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- Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:49 pm
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Chris and the team were out for the staff meal last night and a certain 3 executive producers were so drunk that it was a disgrace to the BBC. Chris said that they ought to resign, but their so hungover that their resignation would just be a squiggle. Chris has been sent a Smarties cookie. Chris tried to dunk it into his
tea, but he found that he needed to take the tea-bag out. Dave found this funny. Chris asked Dave why he was laughing and he said he's only laughing because Scottie is. Chris said Scottie's always laughing because he's high
on life.
Chris rang the DJ Sammy information line to find out what the next DJ Sammy single will be. The first time he rang they weren't listening so the gag didn't work. The second time he rang Chris asked Is that the DJ Sammy information line?. The person on the other end said It hasn't been finalised yet. Chris said they were much better when they were the Kosheen information line. He said he'd have to make a call off the air to set it up properly.
The winner of the Chappers and Dave football competition is in the studio, and she's travelled all the way from Reading. Chris asked if Radio 1 had paid for the ticket and she said they had. Chris was shocked. Chappers was also in the studio. Chris made a bet with Chappers for £50 that Leeds United would finish in the top half of the table. Chris first made the bet with Radcliffe, but Radcliffe being a blabber mouth shouted out to half the rest of the Radio 1 staff and now Chris is going to have to fork out a fortune when Leeds get relegated. Dave was given the Everton stuff by the winner but Chappers missed out on the Man U stuff as her family and friends all support them.
Chris had got the brand new England kit in the studio, released for public sale on April 2nd. It has a Gold Star to signify them being World Cup Winners in 1966 (do they ever let it lie, nearly 40 years ago and theyre still blabbing on about it). Chris keeps finding Blue singing Acapella on the Tv no matter what channel he presses.
Radio 1 have announced that Zane (Zzzzzz) Lowe will be the permanent replacement for the Evening Session. Like we didnt see that coming. Ive had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to him plus watching him on MTV and I can best describe as a male Jo Whiley. Bandwagon jumping trying to be cool gimp really.
Dave and Will tried their hand at voicing a One Life Advert. Will seemed like a natural. Chris trailed the new morning show on Saturday with Edith Bowman. DJ Spoony came through the special private hotline because he was in a Golf Shop and the workers wanted their name mentioned. Chris said that he is probably asking for discount but would only if he was getting something in return. Spoony said that he had tees. Chris thought it would be hilarious to not mention them and cut him off for a laugh twice. He finally did on the third go. He was at Tailor Made in Basingstoke.
Dave had a Guess Who which was Martin Kemp, former guitarist with Spandau Ballet and now an actor. Geordie Kid joined in with his Guess Who he saw up the road yesterday. It was the legend that was Jarvis *.
This show was severely lacking in content. Dave chose A Question Of Sport, Dream Machine, 5th Gear and Your On Sky Sports. Chris said that the presenter has a head too big for telly. Chris asked people to phone up and mention their names. Dave was informed by an emailer saying that A Question Of Sport was cancelled because of the war. The last telly tip was Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned.
FUTURE GUESTS
Friday - Edith Bowman
Next Wednesday - Lucy Benjamin (Lisa in Eastenders, luvvly knockers)
Daves Tedious Link
SWV Right Here - Right Here is where I am right now - Right Now was the debut hit for Atomic Kitten in 1999 - 1999 was a hit for Prince - Prince Albert of Monaco is the man responsible for the World Music Awards and has also given his name to an imtimate male piercing which im sure hes really proud of being named so you might say he was * a hoop - * a hoop should not be mistaken for * A Leekie, which although sounds like a urinal problem is actually a Scottish Soup - The word soup contains most of the same letters as the word Soap - Soap is used in the bathroom as is a loafah - A Loafah is like a natural phenomenom and is natures way of washing your back - Back For Good was a number 1 in 1995 for Take That and was just one example of their extensive pop arsenal - Arsenal Legend Ian Wright presents the National Lottery Thunderball - Thunderball rhymes with Wonderwall - Which links us to Oasis and Wonderwall
tea, but he found that he needed to take the tea-bag out. Dave found this funny. Chris asked Dave why he was laughing and he said he's only laughing because Scottie is. Chris said Scottie's always laughing because he's high
on life.
Chris rang the DJ Sammy information line to find out what the next DJ Sammy single will be. The first time he rang they weren't listening so the gag didn't work. The second time he rang Chris asked Is that the DJ Sammy information line?. The person on the other end said It hasn't been finalised yet. Chris said they were much better when they were the Kosheen information line. He said he'd have to make a call off the air to set it up properly.
The winner of the Chappers and Dave football competition is in the studio, and she's travelled all the way from Reading. Chris asked if Radio 1 had paid for the ticket and she said they had. Chris was shocked. Chappers was also in the studio. Chris made a bet with Chappers for £50 that Leeds United would finish in the top half of the table. Chris first made the bet with Radcliffe, but Radcliffe being a blabber mouth shouted out to half the rest of the Radio 1 staff and now Chris is going to have to fork out a fortune when Leeds get relegated. Dave was given the Everton stuff by the winner but Chappers missed out on the Man U stuff as her family and friends all support them.
Chris had got the brand new England kit in the studio, released for public sale on April 2nd. It has a Gold Star to signify them being World Cup Winners in 1966 (do they ever let it lie, nearly 40 years ago and theyre still blabbing on about it). Chris keeps finding Blue singing Acapella on the Tv no matter what channel he presses.
Radio 1 have announced that Zane (Zzzzzz) Lowe will be the permanent replacement for the Evening Session. Like we didnt see that coming. Ive had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to him plus watching him on MTV and I can best describe as a male Jo Whiley. Bandwagon jumping trying to be cool gimp really.
Dave and Will tried their hand at voicing a One Life Advert. Will seemed like a natural. Chris trailed the new morning show on Saturday with Edith Bowman. DJ Spoony came through the special private hotline because he was in a Golf Shop and the workers wanted their name mentioned. Chris said that he is probably asking for discount but would only if he was getting something in return. Spoony said that he had tees. Chris thought it would be hilarious to not mention them and cut him off for a laugh twice. He finally did on the third go. He was at Tailor Made in Basingstoke.
Dave had a Guess Who which was Martin Kemp, former guitarist with Spandau Ballet and now an actor. Geordie Kid joined in with his Guess Who he saw up the road yesterday. It was the legend that was Jarvis *.
This show was severely lacking in content. Dave chose A Question Of Sport, Dream Machine, 5th Gear and Your On Sky Sports. Chris said that the presenter has a head too big for telly. Chris asked people to phone up and mention their names. Dave was informed by an emailer saying that A Question Of Sport was cancelled because of the war. The last telly tip was Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned.
FUTURE GUESTS
Friday - Edith Bowman
Next Wednesday - Lucy Benjamin (Lisa in Eastenders, luvvly knockers)
Daves Tedious Link
SWV Right Here - Right Here is where I am right now - Right Now was the debut hit for Atomic Kitten in 1999 - 1999 was a hit for Prince - Prince Albert of Monaco is the man responsible for the World Music Awards and has also given his name to an imtimate male piercing which im sure hes really proud of being named so you might say he was * a hoop - * a hoop should not be mistaken for * A Leekie, which although sounds like a urinal problem is actually a Scottish Soup - The word soup contains most of the same letters as the word Soap - Soap is used in the bathroom as is a loafah - A Loafah is like a natural phenomenom and is natures way of washing your back - Back For Good was a number 1 in 1995 for Take That and was just one example of their extensive pop arsenal - Arsenal Legend Ian Wright presents the National Lottery Thunderball - Thunderball rhymes with Wonderwall - Which links us to Oasis and Wonderwall
