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- Tue Oct 22, 2002 2:49 pm
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1. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 2. Stereophonics - Handbags & Gladrags 3. Kylie - Come Into My World 4. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 5. The Streets - Dont Mug Yourself NEWS 6. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 7. DJ Sammi - Heaven 8. Nirvana - You Know Your Right (Bigger Brovas Freestyle) 9. The Calling - Adrienne 10. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 11. Jay Z - Girls Girls Girls 12. Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever 13. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right 14. Ian Van Dahl - Try 15. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block NEWS 16. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 17. Pink - Just Like A Pill 18. Papa Roach - Time & Time Again 19. Fat Joe - Whats Luv 20. Sugababes - Stronger NEWS 21. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 22. Doves - There Goes The Fear 23. Alicia Keys - Girlfriend 24. N Trance - Forever 25. Madonna - Die Another Day 26. Arrested Development - Mr Wendel 27. U2 - Electrical Storm
Chris wasnt in a good mood but refused to say why he was in a bad mood. Chris complained about the weather. Dave thought that Chris had SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) syndrome, thats when someone is depressed by the dull weather. Aled interjected that ducks would like the rain. Chris asked how he would know because ducks dont talk. Chris had Duck with Black Bean Sauce last night at the Chinese Restaurant. Dave asked him why he didnt get one in a pancake and Chris thought it was too complicated plus when he was younger and his mum made pancakes, she might have put Jam, Butter or Lemon but she would never stick a duck in it.
Chris complained when a woman was using the live lounge during their show, the same place where Aled answers the phone. Chris got Will and Aled to talk loudly so that the woman would shift. Georgina in the news was quoting from Gerard Houiller that if the racist chants happens again, hes leaving the pitch with the players. This made Chris and Dave burst into song singing UB40's song If It Happens Again. Daves favourite UB40 song was Rat In Mi Kitchen and the 2 singalong. Georgina refused to sing along with them.
Chris had a PA Version of Big Brovas single. This was where the songs chorus is sung but no vocals in the verses for live appearances. Chris gave the team 5 minutes to compose their own verses. Chris went first, Dave next, then Aled and then Will. They successfully did it without any * ups which was unbelievable considering Will featured in it. Whether they will record the parody now of it cleanly remains to be seen. Talking of unbelievable, the engineers actually fixed a problem in the studio.
Chris played a track by Liam Lynch after 4, possibly the worst 90 seconds you are likely to hear this year. Apparantly hes popular as Jo Whiley as been praising him. Then again there will be another bandwagon to jump on soon for her. Hes done three series for MTV called Sypphl and Olly Show (am I right in thinking this is two sock puppets), was one of the first people to study at Paul McCartneys Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts in Liverpool. Hes worked with John Parrish, acted in advertisements and in 3 BBC documentaries. Hes worked with Marilyn Manson and Dave Grohl. Chris opened the lines to hear what the listeners thought of it. The 4 fellas he asked on the phones all gave positive views whilst a stupid woman was still ringing up for why people were having a crappy day. He is now working with Jim Henson Productions.
Myleene Klass is reported to break down in tonights Frank Skinner into a flood of tears. But the big news is that on BBC1 tonight is Smokey and The Bandit 3. Set the videos now. Chris received a book through the post called The Commando Workout. 4 weeks to total fitness by Simon Watterson. He was an ex commando and is a fitness trainer to Halle Berry, Geri Halliwell and Pierce Brosnan. Chris read the blurb from the back in a low movie voice.
Will - Im not that bothered to be honest with women.
Chris - Really?
Will - Think Ive gone off the boil.
Chris - What, you dont fancy her anymore?
Will - No, not that, just generally
Chris - what, you dont fancy anyone anymore?
Will - No
Chris - Really
Will mumbles
Chris - Its ok Aled you can come back in now.
Dave - You dont fancy women anymore.
Will - No, I dont fancy anybody anymore.
Dave - Oh I see.
Chris - Are you turning gay?
Will - No Im not...
Chris - Cos we will support you, ill be right be... right next to you.
Dave - Instead of Greyhead you could become GayHead.
Will - Nice Dave, thanks. Im just not bothered. Maybe its the weather.
(Chris keeps laughing in the background to Daves line)
Will - Get Dale back in.
Chris - Imagine a character on the show called Gay Ed.
Will - I dont think it would go down well with the gay community.
Chris - Thats where I disagree, I think it would.
Will - You honestly think they would like that.
Chris - Yeah, so are you turning?
Will - Im just not in the mood for the rumpy pumpy.
Chris - No (whistles), When was the last time you know?
Will - Dunno
Chris - This year?
Will - Where are we now October, mmm yeah this year.
Chris - Are you being serious, have you not had it for ages?
Will - I dont want to be interrogated by this
Chris - No no no, imagine me and Dave are Dr Ruth
Dave - This calender year or this tax year?
Will - Just not this autumn.
Chris - Have you discussed it?
Will - No cant be arsed, theres good telly and Ive got a good book on at the moment.
Chris - So when she comes round and stays at yours, do you not like you know, put your arm around her in that yawny way.
Will - Im not 17.
Chris - Clearly, why havent you though? Do you not find her attractive anymore?
Will - No its not that, shes a very attractive girl.
Chris - So shes not into you anymore. Is she bored with you?
Will - Probably yeah.
Chris - Well its one of the other, Its the beginning of the end my friend. Why dont you spice it up a little bit.
Will - What with.
Chris - Huh, well not Tabasco you divvy, you know...
Will - What, one of THEM shops.
Chris - Yeah, why not, why dont you go on the Sunday Surgery this weekend. Ill have a word with Emma and get you on there and Dr Mark can help with your problems.
Will - Yeah right, what sort of advice could he give! im not taking advice from him
Dave - Hes a qualified doctor.
Will - But he not qualified in the (whistle) area.
Chris - Well im not saying he going to you know with you.
Will - I dont wanna know.
Chris - Listen, Do you want me to have a word with your lass?
Will - No Definitely not.
Chris - Why not?
Will - Because you dont have a great track record in that area, lets be honest.
Chris - What do you mean by that?
Will - 3 chicks in 10 years is not good.
Chris - Excuse me, how long have you been going out with your lass for?
Will - 3 years.
Chris - Right and before that, there was a bit of a drought wasnt there?
Will - No it wasnt a drought, it was more like a flood.
Chris - There was a dolly drought.
Will - No it was a Dolly Flood, I had to get an umbrella and everything.
Chris - Yeah but they were all munters.
Will - That was the year of One love.
Chris - Seriously we could all sleep around if we wanted to but some of us are picky. I dont like sleeping with Hippocrockapigs. I dont snog dogs.
Will - It was a very good year that one, I was beating them off with a stick. Good year.
Chris - Mark Goodier, what happened with him?
Will - No, he wasnt involved, I can promise you.
Chris - It goes down 2 place
Dave - Maybe thats whats wrong, maybe you cant perform to the best of your ability in that area.
Will - I wasnt saying it wasnt happening.
Dave - Are you impotent?
Will - No im not impotent.
Chris - Yes you are, you produce the show. Is there downstairs problems? Aled get in here.
Will - No, dont, hes guaranteed to give me problems downstairs.
Chris - A problem shared is a problem aired.
Will - Im not airing my downstairs department.
Chris - Its too late now, whats the problem?
Aled - Will I get Katie to come down. Shes good at listening as well.
Chris - Yeah KATIE, COME IN HERE WILL CANT GET IT UP. Yeah, you need the sympathetic ear of a woman.
Will - I just want to make clear that is not my problem.
Dave - Well thats what your implying.
Will - No you implied it. Maybe its the Stella.
Chris - On tomorrows show we will discuss in more detail.
Will - Oh good ill look forward to that.
Dave - Yeah ill give you the chocolate body paint ive never used. You spread it on like Nutella.
Daves Tedious Link
Cast FineTime - Time is read on the clock - Clocks have hands - As do Orangutans - They are a type of ape - Ape rhymes with Tape like Sello or Gaffa - Gaffer is another name for a boss - The Boss is Bruce Springsteens moniker - Bruce Springsteen has an underbite which means his bottom teeth stick out further than his top teeth - Another famous person with this was George Michael - George Michael had a number 1 with Fastlove - Fastlove would best describe sex in a toilet - George Michael was caught in a toilet doing a lewd act and was consequently arrested - Which links us to Arrested Development and Mr Wendel
Chris wasnt in a good mood but refused to say why he was in a bad mood. Chris complained about the weather. Dave thought that Chris had SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) syndrome, thats when someone is depressed by the dull weather. Aled interjected that ducks would like the rain. Chris asked how he would know because ducks dont talk. Chris had Duck with Black Bean Sauce last night at the Chinese Restaurant. Dave asked him why he didnt get one in a pancake and Chris thought it was too complicated plus when he was younger and his mum made pancakes, she might have put Jam, Butter or Lemon but she would never stick a duck in it.
Chris complained when a woman was using the live lounge during their show, the same place where Aled answers the phone. Chris got Will and Aled to talk loudly so that the woman would shift. Georgina in the news was quoting from Gerard Houiller that if the racist chants happens again, hes leaving the pitch with the players. This made Chris and Dave burst into song singing UB40's song If It Happens Again. Daves favourite UB40 song was Rat In Mi Kitchen and the 2 singalong. Georgina refused to sing along with them.
Chris had a PA Version of Big Brovas single. This was where the songs chorus is sung but no vocals in the verses for live appearances. Chris gave the team 5 minutes to compose their own verses. Chris went first, Dave next, then Aled and then Will. They successfully did it without any * ups which was unbelievable considering Will featured in it. Whether they will record the parody now of it cleanly remains to be seen. Talking of unbelievable, the engineers actually fixed a problem in the studio.
Chris played a track by Liam Lynch after 4, possibly the worst 90 seconds you are likely to hear this year. Apparantly hes popular as Jo Whiley as been praising him. Then again there will be another bandwagon to jump on soon for her. Hes done three series for MTV called Sypphl and Olly Show (am I right in thinking this is two sock puppets), was one of the first people to study at Paul McCartneys Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts in Liverpool. Hes worked with John Parrish, acted in advertisements and in 3 BBC documentaries. Hes worked with Marilyn Manson and Dave Grohl. Chris opened the lines to hear what the listeners thought of it. The 4 fellas he asked on the phones all gave positive views whilst a stupid woman was still ringing up for why people were having a crappy day. He is now working with Jim Henson Productions.
Myleene Klass is reported to break down in tonights Frank Skinner into a flood of tears. But the big news is that on BBC1 tonight is Smokey and The Bandit 3. Set the videos now. Chris received a book through the post called The Commando Workout. 4 weeks to total fitness by Simon Watterson. He was an ex commando and is a fitness trainer to Halle Berry, Geri Halliwell and Pierce Brosnan. Chris read the blurb from the back in a low movie voice.
Will - Im not that bothered to be honest with women.
Chris - Really?
Will - Think Ive gone off the boil.
Chris - What, you dont fancy her anymore?
Will - No, not that, just generally
Chris - what, you dont fancy anyone anymore?
Will - No
Chris - Really
Will mumbles
Chris - Its ok Aled you can come back in now.
Dave - You dont fancy women anymore.
Will - No, I dont fancy anybody anymore.
Dave - Oh I see.
Chris - Are you turning gay?
Will - No Im not...
Chris - Cos we will support you, ill be right be... right next to you.
Dave - Instead of Greyhead you could become GayHead.
Will - Nice Dave, thanks. Im just not bothered. Maybe its the weather.
(Chris keeps laughing in the background to Daves line)
Will - Get Dale back in.
Chris - Imagine a character on the show called Gay Ed.
Will - I dont think it would go down well with the gay community.
Chris - Thats where I disagree, I think it would.
Will - You honestly think they would like that.
Chris - Yeah, so are you turning?
Will - Im just not in the mood for the rumpy pumpy.
Chris - No (whistles), When was the last time you know?
Will - Dunno
Chris - This year?
Will - Where are we now October, mmm yeah this year.
Chris - Are you being serious, have you not had it for ages?
Will - I dont want to be interrogated by this
Chris - No no no, imagine me and Dave are Dr Ruth
Dave - This calender year or this tax year?
Will - Just not this autumn.
Chris - Have you discussed it?
Will - No cant be arsed, theres good telly and Ive got a good book on at the moment.
Chris - So when she comes round and stays at yours, do you not like you know, put your arm around her in that yawny way.
Will - Im not 17.
Chris - Clearly, why havent you though? Do you not find her attractive anymore?
Will - No its not that, shes a very attractive girl.
Chris - So shes not into you anymore. Is she bored with you?
Will - Probably yeah.
Chris - Well its one of the other, Its the beginning of the end my friend. Why dont you spice it up a little bit.
Will - What with.
Chris - Huh, well not Tabasco you divvy, you know...
Will - What, one of THEM shops.
Chris - Yeah, why not, why dont you go on the Sunday Surgery this weekend. Ill have a word with Emma and get you on there and Dr Mark can help with your problems.
Will - Yeah right, what sort of advice could he give! im not taking advice from him
Dave - Hes a qualified doctor.
Will - But he not qualified in the (whistle) area.
Chris - Well im not saying he going to you know with you.
Will - I dont wanna know.
Chris - Listen, Do you want me to have a word with your lass?
Will - No Definitely not.
Chris - Why not?
Will - Because you dont have a great track record in that area, lets be honest.
Chris - What do you mean by that?
Will - 3 chicks in 10 years is not good.
Chris - Excuse me, how long have you been going out with your lass for?
Will - 3 years.
Chris - Right and before that, there was a bit of a drought wasnt there?
Will - No it wasnt a drought, it was more like a flood.
Chris - There was a dolly drought.
Will - No it was a Dolly Flood, I had to get an umbrella and everything.
Chris - Yeah but they were all munters.
Will - That was the year of One love.
Chris - Seriously we could all sleep around if we wanted to but some of us are picky. I dont like sleeping with Hippocrockapigs. I dont snog dogs.
Will - It was a very good year that one, I was beating them off with a stick. Good year.
Chris - Mark Goodier, what happened with him?
Will - No, he wasnt involved, I can promise you.
Chris - It goes down 2 place
Dave - Maybe thats whats wrong, maybe you cant perform to the best of your ability in that area.
Will - I wasnt saying it wasnt happening.
Dave - Are you impotent?
Will - No im not impotent.
Chris - Yes you are, you produce the show. Is there downstairs problems? Aled get in here.
Will - No, dont, hes guaranteed to give me problems downstairs.
Chris - A problem shared is a problem aired.
Will - Im not airing my downstairs department.
Chris - Its too late now, whats the problem?
Aled - Will I get Katie to come down. Shes good at listening as well.
Chris - Yeah KATIE, COME IN HERE WILL CANT GET IT UP. Yeah, you need the sympathetic ear of a woman.
Will - I just want to make clear that is not my problem.
Dave - Well thats what your implying.
Will - No you implied it. Maybe its the Stella.
Chris - On tomorrows show we will discuss in more detail.
Will - Oh good ill look forward to that.
Dave - Yeah ill give you the chocolate body paint ive never used. You spread it on like Nutella.
Daves Tedious Link
Cast FineTime - Time is read on the clock - Clocks have hands - As do Orangutans - They are a type of ape - Ape rhymes with Tape like Sello or Gaffa - Gaffer is another name for a boss - The Boss is Bruce Springsteens moniker - Bruce Springsteen has an underbite which means his bottom teeth stick out further than his top teeth - Another famous person with this was George Michael - George Michael had a number 1 with Fastlove - Fastlove would best describe sex in a toilet - George Michael was caught in a toilet doing a lewd act and was consequently arrested - Which links us to Arrested Development and Mr Wendel
