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- Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:57 pm
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1. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 2. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 3. Girls Aloud - Jump, 4. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On, 5. Blink 182 - Feeling This 3:30 NEWS 6. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 7. Liberty X - Jumpin, 8. Missy Elliott - Pump It Up (album track), 9. Travis - Re-Offender, 10. Ja Rule - Reigns, 11. Iio - Rapture, 12. Pink - Trouble, 13. The Lost Brothers - Cry Little Sister, 14. Nickelback - Someday, 15. Mary J Blige feat Eve - Not Today 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 16. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 17. Stereophonics - Since I Told You It’s Over, 18. Avid Merrion - Proper Crimbo, 19. The White Stripes - 7 Nation Army, 20. Christina Aguilera - The Voice Within 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 21. Outkast - Hey Ya, 22. U2 - Beautiful Day, 23. Rachel Stevens - Funky Dory, 24. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 25. Blur - On Your Own (Tedious Link), 26. Linus Loves feat Sam Obernik - Stand Back, 27. Nelly Furtado - Powerless
Today’s show was the last one of the week as tomorrow Chris, Dave, Rachel and Aled are going to be filming a TV advert for their new breakfast show. Scott Mills will be sitting in tomorrow and for most of December (as announced earlier in the week on his early breakfast show). This probably means the last ever afternoon show will be on December 5th. The breakfast show starts on Monday January 5th. Dave gave this away in the first link although it went unnoticed by Chris.
The team had photos for Heat Magazine taken this morning. Dave said the issue containing them comes out on January 6th, the day after the first breakfast show, hence giving it away. Aled was late for this mornings photoshoot. Chris was OK waiting as there was free tea, fags and bacon sarnies in the studio. Chris said that studio was the one in which he filmed his video cameo for Avid Merrion’s new Christmas single Proper Crimbo. Rachel wasn’t in today as she was on an ‘advanced producers course’. Aled ably filled in and Elly was BA. The whole team went out with a Radio 1 boss (presumably Ben) and Dominic Bryne from Newsbeat for a meal in London last night. Chris said Dominic really stuck the boat out and had two pints. In the restaurant there were suede curtains separating the ordinary punters from the VIP’s booth that the team were in. Dominic and the unnamed Radio 1 boss got into a row with staff over the drawing of the curtains. Dominic said he continually 'pulled back the suede curtains'. Chris wanted to put a stop to the conversation:
Chris - ‘No cheap gags, right. No more double-entendres. I’m just going to change the subject and move on now OK?..... Aled, quite surprised your at work today, I thought you would have been at the anti-bush protest’.
Chris played Jump from Girls Aloud, which is on the soundtrack to the new Richard Curtis film Love Actually. Dave took Emma to see it (he wanted to earn brownie points so he could go to the Wolves game this weekend). Chris hasn’t seen it yet and asked Dave what he thought. Dave said that if he was being critical then there were too many sub-plots and too many characters to actually get to know any of them well. He said it was no brainer stuff that didn’t require much concentration. Chris apologised to Richard Curtis for Dave’s scathing review. (*edit by Bob - im sure Richard Curtis would not have heard because he was being interviewed by Steve Wright on Radio 2 at the same time) Dave said it wasn’t scathing and he actually enjoyed it, it wasn’t as much of a chick-flick as he had thought. Chris asked if there were breasts in it. Dave said yes. Chris is going to see it then. Other films on his ‘to see list’ are The Matrix 3 and Kill Bill. Aled has seen Kill Bill 3 times (although technically 2 and a half as he fell asleep half way through last time). Chris asked Aled to explain all about it. He didn’t do a very good job. Chris asked who ‘Bill’ was - he asked if it was Bill Murray, Bill Cosby or Bill Medley. Aled said you don’t really find out who Bill is as there is a sequel out next year that reveals more. Aled said the only bit of him you see is him stroking his stick. Chris asked what the certificate was if he was doing that. Chris asked Aled if it was a long and thick stick. Some more unfortunate wording from Aled as he said he thinks Bill ‘comes into the second part more’. Chris said ‘What a man. You’ve got to respect him for that’. Aled said Chris would enjoy Kill Bill because it is really well made and he’d enjoy it on a technical level.
Talking of technology and general geekiness, Chris was taking part in an interactive roulette game on AVAGO, on Sky Digital last night. Chris’s favourite Nigel May was presenting along with someone who sounded like Dominic Bryne. Chris played a clip. Chris said he was gay flirting with Nigel via his Sky remote, as he kept talking about Chris's messages when they appeared on the screen. Chris recalled the time Aled bought cutlery and towels off biduptv, but he has lost them since in a settlement. Chris went through the papers in search of light-hearted stuff that they could talk about. He mainly found stuff on Michael Jackson, George Bush and the royals - Dave said ‘pass’. The only interesting stuff Chris could find to talk about was Jo, 25 from Leicestershire on page 3 of the Star. Chris found a good story to read from the paper but Aled said although it was entertaining, it wasn't for the air.
Chris played Cry Little Sister by The Lost Brothers which features a sample from the film The Lost Boys (see what they've done there) which Chris loves. Chris watched The Osbournes last night. He played a funny clip from the show he watched last night. It was of Ozzy trying to turn on the radio in his car, via the automated voice recognition system. It didn’t understand Ozzy’s brummie twang so someone else had to say it for him. With it coming up to Xmas, Chris has been sent a batch of ‘hilarious’ talking Christmas cards. They were of Simon Cowell (crap), Fred Elliott and Ashley from Corrie (marginally better), Ant and Dec (awful because they sounded sounded like Americans, prompting funny impressions by Chris) and Ozzy Osbourne (poor as well).
Chris talked to Garido about the humiliation of the 6-0 thrashing that Scotland got from Holland that meant Holland go to Euro 2004. The only good news from last night is that Latvia overcame the odds and dumped Turkey out of the championship. Dominic brought up the suede curtains again and was thinking of buying them. Dominic went for a wee and Dave and Chris left. Chris had the first play exclusive of Avid Merrions xmas single Proper Chrim-Bo. The first view of the video is on tomorrow night on Channel 4 at 11:15pm, Chris is in it with Edith Bowman. Avid will be on the show ( i know, its hard to believe they let him back) next Monday the 1st December. The majority of the texts were positive. Someone said it sounded a bit like Outkast. Chris doesnt understand why people write FRM in texts instead of From as its only one letter. It will be released on the 15th December 2003.
Chris did more impressions of Rod Mckenzie after the 5 news. He also did Des Lynam after the U2 Beautiful Day song. Chris had a new competition called The Radio 1 Mystery Afternoon Song. You had to text in VOTE YES or VOTE NO if you knew what the song was. I would think that a lot of the yes' were lying as it was Phil Bailey and Phil Collins with Easy Lover from 1985.
AVAGO CHANNEL 235 TRANSCrIPT(Theres a girl on there called Cat Porter, looks a wee bit like Rachel Stevens, gorgeous she is but anyway)
Dave - You have officially scored... tis true!
Chris - Oh dear, go on, tell everyone with who.
Dave - Ok, before we were talking about this telly channel called AVAGO and the presenter on there whose name is Nigel May and you were talking last night where you were taking part in these interactive games and obviously you have to put your name in there and he was, well, sort of, having a conversation on there. He was saying 'oh Chris Moyles, wonder if its the real Chris Moyles and your texting him blah blah blah mention us on the show today etc etc. So an email comes in which reads as follows Dear Chris, Nigel May from AVAGO here, Hi Luv (please say in a gay camp voice). Thanks a million for the mentions today of your, how do you call it, flirting last night. My mother was very happy...
Chris - He said gay flirting.
Dave - (carrying on) ... she might even change from listening to Radio Gloucestershire and convert to you. Lets play together soon...
Chris - Now, Now, what he means by that is play the game on the telly.
Dave - Ill continue 'Congrats on getting the morning show, I always had you down as an early riser. Look forward to you aving a go sometime soon. Nigel May.
Chris - Have you seen what hes put underneath that?
Dave - His email address... and his mobile phone number.
Aled - Oooooooh
Chris - Do you think Ive pulled?
Aled - Youve pulled!
Chris - Hes too old for me.
Dave - D'ya think?
Chris - Yeah, sorry bout that (shouts) AND BESIDES IM NOT GAY SO STOP LOOKING AT ME.
Dave - Maybe we've awoken the beast within.
Chris - My beast is still asleep, thank you very much.
Aled - How long were you texting for, were you doing it for hours?
Chris - Dont try and make it out as some kind of saddo thing that you do, sitting on the Internet typing away My Name is Aled, what is your name, My name is Bob and im from Czechoslovakia, Do you like flowers too Bob?.
Dave - You dont get many Bobs in Czechoslovakia? How many do you know?
Chris - I dont know any. (continues) What are you doing on the Bidup.tv website, I am buying towels, I lost some recently in a settlement, Thats funny so did I
Dave - We have so much in common
Chris laughs
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams Angels - Angels often appear in Xmas Nativity plays along with Shepherds - Shepherds look after sheep - Sheep like to live on mountains as do the Swiss - The Swiss in the ability in making clocks - Clocks was a top ten hit for Coldplay in April of this year - Coldplay frontman Chris Martin goes out with Gwyneth Paltrow who in turn used to date Brad Pitt who is now married to Jennifer Anniston who is a Friends co star to David Schwimmer who used to go out with Natalie Imbruglia - Natalie Imbruglia shares the same christian name as Natalie Cassidy who plays Sonia in Eastenders - Eastenders is responsible for relaunching the career of Shane Richie - Shane Richie shares the same surname as singer Lionel Ritchie who used to be in the Commodores - Commodores were a type of computer - Computers are used extensively by NASA - Nasser Hussain used to be the England Cricket Captain - Captain Birdseye on the other hand only selects the finest juicy cod - and cod rhymes with tod as in the expression On your tod which literally translated means ON YOUR OWN - Which links us to Blur and On Your Own
Today’s show was the last one of the week as tomorrow Chris, Dave, Rachel and Aled are going to be filming a TV advert for their new breakfast show. Scott Mills will be sitting in tomorrow and for most of December (as announced earlier in the week on his early breakfast show). This probably means the last ever afternoon show will be on December 5th. The breakfast show starts on Monday January 5th. Dave gave this away in the first link although it went unnoticed by Chris.
The team had photos for Heat Magazine taken this morning. Dave said the issue containing them comes out on January 6th, the day after the first breakfast show, hence giving it away. Aled was late for this mornings photoshoot. Chris was OK waiting as there was free tea, fags and bacon sarnies in the studio. Chris said that studio was the one in which he filmed his video cameo for Avid Merrion’s new Christmas single Proper Crimbo. Rachel wasn’t in today as she was on an ‘advanced producers course’. Aled ably filled in and Elly was BA. The whole team went out with a Radio 1 boss (presumably Ben) and Dominic Bryne from Newsbeat for a meal in London last night. Chris said Dominic really stuck the boat out and had two pints. In the restaurant there were suede curtains separating the ordinary punters from the VIP’s booth that the team were in. Dominic and the unnamed Radio 1 boss got into a row with staff over the drawing of the curtains. Dominic said he continually 'pulled back the suede curtains'. Chris wanted to put a stop to the conversation:
Chris - ‘No cheap gags, right. No more double-entendres. I’m just going to change the subject and move on now OK?..... Aled, quite surprised your at work today, I thought you would have been at the anti-bush protest’.
Chris played Jump from Girls Aloud, which is on the soundtrack to the new Richard Curtis film Love Actually. Dave took Emma to see it (he wanted to earn brownie points so he could go to the Wolves game this weekend). Chris hasn’t seen it yet and asked Dave what he thought. Dave said that if he was being critical then there were too many sub-plots and too many characters to actually get to know any of them well. He said it was no brainer stuff that didn’t require much concentration. Chris apologised to Richard Curtis for Dave’s scathing review. (*edit by Bob - im sure Richard Curtis would not have heard because he was being interviewed by Steve Wright on Radio 2 at the same time) Dave said it wasn’t scathing and he actually enjoyed it, it wasn’t as much of a chick-flick as he had thought. Chris asked if there were breasts in it. Dave said yes. Chris is going to see it then. Other films on his ‘to see list’ are The Matrix 3 and Kill Bill. Aled has seen Kill Bill 3 times (although technically 2 and a half as he fell asleep half way through last time). Chris asked Aled to explain all about it. He didn’t do a very good job. Chris asked who ‘Bill’ was - he asked if it was Bill Murray, Bill Cosby or Bill Medley. Aled said you don’t really find out who Bill is as there is a sequel out next year that reveals more. Aled said the only bit of him you see is him stroking his stick. Chris asked what the certificate was if he was doing that. Chris asked Aled if it was a long and thick stick. Some more unfortunate wording from Aled as he said he thinks Bill ‘comes into the second part more’. Chris said ‘What a man. You’ve got to respect him for that’. Aled said Chris would enjoy Kill Bill because it is really well made and he’d enjoy it on a technical level.
Talking of technology and general geekiness, Chris was taking part in an interactive roulette game on AVAGO, on Sky Digital last night. Chris’s favourite Nigel May was presenting along with someone who sounded like Dominic Bryne. Chris played a clip. Chris said he was gay flirting with Nigel via his Sky remote, as he kept talking about Chris's messages when they appeared on the screen. Chris recalled the time Aled bought cutlery and towels off biduptv, but he has lost them since in a settlement. Chris went through the papers in search of light-hearted stuff that they could talk about. He mainly found stuff on Michael Jackson, George Bush and the royals - Dave said ‘pass’. The only interesting stuff Chris could find to talk about was Jo, 25 from Leicestershire on page 3 of the Star. Chris found a good story to read from the paper but Aled said although it was entertaining, it wasn't for the air.
Chris played Cry Little Sister by The Lost Brothers which features a sample from the film The Lost Boys (see what they've done there) which Chris loves. Chris watched The Osbournes last night. He played a funny clip from the show he watched last night. It was of Ozzy trying to turn on the radio in his car, via the automated voice recognition system. It didn’t understand Ozzy’s brummie twang so someone else had to say it for him. With it coming up to Xmas, Chris has been sent a batch of ‘hilarious’ talking Christmas cards. They were of Simon Cowell (crap), Fred Elliott and Ashley from Corrie (marginally better), Ant and Dec (awful because they sounded sounded like Americans, prompting funny impressions by Chris) and Ozzy Osbourne (poor as well).
Chris talked to Garido about the humiliation of the 6-0 thrashing that Scotland got from Holland that meant Holland go to Euro 2004. The only good news from last night is that Latvia overcame the odds and dumped Turkey out of the championship. Dominic brought up the suede curtains again and was thinking of buying them. Dominic went for a wee and Dave and Chris left. Chris had the first play exclusive of Avid Merrions xmas single Proper Chrim-Bo. The first view of the video is on tomorrow night on Channel 4 at 11:15pm, Chris is in it with Edith Bowman. Avid will be on the show ( i know, its hard to believe they let him back) next Monday the 1st December. The majority of the texts were positive. Someone said it sounded a bit like Outkast. Chris doesnt understand why people write FRM in texts instead of From as its only one letter. It will be released on the 15th December 2003.
Chris did more impressions of Rod Mckenzie after the 5 news. He also did Des Lynam after the U2 Beautiful Day song. Chris had a new competition called The Radio 1 Mystery Afternoon Song. You had to text in VOTE YES or VOTE NO if you knew what the song was. I would think that a lot of the yes' were lying as it was Phil Bailey and Phil Collins with Easy Lover from 1985.
AVAGO CHANNEL 235 TRANSCrIPT(Theres a girl on there called Cat Porter, looks a wee bit like Rachel Stevens, gorgeous she is but anyway)
Dave - You have officially scored... tis true!
Chris - Oh dear, go on, tell everyone with who.
Dave - Ok, before we were talking about this telly channel called AVAGO and the presenter on there whose name is Nigel May and you were talking last night where you were taking part in these interactive games and obviously you have to put your name in there and he was, well, sort of, having a conversation on there. He was saying 'oh Chris Moyles, wonder if its the real Chris Moyles and your texting him blah blah blah mention us on the show today etc etc. So an email comes in which reads as follows Dear Chris, Nigel May from AVAGO here, Hi Luv (please say in a gay camp voice). Thanks a million for the mentions today of your, how do you call it, flirting last night. My mother was very happy...
Chris - He said gay flirting.
Dave - (carrying on) ... she might even change from listening to Radio Gloucestershire and convert to you. Lets play together soon...
Chris - Now, Now, what he means by that is play the game on the telly.
Dave - Ill continue 'Congrats on getting the morning show, I always had you down as an early riser. Look forward to you aving a go sometime soon. Nigel May.
Chris - Have you seen what hes put underneath that?
Dave - His email address... and his mobile phone number.
Aled - Oooooooh
Chris - Do you think Ive pulled?
Aled - Youve pulled!
Chris - Hes too old for me.
Dave - D'ya think?
Chris - Yeah, sorry bout that (shouts) AND BESIDES IM NOT GAY SO STOP LOOKING AT ME.
Dave - Maybe we've awoken the beast within.
Chris - My beast is still asleep, thank you very much.
Aled - How long were you texting for, were you doing it for hours?
Chris - Dont try and make it out as some kind of saddo thing that you do, sitting on the Internet typing away My Name is Aled, what is your name, My name is Bob and im from Czechoslovakia, Do you like flowers too Bob?.
Dave - You dont get many Bobs in Czechoslovakia? How many do you know?
Chris - I dont know any. (continues) What are you doing on the Bidup.tv website, I am buying towels, I lost some recently in a settlement, Thats funny so did I
Dave - We have so much in common
Chris laughs
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams Angels - Angels often appear in Xmas Nativity plays along with Shepherds - Shepherds look after sheep - Sheep like to live on mountains as do the Swiss - The Swiss in the ability in making clocks - Clocks was a top ten hit for Coldplay in April of this year - Coldplay frontman Chris Martin goes out with Gwyneth Paltrow who in turn used to date Brad Pitt who is now married to Jennifer Anniston who is a Friends co star to David Schwimmer who used to go out with Natalie Imbruglia - Natalie Imbruglia shares the same christian name as Natalie Cassidy who plays Sonia in Eastenders - Eastenders is responsible for relaunching the career of Shane Richie - Shane Richie shares the same surname as singer Lionel Ritchie who used to be in the Commodores - Commodores were a type of computer - Computers are used extensively by NASA - Nasser Hussain used to be the England Cricket Captain - Captain Birdseye on the other hand only selects the finest juicy cod - and cod rhymes with tod as in the expression On your tod which literally translated means ON YOUR OWN - Which links us to Blur and On Your Own
