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- Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:56 pm
#241651
Chris had been in Dublin at the weekend but he didn't trust himself to stay for St. Patrick's day. He didn't think he'd be back in time to do the show. Chris's family didn't know Chris was going to Dublin, but Chris' dad tipped them off. Chris sat in the hotel bar discussing with his friends where they were going to go during the weekend and they left the bar at 2 in the morning.
Will is not on the show because in the words of Dave he has a 'dicky tummy'. Producing the show today is 'Emlyn' who has worked his way up from the Radio 1 breakfast show up to the dizzy heights of the Scott Mills early breakfast show. Apparently Emlyn hasn't cut his hair for 4 years and he looks like Hugh Grant. Chris asked Emlyn if there was anything he could do for him and Emlyn replied Well, you could play a record.
Dave has a guess who which he saw in an Irish drinking establishment in South London at the weekend. It was Bonnie Tyler who he saw in Tommy Flynn's pub socialising with friends. Chris has 2 Guess Who's from the weekend. The first one was Ruby Wax. Dave couldn't guess who it was even though he found out she was in Fame Academy. In his defence he said he was out of touch with Fame Academy because he'd been away touring 92 football clubs for a week.
The second guess who was one of the Corrs. Chris wasn't sure which one it was but he was fairly certain it was Sharon. He said she shouldn't be confused with Apple Corr and On Corr. Chris phoned ill Will (lovely little jingle accompained this, should hopefully be sound vaulted soon) to see how he was. Basically the world is falling out of his bottom (his words not mine), but he hasn't been to the toilet for a whole 20 minutes now. He hopes he can come back to work tomorrow as daytime TV is more than a man can endure.
Garrido, Ahh, Saviour Of the Universe, well thats what Moyles thought anyway. Chris thought Sport Monkey had a superhero type name like Flash Gordon and played clips and inserted the word Garrido.
Chris said that he listened to the radio whilst in Dublin and to the local station which for some reason uses Sara Cox in the morning but their own programming afterwards. Chris made fun of the 6pm person Wayne Richter Scales and was on the radio website and said he had wacky answers to a Q&A page. Example
What would you say before you kick the bucket?
A. Oh look theres a bucket, lets kick it
Chris talked about Tara Palmer Tompkinson on Spoony's show last night. He said that her favourite type of music was Gangsta Rap. Dave said that she probably likes all the big acts like Kriss Kross. Spoony is filling in for Dave Pearce. Dave said that he must have had to cancel his round of golf. Chris said that Pete Tong is away to Miami now for the Winter Conference. Chris said that they go there and listen to records and sit in the sunshine and then come back a month later when you can probably buy them in HMV. Tony Byrne is also there in Miami. Chris knew this because he played his mobile message. Spoony shouted in the background, Chris took the pee out of him as per usual.
At 5:35pm, for the turd time, Will was finally caught sitting on the bog. He said his arse is sore. He hadnt examined his poo afterwards. Chris wanted Will to flush the chain for him. Will said that he hadnt read any magazines on the bog because he if keeps the door open he can watch the television.
Daves Tedious Link
Commodores Easy - Easy is the type of word you might give to heavy topped revellers such as Linzey Dawn Macenzie and Jordan - In addition to late nights and boob jobs, the word Jordan is also a Formula 1 team and traditionally made crunch bars - Crunch rhymes with Munch as in the Munch Bunch who were famous for producing Yoghurt - Yoghurt is full of bacteria as is Wills flat - Wills flat provides the setting for todays day off as he tries to shake off his upset tummy - The word tummy shares many of the same letters as the word Timmy as in Timmy Magic who makes 1/3 of the world famous Dreem Teem - The president of the Dreem Teem is Mr Spoon - Mr Spoon used to live on Button Moon - Button Moon is a fictional as is Erinsborough - Erinsborough shares many of the same letters as Erin Brokovich which was a film starring Julia Roberts - Julia Roberts is a woman (debatable) as is Wendy James from Transvision Vamp - And Wendy James shares the same surname as West Ham goalie David Calamity James - Which links us to James and Born Of Frustration
Will is not on the show because in the words of Dave he has a 'dicky tummy'. Producing the show today is 'Emlyn' who has worked his way up from the Radio 1 breakfast show up to the dizzy heights of the Scott Mills early breakfast show. Apparently Emlyn hasn't cut his hair for 4 years and he looks like Hugh Grant. Chris asked Emlyn if there was anything he could do for him and Emlyn replied Well, you could play a record.
Dave has a guess who which he saw in an Irish drinking establishment in South London at the weekend. It was Bonnie Tyler who he saw in Tommy Flynn's pub socialising with friends. Chris has 2 Guess Who's from the weekend. The first one was Ruby Wax. Dave couldn't guess who it was even though he found out she was in Fame Academy. In his defence he said he was out of touch with Fame Academy because he'd been away touring 92 football clubs for a week.
The second guess who was one of the Corrs. Chris wasn't sure which one it was but he was fairly certain it was Sharon. He said she shouldn't be confused with Apple Corr and On Corr. Chris phoned ill Will (lovely little jingle accompained this, should hopefully be sound vaulted soon) to see how he was. Basically the world is falling out of his bottom (his words not mine), but he hasn't been to the toilet for a whole 20 minutes now. He hopes he can come back to work tomorrow as daytime TV is more than a man can endure.
Garrido, Ahh, Saviour Of the Universe, well thats what Moyles thought anyway. Chris thought Sport Monkey had a superhero type name like Flash Gordon and played clips and inserted the word Garrido.
Chris said that he listened to the radio whilst in Dublin and to the local station which for some reason uses Sara Cox in the morning but their own programming afterwards. Chris made fun of the 6pm person Wayne Richter Scales and was on the radio website and said he had wacky answers to a Q&A page. Example
What would you say before you kick the bucket?
A. Oh look theres a bucket, lets kick it
Chris talked about Tara Palmer Tompkinson on Spoony's show last night. He said that her favourite type of music was Gangsta Rap. Dave said that she probably likes all the big acts like Kriss Kross. Spoony is filling in for Dave Pearce. Dave said that he must have had to cancel his round of golf. Chris said that Pete Tong is away to Miami now for the Winter Conference. Chris said that they go there and listen to records and sit in the sunshine and then come back a month later when you can probably buy them in HMV. Tony Byrne is also there in Miami. Chris knew this because he played his mobile message. Spoony shouted in the background, Chris took the pee out of him as per usual.
At 5:35pm, for the turd time, Will was finally caught sitting on the bog. He said his arse is sore. He hadnt examined his poo afterwards. Chris wanted Will to flush the chain for him. Will said that he hadnt read any magazines on the bog because he if keeps the door open he can watch the television.
Daves Tedious Link
Commodores Easy - Easy is the type of word you might give to heavy topped revellers such as Linzey Dawn Macenzie and Jordan - In addition to late nights and boob jobs, the word Jordan is also a Formula 1 team and traditionally made crunch bars - Crunch rhymes with Munch as in the Munch Bunch who were famous for producing Yoghurt - Yoghurt is full of bacteria as is Wills flat - Wills flat provides the setting for todays day off as he tries to shake off his upset tummy - The word tummy shares many of the same letters as the word Timmy as in Timmy Magic who makes 1/3 of the world famous Dreem Teem - The president of the Dreem Teem is Mr Spoon - Mr Spoon used to live on Button Moon - Button Moon is a fictional as is Erinsborough - Erinsborough shares many of the same letters as Erin Brokovich which was a film starring Julia Roberts - Julia Roberts is a woman (debatable) as is Wendy James from Transvision Vamp - And Wendy James shares the same surname as West Ham goalie David Calamity James - Which links us to James and Born Of Frustration
