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Big Blubber 2
Aled – Had a very bad week, if he doesn’t start putting the effort in he’s in danger of losing his level of fitness.
Dave - Did a fitness test not very well, but overall had a fair week.
Will – Also * up the cycle fitness test, missed the football session and was quite poor in the gym.
Chris – Currently has the best attitude to training of all the team, worked really hard again this week. Chris is at the moment a real inspiration for the team and retained the licky licky brown nose trophy.

The equipment in the studio was playing up again, really irritating Chris. Dave had two Guess Whos. First one was ex Top Gear and now on Channel 5 bald coot Quentin Wilson. Second was Josie D'arby, ex Childrens BBC host and now in Merseybeat. For the second day in a row, Chris played tumbleweeds, big ben chiming and whistles to put of David Garrido. Chris wanted to know after the news about why a funfair was only fined £1000 for someone getting injured as a result of a faulty ride. Chris said he was in a similar incident, the ride juddered and bolted him forward but luckily he could hold back. He could hear from below the person who usually did the slow halt shouting at the new trainee whom he was teaching, so that was the last time Chris went on funfair ride.

Viaduct The Revenge
Gavin from Torquay VS Hannah from Swansea (she has nice boobies)
Gavin Wins

Prizes
Doctor Who DVD - The tales of Weng Chang with Tom Baker
Coogans Run
David Sneedon album, Aaliyah best of album, Massive Attack album, Run DMC Greatest Hits
One Big Weekend T-shirt

1. This is what you put on your feet after your socks?
2. Leicester company Walkers are famous for making what?
3. Which names links Lucy, Glitter and Lineker?
4. Well known snooker player _____ Davis
5. This is what you call someone who cuts up and serves meet?
6. _______ Pat had a black and white cat?
7. Complete the name of this storybook character Fungus the _______ Man
8. You find this up your nose S-N-something-T
9. The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful ___ green boat?
10. How do you pronounce P.I.T.H?
11. Type of hair rinse associated with old ladies ____ Rinse
12. What is the plural for Gonad?
13. What is the plural for Bullock?
14. This is Michael Winners three word catchphrase from the E-sure advert?
15. This is a film about a deer B-MBI?
16. Sylvester Stallones all action hero R-AMBO?
17. What is Aleds surname?
18. Complete this title of film about Whales Moby _____?
19. This is Wills nickname _____ 'Ed

Aled with two unintentional lines in the quiz
Gavin, your parcel is huge!

Aled - Gavin might want to give her one
Dave - Well im sure after what she said about herself im sure he would

Chris trailed One Big Weekend where he is hooking up with drinking partner Fergie. Chris has demanded a satellite dish in the backstage area so he can watch Arsenal play Leeds on Sky Sports. Dave said it didnt really matter as they were going to get hammered anyway. Chris predicted a 3-0 win to Leeds, but then again were talking about Chris. My prediction is more unbiased, a 1-0 win to Arsenal in a scrappy game with few chances, from a Spurs supporter so there!

Daves Tedious Link
MC Lyte Cold Rock A Party - If you take away the MC you get light as in Ski Lite which is a type of yoghurt - Yoghurt contains bacteria as does Wills flat - Flat rhymes with Cat - Cats have four legs as do Cows - Cows make milk - Milk is delivered to the dairy - If you mix up the spelling you can also get diary as in the Diary Room in Big Brother - Big Brother is also the name of Oasis record label - Oasis have siblings in their group as do the Osmonds - Osmonds shares most of the letters in the word Almonds - Almonds are a type of nut - Nuts are the favoured food of squirrels - Squirrels have bushy tails as do foxes - Foxes make glacier mints - A different type of mince is used to make Shepherds Pie - The name Shepherd comes from the two words Sheep and Herd - Sheep like to hang out in hills and valleys and when you think of the valleys, you think of South Wales, home to Tom Jones, Stereophonics and of course The Manic Street Preachers - Which links us to Manic Street Preachers and La tristesse durera (scream to a sigh)

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