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1. Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi, 2. Rui Da Silva-Touch Me, 3. Beenie Man-Street Life, 4. Love Inc-Your A Superstar, 5. Good Charlotte-Lifestyles... News 6. Divine Inspiration- The Way 7. Badly Drawn Boy-Born Again 8. Jay-Z & Beyonce -Bonnie & Clyde 9. Pink-Get The Party Started 10. Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story 11. Feeder-Just The Way I'm Feeling 12. Madonna-Don't Tell Me 13. Mike Select–Zoo Zoo 14. Coldplay–The Scientist NEWS, 15. Christina Milian-Am To Pm, 16. Jamieson-True, 17. Audio Bullies-We Dont Care, 18. Nelly-Hot In Herre, 19. Supergrass-Seen The Light, NEWS, 20. Electric 6-Danger High Voltage, 21. J Lo-Aint It Funny, 22. Libertines-Time For Heroes, 23. Missy Elliott-Work It, 24. T-A-T-U - All The Things She Said, 25. The Verve-Lucky Man, 26. Craig David-Hidden Agenda, 27. Girls Aloud-Sound Of The Underground

Craig David on Next Tuesday Show

Chris wanted to watch Footballer's Wives last night but he had his cable TV cut off. He didn't pay the bill before he went on holiday. He rang up the cable company to get reconnected but he got put in a queue for half an hour only to be greeted by a divvy operator who messed him around for ages. Will said he should put it on direct debit because he gets cut off every month. Chris discussed the Kerrang awards. Mary Anne Hobbs won the best
radio show, but Dave said that her show was the only real contender, because it's a dedicated rock show. Chris came 4th. He said next year he wants to be top 3. Chris said the new series of the Osbournes is great. He thought that Jack Osbourne was becoming a bit of an arse because he is really jealous of Kelly's music success. He doesn't know when the new series starts in this country.
The team talked about their New Years celebrating. Chris though that its all completely overrated and actually everyone has a crap time. To see in the Millennium, Dave was outside Chris’s front door having a fag while his girlfriend was throwing up in the toilet. This year Dave went out for dinner with his girlfriend and then they went to their mate’s bar and saw New Year in with a few mates. He gave it eight out of ten. Will went to his girlfriend’s friend’s farm as they were having a house party. Overall he reckoned 7 ½ out of ten. Chris was in New York with Sophie for New Years so they decided to celebrate twice. At 7 o’clock New York time it is midnight in UK and Chris was on a helicopter tour of Manhattan For the New York New Year they were stopping 2 minutes away from Times Square and they couldn’t decide what to do. Chris: “what do you want to do?” Sophie:“whatever you want to do”. Chris: “Lets stop here then” 1 and a half minutes after midnight they were watching Times Square on TV and looking at the reflection of fireworks outside their window until Sophie said “lets go and look at the fireworks actually”. They went outside, legged it to times square, turned the corner and the fireworks ended. But at least he had a good New Year.

Sickies - Dave Pearce was talking to Chris last night about wanting to have a holiday. So Guess What
Chris Crap Idea - Chris wanted to do a feature on People who are dead but arent dead so we'll play a record of theirs. Chris said that Radio Stations always play a track when someone dies. Chris said that why wait for someone to die,
Chris went through the telly choices for tonight. He included the unintentionally hilarious Your On Sky Sports presented by Rob McCafferty. Dave called one of the ugliest people on the TV. Dave said that he also presents the Goals On Sunday show with Chris Kamara, Ex Leeds, and also lacking in the looks department. This went into Leeds talk and Chris reckoned that Leeds will finish in the top 5 this season. He didnt say if that was in the top 5 of the teams with the most red cards, im assuming it is.
Chris talked about the Girls Behaving Badly Bap-umentary he missed last night. Dave watched it and he said it was basically about women who sleep around footballers and sell their story to the papers.
Chris read some headlines from the papers including reports of a romance between Britney Spears and Limp Bizkits Fred Durst. Dave poured scorn on the pairing saying that Limp Bizkit are releasing new material in the states and its just promoting them.
Jade Goody, Ex Big Brother contestant and thick person, is pregnant. She met a fellow reality tv show contestant from the C4 show Shipwrecked a couple of weeks after leaving the house and after 2 months was pregnant. So she has excuse for having a fat belly now. Simon Cowell is supposedly hosting a dating show. Strike me down God now. Chris talked about the worlds largest burger which weighs 26 pounds and costs 41 dollars. Dave seemed to know a lot about this and it didnt sound like he was reading it off anything. Jackass:Dont Try This At Home - with Steve-O is touring the UK soon. Chris imagined what it might be like. He said that itll just be him getting people from the audience to come up and kick him in the nuts.

Daves Tedious Link
The KLF- Another 3 letter word and also beginning with kl is KLM, the airline for the Netherlands - The Netherlands should not be confused with the nether regions which is a polite way of describing your genitals - Genitals sorta of half rhymes with Rentals, like Radio Rentals or Car Rentals like Avis or Hertz - Hurts is what you say when someone hits you with a big stick - Sticks are made of wood hence making them woody - Woody Harrelson was in White Men Cant Jump and in Cheers which also starred Shelley Long and Ted Danson - Come Dancing was presented by Angela Rippon - Ripon is a town in North Yorkshire - The Pennines seperate Yorkshire with Lancashire - Wigan is a Lancashire town and is famous for Rugby League, Pies and The Verve - Which links us to The Verve and Lucky Man

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