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- Wed Jun 04, 2003 7:14 pm
#241706
Chris watched the football last night between England and Serbia & Montenegro and he decided to listen to the commentry from the ‘Fanzone’. Emile Heskey was given the captain’s armband, which the 2 fans said was an absolute joke. Dave commented that it was only because the match was in Leicester. During the second half of the match, people threw paper planes onto the pitch. The commentators thought it was a dead pigeon. A voice over the tannoy told people to stop throwing paper planes onto the pitch, at which point hundreds of planes were thrown.
Chris talked about the new series of Spooks. He said as soon as Spooks came on the TV, his girlfriend started talking to him. He said he always seems to attract girls who talk during his favourite TV programmes. He said it’s not too bad if it’s on video, because you can pause the playback while she speaks, but in doing this his girlfriend tells him to forget it, as though it’s rude to pause your favourite programme while your girlfriend is speaking.
VIADUCT
Ian, a Man Utd fan, well a bit part Man Utd fan, who wont be welcome back in Old Trafford as he was told to chant Leeds words if he wanted to stay on, he duly obliged VERSUS Vicky, the teacher who can put on a sexy voice whenever she wants to and is most proud of her buttocks.
DRAW=BOTH BACK TOMORROW
BB ALED
Scott, Federico and Ray are in a clique.
Jon voted for Justine because she consumes a lot and that theres more food if she left. Justine cried when she found out and Jon felt non plussed. Chris wants Jon to stay because Justine is dull.
Jon thinks that Justine is consuming too much Tomato Sauce. Jon offered to have a chat with the rest of the housemates but it hasnt happened it. Cameron had a stash of fudge under his bed, Tania asked if there was any left and he said yes, then said he didnt have any, Federico chipped in and said he had and then Tania had a strop.
Chris said he would sleep through the klaxon and would fail the task. Jon decided to try and wake them up at 8am and only one moved and 10 to 9, the klaxon sounded and they were all in bed and they nearly failed the task.
Daves Tedious Link
Take That Never Forget - The ability to never forget is something you commonly associate with elephants - Elephants have big ears and teeth as does Luke Chadwick - Luke Chadwick shares his christan name with Luke Skywalker - Luke Skywalker was mates with Princess Leia - Layo is mates with Bushwacka - Bushwacka should not be mistaken for Bushtucker man who is an Aussie cult famous for marauding through the bush looking for wichety grubs and other edible vermin - Vermin shares many of the same letters as the word Vernon - Vernon Kaye is getting married to Tess Daly - Tess Daly shares her surname with Arthur Daley - Arthur Daley is from London as is John Lydon - John Lydon was better known as Johnny Rotten and he fronted the Sex Pistols - Which links us almost inevitably to The Sex Pistols and Anarchy In The UK.
Chris talked about the new series of Spooks. He said as soon as Spooks came on the TV, his girlfriend started talking to him. He said he always seems to attract girls who talk during his favourite TV programmes. He said it’s not too bad if it’s on video, because you can pause the playback while she speaks, but in doing this his girlfriend tells him to forget it, as though it’s rude to pause your favourite programme while your girlfriend is speaking.
VIADUCT
Ian, a Man Utd fan, well a bit part Man Utd fan, who wont be welcome back in Old Trafford as he was told to chant Leeds words if he wanted to stay on, he duly obliged VERSUS Vicky, the teacher who can put on a sexy voice whenever she wants to and is most proud of her buttocks.
DRAW=BOTH BACK TOMORROW
BB ALED
Scott, Federico and Ray are in a clique.
Jon voted for Justine because she consumes a lot and that theres more food if she left. Justine cried when she found out and Jon felt non plussed. Chris wants Jon to stay because Justine is dull.
Jon thinks that Justine is consuming too much Tomato Sauce. Jon offered to have a chat with the rest of the housemates but it hasnt happened it. Cameron had a stash of fudge under his bed, Tania asked if there was any left and he said yes, then said he didnt have any, Federico chipped in and said he had and then Tania had a strop.
Chris said he would sleep through the klaxon and would fail the task. Jon decided to try and wake them up at 8am and only one moved and 10 to 9, the klaxon sounded and they were all in bed and they nearly failed the task.
Daves Tedious Link
Take That Never Forget - The ability to never forget is something you commonly associate with elephants - Elephants have big ears and teeth as does Luke Chadwick - Luke Chadwick shares his christan name with Luke Skywalker - Luke Skywalker was mates with Princess Leia - Layo is mates with Bushwacka - Bushwacka should not be mistaken for Bushtucker man who is an Aussie cult famous for marauding through the bush looking for wichety grubs and other edible vermin - Vermin shares many of the same letters as the word Vernon - Vernon Kaye is getting married to Tess Daly - Tess Daly shares her surname with Arthur Daley - Arthur Daley is from London as is John Lydon - John Lydon was better known as Johnny Rotten and he fronted the Sex Pistols - Which links us almost inevitably to The Sex Pistols and Anarchy In The UK.
