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- Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:23 pm
#241790
1. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 2. Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want, 3. Ashanti - Rain On Me, 4. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy 3:30 NEWS 5. Pink - Trouble, 6. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 7. Atomic Kitten - If You Come to Me, 8. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 9. Kings Of Leon - Wasted Time, 10. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 11. Jakatta - American Dream, 12. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Fortune Faded, 13. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 14. Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 16. Dido - White Flag, 17. The Cooper Temple Clause - Blind Pilots, 18. Elbow - Fugitive Motel 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee, 21. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby, 22. Javine - Surrender (Your Love), 23. Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow, 24. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 25. Dreadzone - Little Britain (Tedious Link), 26. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 27. Basement Jaxx feat Dizzee Rascal - Lucky Star
Today’s show kicked off with the Classic Shatner pants spoof ad and a bit of the fish heads song. Chris had really bad indigestion today and said that he was out in the pub with Dave and the Moped posse last night. He said he was struggling to pronounce DJ MCLMNOP after a few beers. He is now off the booze until the show comes live from One Live In Brighton (a week on Friday). Chris and Dave are going to see Jane’s Addiction on the Thursday night beforehand.
There was a lot of football in the show today as Chris said he had been thinking about the fact that when all the players are driving in to training next year, they’ll be listening to Chris and Dave on the Breakfast show. He said Wayne Rooney will be in his Ferrari, Alan Smith in his range rover and all the Kidderminster Harriers players on the bus with their walkmans. Chris said if any players were listening they should phone up and talk to Elly and Rachel. Dave also suggested they text in, which turned out to be a bad idea.
According to the texts Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, Pele, Zinedine Zidane, George Best, John Hartson, Thierry Henry, Darren Anderton, Carlo Cudicini, Emile Heskey and Dean Ashton from Crewe were all listening. Chris also said there was a text from Roque Junior saying he was on his way back from the pub and one from Rio Ferdinand saying sorry for not phoning in yet, it’s on my ‘to do’ list, but as you know I’m quite forgetful. There were genuine calls from Roy Carroll (Man U), Kevin Lisbie (Charlton), Jonathan Fortune (Charlton - who gave Rachel a hard time on the phone), Paul Dickov (Leicester), some Burnley player and the entire Rotherham United teambus on their way to Sunderland. There was a spoof call from someone saying they were Ally McCoist and also one from an unnamed player who was playing scrabble at home with his mum. Chris said in the old days on Radio 1 he’d
just talk about beer, but now it’s just beer and football.
Chris played The Red Hot Chilli Peppers new one called Fortune Fader. Chris thinks it’ll be a grower, Dave likes it. Dave also repeated how much he loves the new Kings Of Leon tune Wasted Time. He got the album free and Chris asked him when the last time he actually bought an album himself was. Dave couldn’t remember. Rachel was eating cake again. She’s got her Weight Watchers weigh-in tomorrow but said she was eating cake because she saved up some points yesterday. Chris forgot David Garido’s name when introducing the 4.30 news and sport. He apologised but Garido seemed a bit arsey with him. Chris asked him if he was sexually frustrated or something. He asked David when the last time he had sex was. He said Sunday. Chris asked him if he was in a relationship but he said no. Dave said Garido was a player and Chris asked Garido if it was a prostitute he'd slept with on Sunday. He said no and said there is just so many women queuing up after him. Chris has a new nickname for him, David GaGigolo.
This week is the week when Chris and the team will decide where to switch on the Christmas Lights this year. The bids didn’t include one from Leeds City Council, who have pissed off Chris by choosing Phil Jupitus and Dick and Dom from that god awful Bungalow show to switch on their lights instead. The actual bids have been narrowed down to 3 and in Pop Idol stylee we will choose which place wins. The first finalist is Swansea. They had Elsa from the Swansea Council on to talk about it. She was 27 but sounded about 45. She’s already been through one divorce. Chris introduced her as Caroline. Rachel said she told him during the last song it wasn’t her anymore and was Elsa. Chris said he was too busy pressing bloody buttons and Rachel should shut up and eat some cake. He gave Elsa 30 seconds over a Christmassy styled up Countdown clock to say why we should vote for Swansea. She read out a good poem that fitted the music perfectly. It mentioned Aled and Chris said he’s unsure of taking Aled back to Swansea as he’s been shot at twice there. Elsa said she could put the team up in a posh hotel Catherine Zeta Jones has stayed in, and also said Chris was looking fit in the issue of Heat she was reading today. Chris said she was saying all the right things.
There’ll be another Xmas Lights finalist tomorrow. Chris saw Michael Bridges of Leeds playing scrabble with his mother and he won. He sais that he owes him because Chris bought his dad a shirt with Bridges on it but because he was injured all of last season, he didnt have a number so the shirt is still numberless. Chris said hello to someone who has just had a baby. Dave asked if it was a female. Chris said that was a particularly stupid question although it might have been Arnie from the film Junior when he isnt groping women. Chris then said that they arent elephants. Dave said that male elephants cant get pregnant either. Realising what utter bollocks they were talking, they thought how they actually got the breakfast show. Chris concluded that it wont be much of a difference as the current presenter talks rubbish most of the time too.
Dave got an interesting text message saying that male Seahorses get pregnant. Chris went into Kiddieminster Harriers official website. Chris was disappointed that the site was members only, I guess thats got a lot of members. Rachel has her own password for the site. Rachel gave Chris her password but wouldnt reveal what it was.
Rachel said that they had confirmed their guest for next week but wouldnt reveal it. Chris is persevering with the Mystery Afternoon Sound. Today was a horse. Dave was going out tonight but wouldnt reveal what. Rachel was away to see Jerry Springer the Opera in the theatre. She will give a review tomorrow. She said she will take some sparkling water. Chris said she was munching carrots yesterday in te studio. Dave said he likes eating cold pizza from the night before in the morning. Chris said that he was going to not drink until next Tuesday. Chris said that he will have a weigh in next week live in the studio. Chris slagged off Kylies new record. It hasnt grown on Dave yet.
Rachels Slimming - How is she doing?
Week 1 - 5 lbs off
Week 2 - 1 Ibs off
Week 3 - stayed the same
Week 4 - 2 Lbs off
Daves Tedious Link
Travis Tied to the 90's - Travis hail from Glasgow as does Lulu - Lulu rhymes with Zulu - Zulus are famous for their ability at throwing spears as is Steve Backley - Steve Backley is a British athlete - Athlete, the band, are led by singer Joel - Joel is the surname of singer Billy who was married to American supermodel Christie Brinkley - Brinkley had a cameo in the film National Lampoons Vacation alongside Chevy Chase - Chevy Chase shares the same surname as Lorraine Chase who is currently starring in Emmerdale alongside Harry Kewells missus - Kewell rhymes with Jewel as in Jewel in the Nile which was a 1985 film starring Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas - Michael Douglas is married to Catherine Zeta Jones who made her name as an actress in the Darling Buds of May alongside her on screen father David Jason - Jason was famous for hanging about with the Argonauts - The word argonauts shares many of the same letters as the word Astronauts who are paid to go into space - Space recorded the Ballad of Tom Jones - Tom Jones is Welsh as are the Manic Street Preachers - The Manics performed as back up for Oasis at their big Knebworth gig in 1996 as did Dreadzone - Which links us to Dreadzone and Little Britain (Chris had never heard of it... ever)
Today’s show kicked off with the Classic Shatner pants spoof ad and a bit of the fish heads song. Chris had really bad indigestion today and said that he was out in the pub with Dave and the Moped posse last night. He said he was struggling to pronounce DJ MCLMNOP after a few beers. He is now off the booze until the show comes live from One Live In Brighton (a week on Friday). Chris and Dave are going to see Jane’s Addiction on the Thursday night beforehand.
There was a lot of football in the show today as Chris said he had been thinking about the fact that when all the players are driving in to training next year, they’ll be listening to Chris and Dave on the Breakfast show. He said Wayne Rooney will be in his Ferrari, Alan Smith in his range rover and all the Kidderminster Harriers players on the bus with their walkmans. Chris said if any players were listening they should phone up and talk to Elly and Rachel. Dave also suggested they text in, which turned out to be a bad idea.
According to the texts Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, Pele, Zinedine Zidane, George Best, John Hartson, Thierry Henry, Darren Anderton, Carlo Cudicini, Emile Heskey and Dean Ashton from Crewe were all listening. Chris also said there was a text from Roque Junior saying he was on his way back from the pub and one from Rio Ferdinand saying sorry for not phoning in yet, it’s on my ‘to do’ list, but as you know I’m quite forgetful. There were genuine calls from Roy Carroll (Man U), Kevin Lisbie (Charlton), Jonathan Fortune (Charlton - who gave Rachel a hard time on the phone), Paul Dickov (Leicester), some Burnley player and the entire Rotherham United teambus on their way to Sunderland. There was a spoof call from someone saying they were Ally McCoist and also one from an unnamed player who was playing scrabble at home with his mum. Chris said in the old days on Radio 1 he’d
just talk about beer, but now it’s just beer and football.
Chris played The Red Hot Chilli Peppers new one called Fortune Fader. Chris thinks it’ll be a grower, Dave likes it. Dave also repeated how much he loves the new Kings Of Leon tune Wasted Time. He got the album free and Chris asked him when the last time he actually bought an album himself was. Dave couldn’t remember. Rachel was eating cake again. She’s got her Weight Watchers weigh-in tomorrow but said she was eating cake because she saved up some points yesterday. Chris forgot David Garido’s name when introducing the 4.30 news and sport. He apologised but Garido seemed a bit arsey with him. Chris asked him if he was sexually frustrated or something. He asked David when the last time he had sex was. He said Sunday. Chris asked him if he was in a relationship but he said no. Dave said Garido was a player and Chris asked Garido if it was a prostitute he'd slept with on Sunday. He said no and said there is just so many women queuing up after him. Chris has a new nickname for him, David GaGigolo.
This week is the week when Chris and the team will decide where to switch on the Christmas Lights this year. The bids didn’t include one from Leeds City Council, who have pissed off Chris by choosing Phil Jupitus and Dick and Dom from that god awful Bungalow show to switch on their lights instead. The actual bids have been narrowed down to 3 and in Pop Idol stylee we will choose which place wins. The first finalist is Swansea. They had Elsa from the Swansea Council on to talk about it. She was 27 but sounded about 45. She’s already been through one divorce. Chris introduced her as Caroline. Rachel said she told him during the last song it wasn’t her anymore and was Elsa. Chris said he was too busy pressing bloody buttons and Rachel should shut up and eat some cake. He gave Elsa 30 seconds over a Christmassy styled up Countdown clock to say why we should vote for Swansea. She read out a good poem that fitted the music perfectly. It mentioned Aled and Chris said he’s unsure of taking Aled back to Swansea as he’s been shot at twice there. Elsa said she could put the team up in a posh hotel Catherine Zeta Jones has stayed in, and also said Chris was looking fit in the issue of Heat she was reading today. Chris said she was saying all the right things.
There’ll be another Xmas Lights finalist tomorrow. Chris saw Michael Bridges of Leeds playing scrabble with his mother and he won. He sais that he owes him because Chris bought his dad a shirt with Bridges on it but because he was injured all of last season, he didnt have a number so the shirt is still numberless. Chris said hello to someone who has just had a baby. Dave asked if it was a female. Chris said that was a particularly stupid question although it might have been Arnie from the film Junior when he isnt groping women. Chris then said that they arent elephants. Dave said that male elephants cant get pregnant either. Realising what utter bollocks they were talking, they thought how they actually got the breakfast show. Chris concluded that it wont be much of a difference as the current presenter talks rubbish most of the time too.
Dave got an interesting text message saying that male Seahorses get pregnant. Chris went into Kiddieminster Harriers official website. Chris was disappointed that the site was members only, I guess thats got a lot of members. Rachel has her own password for the site. Rachel gave Chris her password but wouldnt reveal what it was.
Rachel said that they had confirmed their guest for next week but wouldnt reveal it. Chris is persevering with the Mystery Afternoon Sound. Today was a horse. Dave was going out tonight but wouldnt reveal what. Rachel was away to see Jerry Springer the Opera in the theatre. She will give a review tomorrow. She said she will take some sparkling water. Chris said she was munching carrots yesterday in te studio. Dave said he likes eating cold pizza from the night before in the morning. Chris said that he was going to not drink until next Tuesday. Chris said that he will have a weigh in next week live in the studio. Chris slagged off Kylies new record. It hasnt grown on Dave yet.
Rachels Slimming - How is she doing?
Week 1 - 5 lbs off
Week 2 - 1 Ibs off
Week 3 - stayed the same
Week 4 - 2 Lbs off
Daves Tedious Link
Travis Tied to the 90's - Travis hail from Glasgow as does Lulu - Lulu rhymes with Zulu - Zulus are famous for their ability at throwing spears as is Steve Backley - Steve Backley is a British athlete - Athlete, the band, are led by singer Joel - Joel is the surname of singer Billy who was married to American supermodel Christie Brinkley - Brinkley had a cameo in the film National Lampoons Vacation alongside Chevy Chase - Chevy Chase shares the same surname as Lorraine Chase who is currently starring in Emmerdale alongside Harry Kewells missus - Kewell rhymes with Jewel as in Jewel in the Nile which was a 1985 film starring Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas - Michael Douglas is married to Catherine Zeta Jones who made her name as an actress in the Darling Buds of May alongside her on screen father David Jason - Jason was famous for hanging about with the Argonauts - The word argonauts shares many of the same letters as the word Astronauts who are paid to go into space - Space recorded the Ballad of Tom Jones - Tom Jones is Welsh as are the Manic Street Preachers - The Manics performed as back up for Oasis at their big Knebworth gig in 1996 as did Dreadzone - Which links us to Dreadzone and Little Britain (Chris had never heard of it... ever)
