chrismoyles.net
- Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:06 pm
#241789
1. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise, 2. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 3. Lost Prophets - Burn Burn, 4. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 5. Blue - Guilty 3:30 NEWS 6. Liberty X - Jumpin, 7. Kosheen - Wasting My Time, 8. Nickelback - Someday, 9. Mis-teeq - Scandalous, 10. David Guetta feat Chris Willis - Just a Little More Love, 11. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 12. U2 - Elevation, 13. Britney Spears feat Madonna - Me Against the Music, 14. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love? 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. The Darkness - Growing On Me, 16. Pink - Trouble, 17. Michael Jackson - One More Chance 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 18. Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious, 19. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 20. Starsailor - Born Again, 21. 50 Cent feat Nate Dogg - 21 Questions, 22. Dido - White Flag, 23. Travis - Tied To The 90’s (Tedious Link), 24. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 25. The Wildhearts - Cheers Theme Cover, 26. R Kelly - Thoia Thoing
Chris began by talking about David Blaine coming out of his box last night. Chris said he was in the pub and they had it on Sky One on the big screen. He played the clip of Blaine crying again and again, and said he was a big girl’s blouse. Chris said Blaine looked a bit Jesus like with his beard last night and said that he shouldn’t have said he loved everybody who had been there to support him. Chris said he doesn’t love all his listeners and thinks a lot of them are nutters who listen from their cells in jail. Chris was in a pub in Leeds on Saturday afternoon and said there were a load of blokes in there moaning about the fact Blaine is just sitting on his arse and getting £5 million for it. Chris said he thought Blaine should be the idol of the beer drinking unemployed louts of Leeds who just sit on their arses anyway. Blaine lost over 4 stone in the 44 days and Chris said he is considering dumping Rachel’s whole Weight watchers thing and just getting in that box where he has do no exercise at all. Chris went up to Elland Road for the Leeds - Man U game on Saturday. He said it was a good result for Leeds and he’s happy with it (they lost only 1-0).
Chris said he loves the rivalry and chanting between the Leeds and United fans (no doubt joining in while eating his prawn sandwiches in an exec box). Chris said Ronaldo was great on the ball but without it kept falling over. Chris said he’d like to see him after a few pints. Dave said Ronaldo has spaghetti in his hair. Chris told the story of how him, Sophie and his mate were walking about in the posher parts of the ground late after full-time on Saturday. Chris said Rio Ferdinand was walking in their direction. Chris’s mate is a mate of Rio’s so introduced him to Sophie (Chris said she has a bit of a crush on Rio at the moment). Rio said hello and then asked Chris if he was still giving him grief on the radio.
Later, Chris found out Rio phoned their mutual mate to ask who that blonde was that he introduced him to. It was explained to Rio that it was Chris Moyles's girlfriend and Rio didn’t believe it. Chris said that he could pull the hot chicks and told Rio ‘to keep your hands off my woman..or else....erm I don’t know’.
Chris had already slagged off Lee and Duncan from Blue when he played their new single Guilty in today's show but when George had a clip of them both talking utter bollocks about David Blaine in the 3:30 news, Chris went off on one. Words used to describe Lee in the next couple of minutes were donkey, arse, idiot, dumb, pillock and moron (all complete fact by the way). Chris said he feels sorry for Simon from Blue (the black guy from Manchester). Chris said he sits at the back just to try and avoid listening to Lee. There were a couple of Guess Who’s from the weekend. Dave saw Nicola from Girls Aloud (the ginger one) at the Everton - Southampton match yesterday. Chris was on a roll slagging off people and said the other 4 in Girls Aloud were fit but Nicola's the one who’s dad drives the van, so she had to be in the band. Dave said he was sure she was in because of her immense talent. Hmm. The other guess who was Carolynnnnne from Fame Academy who Chris saw at the Leeds - Man U game, no doubt trying to cop off with any of the players she could get her hands on.
Aled is still on holiday (he’ll be back next Monday) so Elly is deputising again this week as BA. Chris said him and especially Dave were in giggly moods today. The Monday Surgery was back and (with a new strap line) dealing with listeners problems - ‘no matter how small or small we can deal with them all’. Today’s dilemmas included playing a board game out of Twister, Trivial Pursuit or Hungry Hippos (Dr Chris said definitely hungry hippos), Carlsberg or Fosters Cans tonight or should I eat my tea first then watch EastEnders or the other way round. There was a caller (Mandy in Chesterfield) who sounded like Rachel and an e-mail from a goalkeeper saying at my next penalty should I dive left, right or stand my ground. Chris said he’d whisper it in case the person taking the penalty was listening ‘(whispered) left.....right’.
Dave and him played around with the right (as in OK right) and left gag for the next few minutes. It was also a sign of Dave’s giggly mood when Chris in Harlow said hello and Dave replied with ‘harlow’. David Garido was wearing a scarf and hat in the Newsbeat studio up until his sport bulletin and as the news broke of Cheryl Tweedy being found guilty, Chris said he had her new single with him (he played the chorus of Guilty by Blue). Chris said he wants to talk about this court case on the air but George recommended him that he didn’t and said he should just talk about Blue instead. Chris told her not to get him started again. Chris found out that a lot of people think that the ginger one from Girls Aloud was fit from reading the texts.
Should Dave be allowed to watch Everton again?
was the question of the day. Chappers in the morning circulated a rumour that Dave was chatting some blonde up at the bore-a-thon match that was Everton vs Southampton. Chappers had spiced up a story that Dave told him on the phone on Sunday night. Dave was at the match with Tony and Tony offered the girl beside him a Wine Gum. Chappers decided to lie and say that it was Dave handing out wine gums on the Breakfast show. In the morning, Dave drives Emma to work and Emma heard all this and they had a barney. Dave wanted to clear up the matter that Chappers is a good for nothing Man Utd glory hunting liar. Chris tried to land him in more bother.
Chris went on another cd buying trip and picked up albums by Neptunes, Beyonce, Robbie live and Obie Trice, Justin for his girlfriend and a Cliff video for his mother. Chris was asked to appear on a Cliff documentary and he thought his mother would be so proud but in the end he wanted to keep his credibility being the new Breakfast Show host for 18-25 age range. Chris said he couldnt wait for Cliffs Xmas single entitled Santas List.
Chris played the new Jacko single and did his usual Bo Selecta catchphrases all the way through it. Chris laughed at how he still uses those noises during his songs.
Daves Tedious Link
Stevie V Dirty Cash - Stevie V shares the same forename as Stevie Nicks who was formally of Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood is a town in Lancashire as is Bolton - Bolton is the birthplace of Vernon Kaye - Vernon Kaye is married to Tess Daly - Tess Daly shares the same surname as Arthur and Tony Daley who used to play for Astion Villa in the late 80's - Aston Villa is the club that employs Turkish hero Alpay - Alpay shares many of the same letters as the word Alpen - Alpen keeps you regular - Regular is a popular size of plastic cup when operating a self service soft drinks dispenser at the motorway services - Motorway services are very important on long journeys because tiredness can kill and you should take a break - Take a Break is the name of a womans magazine - Women curiously find rugby players attractive like Austin Healey - Austin Healey shares the same surname as Fran Healy who coincidentally is the lead singer of Travis which links us to Travis and Tied to the 90's
Chris began by talking about David Blaine coming out of his box last night. Chris said he was in the pub and they had it on Sky One on the big screen. He played the clip of Blaine crying again and again, and said he was a big girl’s blouse. Chris said Blaine looked a bit Jesus like with his beard last night and said that he shouldn’t have said he loved everybody who had been there to support him. Chris said he doesn’t love all his listeners and thinks a lot of them are nutters who listen from their cells in jail. Chris was in a pub in Leeds on Saturday afternoon and said there were a load of blokes in there moaning about the fact Blaine is just sitting on his arse and getting £5 million for it. Chris said he thought Blaine should be the idol of the beer drinking unemployed louts of Leeds who just sit on their arses anyway. Blaine lost over 4 stone in the 44 days and Chris said he is considering dumping Rachel’s whole Weight watchers thing and just getting in that box where he has do no exercise at all. Chris went up to Elland Road for the Leeds - Man U game on Saturday. He said it was a good result for Leeds and he’s happy with it (they lost only 1-0).
Chris said he loves the rivalry and chanting between the Leeds and United fans (no doubt joining in while eating his prawn sandwiches in an exec box). Chris said Ronaldo was great on the ball but without it kept falling over. Chris said he’d like to see him after a few pints. Dave said Ronaldo has spaghetti in his hair. Chris told the story of how him, Sophie and his mate were walking about in the posher parts of the ground late after full-time on Saturday. Chris said Rio Ferdinand was walking in their direction. Chris’s mate is a mate of Rio’s so introduced him to Sophie (Chris said she has a bit of a crush on Rio at the moment). Rio said hello and then asked Chris if he was still giving him grief on the radio.
Later, Chris found out Rio phoned their mutual mate to ask who that blonde was that he introduced him to. It was explained to Rio that it was Chris Moyles's girlfriend and Rio didn’t believe it. Chris said that he could pull the hot chicks and told Rio ‘to keep your hands off my woman..or else....erm I don’t know’.
Chris had already slagged off Lee and Duncan from Blue when he played their new single Guilty in today's show but when George had a clip of them both talking utter bollocks about David Blaine in the 3:30 news, Chris went off on one. Words used to describe Lee in the next couple of minutes were donkey, arse, idiot, dumb, pillock and moron (all complete fact by the way). Chris said he feels sorry for Simon from Blue (the black guy from Manchester). Chris said he sits at the back just to try and avoid listening to Lee. There were a couple of Guess Who’s from the weekend. Dave saw Nicola from Girls Aloud (the ginger one) at the Everton - Southampton match yesterday. Chris was on a roll slagging off people and said the other 4 in Girls Aloud were fit but Nicola's the one who’s dad drives the van, so she had to be in the band. Dave said he was sure she was in because of her immense talent. Hmm. The other guess who was Carolynnnnne from Fame Academy who Chris saw at the Leeds - Man U game, no doubt trying to cop off with any of the players she could get her hands on.
Aled is still on holiday (he’ll be back next Monday) so Elly is deputising again this week as BA. Chris said him and especially Dave were in giggly moods today. The Monday Surgery was back and (with a new strap line) dealing with listeners problems - ‘no matter how small or small we can deal with them all’. Today’s dilemmas included playing a board game out of Twister, Trivial Pursuit or Hungry Hippos (Dr Chris said definitely hungry hippos), Carlsberg or Fosters Cans tonight or should I eat my tea first then watch EastEnders or the other way round. There was a caller (Mandy in Chesterfield) who sounded like Rachel and an e-mail from a goalkeeper saying at my next penalty should I dive left, right or stand my ground. Chris said he’d whisper it in case the person taking the penalty was listening ‘(whispered) left.....right’.
Dave and him played around with the right (as in OK right) and left gag for the next few minutes. It was also a sign of Dave’s giggly mood when Chris in Harlow said hello and Dave replied with ‘harlow’. David Garido was wearing a scarf and hat in the Newsbeat studio up until his sport bulletin and as the news broke of Cheryl Tweedy being found guilty, Chris said he had her new single with him (he played the chorus of Guilty by Blue). Chris said he wants to talk about this court case on the air but George recommended him that he didn’t and said he should just talk about Blue instead. Chris told her not to get him started again. Chris found out that a lot of people think that the ginger one from Girls Aloud was fit from reading the texts.
Should Dave be allowed to watch Everton again?
was the question of the day. Chappers in the morning circulated a rumour that Dave was chatting some blonde up at the bore-a-thon match that was Everton vs Southampton. Chappers had spiced up a story that Dave told him on the phone on Sunday night. Dave was at the match with Tony and Tony offered the girl beside him a Wine Gum. Chappers decided to lie and say that it was Dave handing out wine gums on the Breakfast show. In the morning, Dave drives Emma to work and Emma heard all this and they had a barney. Dave wanted to clear up the matter that Chappers is a good for nothing Man Utd glory hunting liar. Chris tried to land him in more bother.
Chris went on another cd buying trip and picked up albums by Neptunes, Beyonce, Robbie live and Obie Trice, Justin for his girlfriend and a Cliff video for his mother. Chris was asked to appear on a Cliff documentary and he thought his mother would be so proud but in the end he wanted to keep his credibility being the new Breakfast Show host for 18-25 age range. Chris said he couldnt wait for Cliffs Xmas single entitled Santas List.
Chris played the new Jacko single and did his usual Bo Selecta catchphrases all the way through it. Chris laughed at how he still uses those noises during his songs.
Daves Tedious Link
Stevie V Dirty Cash - Stevie V shares the same forename as Stevie Nicks who was formally of Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood is a town in Lancashire as is Bolton - Bolton is the birthplace of Vernon Kaye - Vernon Kaye is married to Tess Daly - Tess Daly shares the same surname as Arthur and Tony Daley who used to play for Astion Villa in the late 80's - Aston Villa is the club that employs Turkish hero Alpay - Alpay shares many of the same letters as the word Alpen - Alpen keeps you regular - Regular is a popular size of plastic cup when operating a self service soft drinks dispenser at the motorway services - Motorway services are very important on long journeys because tiredness can kill and you should take a break - Take a Break is the name of a womans magazine - Women curiously find rugby players attractive like Austin Healey - Austin Healey shares the same surname as Fran Healy who coincidentally is the lead singer of Travis which links us to Travis and Tied to the 90's
