chrismoyles.net
- Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:23 pm
#241658
4pm
Because the breakfast team completely * up the master plan, Chris has come up with a new feature called ‘experience life in a van with the Radio One breakfast team’. You can hear the sound, and then look at the pictures on the website. Its revolutionary radio, honest.
Next time Chris spoke to them, they had stopped at Summerfield. Chris “hang on, 10 minutes ago you were at services?” Hannah “Yeah, we didn’t get everything we needed” Chris “what, booze?” Hannah “I couldn’t possibly comment”. But the good news is Coxy’s still standing, for now. Chris was also impressed that the van driver was female.
Tonight sees the return of Banzai on E4, so to celebrate the new series, Chris played a few of the clips from ‘the receptionist stop watch challenge’ feature of yester-year. These were nice to here again, but for the fact they had no new material whatsoever and filled the links with dross. You cant really write much about an old clip of a recorded hello and a confused receptionist, can you.
Chris has predicted that Leeds Utd will finish in the top half of the Premiership. Theres more chance of Lester Piggott lapdancing whilst rubbing brussel sprouts around his groin. Chris played the classic Receptionist Challenge, in which the person kept on for 12 minutes because she liked the tv theme tunes they were playing. She only put the phone down when the themes ended. Chris did the verbal for the Exam One Life in the style of his Irish Mum/Fake Bono voice. Chris got carried away and started playing about with Sara Cox sound effects. Sara joined them on the phone for about 30 seconds and then was cut off. They got her back and she was as meanderingly vague and slightly nuts without making any sense as usual.
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Wonderwall - Oasis are from Manchester as is Lard - Lard rhymes with Bard which was the occupation of William Shakespeare - Shakespeare shares his christian name with William Shatner - William Shatner was born in Canada much like Bryan Adams - Bryan Adams has bad skin unlike Natalie Imbruglia who has very nice skin indeed - Skin rhymes with Tin which has been mined extensively during the years in Devon and Cornwall - Devon was the name in Knightrider - Knightrider starred David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff is a big music star in Germany - The capital of West Germany was Bonn - Bon Jovi are fronted by Jon Bon Jovi - Bon Jovi should not be mistaken for Bonjella which is used to treat mouth ulcers - Ulcer rhymes with Tulsa which is the Oklahoma town that Chandler has been posted to in Friends - Friends is a popular long running TV show as was Rising Damp (think it only went for 2 years) - Damp rhymes with Vamp - And when you think of Vamp in the world of music you think of Transvision Vamp - Which links us to Transvision Vamp and Baby I Dont Care from 1989
Because the breakfast team completely * up the master plan, Chris has come up with a new feature called ‘experience life in a van with the Radio One breakfast team’. You can hear the sound, and then look at the pictures on the website. Its revolutionary radio, honest.
Next time Chris spoke to them, they had stopped at Summerfield. Chris “hang on, 10 minutes ago you were at services?” Hannah “Yeah, we didn’t get everything we needed” Chris “what, booze?” Hannah “I couldn’t possibly comment”. But the good news is Coxy’s still standing, for now. Chris was also impressed that the van driver was female.
Tonight sees the return of Banzai on E4, so to celebrate the new series, Chris played a few of the clips from ‘the receptionist stop watch challenge’ feature of yester-year. These were nice to here again, but for the fact they had no new material whatsoever and filled the links with dross. You cant really write much about an old clip of a recorded hello and a confused receptionist, can you.
Chris has predicted that Leeds Utd will finish in the top half of the Premiership. Theres more chance of Lester Piggott lapdancing whilst rubbing brussel sprouts around his groin. Chris played the classic Receptionist Challenge, in which the person kept on for 12 minutes because she liked the tv theme tunes they were playing. She only put the phone down when the themes ended. Chris did the verbal for the Exam One Life in the style of his Irish Mum/Fake Bono voice. Chris got carried away and started playing about with Sara Cox sound effects. Sara joined them on the phone for about 30 seconds and then was cut off. They got her back and she was as meanderingly vague and slightly nuts without making any sense as usual.
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Wonderwall - Oasis are from Manchester as is Lard - Lard rhymes with Bard which was the occupation of William Shakespeare - Shakespeare shares his christian name with William Shatner - William Shatner was born in Canada much like Bryan Adams - Bryan Adams has bad skin unlike Natalie Imbruglia who has very nice skin indeed - Skin rhymes with Tin which has been mined extensively during the years in Devon and Cornwall - Devon was the name in Knightrider - Knightrider starred David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff is a big music star in Germany - The capital of West Germany was Bonn - Bon Jovi are fronted by Jon Bon Jovi - Bon Jovi should not be mistaken for Bonjella which is used to treat mouth ulcers - Ulcer rhymes with Tulsa which is the Oklahoma town that Chandler has been posted to in Friends - Friends is a popular long running TV show as was Rising Damp (think it only went for 2 years) - Damp rhymes with Vamp - And when you think of Vamp in the world of music you think of Transvision Vamp - Which links us to Transvision Vamp and Baby I Dont Care from 1989
