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- Thu May 08, 2003 6:04 pm
#241688
THE INTEGRATED REVIEW
Chris had Justin inserts that he played Thru The Show. Chris gave away tickets for Madonnas mini gig tommorrow. Chris hadnt heard such loud screaming, Dave said it was like a pant wetting frenzy for most of the females. Chris said that 30 girls stood waiting for Chris to give him autographs. The security guards waggled a light to move them on but instead shone it on Wills grey hair. Chris and the team went for a drink before the gig.
Chris - I went to the pub with Dave, Will, Aled, Scottie, Nino and Fergus Dudley, our executive producer and Fergus and Dave were sitting together having a pint, me and Will sitting with a pint... Aled opposite and girls coming up ans saying Can I have your autograph Chris?, Would you pose for a photo? and then this one girl goes Oh I love your show, would you have a photo?, Is Comedy Dave here, where is he, my boyfriend wants to bum him!. I said What beg your pardon.. She said My boyfriend wants to bum him again and I asked her if I thought what i thought that she said was true. I looked round and asked Dave to come up for a photo, he was gone.
Dave - I was speechless, attractive an invite it was, I was having just a quiet pint
Chris - And we were just laughing and giggling cos it was a funny thing and Aled had just gone quiet and I said Aled, are you ok and clapped my hands in front of him and he said Oh i was just daydreaming!
The team had no material today as they were up late last night and were tired. Chris played Kerin winning the comp again and said she was the complete opposite and was very reserved although she did said Is that Dave Pearce when Mr Vitty walked in the room. Chris said that Kerin squealing reminded him of something, he played Aled screaming. Chris asked Will to empty his pockets because Chris had to pay £40 for the Chicken yesterday. Will dropped just over £2 on the table. Chris went through Wills wallet on air, because for some reason he’s down £40 from yesterday and wants it returned. Yelling “mind the moths” as he searched, Chris found in Will’s wallet – a blockbusters card, one £10 note fresh out the machine, a donor card (Dave said that someone gets his kebab after he dies), a library card, plus a condom that had a use by date of 1988 and a load of Spanish receipts for things such as lapdanceoss and el blowoss dollos.
Chris took the complete piss out of the Dreem Teem advert for Freeview. Tony Blackburn had another update on the Im A Celebrity and Chris said that he might have been on the booze. Honest Jingle Justin has created a parody of ‘Do it with Madonna’, called ‘Do it with Chris Moyles’. They can’t play it in full today because of ‘dubious’ language, but from the little bit they played it will be well worth listening to tomorrow! Uglybob here is getting quite sick of them.
Colin Murray joined the team for a couple of minutes and didnt know anything about the Welsh and Scottish in the Nations tonight. Chris went back to the BBC Internal Phone Directory. For some reason, the person who says Fergus Dudley afterwards says it in the campest voice possible. Chris tried Georgina Bowman (Success), David Gorilla after the news. Georgina is going to a big awards do and shes wearing a little black number today. She said that all the males in suits today look like they are all going to court.
WILL AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR
to be done for tomorrow
Daves Tedious Link
LL Cool J - LL Cool J stands for Ladies love Cool J (actually its James, Dave) - Jay is what close friends of Justin Timberlake, like them, call him - Call Him sounds a bit like Colin as in Colin McCrae, the famous Rally Driver - Rally Driver rhymes with Minnie Driver - Minnie Driver shares the same Christian name of both Mini Me and Minnie Mouse - Minnie Mouse has big ears as does Gary Lineker - Gary Lineker likes crisps as does Lisa Riley - Lisa Riley shares her surname with Mark Riley - Mark Riley is better known as lard - Lard rhymes with Bard - William Shakespeare was a famous bard - Shakespeares Sister were an early 90's duo consisting of Marcella Detroit and Siobhan Fahey from Bananarama - Bananarama featured on Band Aids Do They Know its Xmas in 1994 alongside a whole load of famous groups and singers including... Duran Duran - Which links us to Duran Duran and The Reflex
Chris had Justin inserts that he played Thru The Show. Chris gave away tickets for Madonnas mini gig tommorrow. Chris hadnt heard such loud screaming, Dave said it was like a pant wetting frenzy for most of the females. Chris said that 30 girls stood waiting for Chris to give him autographs. The security guards waggled a light to move them on but instead shone it on Wills grey hair. Chris and the team went for a drink before the gig.
Chris - I went to the pub with Dave, Will, Aled, Scottie, Nino and Fergus Dudley, our executive producer and Fergus and Dave were sitting together having a pint, me and Will sitting with a pint... Aled opposite and girls coming up ans saying Can I have your autograph Chris?, Would you pose for a photo? and then this one girl goes Oh I love your show, would you have a photo?, Is Comedy Dave here, where is he, my boyfriend wants to bum him!. I said What beg your pardon.. She said My boyfriend wants to bum him again and I asked her if I thought what i thought that she said was true. I looked round and asked Dave to come up for a photo, he was gone.
Dave - I was speechless, attractive an invite it was, I was having just a quiet pint
Chris - And we were just laughing and giggling cos it was a funny thing and Aled had just gone quiet and I said Aled, are you ok and clapped my hands in front of him and he said Oh i was just daydreaming!
The team had no material today as they were up late last night and were tired. Chris played Kerin winning the comp again and said she was the complete opposite and was very reserved although she did said Is that Dave Pearce when Mr Vitty walked in the room. Chris said that Kerin squealing reminded him of something, he played Aled screaming. Chris asked Will to empty his pockets because Chris had to pay £40 for the Chicken yesterday. Will dropped just over £2 on the table. Chris went through Wills wallet on air, because for some reason he’s down £40 from yesterday and wants it returned. Yelling “mind the moths” as he searched, Chris found in Will’s wallet – a blockbusters card, one £10 note fresh out the machine, a donor card (Dave said that someone gets his kebab after he dies), a library card, plus a condom that had a use by date of 1988 and a load of Spanish receipts for things such as lapdanceoss and el blowoss dollos.
Chris took the complete piss out of the Dreem Teem advert for Freeview. Tony Blackburn had another update on the Im A Celebrity and Chris said that he might have been on the booze. Honest Jingle Justin has created a parody of ‘Do it with Madonna’, called ‘Do it with Chris Moyles’. They can’t play it in full today because of ‘dubious’ language, but from the little bit they played it will be well worth listening to tomorrow! Uglybob here is getting quite sick of them.
Colin Murray joined the team for a couple of minutes and didnt know anything about the Welsh and Scottish in the Nations tonight. Chris went back to the BBC Internal Phone Directory. For some reason, the person who says Fergus Dudley afterwards says it in the campest voice possible. Chris tried Georgina Bowman (Success), David Gorilla after the news. Georgina is going to a big awards do and shes wearing a little black number today. She said that all the males in suits today look like they are all going to court.
WILL AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR
to be done for tomorrow
Daves Tedious Link
LL Cool J - LL Cool J stands for Ladies love Cool J (actually its James, Dave) - Jay is what close friends of Justin Timberlake, like them, call him - Call Him sounds a bit like Colin as in Colin McCrae, the famous Rally Driver - Rally Driver rhymes with Minnie Driver - Minnie Driver shares the same Christian name of both Mini Me and Minnie Mouse - Minnie Mouse has big ears as does Gary Lineker - Gary Lineker likes crisps as does Lisa Riley - Lisa Riley shares her surname with Mark Riley - Mark Riley is better known as lard - Lard rhymes with Bard - William Shakespeare was a famous bard - Shakespeares Sister were an early 90's duo consisting of Marcella Detroit and Siobhan Fahey from Bananarama - Bananarama featured on Band Aids Do They Know its Xmas in 1994 alongside a whole load of famous groups and singers including... Duran Duran - Which links us to Duran Duran and The Reflex
