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Chris was watching the football last night and he thought the match was boring. His Sky box is on the blink so the 'Curse of Big Brother' documentary didn't record which Chris was annoyed about.
Dave told him he didn't really miss much but Chris said he was looking forward to it. Former Big Brother contestants, Stuart and Dean guested on today's show. They brought in a special present for Chris - a Leeds United Tea Bag Bin. Stuart had the cheek to charge him £5 for it!
Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq was on the show again today, I’m guessing this is going to be a regular Friday thing as it’s good promotion for BBC, and also Paddy shares the same agent as Chris. Chris isn’t very impressed that Dave is worth 1p more than him. This weeks tips were to buy Davina McCall, David Beckham, Keanu Reeves and John Leslie. Paddy also advises keeping your number of celebs small.
Dominic Byrne, from Radio One Entertainment was meant to be just outside the Big Brother house live talking to Chris. Except security wouldn’t let him in, so he’s in the nearby Tesco’s reporting on a lot of cars, and a lot of shoppers. Though don’t worry, he can see the house from there. And he’s getting very wet.
Chris made the shocking revelation that he knew one of the contestants that was going in the house. He also said that there was something with the Radio 1 logo on it hidden in the house, that a mate of a mate who’s a security guard has hidden it for them. And there’s even more! Chris reveals………that all of the above is a lie, but he felt the report needed a bit of livening up as it was done from Tesco’s with no information. You couldn’t see it coming could ya?

Viaduct with Squeaky Kate against Stuart from BB2

1. Whats the plural of Jonny?
2. You wear these when you do the washing up, rubber --------?
3. These are what you wear on your ears to protect them from the cold, ear -----?
4. This is what Americans call a Fanny?
5. What do you get when you put the words Moon and Face together?
6. Famous pop starlet ------ Ellis Bextor?
7. Complete the name of this well know potato, ---- Edward?
8. Todays an exciting day as its the return to the show of BB Who?
9. Complete the title of this anthem, --- Save The Queen?
10. Whos the manager of Everton?
11. This is a famous label ---- Boss?
12. Whats the first name of Paul McCartneys fashion designer daughter?
13. This is the type of booze you put in trifle?
14. Leader of the country is ---- Blair?
15. Complete this well known phrase Sweet ----- Adams
16. What girls name comes before Winslet and Bush?
17. Who has the silliest voice in the world?
THATS THE END OF THE QUIZ
Kate won the top 5 DVDs
5. The Good Girl
4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Matrix Revisited
2. Bowling For Columbine
1. Die Another Day

Chris asked Aled about the DVDs they gave away. When Chris asked Aled if there were any decent DVD's the other day and he said no. He asked where his share was. Chris told him to say they got lost in the post.

BB ALED
12 Housemates
The 12 housemates faces printed in the Sun were false.
The website is http://WWW.CHANNEL4.COM/BIGBROTHER
Unconfirmed rumours are that a celeb will appear sometime during the show. It has occurred on worldwide BB shows. Diego Maradona featured on the Argentinian show for a day. Also there is supposed to be an attic and a bar.
£70,000 is still the prize money. There is rumoured to be a pig in it this year. Well Jade was in it last year so they need to compensate for her not being there.
Back to basics - more chickens, more vegetables, weekly tasks are back, no divide.
They have to bet at least 50% on their tasks now.
Big Brother Little Brother has been promoted to Channel 4.
Chris doesnt see the point of having the chickens there.

Daves Tedious Link
Soul II Soul - Back To Life - Back to life is another way of saying reincarnation - Take away the rein and you get carnation which are famous for making condensed milk - The word milk contains many of the same letters as the word Kiln which is a stone oven fired to make pottery - Pottery rhymes with lottery or lotto as its now known - Lotto is advertised by Billy Connolly - Billy Connolly has long hair as does David Seaman - David Seaman has a moustache and in that respects is not disimilar to Tom Selleck - Tom Selleck starred as Magnum and drove a ferrari as does Simon Cowell - Cowell rhymes with Powell as in Jenny Powell who used to be Nicky Campbells assistant on Wheel OF Fortune - Fortune favours the brave - A brave is a type of American Indian and before the days of Calor Gas, American Indians used to have to light a fire using just a strike of a match to keep them warm, do you get cold out there?, U Sure Do - which links us to Strike and U Sure Do

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