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Chris left it up to Gail to say something funny and exciting to open the show with. She said bo****ks. Chris said they should start as they mean to go on, so the Moped parody was played. Chris was talking about the classic TV that Gail has done in the past such as Dot.Comedy. Chris asked if that show was ever recommisioned and funnily enough it wasn't. Chris asked Gail what she thought of the 'Mario - Just A Friend' record and she said she didn't like it. Chris said the first rule of working on Radio 1 is that you have to like all the records. He asked her again what she thought of the record and she said she loved it.
Chris asked Gail if Dan would come out with them tonight, but Gail said he would be watching Fame Academy. Chris asked Gail to persuade Dan to come out, so Gail said she'd try.
Chris had Kwame from Comic Relief does Fame Academy on the phone, but they had some difficulties with the phone line, so Will pretended to be him instead. They finally got him on the line and he said that in the house he gets on particley well with Will, Ruby and Doon, which is everyone. Chris tells him to have a go at Richard Park tonight if he moans about his singing, and kick his ass. Kwame promises to do so, and to tell him to get up and sing himself, see how well he does.
Chris kept referring to Gail as mad as she kept going on tangents about complete rubbish like Shark attacks and Meatloaf. Chris played When The Boat Comes In because Scottie is about in the studio. Georgina had a coughing fit during the 5 news. David Garrido, sport monkey, also chuckled during the sport round up. Chris asked if management came to help. Chris said that Rod Macenzie has her P45 in the post.
Aled couldnt burp on air when asked. Chris said that todays show resembled a hospital radio show

FA ALED
Clip heavy today. 4 left tonight as Ulrika left. Will Mellor thanked Chris Moyles on the live show. Aled joined the press conference and Ulrika wasnt very nice and uncomfortable. Aled was scared of her and put her down several times on air. Chris said the sound was like the Death Star in Star Wars. Ulrika sounded more posh more than usual. She clearly didnt want to be there. Chris said she sounded alright. Chris refused to back Ruby Wax. He still wanted Will Mellor to win. He said that Doon is on another planet.
The second question was What have you got to say to Chris Moyles? They all knew who Chris was, which is a start.

Ruby Well hi chris and im sorry that you couldnt come here yourself and you sent a lackey
Kwame Wassup Man
Will I was talking to him today and he was giving me a lot of confidence, bigging me up and im just chuffed he did that (other shout fix). Ive heard a lot about you Aled, your very pretty
Doon - Madwoman, gibberish

DAVE
They will be doing the Welsh region tonight and then to Bristol around 9am. They are back on schedule. Made a pun out of Kwame saying he will be singing Kwame a River by Justin Timberlake, cue long comedy punchline music, at the second airing.

Gails Tedious Link
David Bowie Lets Dance - David Bowie is well known as a singer but also as an actor and starred in the film Labrynth - A labryinth is a sort of complicated maze - Maze is more commonly known as a sweetcorn - Sweetcorn used to be advertised by the Jolly Green Giant - Another green giant was the Green Cross Code man played by the actor David Prowse - Dave Prowse was also the man behind the Darth Vader costume but didnt provide the voice - The voice of Darth Vader was James Earl Jones - He also was the narrator of the 1995 film Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd soundtrack had a song by the Cure called the Dredd Song - Which links us to The Cure and Love Song

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