The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 2. Crazy Town – Butterfly, 3. Dizzee Rascal - Fix Up, Look Sharp, 4. Foo Fighters – Low, 5. Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent 3:30 NEWS 6. Jaimeson – Complete, 7. Kings of Leon - Molly’s Chambers, 8. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love?, 9. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 10. Big Brovaz - Baby Boy, 11. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 12. Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight, 13. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 14. Pink feat William Orbit – Feel Good Time, 15. The White Stripes - I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself 4:30 NEWS & SPORT 16. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 17. Ian Van Dahl - Reason, 18. Abs feat. Nodesha - Miss Perfect, 19. Room 5 feat Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv, 20. Muse - Time is Running Out 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 21. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 22. Nelly Furtado - I’m Like A Bird, 23. Feeder - Find The Colour, 24. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma, 25. The Prodigy - Firestarter (Tedious Link), 26. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 27. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You're Not That Far)

Chris starts off the first link today with a complaint about Jo Whiley. It seems someone must have been cutting her hair while she was on air earlier as both Chris and Will have noticed split ends that are unmistakably hers all over the desk and in the studio. Chris congratulated the Republic of Ireland on their 2-1 win over Australia last night. Dave was unhappy though because Robbie Keane was carried off before half time and he is in his Premiership Dream Team. Chris says he’s delighted as Leeds are playing Spurs this weekend. Both Dave and Chris are missing the England game tonight as they are going to see Radio 1’s intimate Foo Fighters gig tonight at a secret London location. (A location they say both Zane Lowe and Scott Mills have read out on air however).
Talking of Mills, Chris told Dave that Scott is not going to be happy when he sees Dave’s DJ playing at the evening
wedding bash on Saturday, and will want to get on and do it himself. Chris again mentioned the fact he hasn’t been asked to DJ - or be Dave’s best man. Chris also said to Dave that a large number of the invited guests invited have drink problems and that that is only going to cause trouble on Saturday night. When asked by Chris if he’s looking forward to Saturday, Dave says he just wants to get the whole thing over and done with. Chris says he’d phrase it differently if Emma asked the same question. Dave also tells the story of how he managed to spend one and a half hours in the wrong wedding when he was invited to Chappers wedding.
Chris spent an hour downloading 6 of his own albums onto his computer this morning - and said he prefers buying CDs to downloading stuff from the net. The last 2 albums he bought were The Thrills and Morcheeba. He also mentioned his Sky plus and Recordable DVD Player again. Edith Bowman was in the studio just before the 3:30 news and after back announcing Kelly Clarkson and Miss Independent, Chris says Edith was very independent and very much a Miss. She replied with ‘Alright, don’t rub it in’ and Chris said he’d love to. After the news with George, Chris said both her and Edith had a lot in common. They both have the surname ‘Bowman’, both are very talented, both work at Radio 1 - and both have ‘lovely knockers’. They also discussed Saturday’s Pop Idol and Dave asked Chris if he saw the ‘stalker’ who knew lots of private information about the judges and told them before he sang. Aled then
said to Dave that the guy in question is suing the makers of Pop Idol for making him out to be a stalker, so Dave quickly retracts his comment. Off air Will said he likes Molly’s Chambers by Kings of Leon and asks who it’s by. Chris said it’s been on the playlist for weeks if not months. Will says he’s a bit slow on the uptake.
Chris revealed he watched Restoration on BBC 2 last night (the programme about revamping old buildings). Chris says he actually voted - for the cemetery in Bristol. The texts and e-mails coming in apparently suggested that the Victorian Baths in Manchester is where the big money is. Chris preceded to read all about the baths from the
Restoration website, pretending he knew what he was talking about. They also discussed smoking today and Dave said although he’s pleased to have given up, he wouldn’t mind a fag with a beer sometimes. Chris said he wished he’d never started but says the adverts for kids that show girls turning down boys because they smoke are not true. He said it’s because they are ugly. He said he couldn’t pull before he smoked and still can’t now, so it doesn’t matter either way. Dave recalled the story of how Chris turned down an offer from Kylie to go for a drink after the show one time, because he said he was washing his hair. The team also again discussed whether Pink is fit or not and Dave said he thinks she looks like a bloke sometimes. He said he prefers her with long hair compared to short, something Chris said he will pass on to her the next time he sees her at the barbers.
Somehow Heather Small from M-People was mentioned in 2 links in 30 mins today and Will said she has lovely knockers. Chris understandably sounded disgusted. Dave said Will was making the show sound small time and amateurish, as they were again trying to get Noel Edmonds on the show today (unsuccessfully). Chris talked to Steve Wright on the phone, and then Steve Wright mentioned him in his next link on Radio 2 - however, Noel is not interested in coming on the show though and won’t even talk on the phone - something which got Chris fuming.
Chris played the Rembrandts and used the pun Aisle be there for you. Chris read more Wedding hell stories. Im sure some of them are made up. Will was more nervous about the wedding than Dave was but Chris said that was probably because they might want to get hitched too. Chris said that Abs needed a good wash. Dave said that he goes out with Sarah Whatmore. Chris asked Will if he had a question to Abs and Will asked whether Modesha had lovely knockers. Chris said that Abs was the only one who didnt know that his fame and career was running out.
Trivial short debate. Chris asked for a chocolate bar and Aled asked what he wanted and Chris said Surprise Me and Aled came back with a Kit Kat. Chris said it was more of a chocolate biscuit than a chocolate bar. Aled asked what he did want on the whole. Chris said Caramel and Caramac.
Chris tried in vain to contact Noel Edmonds on Radio 2. He rang up 08700 100 200 but was told by a young cheerful lady that if he wanted to speak to Noel, he should try 0500 288291. Aled said that the first number is what Radio 2 presenters give out. Aled, you dont listen often, they dont. The other people who hate Sara Cox and Jo Whiley hear the number when Wogan and Bruce are on. When Chris did this, it put him to an engaged tone, proving Noels popularity, or the fact that everyone rang the number as soon as the girl said it.
Chris slammed London and said that would prefer to be in the North. Aled said that he could do his show from home like John Peel but Chris said that he has to be working for another 30 years there before that happens. Chris rowed with Dave saying that the French do not eat horses. Eventually they were told that the most poorest eat horse in France.

Daves Tedious Link
Mark Owen Clementine - Clementines can be found on the fruit and veg stall at the supermarket and in that respects it shares something in common with Tomatoes - Tomatoes are an integral ingredient in Tomato Soup - Tomato Soup is readily available in a can - Can you dig it was a hit for the Mock Turtles - Turtles or more specifically Sea Turtles are very good at swimming as is Sharron Davies - Sharon Davies is a former Big Breakfast presenter much like Mark Little - Mark Little played Joe Mangel in Neighbours - A mangle was traditionally used to wash clothes - Clothes can be dried on a horse - Horse is a delicacy eaten by the French - The French are well represented in this country in the form of Gerard Houiller and Arsene Wenger - Take away the surname and you are left with Arsene, or phonetically Arson which is also the crime of choice if you happen to be a compulsive firestarter Which links us to Prodigy and Firestarter.

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