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- Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:06 pm
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1. Beyonce - Crazy In Love, 2. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy, 3. Funeral For A Friend - Juneau, 4. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 5. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, NEWS, 6. Coldplay - God Put A Smile On My Face, 7. Richard X feat Kelis - Finest, 8. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 9. Kings Of Leon - Mollys Chambers, 10. Deepest Blue - Deepest Blue, 11. Cam'ron - Hey Ma, 12. Elbow - Fallen Angel, 13. Misteeq - Cant Get It Back, 14. Dido - White Flag, NEWS, 15. Eminem - Business, 16. Lumidee - Never Leave, 17. Robbie Williams - Something Beautiful, 18. Elton John - Are You Ready For Love (THIS IS A-LISTED), NEWS, 19. Jamieson - Complete, 20. Travis - Sing, 21. Lemar - Dance With You, 22. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet, 23. Sub Sub feat Melanie Williams - Aint No Love, Aint No Use, 24. Stereophonics - Maybe Tommorrow, 25. Busted - Sleeping With The Light On
Days after a drunken snog at the BB wrap party, Ray and Tania are now an item. The pair have told friends and family that they are seeing each other, according to reports. When I first saw Tania, I thought she was amazing, said Ray earlier this week. She's very outgoing, likes socialising, clubbing and having a good time, which is what I'm definitely up for. Federico has been banned from appearing on RI:SE because of his constant swearing, according to reports. Fed apparently ignored warnings from producers of the show about use of profanities whilst live on air, causing them to give him the axe to avoid a fine.
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Aled was off on another holiday. Boy hair Ellie is showing some cleavage today and standing in for him. They were out training today and Ellie wasnt really good at football but she did score a lot of goals, granted they were all tap ins. Dave stayed in last night and watched telly. He watched some programme about autism and Corrie with the missus. Chris found out something about his girlfriend that he never knew. He said it was like Camerons secret, you know everyone wanted to know for 2 weeks and then when he revealed it, it sucked and wasnt interesting at all. Chris will reveal it tomorrow. He thought it was quite interesting. Will thought she was related to someone famous. Dave said hopefully it wasnt Chris she was related to because that would just be wrong. Will suggested that they played the Weird Al track about that subject.
Its amazing how many twats ring up the station. There I am getting really annoyed that they are constantly plugging Robbie Williams after every 2 tracks, Chris picked up the phone twice and he got 2 eejits asking how they could win tickets to see Robbie. I would love to give the people who ring in an IQ test, but then again they probably cant spell IQ. Chris picked another line and had some Metallica fan asking for him to play a track. He must not listen to Radio 1 much. Chris said he met Chris Martin at an airport where he also saw Gwyneth Paltrow. It was before the couple were outed as being together.
John Leslie had been cleared today of the sex allegations he faced. Chris said he was pleased for him and that his life can get back to some normality. Georgina sort of refused to get involved like the professional that she is and moved the subject onto Robbie (yawn) again.
Big Blubber 2 - The Final Push - Week 5 of the Sextathlon
4th - Dave - 2pts (31 points)
3rd - Will - 4pts (19 points)
2nd - Chris - 6pts (26 points)
1st - Aled - 10 (34 points)
Gym Lady Jane rejoined the team after coming back from her tax evasing schemes for one week only. She was impressed with their attitudes but she sees that theyre ability to complain and change routines was still evident.
Aled - Aled started this event on the back of 2 consecutive wins and was hungry to achieve his hatrick. He began his campaign in style winning the days first agility event by half a second. Aleds light footedness and high ability to shuffle enabled him to have an edge over the rest of his team for many of the drills encountered. His inability to follow instructions and his finicky countdown starts were the only obstacles that could prevent him winning certain victory.
Will - With Gym Lady Jane present Will appeared keen to demonstrate his new improved running prowess. Unfortunately he had serious problems rounding the courses cones and often found himself drifting wayward costing him valuable time. In addition Wills go go gadget legs appeared unable to cope with lateral shuffles and his lack of rhythm was painful to watch. In the final sprint event, Wills legs did find form and he impressively dead heated with sprint specialist Aled.
Dave - May have blown his chances of winning after this weeks debacle. Was heavily hungover after his stag do at the weekend and after the third stage of the first task, pulled a whitey and drank water and pineapple chunks.
Chris - Chris was dead keen to get the speed and agility routines under away this week knowing he needed to fare well and score some points. As always Chris proved to be the real grafter of the group and pushed hard to try and get top spot. His sprint speed was top notch but unfortunately his lateral shuffling cost him valuable time. To his credit, Chris was the only member of the team to stay on his feet when rounding the cones proving he can mix with the best of him.
Chris said that Sean Paul sang in a different language. Dave said that he said the line Cheese up in my head. Will wouldnt cough up a pound on a bet with Dave on what the next advert would be. Chris said that Wes recorded todays Sumthin Stupid and proceeded to take the piss out of him saying that he will be hosting TV Nightmares 22 on ITV soon.
(4:18pm) Chris is in an Asian flavas magazine with an interview on Bobby Friction. The twosome were in the other studio recording their Saturday night show and Chris said Bobby Friction sounded like a club entertainer. Chris tried Bobby Friction & Nihal on the internal phone system. Chris said Nihal and it came back with a really long African sounding name. A Sound Vault clip. Bobby Friction came out as Barbara Slater. Chris tried out Superheroes with Spiderman coming out as David Tate and Robert Hall is The Incredible Hulk.
Karen from the Scottish Borders correctly guessed Jonathan Wilkes in Sayin Sumthin Stupid competition. Wes sounded like someone was tickling his testicles while he spoke. Chris put on the Scots accent. He inputted some Cameron clips to further the Scottish stereotype. Karen said she would love to blow raspberries on Chris belly.
Chris was less confident about getting on stage with Robbie until David Garido offered a fiver bet. Dave said he would up the bet to a tenner. Chris wanted Dave to Shake it Bitch to the Elton John song.
Chris wanted the buying public to go out and get Robbie Williams single so that he is number 1 on Sunday night at Knebworth. Chris hoped it would win the station a Sony Award for their great timing. When Robbie had his first solo number 1 Millennium, in 1998, he found out when he was at Radio 1 live event in Cardiff. Chris fancied a few pints tonight but he was thinking of going off the booze for a month. Will said no because he didnt like him when he was all sobered up because he gets narked easily. Dave said he couldnt go off the booze because it was his wedding in less than a month. Dave remembers when his wedding day falls on because it clashes with the date of the Everton VS Fulham game. Dave said that the last wedding he went to was in 1996 (wrong Dave, you went Zoe and Normans) and that in the reception he had earphones on listening to the Spain England penalty shoot out and shouted everytime someone scored or missed. Dave said he hoped that his honeymoon suite has Sky Sports because the Everton Liverpool game is on a week after the Fulham match. Chris said he could persuade Robbie to sing at Daves wedding. Dave said that she would settle for Busted. She doesnt know that he is going to watch the Man Utd Newcastle game before the wedding starts. He said that if the service is quick he could get to Final Score in time. Chris got round to talking about Wills mucky video collection with the usual list of films like Jurassic Pork, Erotic Blair Witch Project and Ally McFeel.
Daves Tedious Link
Black Crowes Hard To Handle - Black Crowes frontman is Chris Robinson who is married to Kate Hudson - Hudson Hawk was a 1991 film starring Bruce Willis who also voiced a baby in Look Who's Talking - Talking Heads were fronted by David Byrne who was guest vocalist for Lazy, The Xpress 2 track - 2 in a room had a hit called Wiggle in which a line was Just a Little Bit - A bit goes between the teeth of a horse - Horses like to eat apples and not sugar lumps which was little more than a foolish urban myth - Myth is what Toyah Wilcox might say if she failed to hit the board in an impromptu game of archery - Archery was popular with Robin Hood - Robin Hood shares the same first name as Robin Cook who recently resigned from the Labour Party - Labour Party are led by Tony Blair and Tony Blair is going to have to be careful of further back bench rebellion and high profile resignations if theres felt there aint no love and aint no use for his policies - Which links us to Sub Sub featuring Melanie Williams and Aint No Love, Aint No Use
Daves Tedious Link Flaws
Its not an urban myth about sugar lumps. Horses like sugar lumps but they are bad for their teeth.
Robin Cook resigned from the cabinet, not the Labour Party, he still is in it.
Days after a drunken snog at the BB wrap party, Ray and Tania are now an item. The pair have told friends and family that they are seeing each other, according to reports. When I first saw Tania, I thought she was amazing, said Ray earlier this week. She's very outgoing, likes socialising, clubbing and having a good time, which is what I'm definitely up for. Federico has been banned from appearing on RI:SE because of his constant swearing, according to reports. Fed apparently ignored warnings from producers of the show about use of profanities whilst live on air, causing them to give him the axe to avoid a fine.
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Aled was off on another holiday. Boy hair Ellie is showing some cleavage today and standing in for him. They were out training today and Ellie wasnt really good at football but she did score a lot of goals, granted they were all tap ins. Dave stayed in last night and watched telly. He watched some programme about autism and Corrie with the missus. Chris found out something about his girlfriend that he never knew. He said it was like Camerons secret, you know everyone wanted to know for 2 weeks and then when he revealed it, it sucked and wasnt interesting at all. Chris will reveal it tomorrow. He thought it was quite interesting. Will thought she was related to someone famous. Dave said hopefully it wasnt Chris she was related to because that would just be wrong. Will suggested that they played the Weird Al track about that subject.
Its amazing how many twats ring up the station. There I am getting really annoyed that they are constantly plugging Robbie Williams after every 2 tracks, Chris picked up the phone twice and he got 2 eejits asking how they could win tickets to see Robbie. I would love to give the people who ring in an IQ test, but then again they probably cant spell IQ. Chris picked another line and had some Metallica fan asking for him to play a track. He must not listen to Radio 1 much. Chris said he met Chris Martin at an airport where he also saw Gwyneth Paltrow. It was before the couple were outed as being together.
John Leslie had been cleared today of the sex allegations he faced. Chris said he was pleased for him and that his life can get back to some normality. Georgina sort of refused to get involved like the professional that she is and moved the subject onto Robbie (yawn) again.
Big Blubber 2 - The Final Push - Week 5 of the Sextathlon
4th - Dave - 2pts (31 points)
3rd - Will - 4pts (19 points)
2nd - Chris - 6pts (26 points)
1st - Aled - 10 (34 points)
Gym Lady Jane rejoined the team after coming back from her tax evasing schemes for one week only. She was impressed with their attitudes but she sees that theyre ability to complain and change routines was still evident.
Aled - Aled started this event on the back of 2 consecutive wins and was hungry to achieve his hatrick. He began his campaign in style winning the days first agility event by half a second. Aleds light footedness and high ability to shuffle enabled him to have an edge over the rest of his team for many of the drills encountered. His inability to follow instructions and his finicky countdown starts were the only obstacles that could prevent him winning certain victory.
Will - With Gym Lady Jane present Will appeared keen to demonstrate his new improved running prowess. Unfortunately he had serious problems rounding the courses cones and often found himself drifting wayward costing him valuable time. In addition Wills go go gadget legs appeared unable to cope with lateral shuffles and his lack of rhythm was painful to watch. In the final sprint event, Wills legs did find form and he impressively dead heated with sprint specialist Aled.
Dave - May have blown his chances of winning after this weeks debacle. Was heavily hungover after his stag do at the weekend and after the third stage of the first task, pulled a whitey and drank water and pineapple chunks.
Chris - Chris was dead keen to get the speed and agility routines under away this week knowing he needed to fare well and score some points. As always Chris proved to be the real grafter of the group and pushed hard to try and get top spot. His sprint speed was top notch but unfortunately his lateral shuffling cost him valuable time. To his credit, Chris was the only member of the team to stay on his feet when rounding the cones proving he can mix with the best of him.
Chris said that Sean Paul sang in a different language. Dave said that he said the line Cheese up in my head. Will wouldnt cough up a pound on a bet with Dave on what the next advert would be. Chris said that Wes recorded todays Sumthin Stupid and proceeded to take the piss out of him saying that he will be hosting TV Nightmares 22 on ITV soon.
(4:18pm) Chris is in an Asian flavas magazine with an interview on Bobby Friction. The twosome were in the other studio recording their Saturday night show and Chris said Bobby Friction sounded like a club entertainer. Chris tried Bobby Friction & Nihal on the internal phone system. Chris said Nihal and it came back with a really long African sounding name. A Sound Vault clip. Bobby Friction came out as Barbara Slater. Chris tried out Superheroes with Spiderman coming out as David Tate and Robert Hall is The Incredible Hulk.
Karen from the Scottish Borders correctly guessed Jonathan Wilkes in Sayin Sumthin Stupid competition. Wes sounded like someone was tickling his testicles while he spoke. Chris put on the Scots accent. He inputted some Cameron clips to further the Scottish stereotype. Karen said she would love to blow raspberries on Chris belly.
Chris was less confident about getting on stage with Robbie until David Garido offered a fiver bet. Dave said he would up the bet to a tenner. Chris wanted Dave to Shake it Bitch to the Elton John song.
Chris wanted the buying public to go out and get Robbie Williams single so that he is number 1 on Sunday night at Knebworth. Chris hoped it would win the station a Sony Award for their great timing. When Robbie had his first solo number 1 Millennium, in 1998, he found out when he was at Radio 1 live event in Cardiff. Chris fancied a few pints tonight but he was thinking of going off the booze for a month. Will said no because he didnt like him when he was all sobered up because he gets narked easily. Dave said he couldnt go off the booze because it was his wedding in less than a month. Dave remembers when his wedding day falls on because it clashes with the date of the Everton VS Fulham game. Dave said that the last wedding he went to was in 1996 (wrong Dave, you went Zoe and Normans) and that in the reception he had earphones on listening to the Spain England penalty shoot out and shouted everytime someone scored or missed. Dave said he hoped that his honeymoon suite has Sky Sports because the Everton Liverpool game is on a week after the Fulham match. Chris said he could persuade Robbie to sing at Daves wedding. Dave said that she would settle for Busted. She doesnt know that he is going to watch the Man Utd Newcastle game before the wedding starts. He said that if the service is quick he could get to Final Score in time. Chris got round to talking about Wills mucky video collection with the usual list of films like Jurassic Pork, Erotic Blair Witch Project and Ally McFeel.
Daves Tedious Link
Black Crowes Hard To Handle - Black Crowes frontman is Chris Robinson who is married to Kate Hudson - Hudson Hawk was a 1991 film starring Bruce Willis who also voiced a baby in Look Who's Talking - Talking Heads were fronted by David Byrne who was guest vocalist for Lazy, The Xpress 2 track - 2 in a room had a hit called Wiggle in which a line was Just a Little Bit - A bit goes between the teeth of a horse - Horses like to eat apples and not sugar lumps which was little more than a foolish urban myth - Myth is what Toyah Wilcox might say if she failed to hit the board in an impromptu game of archery - Archery was popular with Robin Hood - Robin Hood shares the same first name as Robin Cook who recently resigned from the Labour Party - Labour Party are led by Tony Blair and Tony Blair is going to have to be careful of further back bench rebellion and high profile resignations if theres felt there aint no love and aint no use for his policies - Which links us to Sub Sub featuring Melanie Williams and Aint No Love, Aint No Use
Daves Tedious Link Flaws
Its not an urban myth about sugar lumps. Horses like sugar lumps but they are bad for their teeth.
Robin Cook resigned from the cabinet, not the Labour Party, he still is in it.
