I went Yeah with all my stuff and Will goes Ohhhh, I thought they were Scott Mills, I put them on his desk. Thanks very much so I think its only fair that he pays 75 quid plus £20 in convenience money for ruining my night.
Juliet - What about Esther?
Chris - Yeah Will, you have to pay for Esther roof garden to be done. I believe shes getting some new potted plants. Deal?
Will - BBC will pay
Chris - Oh excellent... no wait no no no no, the money has to come from your pocket.
Will - Thats fine, Ill get the money from the BBC, put it in my pocket and then give it to you.
UGLYBOB GETS IT RIGHT AGAIN - LIZZIE LEAVES SHOW TO BECOME PRODUCER
This time next week Lizzie leaves the show. Like a cow she leaves for pastures new to become a producer on earlies with Scott Mills. What did she do wrong to get punishment like that? The replacement remains a mystery. Find out who they are next week.
Another Day, another lazy journalist. I think that they have tapped that they will get a namecheck if they print a story about him. Todays turn for a slagging is the Daily Star, who quite lazily nicked the same story that Chris rubbished the day before and re wrote. The person in question today was a Neil Chandler and it got in Page 4, 1 page ahead of David Beckham, which Chris felt slightly pleased about. The show started off Will saying that Chris was sacked and it was the Greyhead and Dave show. Cue lots of feedback and mistakes aplenty. Jon Culshaw texted Chris about a famous person he saw in Starbucks so they played Guess Who. It was former Going For Gold presenter Henry Kelly.
Chris and Dave received their special T-Shirts for Sunday. As you might already know, Chris, Dave and Gym Lady Jane will be running in the Nike 10k run on Sunday starting at 10am. Joining them will be Nemone, Joe Harland and their mate Paul. Dave wants to be able to finish within 4 hours so he can watch the Everton match at the pub at 2pm. Chris will join him because the Leeds match follows straight after. Daves number on his shirt is 25264 and Moyles is 00001. They plan to get drunk and blame the running for their unsteady footing later in the day.
They opened the lines for Mystic Horse but this is a dead feature thats going nowhere. It might fill a link but its dull. Woking play Morcambe at the weekend. Chris mentioned a strange tour called An Evening With Vinnie Jones interviewed by Bradley Walsh.
Talent Trawl - Prize of Speed Special Edition on DVD
Line 1 - Jules who could do an impression of a dog at 3am barking in a garage
Line 2 - Dave who could do an impression of a telephone
Daves Tedious Link
Shed Seven - They came from York - York is where you find the Yorvik Viking Museum - Vikings are famous for wearing horned helmets - Helmut Kohl was a former German Chancellor - An alsatian is a type of German dog which is also known as a German Shepherd - Shepherds looks after sheep - The most famous shepherd in the world was Little Bo Peep - Bo and Luke Duke live with their sister Daisy and their Uncle Jessie - Dear Jessie was a hit for Madonna - Madonna is from Detroit - Detroit is famous for making cars - Daves sister drives a Ford Fiesta - Ford Fiestas are made in Spain - Spain rhymes with Pain - Which links us to House Of Pain with Jump Around
Chris watches the Leeds match
Chris - I missed the first half and I had a few drinks. I hadnt been drinking all week so I had a few drinks last night and I got a little bit tipsy and I ended going home quite late and im not 100% sure what time it was, could have been about 2 in the morning because we popped off to see a friend and had a drink. So were going home and I did that thing where i got to the gate and put my hand in my pocket and went (slap. slap) keys and you know the way you start frisking yourself right and your hands are going up and down. I couldnt find my keys. Rang my brothers flatmate who had just left us and his phone was off. My brother always has his phone off. I dont know the house numbe, didnt want to wake Dave up either because I wasnt 100% sure that Dave had spare keys anyway and I thought What am I going to do? Its 2am in the morning and Ive got no keys. So I had to walk about half a mile to a hotel, find out if they had any spare rooms. 75 quid they charged me.
Juliet - Was that a Travel Inn?
Chris - No 75 quid, I wish it had been a Linton Travel Tavern. 75 quid to sleep in what I thought was an uncomfortable bed in a horribleroom that must have been painted and decorated by Stevie Wonder and then because Ive got to bed so late and Im so angry, I forget the fact that Ive got a gardener coming round at 9am, im meant to be running and Im having a sports massage. The run and the massage got cancelled.The gardener, because I was late to let him in, he was late in doing my job which meant that he had to miss his next job. His next job was working for Esther Rantzen. So I come in work and Ive gone I dont know what im going to do and Ive got everybody looking for them, even the ones at my other job. Im on my knees today going through my car tryin to find them. A nightmare. So I come and said I had to stay in a hotel last night. Greyhead producer goes Whys that?. I said I Lost My Keys and Will goes Keys, Keys, were they on the side of the desk?. I went Yeah with all my stuff and Will goes Ohhhh, I thought they were Scott Mills, I put them on his desk. Thanks very much so I think its only fair that he pays 75 quid plus £20 in convenience money for ruining my night.
Juliet - What about Esther?
Chris - Yeah Will, you have to pay for Esther roof garden to be done. I believe shes getting some new potted plants. Deal?
Will - BBC will pay
Chris - Oh excellent... no wait no no no no, the money has to come from your pocket.
Will - Thats fine, Ill get the money from the BBC, put it in my pocket and then give it to you.
