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- Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:42 pm
#241664
Will had finally got the BBC internal phone game working. The game involved ringing the BBC phone server and saying the name of the person you wished to connect to. The server would then try to recognise the name you read out and connect you to that person. Chris rang the number and read out random objects and funny words, and it gave hilarious results.
He tried reading Steve Lamacq in a Lamacq voice and it tried to connect him to a Steve Hall. He tried Scott Mills in a camp voice and it tried to connect to Scott Mohan. He also tried Spoony but it didn't recognise it. In a later link they tried ringing Robbie Williams and it actually tried to connect him to Robbie Williams! There were other hilarious ones, but too many to mention.
After the news Chris played Come Undone and dedicated it to the BBC's very own Robbie Williams. Chris had obtained a clip of this morning's 'The Wright Stuff' where 'Beth in the booth' said that she fancied Chris, and she likes men with a beer belly. They had also got a picture of Chris from when he was on holiday and he had a big beer belly that they kept flashing on the screen.
Will had a Guess Who. He was standing outside Radio 1 and they walked past. It was Les Dennis again. Chris the Les must be stalking him because they seem to see him every day. Chris invited Les in to help with the show, if he's listening and he's at a loose end.
Chris had got the coup of the century as he got the immortal Huey Lewis to record some jingles and soundbites for the show and promoting their forthcoming tour. Chris kept playing them during the 4:10 link and then inserted Michael Winner into the mix and Will asked questions and Chris played the answer via the wizardry of the edit button.
Chris said he thought Christina Aguilera really sexy but he didnt know why girls seem to hate her. Dave reckoned that they felt threatened by her, but Chris and Dave said they certainly didnt. Chris said that she looked as though she puts her make up on with a cheese grater and he isnt keen on the bolts on the face.
Chris said he wants to give Colin Murray a DJ Masterclass after he spoke over the end of the Red Hot Chili Peppers Cant Stop last night. Bobby & Nihal were in and said their show is summed up Asian Devastation in the UK Nation. They also said its the baddest radio show on Radio 1. Chris said that he thought Dreem Teem were the baddest. Chris called them The Krankies of the Asian Beats. Nihal took the piss out of Chris clothes saying that it looked like something from the club book, 2.99 for 14 weeks.
Chris had more one liners for Will, as he loves them. Chris said that Will would have a Friday Night Chuckle segment.
Dave was going on a romantic trip with his fiancee to Edinburgh. He had not told her that all the historic buildings didnt cost anything this weekend as a special offer. Chris invited people to go up and ask Dave for his autograph. Chris asked the listeners to send in emails or phone up for places for Dave to go. The Western Bar was recommended until they found a website about it and it was a Country and Western/Strip Joint bar.
Daves Tedious Link
Def Leppard Animal - Def Leppard are from Sheffield and are fronted by Joe Elliott - Joe shares his surname with Missy Elliott and Fred Elliott - Elliott was the name of the little boy in ET - ET bears an uncanny resemblance to Gail in Corrie - Corrie rhymes with Sorry - Sorry seems to be the hardest word - Word Up was a hit for Cameo and later covered by Glaswegian rockers Gun - Guns are undoubtedly the weapon of choice for armed robbers - Robber rhymes with dobber - Dobber is an australian term for a grass - Supergrass are fronted by Gaz Coombs - Gaz Coombs hair to keep it looking healthy luxourious and full of body - Body doubles are used by actors and sometimes tyrant dictators - Dictators are known for wearing berets - Berets were invented by the French - The French eat snails - Snails are related to slugs and slugs are prevented from becoming a problem with the use of slug pellets which contain a kind of deadly anti slug chemical - Which links us to Chemical Brothers and Block Rockin Beats
He tried reading Steve Lamacq in a Lamacq voice and it tried to connect him to a Steve Hall. He tried Scott Mills in a camp voice and it tried to connect to Scott Mohan. He also tried Spoony but it didn't recognise it. In a later link they tried ringing Robbie Williams and it actually tried to connect him to Robbie Williams! There were other hilarious ones, but too many to mention.
After the news Chris played Come Undone and dedicated it to the BBC's very own Robbie Williams. Chris had obtained a clip of this morning's 'The Wright Stuff' where 'Beth in the booth' said that she fancied Chris, and she likes men with a beer belly. They had also got a picture of Chris from when he was on holiday and he had a big beer belly that they kept flashing on the screen.
Will had a Guess Who. He was standing outside Radio 1 and they walked past. It was Les Dennis again. Chris the Les must be stalking him because they seem to see him every day. Chris invited Les in to help with the show, if he's listening and he's at a loose end.
Chris had got the coup of the century as he got the immortal Huey Lewis to record some jingles and soundbites for the show and promoting their forthcoming tour. Chris kept playing them during the 4:10 link and then inserted Michael Winner into the mix and Will asked questions and Chris played the answer via the wizardry of the edit button.
Chris said he thought Christina Aguilera really sexy but he didnt know why girls seem to hate her. Dave reckoned that they felt threatened by her, but Chris and Dave said they certainly didnt. Chris said that she looked as though she puts her make up on with a cheese grater and he isnt keen on the bolts on the face.
Chris said he wants to give Colin Murray a DJ Masterclass after he spoke over the end of the Red Hot Chili Peppers Cant Stop last night. Bobby & Nihal were in and said their show is summed up Asian Devastation in the UK Nation. They also said its the baddest radio show on Radio 1. Chris said that he thought Dreem Teem were the baddest. Chris called them The Krankies of the Asian Beats. Nihal took the piss out of Chris clothes saying that it looked like something from the club book, 2.99 for 14 weeks.
Chris had more one liners for Will, as he loves them. Chris said that Will would have a Friday Night Chuckle segment.
Dave was going on a romantic trip with his fiancee to Edinburgh. He had not told her that all the historic buildings didnt cost anything this weekend as a special offer. Chris invited people to go up and ask Dave for his autograph. Chris asked the listeners to send in emails or phone up for places for Dave to go. The Western Bar was recommended until they found a website about it and it was a Country and Western/Strip Joint bar.
Daves Tedious Link
Def Leppard Animal - Def Leppard are from Sheffield and are fronted by Joe Elliott - Joe shares his surname with Missy Elliott and Fred Elliott - Elliott was the name of the little boy in ET - ET bears an uncanny resemblance to Gail in Corrie - Corrie rhymes with Sorry - Sorry seems to be the hardest word - Word Up was a hit for Cameo and later covered by Glaswegian rockers Gun - Guns are undoubtedly the weapon of choice for armed robbers - Robber rhymes with dobber - Dobber is an australian term for a grass - Supergrass are fronted by Gaz Coombs - Gaz Coombs hair to keep it looking healthy luxourious and full of body - Body doubles are used by actors and sometimes tyrant dictators - Dictators are known for wearing berets - Berets were invented by the French - The French eat snails - Snails are related to slugs and slugs are prevented from becoming a problem with the use of slug pellets which contain a kind of deadly anti slug chemical - Which links us to Chemical Brothers and Block Rockin Beats
