chrismoyles.net
- Fri Apr 18, 2003 6:12 pm
#241673
(havent received review from Sidla, I have it taped but to be honest, I dont think they'd be many highlights bearing in mind the rest of the show. If you do want the first hour review then email me)
Chris does not want to be working at all, he wants to be out in the sun, so this is the reason he gives for having no material. Dave decided it was time to revert to ‘phone call fun’ as they normally do when they have nothing to say. They play the game where Chris phones a celebrity and Dave and Will guess who it is. First was Richard Bacon, who didn’t have his phone on and had a really weird sounding answer machine message so Dave and Will couldn’t figure out who it was. Next was also a an answering machine, this time belonging to Ralf Little, though not much of a guessing game as it started ‘Hello, this is Ralf’. They finally managed to get through to someone, Gail Porter who was in the car with husband Dan and baby Honey, on the way to see the in-laws.
Dave is going to the liverpool derby and taking his girlfriend somewhere romantic on sunday. Chris wanted to ring her but Dave said no. Chris ignored him and phoned her but she had it on answerphone. Chris recalled the story again about the time where Dave pointed out a hotel in Birmingham where he first saw his fiancees boobs. Shes in a bad mood because she had to clean up after Daves mess.
Chris received a call from some Brummies during a track and found them very funny for all the wrong reasons. They were so excited to hear Chris and then Will tried to be Chris in the worst accent ever. Chris called them numpties. Chris opened the calls and they all seemed to be rag students.
Chris was on till 6 but he played non stop summer hits. This included MC Mikey G and DJ Sven with Holiday Rap.
Daves Tedious Link
Yesterdays track was Travis and Driftwood - Driftwood is used to make rafts by people who are shipwrecked like Robinson Crusoe - Robinson Crusoe had long messy hair like Bob Geldof - Bob Geldof shares the same christian name as Bob Holness - Holness sounds a bit like harness which is a safety device worn by abseilers - Despite the name, abseiling has nothing to do with sailing which involves wind and yachts - Yacht rhymes with pot which is a home for house plants - House plants have nothing to do with transplants which is when a doctor gives you a new organ - Organ rhymes with morgan as in Morgan Freeman, the award winning actor - Morgan Freeman starred in Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves alongside Kevin Costner and Kevin Costner is a big player in Hollywood and has probably (?) met Michael Jackson - Which links us to Michael Jackson and Dont Stop Till You Get Enough.
Chris does not want to be working at all, he wants to be out in the sun, so this is the reason he gives for having no material. Dave decided it was time to revert to ‘phone call fun’ as they normally do when they have nothing to say. They play the game where Chris phones a celebrity and Dave and Will guess who it is. First was Richard Bacon, who didn’t have his phone on and had a really weird sounding answer machine message so Dave and Will couldn’t figure out who it was. Next was also a an answering machine, this time belonging to Ralf Little, though not much of a guessing game as it started ‘Hello, this is Ralf’. They finally managed to get through to someone, Gail Porter who was in the car with husband Dan and baby Honey, on the way to see the in-laws.
Dave is going to the liverpool derby and taking his girlfriend somewhere romantic on sunday. Chris wanted to ring her but Dave said no. Chris ignored him and phoned her but she had it on answerphone. Chris recalled the story again about the time where Dave pointed out a hotel in Birmingham where he first saw his fiancees boobs. Shes in a bad mood because she had to clean up after Daves mess.
Chris received a call from some Brummies during a track and found them very funny for all the wrong reasons. They were so excited to hear Chris and then Will tried to be Chris in the worst accent ever. Chris called them numpties. Chris opened the calls and they all seemed to be rag students.
Chris was on till 6 but he played non stop summer hits. This included MC Mikey G and DJ Sven with Holiday Rap.
Daves Tedious Link
Yesterdays track was Travis and Driftwood - Driftwood is used to make rafts by people who are shipwrecked like Robinson Crusoe - Robinson Crusoe had long messy hair like Bob Geldof - Bob Geldof shares the same christian name as Bob Holness - Holness sounds a bit like harness which is a safety device worn by abseilers - Despite the name, abseiling has nothing to do with sailing which involves wind and yachts - Yacht rhymes with pot which is a home for house plants - House plants have nothing to do with transplants which is when a doctor gives you a new organ - Organ rhymes with morgan as in Morgan Freeman, the award winning actor - Morgan Freeman starred in Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves alongside Kevin Costner and Kevin Costner is a big player in Hollywood and has probably (?) met Michael Jackson - Which links us to Michael Jackson and Dont Stop Till You Get Enough.
