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- Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:15 am
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1. Jamelia - Superstar 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Outkast - Hey Ya, 3. Shakedown - At Night, 4. The Strokes - Reptilia, 5. BUZZ OFF - Andy Williams - Music To Watch Girls By, 6. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 8. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, 9. Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe, 10. The Tamperer feat Maya - Feel It 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 12. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time, 13. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 14. Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z - Crazy In Love, 15. Feeder - Comfort In Sound 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Liberty X - Just A Little, 17. Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes, 18. Will Young - Leave Right Now, 19. Evanescence - Going Under, 20. Texas - Say What You Want (Tedious Link), 21. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine, 22. The Darkness - Friday Night, 23. Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Zephyr Song, 24. 2Play feat Raghav & Jucxi - So Confused 9:30 NEWSBEAT 25. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body, 26. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 27. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 28. Victoria Beckham - This Groove
Chris and Dave watched the fantastic Bolton - Villa Carling Cup match last night. Juliette didn’t as she doesn’t have Sky. Chris said that Jay Jay Okocha’s one-legged goal celebration is exactly the same as the dance he was doing last week. It involves putting your right leg in your right hand, putting it behind you and then thusting your knee forwards and backwards three times (while saying “Woof Woof Woof!” - although that’s just Chris and not Okocha). Chris demonstrated the dance to the class again but it still doesn’t work so well on t’radio. Show exec Joe Harland had his birthday yesterday and he’s now exactly the same age as Chris and Dave, 29....sorry I mean 23. Chris and Dave decided to wind up Aled about his age again as he hates it. Chris said he thought Will was in the year below Aled at college and totally out of the blue Comedy Dave said - “You were also in the same class as Michael Aspel weren’t you?”. Not really a target reference and the same could be said for Chris’s choice for Buzz Off today. May 1967 to be exact - Andy Williams and Music To Watch Girls By. Rachel and Dave had had enough after 10 seconds, the listeners buzzed on 1:23 and Aled waited until 1:39 as Chris told him Andy Williams was welsh. Dave again didn’t sound too impressed with Chris’s choice of tune. Chris was feeling perky and in a good mood at the top of today’s show but it only took him half an hour to turn as he ranted about five different subjects in the 7:30 newsbeat bulletin. The main one was about Leeds United as he said he was “really annoyed with the pathetic people who run the football club”. After about 5 minutes he somehow found a punchline out and broke the news he was off to Roman Abramovich’s house and would settle for just a straight £5 million.
Today is Aled’s big photo-shoot for “The UK’s 50 most eligible bachelors” and he has got another big spot on his face. Chris said he ran into the office at lunchtime yesterday, celebrating the fact that his spot had been popped by Megan from Jo Whiley’s show. Chris sounded disgusted and said he didn’t get the idea of picking and bursting your own spots at all, let alone someone elses. Aled had more news about the spot-picking fiasco:
Aled - Sorry if your eating cornflakes or brekkie at the moment, but...we got it on Megan’s top
Chris - Oh No! No! No! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Dave - So Megan is walking round with....
Chris (interrupting) - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Enough!
Chris said that if he is a “shock jock”, then Aled is a “shock BA” for making comments like that at quarter to 8 in the morning. I’m A “Celebrity” starts on Monday on ITV1 and hopefully some of the D-list stars taking part will be on the show on Monday or Tuesday next week (pre-recorded interviews on the phone with Dominic). They were meant to be recorded today though, although instead of ringing between 5 and 6am as they had promised, the company rang in at 7.40 saying it wasn’t happening today. Dave sounded peed off with the whole thing as he’d been writing questions at half 5.
Just before ten to 8, Chris hid some of Rachel’s precious Weightwatchers chocolate crisp bars in the live lounge. He protested his innocence but said she shouldn’t have been eating chocolate at that time of the morning anyway. She went into a foul mood with him, prompting some funny impressions of her by Chris either side of 8:00. Chris offered to make it up to her by going to the offy next door and getting her a nice caramac, curly wurly or finger of fudge. She declined the invitation and ate an orange instead. Chris said the nation was divided over whether or not he should tell her where the missing chocolate was, she said they weren’t because they all wanted him to tell her. Chris again pretended it wasn’t him but Rachel still didn’t believe him.
Chris - your like that man in the bible you...who’s name I’ve forgotten..
Dave - Moses!
Chris - No shut up Dave
(everyone including Dom + Jules laughs)
Chris - There’s no bit in the bible where Moses goes...(cue Avid Merrion impression)...Alright, where are my chocolate treats? (normal voice) I’ve never read that bit before...
(more laughter from Dave and intro to Black Eyed Peas “Shut Up” - which Chris thought was quite apt after that ten minute link).
Later on Chris returned the chocolate crisp bars into the studio and set Rachel the challenge of finding them while him and Dave told her if she was warm or cold. She found them, but only one as the rest had seemingly been eaten. Chris then produced a box from under his desk and was handing them out left, right and centre while Rachel only had the one 95 calorie bar to scoff herself. Jo Whiley and her team felt sorry for Rachel so bought a big bucket of Cadburys Chocolate from the offy and invited her in to share with them after 10 o’clock, not really the best advice for someone on a Weightwatchers diet.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK SO GOOD WE PLAY IT TWICE:
Tomorrow is the big final where someone will be winning a big trip to NYC with Radio 1. The top 4 from the week qualify for that final and after this mornings proceedings, they were Nick, Lydia, Alex and Lisa.
CONTESTANT: IAN from Portsmouth who works in I.T.
QUESTIONS: (A=answer, 1pt correct, correct answers in italics)
1. In which US state would you find the world famous Everglades? (A - Colorado) X 0 (Florida)
2. What is the surname of the singer we know as Beyonce? (A - Knowles) 1
3. Which Sandra starred in the Speed films? (A - Bullock) 1
4. The city of Boston is situated in which American state? (A - Pass) X 0 (Massachusetts)
5. Which actor stars as Dewey Finn in the forthcoming movie School Of Rock? (A - Jack Black) 1
6. About which Florida city did Will Smith famously sing? (A - Miami) 1
7. Leonardo Di Caprio starred alongside which (didn’t complete question as Ian answered early) (A - Gangs Of New York) X 0
8. Whose current single is entitled “God Is A DJ”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Pink)
9. Anchorage is situated in which US State? (A - Pass) X 0 (Alaska)
10. Whose hits include “..Intergalatic..” and “No Sleep Till Brooklyn”? (A - Beastie Boys) 1
11. Justin Timberlake is currently dating which Hollywood actress? (A - Cameron Diaz) 1
12. What was the name of the LA club where River Phoenix died in 1993? (A - Pass) X 0 (The Viper Room)
13. The US is made up of how many States? (A - 52) X 0 (50)
14. Who’s currently in the charts with a cover of Sheryl Crow’s “All I Wanna Do”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Amy Studt)
15. Which nationality is Blackburn goalkeeper Brad Friedel? (A - American) 1
16. Whose current musical offering is entitled “Milkshake”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Kelis)
17. What type of fruit would you normally expect to find on a Hawaiian pizza? (A - Pineapple) 1
18. Which American singer is married to Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale? (A - Gwen Stefani) 1
TOTAL SCORE = 9 POINTS, meaning Ian misses out on the final by a single point. There was controversy as he got one right at the end as the clock ran out, but it didn’t count. Chris then cut him off as he talked about the time Portsmouth beat Leeds 6-1 this season.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
NEIL a landscape gardener from Southminster 2
LEE a field engineer from Birmingham 0
New jingle from American Paul - Chris, Dave, Rachel and Aled - three good reasons to get up in the morning
Daves Tedious Link
The Stone Roses Fools Gold - Gold along with frankincense and myrr were all gifts given by the three wise men - The three wise men navigated their way through the night sky by following the stars - a method that was later adopted by sailors before the advent of radar - If you knock the last “r” off the word radar you’re left with RADA which is like a top college for budding actors - Actors need directors - Directors tend to sit in chairs with their names on the back - “Back Of The Net” was a popular catchphrase from the world of Alan Partridge - The plural of partridge is partridges which like to live in pear trees - Trees have leaves as do certain types of pot plants - Plants require soil - Soil rhymes with oil - Oil is something you put in your car as is petrol - Petrol is sold by the gallon so you might perhaps put five gallons in your car or you might fill it with ten gallons - and when you think of ten gallons you think of Ten-gallon hats which are the headwear of choice for the fashionable people of Texas - Which links us to Texas and Say What You Want
FLAWS
* The three wise men followed one star, not “the stars”
* Petrol is sold in litres not gallons
They don’t call it the Tedious Link for nothing as Chris and Dave got into a very long and dull argument about the definition of a “radar”. Dave said it WAS a navigational unit and called Chris a pillock for arguing otherwise. Chris said it’s not as it doesn’t tell you where you’re going. Dominic was with Dave on this one, Paddy O’Connell texted in to say he agreed with Chris. Chris and Dave put £6.50 on a listener text poll to see who was right, hence VOTE DAVE or VOTE CHRIS to 81199. Dave swiftly won with 51.6% of the votes and Chris made his excuses.
PINK ON THE SHOW TOMORROW - Chris asked people to ring in and record questions for her (making me think the interview might have been pre-recorded from this afternoon). She will be on after 9 tomorrow morning, although whether live or not we’ll have to wait and see.
Chris and Dave watched the fantastic Bolton - Villa Carling Cup match last night. Juliette didn’t as she doesn’t have Sky. Chris said that Jay Jay Okocha’s one-legged goal celebration is exactly the same as the dance he was doing last week. It involves putting your right leg in your right hand, putting it behind you and then thusting your knee forwards and backwards three times (while saying “Woof Woof Woof!” - although that’s just Chris and not Okocha). Chris demonstrated the dance to the class again but it still doesn’t work so well on t’radio. Show exec Joe Harland had his birthday yesterday and he’s now exactly the same age as Chris and Dave, 29....sorry I mean 23. Chris and Dave decided to wind up Aled about his age again as he hates it. Chris said he thought Will was in the year below Aled at college and totally out of the blue Comedy Dave said - “You were also in the same class as Michael Aspel weren’t you?”. Not really a target reference and the same could be said for Chris’s choice for Buzz Off today. May 1967 to be exact - Andy Williams and Music To Watch Girls By. Rachel and Dave had had enough after 10 seconds, the listeners buzzed on 1:23 and Aled waited until 1:39 as Chris told him Andy Williams was welsh. Dave again didn’t sound too impressed with Chris’s choice of tune. Chris was feeling perky and in a good mood at the top of today’s show but it only took him half an hour to turn as he ranted about five different subjects in the 7:30 newsbeat bulletin. The main one was about Leeds United as he said he was “really annoyed with the pathetic people who run the football club”. After about 5 minutes he somehow found a punchline out and broke the news he was off to Roman Abramovich’s house and would settle for just a straight £5 million.
Today is Aled’s big photo-shoot for “The UK’s 50 most eligible bachelors” and he has got another big spot on his face. Chris said he ran into the office at lunchtime yesterday, celebrating the fact that his spot had been popped by Megan from Jo Whiley’s show. Chris sounded disgusted and said he didn’t get the idea of picking and bursting your own spots at all, let alone someone elses. Aled had more news about the spot-picking fiasco:
Aled - Sorry if your eating cornflakes or brekkie at the moment, but...we got it on Megan’s top
Chris - Oh No! No! No! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Dave - So Megan is walking round with....
Chris (interrupting) - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Enough!
Chris said that if he is a “shock jock”, then Aled is a “shock BA” for making comments like that at quarter to 8 in the morning. I’m A “Celebrity” starts on Monday on ITV1 and hopefully some of the D-list stars taking part will be on the show on Monday or Tuesday next week (pre-recorded interviews on the phone with Dominic). They were meant to be recorded today though, although instead of ringing between 5 and 6am as they had promised, the company rang in at 7.40 saying it wasn’t happening today. Dave sounded peed off with the whole thing as he’d been writing questions at half 5.
Just before ten to 8, Chris hid some of Rachel’s precious Weightwatchers chocolate crisp bars in the live lounge. He protested his innocence but said she shouldn’t have been eating chocolate at that time of the morning anyway. She went into a foul mood with him, prompting some funny impressions of her by Chris either side of 8:00. Chris offered to make it up to her by going to the offy next door and getting her a nice caramac, curly wurly or finger of fudge. She declined the invitation and ate an orange instead. Chris said the nation was divided over whether or not he should tell her where the missing chocolate was, she said they weren’t because they all wanted him to tell her. Chris again pretended it wasn’t him but Rachel still didn’t believe him.
Chris - your like that man in the bible you...who’s name I’ve forgotten..
Dave - Moses!
Chris - No shut up Dave
(everyone including Dom + Jules laughs)
Chris - There’s no bit in the bible where Moses goes...(cue Avid Merrion impression)...Alright, where are my chocolate treats? (normal voice) I’ve never read that bit before...
(more laughter from Dave and intro to Black Eyed Peas “Shut Up” - which Chris thought was quite apt after that ten minute link).
Later on Chris returned the chocolate crisp bars into the studio and set Rachel the challenge of finding them while him and Dave told her if she was warm or cold. She found them, but only one as the rest had seemingly been eaten. Chris then produced a box from under his desk and was handing them out left, right and centre while Rachel only had the one 95 calorie bar to scoff herself. Jo Whiley and her team felt sorry for Rachel so bought a big bucket of Cadburys Chocolate from the offy and invited her in to share with them after 10 o’clock, not really the best advice for someone on a Weightwatchers diet.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK SO GOOD WE PLAY IT TWICE:
Tomorrow is the big final where someone will be winning a big trip to NYC with Radio 1. The top 4 from the week qualify for that final and after this mornings proceedings, they were Nick, Lydia, Alex and Lisa.
CONTESTANT: IAN from Portsmouth who works in I.T.
QUESTIONS: (A=answer, 1pt correct, correct answers in italics)
1. In which US state would you find the world famous Everglades? (A - Colorado) X 0 (Florida)
2. What is the surname of the singer we know as Beyonce? (A - Knowles) 1
3. Which Sandra starred in the Speed films? (A - Bullock) 1
4. The city of Boston is situated in which American state? (A - Pass) X 0 (Massachusetts)
5. Which actor stars as Dewey Finn in the forthcoming movie School Of Rock? (A - Jack Black) 1
6. About which Florida city did Will Smith famously sing? (A - Miami) 1
7. Leonardo Di Caprio starred alongside which (didn’t complete question as Ian answered early) (A - Gangs Of New York) X 0
8. Whose current single is entitled “God Is A DJ”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Pink)
9. Anchorage is situated in which US State? (A - Pass) X 0 (Alaska)
10. Whose hits include “..Intergalatic..” and “No Sleep Till Brooklyn”? (A - Beastie Boys) 1
11. Justin Timberlake is currently dating which Hollywood actress? (A - Cameron Diaz) 1
12. What was the name of the LA club where River Phoenix died in 1993? (A - Pass) X 0 (The Viper Room)
13. The US is made up of how many States? (A - 52) X 0 (50)
14. Who’s currently in the charts with a cover of Sheryl Crow’s “All I Wanna Do”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Amy Studt)
15. Which nationality is Blackburn goalkeeper Brad Friedel? (A - American) 1
16. Whose current musical offering is entitled “Milkshake”? (A - Pass) X 0 (Kelis)
17. What type of fruit would you normally expect to find on a Hawaiian pizza? (A - Pineapple) 1
18. Which American singer is married to Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale? (A - Gwen Stefani) 1
TOTAL SCORE = 9 POINTS, meaning Ian misses out on the final by a single point. There was controversy as he got one right at the end as the clock ran out, but it didn’t count. Chris then cut him off as he talked about the time Portsmouth beat Leeds 6-1 this season.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
NEIL a landscape gardener from Southminster 2
LEE a field engineer from Birmingham 0
New jingle from American Paul - Chris, Dave, Rachel and Aled - three good reasons to get up in the morning
Daves Tedious Link
The Stone Roses Fools Gold - Gold along with frankincense and myrr were all gifts given by the three wise men - The three wise men navigated their way through the night sky by following the stars - a method that was later adopted by sailors before the advent of radar - If you knock the last “r” off the word radar you’re left with RADA which is like a top college for budding actors - Actors need directors - Directors tend to sit in chairs with their names on the back - “Back Of The Net” was a popular catchphrase from the world of Alan Partridge - The plural of partridge is partridges which like to live in pear trees - Trees have leaves as do certain types of pot plants - Plants require soil - Soil rhymes with oil - Oil is something you put in your car as is petrol - Petrol is sold by the gallon so you might perhaps put five gallons in your car or you might fill it with ten gallons - and when you think of ten gallons you think of Ten-gallon hats which are the headwear of choice for the fashionable people of Texas - Which links us to Texas and Say What You Want
FLAWS
* The three wise men followed one star, not “the stars”
* Petrol is sold in litres not gallons
They don’t call it the Tedious Link for nothing as Chris and Dave got into a very long and dull argument about the definition of a “radar”. Dave said it WAS a navigational unit and called Chris a pillock for arguing otherwise. Chris said it’s not as it doesn’t tell you where you’re going. Dominic was with Dave on this one, Paddy O’Connell texted in to say he agreed with Chris. Chris and Dave put £6.50 on a listener text poll to see who was right, hence VOTE DAVE or VOTE CHRIS to 81199. Dave swiftly won with 51.6% of the votes and Chris made his excuses.
PINK ON THE SHOW TOMORROW - Chris asked people to ring in and record questions for her (making me think the interview might have been pre-recorded from this afternoon). She will be on after 9 tomorrow morning, although whether live or not we’ll have to wait and see.
