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- Thu Nov 21, 2002 6:35 pm
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1. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 2. Lasgo - Pray 3. Aqualung - Good Times Gonna Come 4. Madonna - Die Another Day 5. Pink - Family Portrait NEWS 6. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Zephyr Song 7. MISSED 8. Holly Valance - Naughty Girl 9. Ja Rule - Livin' It Up 10. MISSED 11. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block 12. Daniel Beddingfield - If I could 13. Romeo and Christina Milian - It's all Gravy 14. Dannii Minogue - Put the Needle On It NEWS 15. Eminem - Lose Yourself 16. U2 - Electrical Storm 17. TLC - Girl Talk 18. No Doubt - Hey Baby 19. BK - Revolution NEWS 20. Coldplay - The Scientist 21. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On 22. Will Young - Dont Let Me Down 23. Shy Fx - Shake Your Body 24. Christina Aguilera - Dirrty 25. Groove Armada - If Everybody Looked The Same 26. Ms Dynamite - Put Him Out 27. Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter Boi
Chris doesn't hate anyone in the Big Brother house...yet. He thought Mark Owen or Sue Perkins would win it. Aled thought that Davina had changed, not in person but on the telly. Chris decided that Aled had an ego and proceeded to have a go at him. Chris laid into the Bitches in the Daily Star, apparently they're annoyed because of some of the comments made on the TV show, but Chris reckons their spotted column is crap. Last night Chris went out with someone 'very important' who he won't name and who was very drunk.
Chris decided its time he had a general rant about people. In the firing line today was Joyriders who nearly killed his dad when they crashed into his car, people who key down cars, people who drop chewing gum on the ground which Chris then steps on and people who jump in taxis in front of you. All of them need their arms and legs chopped off. Dave added that old people who feed the pigions need to be searched and if they find more than two slices of bread on them for personal consumption they should be arrested.
Jonathen Wilkes is moving out of Robbie Williams house. Robbie said that he will rent it out. Chris had an idea that they should move in - he, Will and Dave will even pay £50 a week each to look after the place as a favour to their friend Robbie.
CCBB Update with Cheggers!
Run down of contestants:
Melinda Messenger
Goldie
Sue Perkins
Anne Diamond
Mark Owen
Les Dennis
Tonight Dave is going drinking, Grey 'Eds stopping in without the Missus. Chris claimed she's only nice to him when they are going on holiday. He's still not getting any. They attempted to 'help' him again. In the end Chris decided that it was about time Will dumped her as the the relationship is going nowhere.
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Chris is going to the taping of Top Of The Pops tonight
Chris - I Hope Blue arent there
Aled - Whats wrong with Blue?
Chris - Awww, there a girl band, only girls like Blue
Aled - Its not true
Chris - It is true
Aled - I Like Blue
Chris - I rest my case, seriously though, I dont mind some of their records as far as pop records go but its just them. Whos the one who loves himself?
Aled - Oh narrow it down
Chris - Not the one who said the thing about the dolphins.
Dave - That was Lee
Will - Is it the one looks a bit like Jamie Oliver?
Dave - Duncan
Aled - Yeah Duncan, hes a real smooth guy, Ive seen him in action
Chris - I wouldnt use the word smooth to describe him
Dave - Slimy, Slippery like an eel
Aled - Yeah but I have heard girls who say that and then they will meet him and hes like Awright Babe and he'll put his hand on them
Chris - Oh yeah proving that hes not slimy by calling them babe
Aled - Their knees tend to go and they swoon
Chris - But these are girls though that havent got any pubic hair yet. Theyre about 7. Someone 19 wouldnt look at him.
Aled - True
Dave - Awright Babe
Chris - Did you see them on Blind Date the other week. You know his ideal date when you know that thing goes back, the screen, Lets have a lorra look at your ideal Date and the screen comes back and its Duncan.
Aled - Girls like that though, girls like confidence
Chris - Hes not confident, hes an arse, hes an idiot, I hate him. Anybody who calls a woman a babe seriously, we do it for tongue in cheek, its just a gag
Dave - Its just us being ironical
Chris - I dont think ive called a woman a babe in my life, unless they remind me of a pig
Aled - It depends on how you say it. If you are being patronising, they dont like it.
Chris - Ok then, how can you call someone a babe and not be patronising then
Aled - Ask Duncan
Chris - No im asking you
Aled - Im not that good with the girls
Chris - Really! Give Over (plays Im Screaming Out There)
Aled - Honestly give him a chance, meet him
Chris - Do you think Duncan from Blue is attractive?
Aled - I can see he has attractive qualities
Chris - Apart from when he opens his gob
Dave - Awwwight Babe
Chris - Do we sound like jealous bitter old men. Because were not right, im quite happy sitting here on the radio at Radio 1 rather than travelling the world and sleeping with beautiful blonde big breasted fans.
Dave - We did that on the Roadshows
Chris - Well we did, Paris, New York, Milan, Hunstanton with all the beautiful girls coming up Are you Chris Moyles, Yeah, I think your a f***in d***head
Chris spotted a Euronics advert in the paper which had a D-list Celeb endorsing them. Chris asked the team to guess. It was Jeremy Spake. Will said that theres also a TV advert. Shane Richie is debuting tonight on Eastenders. They tried to get him on the phone but he didnt call between 4 to 5pm. Chris talked about TOTP again and played the 80's Theme Tune. The track if you really want it is called The Wizard by Paul Hardcastle, maybe more popular to you for the Vietnam song 19. Chris wanted to avoid going into the star bar. He said that Star Bar equals Eejit Bar. Dave said there would be a lot of face stroking. Chris asked what he was talking about with Dave showing the example by touching Wills cheek.
Chris - Duncan from Blue would stroke peoples faces your saying
Dave - Yeah, thats what Aled said
Chris - Do it to Will
Will - No No No No No
Dave - Honestly it will be completely non sexual way, turn around so imagine you are some impressionable young...
Chris - Filly
Dave - In A Boob tube and im a big well known popstar like Duncan from Blue and your like really excited to see me.
Chris - You be girly then Will
Will - im very uncomfortable with this
Dave - You are all a quiver
Will - Im quivering yes
Dave - And you Whoohoo and I kind of go Awwwwight Babe and touch your cheek
Will - Oh thats disgusting
Chris - Dude your stroking Wills face
Dave - I know, and hes got stubble, which I hope I wouldnt encounter on some young filly
Chris - Ah well it depends on where you stroke her
Dave - Cleethorpes
Chris - Wolverhampton I Dunno
Chris reminded Will that they have to give Aled a rollicking tomorrow at 1pm. Chris decided he didnt want to embarrass him on the show.
Daves Tedious Link
Wonderstuff Size Of A Cow - Cows are traditionally Black and White in appearance as are nuns - Nuns live in an Abbey (Chris disputed that it was either a nunnery or convent) - Abbey Road was where distinguished artists like Ghettolife and the Beatles - Beetles have a large outer shell much like a * - A * is supposedly the only thing that would survive in a nuclear war - War was a 1983 album by U2 - Adam Clayton of U2 used to date Naomi Campbell - Campbells make soup - Soup ryhmes with Doop - Doop had a self titled number 1 in 1994 - Doop were dutch - Dutch rhymes with hutch which is where rabbits live - Rabbits have big ears much like Gary Lineker - Lineker rhymes with Spinniker which is a type of sail for a sailing boat - When you think of sailing boats you think of the Spanish fleets like the Armada - Which links us to Groove Armada and If Everybody Looked The Same
Chris doesn't hate anyone in the Big Brother house...yet. He thought Mark Owen or Sue Perkins would win it. Aled thought that Davina had changed, not in person but on the telly. Chris decided that Aled had an ego and proceeded to have a go at him. Chris laid into the Bitches in the Daily Star, apparently they're annoyed because of some of the comments made on the TV show, but Chris reckons their spotted column is crap. Last night Chris went out with someone 'very important' who he won't name and who was very drunk.
Chris decided its time he had a general rant about people. In the firing line today was Joyriders who nearly killed his dad when they crashed into his car, people who key down cars, people who drop chewing gum on the ground which Chris then steps on and people who jump in taxis in front of you. All of them need their arms and legs chopped off. Dave added that old people who feed the pigions need to be searched and if they find more than two slices of bread on them for personal consumption they should be arrested.
Jonathen Wilkes is moving out of Robbie Williams house. Robbie said that he will rent it out. Chris had an idea that they should move in - he, Will and Dave will even pay £50 a week each to look after the place as a favour to their friend Robbie.
CCBB Update with Cheggers!
Run down of contestants:
Melinda Messenger
Goldie
Sue Perkins
Anne Diamond
Mark Owen
Les Dennis
Tonight Dave is going drinking, Grey 'Eds stopping in without the Missus. Chris claimed she's only nice to him when they are going on holiday. He's still not getting any. They attempted to 'help' him again. In the end Chris decided that it was about time Will dumped her as the the relationship is going nowhere.
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Chris is going to the taping of Top Of The Pops tonight
Chris - I Hope Blue arent there
Aled - Whats wrong with Blue?
Chris - Awww, there a girl band, only girls like Blue
Aled - Its not true
Chris - It is true
Aled - I Like Blue
Chris - I rest my case, seriously though, I dont mind some of their records as far as pop records go but its just them. Whos the one who loves himself?
Aled - Oh narrow it down
Chris - Not the one who said the thing about the dolphins.
Dave - That was Lee
Will - Is it the one looks a bit like Jamie Oliver?
Dave - Duncan
Aled - Yeah Duncan, hes a real smooth guy, Ive seen him in action
Chris - I wouldnt use the word smooth to describe him
Dave - Slimy, Slippery like an eel
Aled - Yeah but I have heard girls who say that and then they will meet him and hes like Awright Babe and he'll put his hand on them
Chris - Oh yeah proving that hes not slimy by calling them babe
Aled - Their knees tend to go and they swoon
Chris - But these are girls though that havent got any pubic hair yet. Theyre about 7. Someone 19 wouldnt look at him.
Aled - True
Dave - Awright Babe
Chris - Did you see them on Blind Date the other week. You know his ideal date when you know that thing goes back, the screen, Lets have a lorra look at your ideal Date and the screen comes back and its Duncan.
Aled - Girls like that though, girls like confidence
Chris - Hes not confident, hes an arse, hes an idiot, I hate him. Anybody who calls a woman a babe seriously, we do it for tongue in cheek, its just a gag
Dave - Its just us being ironical
Chris - I dont think ive called a woman a babe in my life, unless they remind me of a pig
Aled - It depends on how you say it. If you are being patronising, they dont like it.
Chris - Ok then, how can you call someone a babe and not be patronising then
Aled - Ask Duncan
Chris - No im asking you
Aled - Im not that good with the girls
Chris - Really! Give Over (plays Im Screaming Out There)
Aled - Honestly give him a chance, meet him
Chris - Do you think Duncan from Blue is attractive?
Aled - I can see he has attractive qualities
Chris - Apart from when he opens his gob
Dave - Awwwight Babe
Chris - Do we sound like jealous bitter old men. Because were not right, im quite happy sitting here on the radio at Radio 1 rather than travelling the world and sleeping with beautiful blonde big breasted fans.
Dave - We did that on the Roadshows
Chris - Well we did, Paris, New York, Milan, Hunstanton with all the beautiful girls coming up Are you Chris Moyles, Yeah, I think your a f***in d***head
Chris spotted a Euronics advert in the paper which had a D-list Celeb endorsing them. Chris asked the team to guess. It was Jeremy Spake. Will said that theres also a TV advert. Shane Richie is debuting tonight on Eastenders. They tried to get him on the phone but he didnt call between 4 to 5pm. Chris talked about TOTP again and played the 80's Theme Tune. The track if you really want it is called The Wizard by Paul Hardcastle, maybe more popular to you for the Vietnam song 19. Chris wanted to avoid going into the star bar. He said that Star Bar equals Eejit Bar. Dave said there would be a lot of face stroking. Chris asked what he was talking about with Dave showing the example by touching Wills cheek.
Chris - Duncan from Blue would stroke peoples faces your saying
Dave - Yeah, thats what Aled said
Chris - Do it to Will
Will - No No No No No
Dave - Honestly it will be completely non sexual way, turn around so imagine you are some impressionable young...
Chris - Filly
Dave - In A Boob tube and im a big well known popstar like Duncan from Blue and your like really excited to see me.
Chris - You be girly then Will
Will - im very uncomfortable with this
Dave - You are all a quiver
Will - Im quivering yes
Dave - And you Whoohoo and I kind of go Awwwwight Babe and touch your cheek
Will - Oh thats disgusting
Chris - Dude your stroking Wills face
Dave - I know, and hes got stubble, which I hope I wouldnt encounter on some young filly
Chris - Ah well it depends on where you stroke her
Dave - Cleethorpes
Chris - Wolverhampton I Dunno
Chris reminded Will that they have to give Aled a rollicking tomorrow at 1pm. Chris decided he didnt want to embarrass him on the show.
Daves Tedious Link
Wonderstuff Size Of A Cow - Cows are traditionally Black and White in appearance as are nuns - Nuns live in an Abbey (Chris disputed that it was either a nunnery or convent) - Abbey Road was where distinguished artists like Ghettolife and the Beatles - Beetles have a large outer shell much like a * - A * is supposedly the only thing that would survive in a nuclear war - War was a 1983 album by U2 - Adam Clayton of U2 used to date Naomi Campbell - Campbells make soup - Soup ryhmes with Doop - Doop had a self titled number 1 in 1994 - Doop were dutch - Dutch rhymes with hutch which is where rabbits live - Rabbits have big ears much like Gary Lineker - Lineker rhymes with Spinniker which is a type of sail for a sailing boat - When you think of sailing boats you think of the Spanish fleets like the Armada - Which links us to Groove Armada and If Everybody Looked The Same
