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- Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:40 pm
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1. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction, 2. No Doubt - Hey Baby, 3. Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent, 4. Joe Budden - Pump It Up, NEWS, 5. Beyonce - Crazy In Love, 6. Radiohead - Go To Sleep, 7. Jason Nevins - Im In Heaven, 8. Sugababes - Round Round, 9. Craig David - Spanish, 10. Coldplay - God Put A Smile On Your Face, 11. Lasgo - Something, 12. Graffiti - What Is The Problem, 13. Kosheen - All In My Head, NEWS, 14. Madonna - Music, 15. Deepest Blue - Deepest Blue, 16. Robbie Williams - Something Beautiful, 17. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi, NEWS, 18. Eminem - Business, 19. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It, 20. Good Charlotte - The Anthem, 21. Spin Doctors - Two Princes, 22. Misteeq - Scandalous, 23. Junior senior - Rhythm Bandits
Show started off with a Cameron Prank Call to I think Big Brother Steph. Back to the old music again. Aled didnt join the stag do. Chris said that Dave probably wouldnt remember if he was there anyway. Chris said he needed a week off after the drink. Dave felt increasingly sick as he went on a Stella rampage yesterday. His fiancee texted Chris to ask where Dave was as he was still in Bournemouth. Dave sounded like he wanted to burp every time he spoke. They went to a Quad biking place in Gorkham. They went out to eat on Saturday night at a Chinese Restaurant. They had pictures of celebrities who had dined there. Chris was expecting to be asked for his picture but they came back and said that they were fully booked and to come back at ten, but it was 7:30. Somebody very famous later on in the week phoned mid link. They decided to go to Angelina's which they described as very nice. Chris said Will sleeps funny. Will has to have one leg out of the duvet. Will said he knew that they were about because they kept knocking the wall beside him and that they came in to the room pretending to be quiet but their quiet was like a bull in a china shop. Chris thought of pouring water over him. The floorboard in the hotel were really creaky. Chris drunk, took his shoes off in the lift and thought of throwing the shoes at Wills head. Jamesie still drank up to 9:30am on a Saturday morning. There was no nudity. It was just pure drinking. Scott Mills dj'ed and said that there was Radio 1 people on the balcony and that they were up for sex, which meant that 80 males came up to the balcony and not one woman. Chris bar bill he thinks was made up. It was exactly ten pounds.
Daves was nearly £200. Chris read out an email said that Dr Mark has now got Phallophobia because he was scared of Wills hard on. As is stands Steph is on after 4. Ray is on tomorrow. Tickle will be on the show this week. Scott wanted to come on the show. They cant get hold of Cameron. It looks like Cameron is looking for a fee. Chris was worried that Ray will say after his interview Do you want to go for a pint. Chris thought that Dave would be a good shield after his stellar performance at the weekend.
Will trailed a Robbie competition whilst Chris chewed on some spaghetti. It was called Saying Sumthin Stupid which basically is one of the DJ's saying a comment that Robbie said about someone or something. you had to guess what he was on about. Chris watched a bit of Fame Academy and said that the standard was pretty poor. He said 3 didnt deserve to be breathing let alone singing. There was some eejit trying to sing Shes The One and he did it in the most dull uninspiring voice ever. He made Robbie look like Elvis. Chris and the team are at Knebworth on Friday backstage.
STEPH INTERVIEW
* Steph made mince pies for the Diary Room for the crew and a worker that Chris knew sent him a text to thank her.
* She didnt like the kitchen floor because he it was so dirty.
* Chris said he couldnt cope because there is no washing machine. She said that it is therapuetic plus for the fact that they are bored and it gives them something to do.
* Chris said she was a nightmare when she was drunk. Chris thought the row with Ray was funny.
* She said its the brownest ever she has ever been but the whitest bum.
* Her three favourite people were Tania, Gos and Cameron.
* Steph got to sleep at 6am on Saturday morning.
* Steph plans to go to Orkney and she finds Camerons brother handsome but has said that there is no romance with Cameron.
* Ray is F****** coming in tomorrow for f***'s sake.
* She is from Redditch which is half an hour from Birmingham.
Robbie Prize
Scott Mills read this out Maybe I should call a truce. We'd probably have sex, thats what this is all about, isnt it? I want him to be greatful for it, lets get it out in the open. I want to shag him
Karen from Steph correctly guessed Liam Gallagher and she said Oh My God, for a second I thought Helen from Big Brother had got on.
BB ALED
Aled isnt happy that Cameron won. He said that he said that the audience was flat and not so as exciting. Aled thought the press conferences were weird. Jon backtracked on Cameron. He said he couldnt be horrible because they were too nice. The 4 were split into 2, Steph and Scott whilst it was Cameron and Ray. Noone picked up the fact that Aled said to all the guests that the show supported them. Aled bought presents for the four people. Aled bought Steph some Mr Sheen and a picture of Nush framed for Scott. Aled couldnt really say the word Liverpudlian. All Ray was asked about was his masturbation. Chris doesnt feel sorry for him because he is hung like a horse.
All Cameron had was questions about God. Chris found it funny that . Ray worked for Shizam who conducted a poll about most annoying DJ and it was Chris but he didnt agree with the results. Aled gave him some beer and some Vodka shots. Aled gave Cameron a hug and an Orange Juice.
BB ALED IS DEAD. (no not really but his reign is over). Will sits out in the Live Lounge whilst BB Aled is on the air as he finds it so boring. He said that he reads Aled emails and answers the phones
Daves Tedious Link
Leftfield/Lydon Open Up - John Lydon was the frontman of Leftfield - John Lydon now resides in America as does Arnold Scwarzenegger - Arnold starred in Twins alongside Danny De Vito - Danny De Vito is married to Rhea Perlman who played Carla in Cheers - Cheers also starred Ted Danson who was in Three Men and a Baby alongside Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck - Tom Selleck was in Magnum and drove a red Ferrari - Red Ferrari's are a passion for Chris Rea - Chris Rea had a big hit with the song Auberge - Auberge is like a French country house - Country House was sung by Blur - Blurs frontman Damon Albarn lives in Colchester as does Steve Lamacq - Steve Lamacq has neatly styled hair, something he shares in common with Tony Blair and Tony Blair likes to surround himself with spin doctors - Which links us to Spin Doctors and Two Princes
The Flaws
1. John Lydon only guested on one track on Leftfields album. Leftfield are comprised of two people, the names escape me however.
2. Auberge is a Youth Hostel.
3. Damon Albarn is from Chelmsford.
Show started off with a Cameron Prank Call to I think Big Brother Steph. Back to the old music again. Aled didnt join the stag do. Chris said that Dave probably wouldnt remember if he was there anyway. Chris said he needed a week off after the drink. Dave felt increasingly sick as he went on a Stella rampage yesterday. His fiancee texted Chris to ask where Dave was as he was still in Bournemouth. Dave sounded like he wanted to burp every time he spoke. They went to a Quad biking place in Gorkham. They went out to eat on Saturday night at a Chinese Restaurant. They had pictures of celebrities who had dined there. Chris was expecting to be asked for his picture but they came back and said that they were fully booked and to come back at ten, but it was 7:30. Somebody very famous later on in the week phoned mid link. They decided to go to Angelina's which they described as very nice. Chris said Will sleeps funny. Will has to have one leg out of the duvet. Will said he knew that they were about because they kept knocking the wall beside him and that they came in to the room pretending to be quiet but their quiet was like a bull in a china shop. Chris thought of pouring water over him. The floorboard in the hotel were really creaky. Chris drunk, took his shoes off in the lift and thought of throwing the shoes at Wills head. Jamesie still drank up to 9:30am on a Saturday morning. There was no nudity. It was just pure drinking. Scott Mills dj'ed and said that there was Radio 1 people on the balcony and that they were up for sex, which meant that 80 males came up to the balcony and not one woman. Chris bar bill he thinks was made up. It was exactly ten pounds.
Daves was nearly £200. Chris read out an email said that Dr Mark has now got Phallophobia because he was scared of Wills hard on. As is stands Steph is on after 4. Ray is on tomorrow. Tickle will be on the show this week. Scott wanted to come on the show. They cant get hold of Cameron. It looks like Cameron is looking for a fee. Chris was worried that Ray will say after his interview Do you want to go for a pint. Chris thought that Dave would be a good shield after his stellar performance at the weekend.
Will trailed a Robbie competition whilst Chris chewed on some spaghetti. It was called Saying Sumthin Stupid which basically is one of the DJ's saying a comment that Robbie said about someone or something. you had to guess what he was on about. Chris watched a bit of Fame Academy and said that the standard was pretty poor. He said 3 didnt deserve to be breathing let alone singing. There was some eejit trying to sing Shes The One and he did it in the most dull uninspiring voice ever. He made Robbie look like Elvis. Chris and the team are at Knebworth on Friday backstage.
STEPH INTERVIEW
* Steph made mince pies for the Diary Room for the crew and a worker that Chris knew sent him a text to thank her.
* She didnt like the kitchen floor because he it was so dirty.
* Chris said he couldnt cope because there is no washing machine. She said that it is therapuetic plus for the fact that they are bored and it gives them something to do.
* Chris said she was a nightmare when she was drunk. Chris thought the row with Ray was funny.
* She said its the brownest ever she has ever been but the whitest bum.
* Her three favourite people were Tania, Gos and Cameron.
* Steph got to sleep at 6am on Saturday morning.
* Steph plans to go to Orkney and she finds Camerons brother handsome but has said that there is no romance with Cameron.
* Ray is F****** coming in tomorrow for f***'s sake.
* She is from Redditch which is half an hour from Birmingham.
Robbie Prize
Scott Mills read this out Maybe I should call a truce. We'd probably have sex, thats what this is all about, isnt it? I want him to be greatful for it, lets get it out in the open. I want to shag him
Karen from Steph correctly guessed Liam Gallagher and she said Oh My God, for a second I thought Helen from Big Brother had got on.
BB ALED
Aled isnt happy that Cameron won. He said that he said that the audience was flat and not so as exciting. Aled thought the press conferences were weird. Jon backtracked on Cameron. He said he couldnt be horrible because they were too nice. The 4 were split into 2, Steph and Scott whilst it was Cameron and Ray. Noone picked up the fact that Aled said to all the guests that the show supported them. Aled bought presents for the four people. Aled bought Steph some Mr Sheen and a picture of Nush framed for Scott. Aled couldnt really say the word Liverpudlian. All Ray was asked about was his masturbation. Chris doesnt feel sorry for him because he is hung like a horse.
All Cameron had was questions about God. Chris found it funny that . Ray worked for Shizam who conducted a poll about most annoying DJ and it was Chris but he didnt agree with the results. Aled gave him some beer and some Vodka shots. Aled gave Cameron a hug and an Orange Juice.
BB ALED IS DEAD. (no not really but his reign is over). Will sits out in the Live Lounge whilst BB Aled is on the air as he finds it so boring. He said that he reads Aled emails and answers the phones
Daves Tedious Link
Leftfield/Lydon Open Up - John Lydon was the frontman of Leftfield - John Lydon now resides in America as does Arnold Scwarzenegger - Arnold starred in Twins alongside Danny De Vito - Danny De Vito is married to Rhea Perlman who played Carla in Cheers - Cheers also starred Ted Danson who was in Three Men and a Baby alongside Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck - Tom Selleck was in Magnum and drove a red Ferrari - Red Ferrari's are a passion for Chris Rea - Chris Rea had a big hit with the song Auberge - Auberge is like a French country house - Country House was sung by Blur - Blurs frontman Damon Albarn lives in Colchester as does Steve Lamacq - Steve Lamacq has neatly styled hair, something he shares in common with Tony Blair and Tony Blair likes to surround himself with spin doctors - Which links us to Spin Doctors and Two Princes
The Flaws
1. John Lydon only guested on one track on Leftfields album. Leftfield are comprised of two people, the names escape me however.
2. Auberge is a Youth Hostel.
3. Damon Albarn is from Chelmsford.
