[Chris]

1. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 3. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, 4. Beenie Man feat Ms.Thing - Dude, 5. BUZZ OFF - Michelle Gayle - Sweetness, 6. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 8. Destiny’s Child - Independent Women, 9. Enrique Iglesias feat Kelis - Not In Love, 10. Outkast - Hey Ya 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Evanescence - Bring Me To Life, 12. 50 Cent - If I Can’t, 13. Peter Andre feat Bubbler Ranx - Mysterious Girl, 14. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 16. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 17. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 18. Faithless - Insomnia (Tedious Link), 19. The Strokes - Reptilia, 20. Sugababes - In The Middle, 21. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love, 22. Jennifer Lopez - Baby I Love U! (R. Kelly remix), 23. Blink 182 - I Miss You 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. Britney Spears - Toxic, 25. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 26. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far), 27. The Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama

Chris slept in this morning, again coincidentally on the same day that he had a new cab driver due to take him to work. He was called Jack and had been given Chris’s number. He left a slightly creepy but funny voicemail saying “This is Jack...your driver man, wakey wakey”. Chris played it on the air and Dave said that he sounded like the bus driver from The Simpsons (Otto). This Sunday is of course Chris’s 30th birthday (he’s found out he shares the same birthday as Bruce Forsyth) and as he was being driven into work today, Chris asked Jack to guess how old he will be. After a long stare at Chris while at the traffic lights and after rubbing his hand on his chin, Jack guessed... 39. As you would expect Chris was not impressed but Dave and Rachel found it funny. Tomorrow night Chris is going for birthday drinks with close friends and tonight he’s going out down the pub for birthday drinks with anyone who knows him as they are all invited. Dave said he might pop along but Rachel is out at a party/club night for her and her friends, which aims to raise money for charity. Chris originally thought Dave was joking when he said Rach is now “a club promoter”. Today was the last day of cover on Early Breakfast for Wes (Penk), who is finally off on holiday after the weekend. I don’t actually think he’s missed a chart show in the whole year since he’s been at Radio 1. Wes came in for a brief chat and was too tired to understand that he was only invited for drinks tonight and not tomorrow. Chris again took the piss out of his accent and the way he says Busted. Nemone will be back on Early Breakfast next Monday at 4am after a week on mid-mornings. Aled is still away with a viral infection so Dominic again stood in for him on Buzz Off today. Chris picked Sweetness by Michelle Gayle from September 94, which went the whole way. Dave buzzed on 7 seconds, Rachel on 20, the listeners on 3 mins 27 and Dominic let the rest run. Chris played it from her self-entitled debut album, which he said had very sexy shots of her inside. Dave said he never fancied her. Michelle is now of course married to slightly annoying BBC TV and Radio football pundit Mark Bright. This weekends footy action sees Rachel’s Kiddy Harriers play Swansea in Div 3, Juliette’s Port Vale are at Plymouth in Div 2, Dom’s Liverpool are at Pompey in the cup, Dave’s Everton at Southampton in the league and Mr Moyles’s very own dirty dirty Leeds away at Manchester United, also in the Premiership. Jules took the pee out of Leeds in her very first sports bulletin of the day, which annoyed Chris who then ranted at her about the fact that Port Vale are in Division 2 and she can’t talk. They could well be in the same league as Leeds next year though. Because it is his birthday weekend and Leeds are going to get thrashed tomorrow, Chris was at least looking for a bit of love and support from his friends regarding the match tomorrow...
Chris - Who do you think is gonna win Dave?
Dave - Manchester United
Chris - Right, it’s my birthday on Sunday Dave. I’m a Leeds fan, who do you think is gonna win the football?
Dave - Can I just ask a question? Where’s the game being played?
Chris - Old Trafford
Dave - You’ll definitely get thumped there
Chris - Thanks. Rachel?
Rachel - Oh Leeds definitely
Chris (claps) - There you go. That’s what I wanted - love, love, love. Dave, who’s gonna win that game?
Dave - Manchester United
(hits The Black Eyed Peas Vocal)
Chris played the new single by Enrique Iglesias and Kelis called Not In Love - or “Not In Tune” and “Not Enjoying It” as Chris preferred to call it. Another record that’s not a big favourite on the Moyles Show at the minute is Dude by Beenie Man feat Ms.Thing. Chris analysed the lyrics, in particular when she sings “I want a dude who will do me in the van”. Somehow the conversation got on to Vincent Van Gogh, but I’ve no id-ear how (sorry). Chris did another Van Gogh gag - the one in the pub where you ask to buy him a drink but he replies “No I’m alright, I’ve got one ere”. Such was the level of comedy on todays show. It was easily the worst show of the week but to be fair it did have a lot to live up to as it has been very good this week.

PETER ANDRE...LIVE ON THE SHOW AT LAST (0800-0900):
At long last the king of the jungle was a guest on the show, today thanking Chris for all his efforts while he was in the outback. He told Chris he was a legend. Chris responded in true modest fashion - “I know”. Chris told him he was glad that Peter has gone along with the re-release of Mysterious Girl and not spoilt the party by saying he wanted to record some new material first and not go back to the past. Peter has already recorded performances of the single for both Today with Des & Mel and Top Of The Pops Saturday (with sexy Fearne). Tonight though he will be performing live on All New Top Of The Pops (without the legendary Bubbler Ranx who he’s been trying to locate). Andre has always seemed a bit of an arse and Chris and Dave called him a (door) knob when he was out in the jungle, but he didn’t seem so bad this morning. Chris at least admitted that him and Dave took the pee out of him while he was over there, although unsurprisingly he failed to mention that the campaign to get Mysterious Girl re-released also started out as a bit of a joke. Peter was unaware that Dominic had interviewed his dad while he was in the jungle and therefore unaware of the fact that his dad had invited the whole team over to the house in Oz. Peter lived in Cyprus before going on I’m A Celebrity, although he is now moving back to London. Chris played little drops of Peter’s dad saying “you won’t be disappointed”, which didn’t sound a million miles away from the clip of Chris’s cab driver Jack that was played earlier. Peter told a very funny story of how when his dad was asked for his opinions on Jordan, he replied by saying “Jordan, Palestine and Jerusalem are all trouble”. Mysterious Girl is released in shops on Monday, up against new stuff from Lemar, JX, Jamelia and Chris’s new mate Fiddy Cent. Chris urged people to go buy it because all proceeds go to the NSPCC, who Peter raised a quarter of a million quid for in I’m A Celebrity.
Chris (in aussie accent) - I love you
Peter - I love you too mate
Chris - Thanks mate
Peter - Do you wanna go for dinner?
Dave (laughing) - Hey, if the thing with Katie doesn’t work out, you’ve always got a fall back
Chris (laughing)- yeah, I’m here for you
Chris had (in his own words) some rather gay advice for Andre regarding the Jordan/Katie situation. He told him to be careful with her as he doesn’t want Peter to get his heart broken. He however added that he’d still have a go and talked more about Jordan’s knockers. Andre said disappointingly they’ve not had sex yet. The final topic of conversation was Insania, the song that is supposedly sweeping the nation. Half of Chris thinks Peter should record it and the other half thinks it’s best not to. Funny cos all of me thinks it’s best for him not to release anything at all. Dave says he thinks it will be a massive hit if it is released though. Chris played Peter more Insania ringtones including Dancehall, Rock and Punk. You can get them at http://www.insaniaringtone.com. Dave had a Guess Who, spotted at a hotel in West London with his wife Emma last night. Chris, Rachel and Dominic played with the game lasting for almost five minutes. Daves answers weren’t exactly helpful though. Some examples were “Possibly”, “Probably”, “I’m not sure”, “perhaps” and “I believe they have”. Chris told Rachel off for strolling up to the mic to talk and not projecting instead, as it’s been bugging him since they started on breakfast. Daves big clue was this mystery celeb plays a musical instrument, however not the drums, trumpet, xylophone, cello, oboe, harmonica or saxophone (which were all guessed). It turned out to be Rick Wakeman (target) and not Jools Holland, Harold Faltermeyer, Liberache, Mike Lindup from Level 42, Richard Clayderman or Richard Stilgoe (all of whom were guessed). Chris said Rick Wakeman wasn’t exactly right up there with his Thierry Henry in the Guess Whoee rankings, although Comedic Dave disagreed.

CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
STACEY originally from the capital of England Manchester but now a mortgage adviser in Leeds 2
IAN a forklift truck driver from Southampton 1

Daves Tedious Link
Limp Bizkit Take A Look Around - Limp Bizkit are fronted by Fred Durst - Fred Durst shares the same first name as Fred Talbot who used to do the floating weather map thing in the Albert Dock on Richard and Judy - Richard and Judy are married to each other, as are Lee Chapman and Leslie Ash - Ash are from Northern Ireland - Northern Ireland are now managed by former Wimbledon cup hero Lawrie Sanchez, who I think is of Mexican ancestry - Mexicans are famous for wearing sombreros and eating nachos - The singular of nachos is nacho which rhymes with macho, as in So Macho which was a 1986 hit for Sinitta who used to go out with Simon Cowell - Cowell rhymes with towel which is something you might need after a bath - Bath the city is famous for it’s rugby - Rugby players often have cauliflower ears - Cauliflower ears shouldn’t be mistaken for Cauliflower cheese which is a good vegetable accompaniment to a hearty meal - and a hearty meal shouldn’t be eaten too late at night otherwise it could result in indigestion, which in turn could lead to you not sleeping - Which is known medically as Insomnia - Which links us to Faithless and Insomnia

WEEK HIGHLIGHTS:
SHOW OF THE WEEK: Wednesday (Brits Special)
MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: Anthony Kiedis from RHCP and Rachel flirting on Monday, Aled singing to Tuesdays Buzz Off from Robbie & Kylie, 50 Cent on the show on Thursday, All of Wednesdays show with tales from the Brits - in particular interview with The Darkness and chat to competition winner Kym. (To Listen Again to any of the shows you’ve missed this week then follow the links from Chris’s R1 mini-site).

AND DON’T FORGET...
This Sunday is Chris’s 30th birthday so Monday morning will be his birthday show, with plenty of D-List celebrity guests and fake celebrity phone messages from Comedy Dave guaranteed.