The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. TATU-All The Things She Said, 2. Linkin Park-In The End, 3. Aaliyah-Miss You, 4. Pink-Family Portrait 5. Supergrass-Seen The Light, NEWS, 6. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 7. Sean Paul-Gimme The Light, 8. Daniel Beddingfield-If You're Not The One, 9. Oasis-Stop Crying Your Heart Out, 10. Electric Six-Danger! High Voltage, 11. Truth Hurts-Addictive, NEWS, MISSED, 14. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 15. Junior Senior-Move Your Feet, 16. Ja Rule-Always On Time, 17. Idlewild-A Modern Way Of Letting Go, NEWS, 18. JayZ & Beyonce-Bonnie & Clyde, 19. U2-Elevation, 20. Róyksopp-Eple, 21. Nelly-Hot In Herre, 22. Jamieson-True, 23. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince-Boom Shake The Room, 24. Boom Shake The Room Karoake, 25. Good Charlotte-Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous

Chris has got a book of all people famous, all of whom are factual except for 1. Radcliffe and Riley were both in the book, but Chris accused Mark Radcliffe of lieing for saying he invented spaghetti and other far fetched myths. Chris was also included in the book. Will had knackered the fader and the first record was coming out of the right speaker only, so Chris had to switch faders.
Chris lost a lot of money today, because he had a bet with one of his friends that Scott Mills would not turn up for his show today. Lard pretended to be Andy Parfitt at the meeting last night, so Chris said that if you hear any stories about Andy Parfitt urinating out of windows and throwing up in the corner, then it was probably Lard.
Chris had a rant about the situation at Leeds. He said that he thinks Terry Venables wants to try and hang on to players but it's out of his hands. Chris told Newsbeat to get in contact with Leeds United press office to find out the official line, but when they tried to ring up all they got was an answering machine.
Zoe Balls lover is in the paper. Zoe has got back to her normal DJ self, as shes taking 2 weeks off. Well, at least she has a reason this time. Chris said that DJ Pepe must have a third leg or have a wonderful personality because he looks such an ugly fella. Chris said if you drew two lines across the front page of the Sun, he looks like a Crime Photofit. Chris hoped that everything works out with Norman and Zoe. It probably wont though. Chris read from Dominic Mohans Bizarre about a World Exclusive Scoop, the scoop being a picture of Mick Jagger prison mugshot from 1967! 36 years ago, next he'll be saying Buddy Holly exclusively died in a plane crash. Below that was a picture of the two no marks from One True Voice standing with Tom Hanks at a Premiere. Hanks hadnt a clue who they were. Showbiz Males are kissing each other when meeting each other, Dave said that if Aled tried that he would knock his face in.
Chris birthday falls on Saturday so that means that 21st February 2002 is the birthday show. I have decided that I will get out of work for 2:30 and cover the whole show. Chris wanted messages from players at Leeds, one from El Tel, Sven, Robbie Williams, Eminem, Kylie. He wanted Noel and Liam to perform a special song in the live lounge. He further wanted a piano message from Jools Holland. Moving on to presents. He wanted a signed shirt, season ticket, a satellite navigation thingie in the car, Sky with all the channels, including the nudey ones, Ted Baker sock. He doesnt want any muck like that fake gold vip ticket to Stringfellows he got the other year. He wanted a signed card from Prince William, Cliff Richard, Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Woodyatt from Eastenders, Peter Kay and presents from Shakira, Les Dennis, Frank Skinner, Lulu and the Chuckle Brothers.
Aled is still cat sitting this week. Aled had to get up to 6am in the morning to feed the cat. The friend couldnt be arsed to bring round the cat because it wouldnt like Aleds environment. Chris said that he hated people who looked after their animals too seriously. Aled said he had an igloo that it goes in to poo. He is staying in their flat and has eaten half their food. He isnt getting paid for looking after the cat. Dave is going for an Arsenal win against Liverpool tonight. Dave excelled in the rapping segment. Chris had the instrumental and let Aled go first then Will, then Dave for the finale.

Daves Tedious Link
All Saints - All Saints took their name from a road in London - London is a capital city as is Oslo - If you put a N after the O you get Onslo who was the slobby brother in law to Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances - The guy who played Onslo also played Twig in The Royle Family - Royle Family launched the career of Ralf Little - Ralf shares his surname with Mark Little - Mark Little played Joe Mangle in Neighbours in the late 80's - Good Neighbours need good friends - Friends stars Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston - Aniston shares a lot of the same letters as Ariston who make Washing Machines - Daves mothers Washing machine blew up the other week and it went Boom and if it was a large explosion it would shake the room - Which links us to Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince with Boom Shake The Room

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