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- Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:09 pm
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1. The Ones - Flawless, 2. Beyoncé Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 3. Kosheen - Wasting My Time, 4. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far) 3:30 NEWS 5. Milk & Sugar - Let the Sunshine In, 6. Jamelia - Superstar, 7. Busted - Crash The Wedding, 8. Coldplay - The Scientist, 9. B2K - Uh Huh, 10. Shakedown - At Night, 11. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love?, 12. Funeral For a Friend - She Drove Me to Daytime Television, 13. Holly Valance - State Of Mind 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Travis - Re-Offender, 15. Destiny’s Child - Independent Women, 16. Poloroid - So Damn Beautiful 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 17. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 18. Big Brovaz - Nu Flow, 19. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps, 20. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet, 21. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 22. Cameo - Word Up (Tedious Link), 23. Dido - White Flag, 24. Morjac feat Raz Conway - Stars
Todays show started with Sheldon’s classic Phoenix Nights mix as Chris said he hadn’t played it in ages. Chris said him and Dave had been through a lot of stuff together through the years, but Chris never knew that Dave was a fan of computer games - as he has clearly modelled his new haircut on that of Sonic the hedgehog. Chris said it was so spikey it was like a barbed wire fence and Dave looked like Gareth Gates’s older brother. Dave said it was shorter than he had intended but he wasn’t too worried as he’d noticed over the years that hair ‘grows back’. A genius observation. Dave was slightly worried though as Aled said he liked his new haircut. Chris said it looked gay and camp. I’m sure the two aren't connected obviously. There after followed another Chris and Dave hair debate. Dave had a go at Chris for spending £80 in a top London salon, just to have his haircut. At this point the
conversation cut off as Chris asked what that smell in the studio was. Aled said he had just moisturised. Chris and Dave were in hysterics and Dave found the way Aled said it as if it were normal, more funny than him actually doing it. Aled said he had some on his desk and carried it around with him. He tried to defend himself by saying it was a ‘unisex’ moisturiser, only for Rachel to say it was girly and for Chris to shout at him saying there was no such thing as a unisex moisturiser. Aled said having dry skin was a disability - Chris and Dave slagged him off. Aled said he was offended. Chris said it had only took him 14 minutes. As a punishment Chris made Aled repeat the phrase ‘phwoar she’s got loverly knockers’ over and over again and he also sent Aled out to ‘be a man’ and buy him some cigs, a Yorkie (it’s not for girls) and a jazz mag from the local shop.
Aled returned half an hour later to a torrent of Moyles abuse. Aled said he went to 5 shops and there wasn’t any jazz mags. He said he could find classical and country mags but not jazz mags. Chris said if that was his idea of a joke he’d smack him over the head. Chris wasn’t happy and asked over and over again where his pornographic magazine was. Chris played the new Busted single called Crash The Wedding. He said they could have played it at Dave’s wedding. Dave said yes they could. Fascinating.
Holly Valance was on the show today between 4 and 5. Chris listed all his usual Australian stereotypes before she came on - Ripper, big hats,shrimp on the barby, flamin galas etc. Chris said he couldn’t think of any more. Dave said ‘It’s alright. I think anymore would be offensive’. Holly was in to promote her new single State Of Mind which is out on October 27th. She was wearing big earrings which Chris said dolphins could jump through. Holly’s been living in London 2 years now and Chris asked her where her * accent was. Holly said when she goes back home to Melbourne now she misses London. Chris said he doesn’t when he’s away. He said he doesn’t like it. She asked where he was from and he said Leeds:
Holly: Oh yeah, that soccer team that’s having problems
Dave : <laughs>
Chris: For a start sweetheart it’s football not soccer
Dave: But you were right about the problem bit
Chris : Shut your face
Chris said he’d get her a big Leeds shirt to wear that went down past her knees. Holly is still with her boyfriend Pete who lives in Melbourne. She said Chris’d get her in to trouble. Chris said Pete wouldn’t be listening as it was 2am over there. She said he would be listening via the internet. Chris said he’d be too busy surfing for porn. Dave said you could do both at the same time, although he was keen to point out he had been told that by a friend. Holly said she’d rather he be looking at women on the internet than in the clubs, so ‘if he wants to stick to his keyboard then fine’. Dave said ‘I’m sure he will do’. Chris said he'd better move on.
Chris asked her what she classed as cheating as Chris classes it as being caught. Chris asked if she would she class snogging someone or feeling their arse as cheating. She said definitely and Chris asked why. She asked if he had ‘a missus’. Dave said ‘believe it or not yes’. Chris told Dave to get lost. Chris told Holly of how Dave had got married and Dave showed her his ring. She said his ring was lovely - which Chris said was something to tell the lads down the pub. Chris was in LA at the same time she was recently. She was filming her new video there and said she crashed the car they were using in the video. She blamed the brakes. Chris told her about Chris and Dave’s car crash.
They talked about Neighbours now she’s left and Chris said he didn’t know anyone in it now. He asked who played Libby (it's Kym Valentine) because she was fit. Holly said she was a pleasant girl. Probably not a great thing for Chris to bring up as Holly has recently accused Kym of lying in court in a court case involving her Holly's former manager. Holly said she was confident Kym had lied in court but I don’t think Chris knew about any of this. Holly said she wants to act again when she’s older but not do any musicals. She said she liked Moulin Rouge though. Dave said he thought it was muck. Chris said Dave watched girly shows because Emma makes him. Dave said Chris watches Ally McBeal and Chris said Dave watches Dawson’s Creek.
Chris printed out pictures of the Leeds team for Holly to judge. She said that they were all handsome men but she would pick Dominic Matteo as the best because she likes ‘a bit of rough’. Chris seemed disappointed that she didn’t pick Alan Smith, despite him printing off several pictures (including topless ones of him) for her to look at.
Dave said the pictures came from Chris’s personal collection. Chris couldn’t really be arsed to think of a decent game/feature involving Holly so asked people to call in and record something about themselves and then record a question for Holly. If Holly liked the sound of them Chris would play their question to her. She ended up liking everybody.
Questions included (from Lee in Portsmouth) ‘Do you support Southampton as they are scum?’. She said no, her mum is from Southampton. Jason from Ireland asked if she was happy to be getting married but Holly said she is not engaged and all the rumours are false. Richard did the crap gag about marrying President Bush - Holly Bush. Gavin asked do you miss having shrimps on your barby and Ross asked what are your musical interests (Chris declared that question void because it was dull and nobody cared what her musical interests are). Holly thinks Angelina
Jolie is the sexiest woman in the world, and the 4 dinner guests (dead or alive) she would invite if she could would be Salvador Dali, Hitler (?!), Michael Jackson (cue Chris and Dave Jacko impressions) and Britney. Jingle Justin also had a question - ‘Have you ever been chased by a kangaroo?’. Holly said yes back in the wild parks in Oz.
Chris got an e-mail from someone at The Salon plugging tomorrow’s big Bikini waxing world record attempt. Between 2 and 6 Sarah from The Salon is to try and wax 130 bikini lines in a row - supposedly live on E4. Chris said Aled should go The Salon wearing a bikini. Aled can’t as he is depping as producer for Rachel tomorrow and anyway said ‘I don’t wear bikinis’. Dave said after today nothing would surprise him about Aled anymore.
Daves Tedious Link
Arrested Development People Everyday - Speech from Arrested Development featured on the 1 Giant Leap album in a collaboration with Neneh Cherry - Neneh Cherry worked with Radio 1’s very own Dreem Teem on the track Buddy X - Buddy X shares the same surname as Malcolm X - Who in turn shares the same Christian name as Malcolm McLaren who was the Sex Pistols manager - the Sex Pistols were fronted by Johnny Rotten aka John Lydon - John Lydon lives in LA in California - Arnold Schwarzenegger is bidding to become the new governor of California - Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria - The capital of Austria is Vienna - Vienna was a big hit in 1981 for Ultravox - Ultravox were fronted by Midge Ure - A midge is like a fly - A fly is a device in the sport of fishing - Fishing is the process that gets fish from the sea to the chippy - at the chippy you might order a piece of cod - and if you reverse the order of the words piece and cod you get cod piece - which is a device used to protect ones gonads from cricket balls - as made famous by Cameo - which links us to Cameo and Word Up
Todays show started with Sheldon’s classic Phoenix Nights mix as Chris said he hadn’t played it in ages. Chris said him and Dave had been through a lot of stuff together through the years, but Chris never knew that Dave was a fan of computer games - as he has clearly modelled his new haircut on that of Sonic the hedgehog. Chris said it was so spikey it was like a barbed wire fence and Dave looked like Gareth Gates’s older brother. Dave said it was shorter than he had intended but he wasn’t too worried as he’d noticed over the years that hair ‘grows back’. A genius observation. Dave was slightly worried though as Aled said he liked his new haircut. Chris said it looked gay and camp. I’m sure the two aren't connected obviously. There after followed another Chris and Dave hair debate. Dave had a go at Chris for spending £80 in a top London salon, just to have his haircut. At this point the
conversation cut off as Chris asked what that smell in the studio was. Aled said he had just moisturised. Chris and Dave were in hysterics and Dave found the way Aled said it as if it were normal, more funny than him actually doing it. Aled said he had some on his desk and carried it around with him. He tried to defend himself by saying it was a ‘unisex’ moisturiser, only for Rachel to say it was girly and for Chris to shout at him saying there was no such thing as a unisex moisturiser. Aled said having dry skin was a disability - Chris and Dave slagged him off. Aled said he was offended. Chris said it had only took him 14 minutes. As a punishment Chris made Aled repeat the phrase ‘phwoar she’s got loverly knockers’ over and over again and he also sent Aled out to ‘be a man’ and buy him some cigs, a Yorkie (it’s not for girls) and a jazz mag from the local shop.
Aled returned half an hour later to a torrent of Moyles abuse. Aled said he went to 5 shops and there wasn’t any jazz mags. He said he could find classical and country mags but not jazz mags. Chris said if that was his idea of a joke he’d smack him over the head. Chris wasn’t happy and asked over and over again where his pornographic magazine was. Chris played the new Busted single called Crash The Wedding. He said they could have played it at Dave’s wedding. Dave said yes they could. Fascinating.
Holly Valance was on the show today between 4 and 5. Chris listed all his usual Australian stereotypes before she came on - Ripper, big hats,shrimp on the barby, flamin galas etc. Chris said he couldn’t think of any more. Dave said ‘It’s alright. I think anymore would be offensive’. Holly was in to promote her new single State Of Mind which is out on October 27th. She was wearing big earrings which Chris said dolphins could jump through. Holly’s been living in London 2 years now and Chris asked her where her * accent was. Holly said when she goes back home to Melbourne now she misses London. Chris said he doesn’t when he’s away. He said he doesn’t like it. She asked where he was from and he said Leeds:
Holly: Oh yeah, that soccer team that’s having problems
Dave : <laughs>
Chris: For a start sweetheart it’s football not soccer
Dave: But you were right about the problem bit
Chris : Shut your face
Chris said he’d get her a big Leeds shirt to wear that went down past her knees. Holly is still with her boyfriend Pete who lives in Melbourne. She said Chris’d get her in to trouble. Chris said Pete wouldn’t be listening as it was 2am over there. She said he would be listening via the internet. Chris said he’d be too busy surfing for porn. Dave said you could do both at the same time, although he was keen to point out he had been told that by a friend. Holly said she’d rather he be looking at women on the internet than in the clubs, so ‘if he wants to stick to his keyboard then fine’. Dave said ‘I’m sure he will do’. Chris said he'd better move on.
Chris asked her what she classed as cheating as Chris classes it as being caught. Chris asked if she would she class snogging someone or feeling their arse as cheating. She said definitely and Chris asked why. She asked if he had ‘a missus’. Dave said ‘believe it or not yes’. Chris told Dave to get lost. Chris told Holly of how Dave had got married and Dave showed her his ring. She said his ring was lovely - which Chris said was something to tell the lads down the pub. Chris was in LA at the same time she was recently. She was filming her new video there and said she crashed the car they were using in the video. She blamed the brakes. Chris told her about Chris and Dave’s car crash.
They talked about Neighbours now she’s left and Chris said he didn’t know anyone in it now. He asked who played Libby (it's Kym Valentine) because she was fit. Holly said she was a pleasant girl. Probably not a great thing for Chris to bring up as Holly has recently accused Kym of lying in court in a court case involving her Holly's former manager. Holly said she was confident Kym had lied in court but I don’t think Chris knew about any of this. Holly said she wants to act again when she’s older but not do any musicals. She said she liked Moulin Rouge though. Dave said he thought it was muck. Chris said Dave watched girly shows because Emma makes him. Dave said Chris watches Ally McBeal and Chris said Dave watches Dawson’s Creek.
Chris printed out pictures of the Leeds team for Holly to judge. She said that they were all handsome men but she would pick Dominic Matteo as the best because she likes ‘a bit of rough’. Chris seemed disappointed that she didn’t pick Alan Smith, despite him printing off several pictures (including topless ones of him) for her to look at.
Dave said the pictures came from Chris’s personal collection. Chris couldn’t really be arsed to think of a decent game/feature involving Holly so asked people to call in and record something about themselves and then record a question for Holly. If Holly liked the sound of them Chris would play their question to her. She ended up liking everybody.
Questions included (from Lee in Portsmouth) ‘Do you support Southampton as they are scum?’. She said no, her mum is from Southampton. Jason from Ireland asked if she was happy to be getting married but Holly said she is not engaged and all the rumours are false. Richard did the crap gag about marrying President Bush - Holly Bush. Gavin asked do you miss having shrimps on your barby and Ross asked what are your musical interests (Chris declared that question void because it was dull and nobody cared what her musical interests are). Holly thinks Angelina
Jolie is the sexiest woman in the world, and the 4 dinner guests (dead or alive) she would invite if she could would be Salvador Dali, Hitler (?!), Michael Jackson (cue Chris and Dave Jacko impressions) and Britney. Jingle Justin also had a question - ‘Have you ever been chased by a kangaroo?’. Holly said yes back in the wild parks in Oz.
Chris got an e-mail from someone at The Salon plugging tomorrow’s big Bikini waxing world record attempt. Between 2 and 6 Sarah from The Salon is to try and wax 130 bikini lines in a row - supposedly live on E4. Chris said Aled should go The Salon wearing a bikini. Aled can’t as he is depping as producer for Rachel tomorrow and anyway said ‘I don’t wear bikinis’. Dave said after today nothing would surprise him about Aled anymore.
Daves Tedious Link
Arrested Development People Everyday - Speech from Arrested Development featured on the 1 Giant Leap album in a collaboration with Neneh Cherry - Neneh Cherry worked with Radio 1’s very own Dreem Teem on the track Buddy X - Buddy X shares the same surname as Malcolm X - Who in turn shares the same Christian name as Malcolm McLaren who was the Sex Pistols manager - the Sex Pistols were fronted by Johnny Rotten aka John Lydon - John Lydon lives in LA in California - Arnold Schwarzenegger is bidding to become the new governor of California - Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria - The capital of Austria is Vienna - Vienna was a big hit in 1981 for Ultravox - Ultravox were fronted by Midge Ure - A midge is like a fly - A fly is a device in the sport of fishing - Fishing is the process that gets fish from the sea to the chippy - at the chippy you might order a piece of cod - and if you reverse the order of the words piece and cod you get cod piece - which is a device used to protect ones gonads from cricket balls - as made famous by Cameo - which links us to Cameo and Word Up
