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- Mon Apr 07, 2003 6:07 pm
#241665
Will has a 'Guess Who... phoned me this morning'. Chris thought he knew who he was, so he tried to lead the others down the Les Dennis track. It was Michael Winner. Will answered the phone and the voice said 'Hello, is that William Kinder?'. Michael heard that Chris had been playing the dialogue from his commercial and wanted to write about it in an article for a newspaper. Will was really panicking while he was speaking to Mr. Winner and he couldn't remember
the clip that they played. Michael said 'Do you mean Calm down dear?'. Will asked Mr. Winner if he would like to be in a telephone interview with the show, and he said he could do it either tomorrow or Wednesday.
Chris spent the weekend in Brighton and caught a bit too much sun on his face. Aled said he was a bit scared because every time he looks at Chris he thinks he's angry because he's red in the face. In reality, Chris said he's in a very good mood because it's a great day in London and he's fully refreshed after a great weekend.
Dave and Chris got sent some gnomes from a listener, after Chris received one last week from Ben Sherman and Dave was jealous (according to Chris, mind). The gnomes came dressed in a Leeds and Everton strip for the respective fans and while Chris thought they were a bit crap Dave seemed more pleased with his than he was letting on.
Chris mentioned that fat boy slim did something very un-fat boy slimish, but he wasn’t sure whether to say what it was or not. During the next record he got a phone call from Mr Norman Cook himself saying he had spoken to his manager and Chris was completely forbidden to mention it. Which of course meant he got hundreds of begging e-mails and phone calls to tell the story.
When Chris has an anti climax, does he milk it for all its worth, just ask his girlfriend. Anyway, Chris had a secret about what Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim did at the weekend which Norman was embarrassed about. Chris managed to drag this out for almost half an hour until he finally revealed that Norman, Zoe and Woody went to a farm and Norman got to ride a tractor.
Whilst Chris and Dave was hob-nobbing and having a life, Will was back in Woking being bored as per usual, you would almost think hes estranged from his current squeeze. Will got his haircut in a top quality hairdressers where a flat top costs under a tenner. Chris cajouled Will into naming the barbers shop which was Hairy Poppins. You know when I think quality, I think of hairy poppins. Chris wondered whether there was a Hairy Poppins website but then quickly thought of the rammifications of typing that name into a search engine so asked people not to do it. Chris went through the usual hairdressing names like Curl Up and Dye (theres one in Portglenone here). Dave said theres a hairdressers in Liverpool called Jack The Snipper.
Emma Bunton - a case of career suicide or not, hmm tricky. You get dumped by your record label and then you get Simon Fuller on your side (famously linked to humping her but I add allegedly). The song sounds like a James Bond rejected song. £200,000 was spent on the video out of Fullers own pocket and I dont see this song going anywhere. You stick her on every damn show at the weekend making sure she gets maximum exposure to cleavage to take your mind off the fact the songs crap and probably pay a stack to beg them to let her sing or show the video. Love must be deaf as well as blind. Duncan from Blue is 24 today, whjch lead to Chris doing impressions.
Daves Tedious Link
Chemical Brothers Block Rockin Beats - Tom and Ed from the Chemical Brothers are a double act consisting of one long haired member and one short haired member and in that respect you could say that they are like Penn and Teller - Penn and Teller shouldnt be mistaken for a pannetella which is a type of cigar (dont know how to spell it, im not high up in cigars ok) - Cigars come from Cuba - Cuba rhymes with tuba which makes up part of a brass section in along with the trombone and the cornet - Cornets are also found in an ice cream van - Ice Cream Vans play musical tunes to attract children as did the Pied Piper - Pied Piper has the same surname as Billie Piper - Piper Alfa on the other hand was North Sea Oil rig which famously caught fire a few years ago and had to be put out by Red Adair - When you think of the colour red you may think of Liverpools disappointing result at the weekend which saw them slip a place down the premiership below the mighty Everton or you may think of Little Red Riding Hood or you may think of Red Cap which starred Tamzin Outhwaite whose advert is currently on the telly and that track is todays tedious link - Which links us to Reef and Set The Record Straight
the clip that they played. Michael said 'Do you mean Calm down dear?'. Will asked Mr. Winner if he would like to be in a telephone interview with the show, and he said he could do it either tomorrow or Wednesday.
Chris spent the weekend in Brighton and caught a bit too much sun on his face. Aled said he was a bit scared because every time he looks at Chris he thinks he's angry because he's red in the face. In reality, Chris said he's in a very good mood because it's a great day in London and he's fully refreshed after a great weekend.
Dave and Chris got sent some gnomes from a listener, after Chris received one last week from Ben Sherman and Dave was jealous (according to Chris, mind). The gnomes came dressed in a Leeds and Everton strip for the respective fans and while Chris thought they were a bit crap Dave seemed more pleased with his than he was letting on.
Chris mentioned that fat boy slim did something very un-fat boy slimish, but he wasn’t sure whether to say what it was or not. During the next record he got a phone call from Mr Norman Cook himself saying he had spoken to his manager and Chris was completely forbidden to mention it. Which of course meant he got hundreds of begging e-mails and phone calls to tell the story.
When Chris has an anti climax, does he milk it for all its worth, just ask his girlfriend. Anyway, Chris had a secret about what Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim did at the weekend which Norman was embarrassed about. Chris managed to drag this out for almost half an hour until he finally revealed that Norman, Zoe and Woody went to a farm and Norman got to ride a tractor.
Whilst Chris and Dave was hob-nobbing and having a life, Will was back in Woking being bored as per usual, you would almost think hes estranged from his current squeeze. Will got his haircut in a top quality hairdressers where a flat top costs under a tenner. Chris cajouled Will into naming the barbers shop which was Hairy Poppins. You know when I think quality, I think of hairy poppins. Chris wondered whether there was a Hairy Poppins website but then quickly thought of the rammifications of typing that name into a search engine so asked people not to do it. Chris went through the usual hairdressing names like Curl Up and Dye (theres one in Portglenone here). Dave said theres a hairdressers in Liverpool called Jack The Snipper.
Emma Bunton - a case of career suicide or not, hmm tricky. You get dumped by your record label and then you get Simon Fuller on your side (famously linked to humping her but I add allegedly). The song sounds like a James Bond rejected song. £200,000 was spent on the video out of Fullers own pocket and I dont see this song going anywhere. You stick her on every damn show at the weekend making sure she gets maximum exposure to cleavage to take your mind off the fact the songs crap and probably pay a stack to beg them to let her sing or show the video. Love must be deaf as well as blind. Duncan from Blue is 24 today, whjch lead to Chris doing impressions.
Daves Tedious Link
Chemical Brothers Block Rockin Beats - Tom and Ed from the Chemical Brothers are a double act consisting of one long haired member and one short haired member and in that respect you could say that they are like Penn and Teller - Penn and Teller shouldnt be mistaken for a pannetella which is a type of cigar (dont know how to spell it, im not high up in cigars ok) - Cigars come from Cuba - Cuba rhymes with tuba which makes up part of a brass section in along with the trombone and the cornet - Cornets are also found in an ice cream van - Ice Cream Vans play musical tunes to attract children as did the Pied Piper - Pied Piper has the same surname as Billie Piper - Piper Alfa on the other hand was North Sea Oil rig which famously caught fire a few years ago and had to be put out by Red Adair - When you think of the colour red you may think of Liverpools disappointing result at the weekend which saw them slip a place down the premiership below the mighty Everton or you may think of Little Red Riding Hood or you may think of Red Cap which starred Tamzin Outhwaite whose advert is currently on the telly and that track is todays tedious link - Which links us to Reef and Set The Record Straight
