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- Tue May 27, 2003 5:21 pm
#241700
Chris and Dave congratulated the Promoted teams from the play-offs – Wolves into Premiership (Yay!), Cardiff into Division 1 and Bournemouth into Division 2.
Aled and Chris have both got new video messaging phones and have spent the weekend sending videos to each other. Aled sent Chris a video of a man undressing from what I could gather, as Chris wasn’t actually allowed to describe it, but Aled wouldn’t confirm if it was him or not. He also sent Chris a video of the girls that live in the flat downstairs flashing their bras. From what they were saying I don’t think they were exactly attractive.
BB ALED RETURNS with Uglybobs thoughts
Anoushka is the clear favourite for me because she likes showing flesh and annoying people.
Ray is the bookies favourite, hes from Dublin and at 9/2 is quite a good price. UK people like a rogueish Irish accent, sure thats the only reason why Ballykissangel stayed on for so long.
Agree with Chris in that Cameron speaks like a Welsh person although he isnt from there. There is a pedalo challenge. Jon has to go out because he is a dull and boring. VOTE JON OUT. Keep Anoushka in, she looks good in a bikini. The weekly tasks are back and this week they have to pedal non stop on a pedalo for 72 hours. Tanya is rumoured to have shagged Peter Andre so Chris played some Andre clips. Aled said that Peter Andre owes him a Ribena (coded for ?, dunno you make your own ideas). Sissy (stupid name) is getting emotional so she could be the new Sunita. The Diary Room chair has been broken by the housemates. Anoushka bathed naked in the water and tried to turn on Cameron.
Proof being that BBC3 is desperate for viewers shown again as they are repeating The Office on it and repeating the exceptionally poor This Is Dom Joly. Viaduct was a draw so both eejits are back tomorrow, one was a Boarding school 17 year old with a sports car and whose daddy owns a factory in China. She should be crocheting and listening to Radio 4 surely. I hate rich people, you can tell, cant you. She doesnt need a free DVD, she can probably buy a whole Blockbuster store.
Chris fell off the wagon after going for 12 nights and he also missed training today. Chris wont be here on Friday, Colin and Edith deputise which is far, far better than Emma Bland cow presenting. Get back to voicing the next DFS Sale love. Must end this Monday. Best bit of the show was when Chris asked for Chili Peppers and Eminem as the last record and asked the callers what they wanted. Callers started taking the piss, the final vote was a loud burp, the final final vote was Jemini (or he said Jemima), the final final final vote wanted Slipknot. At last someone said Eminem.
Daves Tedious Link
Strike U Sure Do - Strike is what the Firefighters had to do recently as part of their industrial dispute - Dispute sounds a bit like Das Boot which was a German film about a submarine - Submariners are able to see what is happening above the water with the aid of a periscope - Periscope rhymes with Telescope which is what people like Patrick Moore use to look up into Space = Patrick Moore shares his surname with Roger Moore - Roger Moore was a former James Bond - James Bond drives an Aston Martin as does Rio Ferdinand - Rio Ferdinand is related to Les Ferdinand - Les Ferdinand knows Dani Behr - Dani Behr shares her surname with Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear is mates with Bubu - Bubu rhymes with Lulu who had a number 1 exactly 10 ten years ago with Take That with Relight My Fire and the next year was 1994 and Jamiroquai with Return of the Space Cowboy (Yes, very poor last piece of a link, it wasnt even tedious... and i would have preferred Relight My Fire).
Aled and Chris have both got new video messaging phones and have spent the weekend sending videos to each other. Aled sent Chris a video of a man undressing from what I could gather, as Chris wasn’t actually allowed to describe it, but Aled wouldn’t confirm if it was him or not. He also sent Chris a video of the girls that live in the flat downstairs flashing their bras. From what they were saying I don’t think they were exactly attractive.
BB ALED RETURNS with Uglybobs thoughts
Anoushka is the clear favourite for me because she likes showing flesh and annoying people.
Ray is the bookies favourite, hes from Dublin and at 9/2 is quite a good price. UK people like a rogueish Irish accent, sure thats the only reason why Ballykissangel stayed on for so long.
Agree with Chris in that Cameron speaks like a Welsh person although he isnt from there. There is a pedalo challenge. Jon has to go out because he is a dull and boring. VOTE JON OUT. Keep Anoushka in, she looks good in a bikini. The weekly tasks are back and this week they have to pedal non stop on a pedalo for 72 hours. Tanya is rumoured to have shagged Peter Andre so Chris played some Andre clips. Aled said that Peter Andre owes him a Ribena (coded for ?, dunno you make your own ideas). Sissy (stupid name) is getting emotional so she could be the new Sunita. The Diary Room chair has been broken by the housemates. Anoushka bathed naked in the water and tried to turn on Cameron.
Proof being that BBC3 is desperate for viewers shown again as they are repeating The Office on it and repeating the exceptionally poor This Is Dom Joly. Viaduct was a draw so both eejits are back tomorrow, one was a Boarding school 17 year old with a sports car and whose daddy owns a factory in China. She should be crocheting and listening to Radio 4 surely. I hate rich people, you can tell, cant you. She doesnt need a free DVD, she can probably buy a whole Blockbuster store.
Chris fell off the wagon after going for 12 nights and he also missed training today. Chris wont be here on Friday, Colin and Edith deputise which is far, far better than Emma Bland cow presenting. Get back to voicing the next DFS Sale love. Must end this Monday. Best bit of the show was when Chris asked for Chili Peppers and Eminem as the last record and asked the callers what they wanted. Callers started taking the piss, the final vote was a loud burp, the final final vote was Jemini (or he said Jemima), the final final final vote wanted Slipknot. At last someone said Eminem.
Daves Tedious Link
Strike U Sure Do - Strike is what the Firefighters had to do recently as part of their industrial dispute - Dispute sounds a bit like Das Boot which was a German film about a submarine - Submariners are able to see what is happening above the water with the aid of a periscope - Periscope rhymes with Telescope which is what people like Patrick Moore use to look up into Space = Patrick Moore shares his surname with Roger Moore - Roger Moore was a former James Bond - James Bond drives an Aston Martin as does Rio Ferdinand - Rio Ferdinand is related to Les Ferdinand - Les Ferdinand knows Dani Behr - Dani Behr shares her surname with Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear is mates with Bubu - Bubu rhymes with Lulu who had a number 1 exactly 10 ten years ago with Take That with Relight My Fire and the next year was 1994 and Jamiroquai with Return of the Space Cowboy (Yes, very poor last piece of a link, it wasnt even tedious... and i would have preferred Relight My Fire).
