The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 2. Jean Jacques Smoothie-Two People, 3. Punjabi MC-Mudian to Bach Ke, 4. Big Brovaz-Nu Flow, 5. David Grey-Other Side, NEWS, 6. Ms Dynamite-Put him out, 7. Madonna-Die Another Day, 8. Foo Fighters-Times like these, 9. Kylie-Come into my World, 10. Pink-Family Portrait, 11. Kosheen-Hide you, 12. Holly Valance-Naughty Girl, 13. Oakenfold-Starry Eyed Surprise, NEWS, MISSED, 15. Love Inc-Your A Superstar, 16. Blue & Elton-Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, 17. Red Hot Chili Peppers-Zephyr Song NEWS 18. DJ Sammy-Heaven, 19. PureTone-Addicted To Bass, 20. Basement Jaxx-Do Ya Thing, 21. J Lo-Aint It Funny, 22. K Klass-Rhythm Is A Mystery, 23. Liam Lynch-Whatever 24. Divine Inspiration-The Way

Chris got an invitation to the staff party. He was surprised that Radio One had actually done something well. The staff photos have been released and the theme is from the film Being John Malkovich but instead its tagline is Being Radio 1. The heads of all staff at Radio One are on sticks. Wills picture looks dark, he doesn't look white. They played Radio One guess the staff member. They didnt recognise half of them. Aled is right at the back at the end, thats how important he is. How many people don't know the name of the people who sits behind them in a office. Chris was surprised at how many good looking girls there are in the picture. Chris got someone to record the title of the Punjabi MC record cos he can't pronounce it (and I can't spell it!).

Today's Guest is Holly Valance

- Chris says shes one of the best looking women they've had on the show.
- She misses Australia and is going back soon.
- She hasn't got an English accent, but England is becoming more and more like home.
- They talk about Neighbours, on set in Ramsey Street they have a bus to go in to keep warm.
- Chris told Holly it's called Erinsbrough because it's an anagram of Neighbours. Dave spent ages checking this. Holly knew that it was Ramsey Street because it was Madge's family name.
- She's died her hair but Chris tells her he prefers her blonde. Her natural colour is dark blonde.
- Holly likes the Foo Fighters.
- She has two sisters called Olympia Montana and Coco Melody. Holly came up with Melody when she was 4 years old. Her mums name is Rachel Stevens - same as the one in S Club.
- Her boyfriend is 22 and shes 19. He's a property devolper in Australia. She met him when she was 12 and they were friends for ages. The team found this funny but they didn't know why. They have being going out for two and a half years.
- Chris said if he was her boyfriend he wouldn't let her be naked in her videos. Dave commented that thats hardly a problem thats likely to come up
- Chris offered to be friends with her and take her out as she's only just moved to London and doesn't know many people.
- Holly swore about Rolf Harris and Chris got her to apoligise.
- Chris started to tease Dave about how he proposed to Emma (he was drunk and didn't spend much on a ring) and Holly stuck up for him, saying that its the thought that counts.
- All the E-bay autographs are fake.
- Shes written a couple of songs on the album but with Neighbours she didn't have time to write much.
- She likes Missy Elliot, Paul Oakenfold and Justin Timberlake
- She's on a plane to Australia on New Years Eve so she misses the entire thing.

Dave You dont want to talk about football
Chris No, lets move on

FA ALED UPDATE 'DAY 71' LIVE FINAL
Tonight is the final so no more FA Aled updates so they need to find something to fill at 10 past 5. As you are aware Sinead, Lemar and favourite David are up against each other for the biggest prize in UK History. I would dispute that but im digressing. Malachi is talking to Universal Music and it is looking good for him to land a deal with a single reported for February.

Daves Tedious Link
The Cure Friday Im In Love - When you think of Friday you think of Man Fridaywho was a mate of Robinson Crusoe - The book of Robinson Crusoe was written by Daniel Dafoe - Daniel shares his surname with Willem Dafoe who starred in the film flop Speed 2 - Speed 2 is set on a boat - One of Americas famous comedies set on a boat was called the Love Boat - The captain of the Love Boat was Captain Stoobing - Stoobing sounds a bit like Stubbing which is a word associated with fags and toes - Toes grow on your feet - Feet rhymes with Skeet which is a type of clay pigeon used in sports shooting - Shooting is a popular country pursuit along with Blackberry picking and Badger Baiting - Badgers are black and white as are nuns - Nuns believe in the 10 Commandments and the number 10 is very significant with the 10th house in Downing Street being the PM's residence and the tenth letter in the alphabet being the letter K - Which links us to K Klass and Rhythm Is A Mystery

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