The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
User avatar
By Chris
#241585
4:30 NEWS Coldplay - The Scientist, Ja Rule/Bobby Brown - Thug Lovin, Beenie Man/Janet - Feel It Boy, Robbie Williams - Handsome Man NEWS DJ Sammi - Heaven, Sum 41 - Fat Lip, Blue & Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (With Extra Boo's), Eminem - Lose Yourself, Kylie - Come Into My World

This morning Chris went out running and then went to the Big Brother house to look around the camera room. His shoes squeaked all the way around again and he was terrified the celebrities in the house would hear him. He stood above Mark while he was sleeping and whispered could it be magic and relight my fire. Chris also said the Melinda NEVER stops smiling. The whole thing was recorded for the TV show tonight.

Chris said that now he's 'on the telly' he gets recognised more. It used to be that he could walk into a pub and no-one would know who he was, but now people stare at him and nudge their mates. Occasionally you'll catch parts of their conversations, such as 'is that Chris Moyles?' or 'thats Chris Moyles over there'. And if your having a really bad day their mate turns round and says 'who's Chris Moyles?'. Chris comments on the fact that alot of celebrities don't like people who come up to them in the middle of the street, he'd be one of those celebrities. He's decided he doesn't want to mess with the great unwashed so everyone please take note. More ask the team today(oh joy). I would write the funny ones up but there weren't any. I hope they drop this feature tomorrow, what a waste of an hour.

CCBB Cheggers
Chris was in the Big Brother building today and looked through the glass at the celebs. Cheggers talked about the inability of Dermot O Leary to talk without use of cue cards which Chris agreed with. Mark against Sue tonight in the evictions. Melinda and Sue got video messages for completing the assault course task. Has Sue actually got a family of any kind as Mel sent her a video message. Has she only 1 friend?

Chris talked about him being featured in the Star and the Sun under their recommended telly tips page. Well, you know it wouldnt be the Mirror. Chris is going out tonight to see Jools Holland performing. He has to do two very hard things tonight. One is to not drink alcohol and secondly avoid the Leeds score so he can watch the highlights later. Jools asked him to introduce him. Will said that they might not know who he is. Chris said that he would prefer that because there would be less boo's. Chris only other introduction was for The Shirehorses. Chris got Dave to perfect his intro. Chris got Will to do it to a chorus of boo's.
Chris tried to get the Leeds team bouyant by playing some Leeds songs. Chris was playing with Melinda (now known as Happy Hollis) on the XBox as Leeds and Malaga. Chris got some amnesia as he retold the story about his mum wanting the Oasis back catalogue. His mum however now wants the Eminem album (shes over 60 btw).

Daves Tedious Link
Mc Hammer U Cant Touch This - There are a lot of things you cant touch and there are a lot of things you shouldnt touch like electric mains cables and molten lava - Molten Lava is a substance that spews out of a volcano when it erupts - One of the most famous American volcanic eruptions was at Mount St Helens - St Helens in Lancashire is famous for making glass - Traditionally glass was made by an expert skillsman known as glass blower - Another skill that involves blowing is fire breathing which is by blowing a flame from lighting petrol on a stick and it would look like a fire breathing dragon - Puff The Magic Dragon lived by the Sea - By The Sea is a traditonal location for a lighthouse - The Lighthouse Family had a 1996 hit with Lifted - Lifted is the past tense of the word Lift - Lift Off is a commonly used phrase in Space Travel - Travelling in a more studenty nature sadly avoid going to space and instead go to India - It was India that surely provided the inspiration behind the Kula Shaker track Govinda which many people at the time thought was far out and groovy but Dave thought and I agree that their better track was Hey Dude which Dave said came before it but he is wrong, it came after it - Which Links us to Kula Shaker and Hey Dude

Sat and today are up

Changes at Radio One

Scott Mills is finally getting a Breakfast Show, a[…]