[Chris]

Dave revealed that his girlfriend no longer listens to the show at work. He told Chris its because they aren 't allowed to listen to the radio in the office anymore. Chris, evidently suspicious, decided to phone Emma to complain to her bosses about this outrage. Emma quite happily admitted that she is allowed to listen to the radio but doesn't listen to the show as she finds it embaressing, so they listen to Dr Fox instead. Chris: Your fiance's not that embaressing! Do you not like me anymore? Emma: No of course I like you but its not very professional, my bosses don't need to hear about me being drunk and bumping into a lamppost. Chris: I've never told a story about that. Did you do that? When did that happen?. Very funny, especially when you could practically hear Dave squirming in his seat.
Dave had a hard guess who for the team that lasted over 20 minutes, well when you consider the news break and 4 records in between. At the end of it all it as Ian Broudie from the Lightning Seeds. Chris got it with the help of a phone caller on the sly. Dave was at a posh swanky football dinner. He said that Tony Adams, Alan Ball, Graham Taylor and Gerry Marsden. Dave said that Gerry was the painful part of the evening.

Chris - Did he sing?
Dave - (monotone) Yes
Chris - Did he sing Youll Never Walk Alone
Dave - Actually got a lot of dirty looks because at that point having consumed most of the tables beverages, I was stood on a chair with my hands over my ears.
Chris - Aww great
Will - Oh dear
Dave - ... during the part
Chris - For those of you who arent aware, Daves football enemies are Liverpool and that song is sort of like a theme tune to their team. So your standing there in a posh hotel in London on the table with your hands on your ears while Gerry Marsden is belting out Youll Never Walk Alone
Dave - Well i was also making obscene hand gestures
Chris - Awwww you werent
Dave - ... to my Liverpool supporting friends who was on the table next to us.
Chris - Do you think you will be invited back?
Dave - Not particularly

Chris took the mick out of Sugababes for being minging looking. This is the type of hypocrite talk I was talking about in my post on the board of the decline. Chris called Edith Bowman a Ray of Audio Sunshine. Chris saw Helena Bonham Carter the other week. He said that she eats her sandwich like she did in the Planet Of The Apes.

Daves Tedious Link
Naughty By Nature OPP - Naughty By Nature hail from America as does George Benson - George Benson shares the same initials as Great Britain - Great Britain shares the same last name with Fern Britton - Fern Brittons real life husband is TV Chef Phil Vickery who Dave thought she met on the set of This Morning* - If **good morning was translated into German it would be Guten Morgen - Morgan Freeman starred in the Shawshank Redemption alongside Tim Robbins - Robins Nest was a sitcom in the 70's and in the world of Naval terminology for a lookout at the top of a ships mast where crew members take it in turns to look out for rocks and lighthouses*** - The Lighthouse Family once performed a live set on the Chris Moyles show in Ibiza, the cutting edge of dance culture**** - Culture Club were fronted by Boy George and Dave was pretty sure he saw the drummer John the other week in the pub and he didnt actually look that different - Diff'rent Strokes starred Gary Coleman - Gary Coleman shares the same surname as David Coleman, who used to host A Question Of Sport with regular team captains Bill Beaumont and Ian Botham - Ian Botham is famous for playing cricket *****and if a cricket ball were to accidentally hit you in the mouth it would inevitably lead to seriously high dental damage or whats known as Smash Mouth - Which links us to Smash Mouth and Allstar

Comments
1. They met on Ready Steady Cook
2. Good Morning was Anne and Nick and not Fern Britton
3. Dave is actually talking about a crows nest, not a robins nest
4. Lighthouse Family = cutting edge dance?
5. Surely hes more famous for his todger