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- Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:04 pm
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1. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 2. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood, 3. Longview - Can’t Explain, 4. Sean Paul - Like Glue 3:30 NEWS 5. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 6. B2K - Uh Huh, 7. Dido - White Flag, 8. Feeder - Find The Colour, 9. Justin Timberlake - Senorita, 10. Shakedown - At Night, 11. Electric Six - Dance Commander, 12. Jaimeson - Complete, 13. Nelly, P Diddy & Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tailfeather 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Pink - Family Portrait, 15. Jurgen Vries - Wilderness, 16. Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me, 17. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far), 18. Mary J Blige feat. Method Man - Love @ First Sight 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 20. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 21. Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth, 22. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 23. The Strokes - 12:51, 24. Robbie Williams - Old Before I
Die (Tedious Link), 25. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 26. Athlete - You Got the Style
It is official......after almost three years as Producer, Will Kinder is leaving The Chris Moyles Show. That (as expected) was today’s big announcement and Greyhead’s last show will be this Friday. Will is leaving (of his own accord he assured Chris) to work in TV. He is joining an unnamed TV production company and will be learning about the trade for about 3 months, then hopefully becoming a TV Producer. Will said he had not been lured by the bright lights of TV, just the big money that comes with it. Chris said to take it from him and trust him, that it’s not always such a good idea you know. Dave asked Will how they were meant to ‘cobble together some all-singing, all-dancing send off’ at such short notice. Will said as they usually did, on Friday morning by making a few impersonated phone calls, including one from Bono (Chris).
Greyhead’s replacement as producer is yet unnamed, but from Chris’s clues I think it is definitely one of the ones in the poll on the chrismoyles.net homepage. They will begin as producer on Monday and Will asked for some ‘BBC Big Wig’ to come and swear in the new producer at the end of Friday’s show. Dave said ‘Terry Wogan’. Will said ‘well he’s definitely a big wig’. (I have a feeling that before Friday we won't find out who the new producer is) Will doesn’t want to be killed off because he says he might be crap at TV and then can therefore come back Dirty Den stylee. Chris says if it doesn’t work out they’ll just have Will in a dream sequence pretending it never happened
anyway.
The texts and e-mails flooded in and Chris said they might put a grave on the Radio 1 site on Friday as a kind of condolence book. (Will said a grave-head). Will’s Wish List for guests for Friday was Michael Greco, Gail Hipgrave, Alexander O’Neil, Luther Vandross and Jo Guest. Dave said Jo Guest was on Parkinson on Saturday. It was actually Jo Brand who was on Parky. It was an easy mistake to make said Chris. The texts also came in telling Will that Luther Vandross has just come out of a coma and into intensive care so there is very little chance of him being on the show on Friday. Chris said they’ll be playing Will’s best bits from the last 3 years at 5.44 on Friday. Dave said out of the 500 texts that had come in, literally half a dozen had wished him well. One text said that today was a sad day for TV. Another said it was as sad as when Johnny Marr left The Smiths. Chris said one came in from Gareth
Gates that said ‘ Ggggggood luck’.
A quick round up of other stuff today. Will got back from 2 weeks in Tunisia and had a very good tan according to Chris. The only English TV channel he could pick up that was worth watching was Sky News. He said he was now an expert on the Hutton Enquiry and had found out most cats and dogs are overweight, and discovered all about the new 8 foot guinea pig. He brought back presents for the team. Aled got an Arabic Headpiece because Will said there was a lack of penis-led merchandise in Tunisia. Dave got a fake black Tommy Hillfigger shirt. It cost Will
the equivalent of £3.50. Dave said he’ll treasure it. Chris got an ashtray with the word ‘Chris’ in Arabic on it. Will said a man inscribed it on at the shop so he was sure it said Chris. Chris however said his Arabic was very good and he thought it read ‘My producer went on holiday and all I got was this lousy ashtray’. To us the listeners, Will brought back some cheesy Euro crap record that was doing well in Tunisia, called Chihuahua. Chris said it was no match for The Fish heads.
Coxy was off again today, so Colin Murray filled in. Chris said he was sure there was a valid reason for her not being in. Hmmm. Scottie The Geordie Kid completed the Great North Run in 2 hours, 1 min and 23 secs, still 4 mins longer than Chris’s time from last year. Chris wants to lose a lot of weight between now and Christmas. He said
he’s doing it for charity - The Chris Moyles Christmas Drinking Fund. Chris lost £3 to Dave because of the bet on Friday that Leeds would beat Birmingham. Chris also played interview clips from yesterday of Sir Alex Ferguson, and said he couldn’t pronounce Patrick Vieira or Ruud Van Nistelrooy properly. Chris also met the Fame Academy students today. He liked them all. Aled said Carolynne (from Leeds) liked him a lot. Chris said she won’t once she’s heard what he’s been saying about her.
Chris brought back a feature rarely used on the show The Ugh Game. Usually it featured post match footballer interviews and todays was Roy Keane. Grey head correctly guessed Keane would say Ugh 6 times. Keane also said the great line Whoever finishes the league above Arsenal and Man Utd will have a good chance of winning the league. Yeah, the teams finished first and second last year so that would probably be the case Roy. Chris and the team will be in One Live in Brighton at the end of October.
This site gets a huge mention on the 5:10 link as Mr Harris hastily made Poll and latest news got noticed by Chris and the team. Moyles decided to vote but wouldnt say who he voted for. At that point there was only 69 people who voted. By half 6 it had over 650. Chris called Mr Harris lazy. Chris urged people to come to this site and vote in the poll.Will recalled that he didnt know who Jamelia was when she came up to say hello to him at the Timberlake gig. As he recalled though, he was pissed all week at the Zoe Ball breakfast show when Jamelia was on.
Chris mentioned the site again after the Tedious Link urging people not to vote Aled as producer on the poll. Chris wanted to take bets on whether Coxy will be in tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Perfecto Allstars Reach Out - Perfecto Allstars was the collective of Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osbourne - Steve Osbourne shares his surname with both Sharon Osbourne and Jack Osbourne - Jack Osbourne has curly hair, something he shares in common with Art Garfunkel - Art Garfunkel is mates with Paul Simon who has visited South Africa on many occasions for purposes of work - Other celebrities who have visited South Africa fpr work purposes include Alan Titchmarsh, Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh who were all over there doing a makeover for Nelson Mandela - Nelson Mandela has met the Spice Girls as has Prince Charles - Prince Charles plays polo - Polo involves horses as do all equestrian events - The word events is an anagram of Steven - Steven Seagal is a famous actor as is Leslie Grantham who was always to be seen in the Queen Vic behind the bar - The Queen Vic provided the setting for a very famous cameo a few years back by a certain Mr Robbie Williams - Which links us to Robbie Williams and Old Before I Die
Die (Tedious Link), 25. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 26. Athlete - You Got the Style
It is official......after almost three years as Producer, Will Kinder is leaving The Chris Moyles Show. That (as expected) was today’s big announcement and Greyhead’s last show will be this Friday. Will is leaving (of his own accord he assured Chris) to work in TV. He is joining an unnamed TV production company and will be learning about the trade for about 3 months, then hopefully becoming a TV Producer. Will said he had not been lured by the bright lights of TV, just the big money that comes with it. Chris said to take it from him and trust him, that it’s not always such a good idea you know. Dave asked Will how they were meant to ‘cobble together some all-singing, all-dancing send off’ at such short notice. Will said as they usually did, on Friday morning by making a few impersonated phone calls, including one from Bono (Chris).
Greyhead’s replacement as producer is yet unnamed, but from Chris’s clues I think it is definitely one of the ones in the poll on the chrismoyles.net homepage. They will begin as producer on Monday and Will asked for some ‘BBC Big Wig’ to come and swear in the new producer at the end of Friday’s show. Dave said ‘Terry Wogan’. Will said ‘well he’s definitely a big wig’. (I have a feeling that before Friday we won't find out who the new producer is) Will doesn’t want to be killed off because he says he might be crap at TV and then can therefore come back Dirty Den stylee. Chris says if it doesn’t work out they’ll just have Will in a dream sequence pretending it never happened
anyway.
The texts and e-mails flooded in and Chris said they might put a grave on the Radio 1 site on Friday as a kind of condolence book. (Will said a grave-head). Will’s Wish List for guests for Friday was Michael Greco, Gail Hipgrave, Alexander O’Neil, Luther Vandross and Jo Guest. Dave said Jo Guest was on Parkinson on Saturday. It was actually Jo Brand who was on Parky. It was an easy mistake to make said Chris. The texts also came in telling Will that Luther Vandross has just come out of a coma and into intensive care so there is very little chance of him being on the show on Friday. Chris said they’ll be playing Will’s best bits from the last 3 years at 5.44 on Friday. Dave said out of the 500 texts that had come in, literally half a dozen had wished him well. One text said that today was a sad day for TV. Another said it was as sad as when Johnny Marr left The Smiths. Chris said one came in from Gareth
Gates that said ‘ Ggggggood luck’.
A quick round up of other stuff today. Will got back from 2 weeks in Tunisia and had a very good tan according to Chris. The only English TV channel he could pick up that was worth watching was Sky News. He said he was now an expert on the Hutton Enquiry and had found out most cats and dogs are overweight, and discovered all about the new 8 foot guinea pig. He brought back presents for the team. Aled got an Arabic Headpiece because Will said there was a lack of penis-led merchandise in Tunisia. Dave got a fake black Tommy Hillfigger shirt. It cost Will
the equivalent of £3.50. Dave said he’ll treasure it. Chris got an ashtray with the word ‘Chris’ in Arabic on it. Will said a man inscribed it on at the shop so he was sure it said Chris. Chris however said his Arabic was very good and he thought it read ‘My producer went on holiday and all I got was this lousy ashtray’. To us the listeners, Will brought back some cheesy Euro crap record that was doing well in Tunisia, called Chihuahua. Chris said it was no match for The Fish heads.
Coxy was off again today, so Colin Murray filled in. Chris said he was sure there was a valid reason for her not being in. Hmmm. Scottie The Geordie Kid completed the Great North Run in 2 hours, 1 min and 23 secs, still 4 mins longer than Chris’s time from last year. Chris wants to lose a lot of weight between now and Christmas. He said
he’s doing it for charity - The Chris Moyles Christmas Drinking Fund. Chris lost £3 to Dave because of the bet on Friday that Leeds would beat Birmingham. Chris also played interview clips from yesterday of Sir Alex Ferguson, and said he couldn’t pronounce Patrick Vieira or Ruud Van Nistelrooy properly. Chris also met the Fame Academy students today. He liked them all. Aled said Carolynne (from Leeds) liked him a lot. Chris said she won’t once she’s heard what he’s been saying about her.
Chris brought back a feature rarely used on the show The Ugh Game. Usually it featured post match footballer interviews and todays was Roy Keane. Grey head correctly guessed Keane would say Ugh 6 times. Keane also said the great line Whoever finishes the league above Arsenal and Man Utd will have a good chance of winning the league. Yeah, the teams finished first and second last year so that would probably be the case Roy. Chris and the team will be in One Live in Brighton at the end of October.
This site gets a huge mention on the 5:10 link as Mr Harris hastily made Poll and latest news got noticed by Chris and the team. Moyles decided to vote but wouldnt say who he voted for. At that point there was only 69 people who voted. By half 6 it had over 650. Chris called Mr Harris lazy. Chris urged people to come to this site and vote in the poll.Will recalled that he didnt know who Jamelia was when she came up to say hello to him at the Timberlake gig. As he recalled though, he was pissed all week at the Zoe Ball breakfast show when Jamelia was on.
Chris mentioned the site again after the Tedious Link urging people not to vote Aled as producer on the poll. Chris wanted to take bets on whether Coxy will be in tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Perfecto Allstars Reach Out - Perfecto Allstars was the collective of Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osbourne - Steve Osbourne shares his surname with both Sharon Osbourne and Jack Osbourne - Jack Osbourne has curly hair, something he shares in common with Art Garfunkel - Art Garfunkel is mates with Paul Simon who has visited South Africa on many occasions for purposes of work - Other celebrities who have visited South Africa fpr work purposes include Alan Titchmarsh, Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh who were all over there doing a makeover for Nelson Mandela - Nelson Mandela has met the Spice Girls as has Prince Charles - Prince Charles plays polo - Polo involves horses as do all equestrian events - The word events is an anagram of Steven - Steven Seagal is a famous actor as is Leslie Grantham who was always to be seen in the Queen Vic behind the bar - The Queen Vic provided the setting for a very famous cameo a few years back by a certain Mr Robbie Williams - Which links us to Robbie Williams and Old Before I Die
