The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Kelly Osbourne – Shut Up. Eminem – Lose Yourself. OPM - Heaven is a Half Pipe. Moloko – Nothing Can Come Close. Good Charlotte – Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous.NEWS, Justin Timberlake-Cry Me A River, Divine Inspiration-The Way, Richard X & Liberty X-Being Nobody, Coldplay-In My Place, NEWS, T.A.T.U-All The Things She Said, Rui Da Silva-Touch Me, Blazin' Squad-Reminisce, Foo Fighters-All My Life, JayZ & Beyonce-Bonnie & Clyde, Radiohead-High & Dry, Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story, Desert Eagle Discs-Bigger Better Deal

Chris was giving his signed England shirt away from last night. To win it you have to match the footballer to the signatures. The problem is the team aren’t sure which ones which themselves. They spent half an hour going through trying to work it out, which made boring radio but easy work for me.
Chris opened up the phone lines and emails because he wanted to do something different for his girlfriend. Chris put on his Doctor Love voice after the 5 news.
John - Buy her tea lights from Ikea and spell out I LUV U, Home Made Cards
Maxi bear - Take her to a Comedy Club because laughter is a good aphrodisiac
Kim - Make a cd of your own songs
Anonymous - Spike her food with sleeping pills
Debbie - Buy two packs of post-it notes and write I LOVE YOU on every one and stick them all over your room. Cheap but effective.
LINE 4 - Get your younger brother to buy her a card instead so its a total surprise!
Charlie - Buy packets of rolos and individually wrap each rolo and say that you saved all the last rolos for her.
Some Scottish Drunk rang up and said to get hammered and he was drinking since 2pm
LINE 6 - Have your birthday party on Valentines Day
Anonymous Caller - Cook her a meal and serve it naked and afterwards do the washing up naked with you behind her.
Will was shown up again for his lack of music knowledge as he failed to guess what the Tedious Link track intro when it had just been played 5 minutes earlier.

Daves Tedious Link
Jesus Jones Real Real Real - A reel is what you use in fishing as is a rod - Rod Stewart was married to Rachel Hunter who has just dumped Robbie Williams - Robbie Williams has tattoos - Tatu are lesbians - Lesbians rhymes with thespians which is a posh word for actors - Actors sounds a bit like Achtung which is the German word for Danger - Danger Danger is one of the catchphrases of Aussie bushman Steve Irwin - Steve shares his surname with former Man Utd left back Denis Irwin - Denis Irwin now plays for Wolves - Dances With Wolves starred Kevin Costner as did Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves - Thieves are criminals - Criminals were sent to Australia - Australians are good at surfing - And if you were surfing and accidentally caught a tidal wave or tsunami you could be carried for miles in a huge wall of water and hurled hundreds of feet ashore leaving you high and dry - Which links us to Radiohead with High and Dry

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