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- Tue May 18, 2004 10:59 pm
#241921
1. The Rasmus - In The Shadows 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Eminem - Without Me, 3. Natasha Bedingfield - Single, 4. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 5. BUZZ OFF - The Divine Comedy - Songs Of Love, 6. Supergrass - Kiss Of Life 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Kelis - Trick Me, 8. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 9. Usher - Burn, 10. Pink - Last To Know 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Kylie Minogue - Come Into My World, 12. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 13. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know 8:30 NEWSBEAT 14. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 15. Cassidy feat R. Kelly - Hotel, 16. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling, 17. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away (Tedious Link), 18. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 19. Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out, 20. Ash - Orpheus 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Jay-Z - 99 Problems, 22. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 23. Nelly Furtado - Try, 24. Lostprophets - Wake Up (Make A Move)
Ah, thank god he’s back. After his super duper bumper bonus of a breakfast disc jockey holiday, Chris was back on the air this morning and as you would have guessed, he was keeping quiet about the new Radio 1 morning figures of 7.18 million. *Cough*. The show opened with a dramatic choir song over a drumroll, announcing the news that Chris has put on 680,000 listeners. However, the choir sang “We don’t like to talk about it...so we’ll sing about it instead”. The new show tag line - The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One.
Chris - Morning Dave
Dave - Morning Chris
Chris - How are you?
Dave - Very good thank you
Chris - Morning Rachel
Rach - Morning!!
Chris - Morning Britain, I’m the saviour, I’m back...and the records stay the same (hits Rasmus vocals)
Chris said he was glad to be back, although he thanked <s>Mrs</s> Mr Scott Mills for looking after the show while he was away. He actually listened a couple of times to Scott last week and had some advice for him - leave sofa girl alone. All she wanted to do was sit down for Christ’s sake. Chris was also flicking around the dial in the morning last week and said that the breakfast show on one of his old stations (presumably Johnny Vaughan on Capital) is so bad that it’s no wonder the figures on his show have shot up. The team unsurprisingly chatted about the new ratings all the way THROUGH today’s show, although Chris said it would just be stupid and childish to go on and on about it.
NEW JINGLE:>>>>”7 million listeners, 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, that’s 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, We’ve got 7 million listeners,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
More new jingles are below. The only other noticeable change to the show was that some of Chris’s beds (i.e the theme music ones) have been remixed into a more rocky format for him to use, they sounded good too. One of the new listeners to the show this week will be Chris’s dad, who is in hospital at the moment and has let’s face it, little other choice of listening in the morning. Chris said he drank his dad’s share of the booze at his mate Paul & Rebecca’s wedding yesterday. That was the reason he had an extra day off if you’re wondering, although Moyles argued that after putting on 680,000 listeners it was only fair. Ah, the (even bigger) ego has landed.
Dave - Is it the fastest growing show on the radio?
Chris - I dunno but it sounds good
Dave - Well, let’s have that (Chris laughs)
On the evening drive back down the M1, Chris stopped off to fill up at the services, where he was insulted by some Man U fan who claimed that he’s always slagging off United on the show. Fat was a word used, as well as words that rhyme with plucking and hunt. Use your imagination. Chris’s petite 27 year old blond bird (or Sophie as she’s also known) told this bloke to shut up, but he then insulted her as well. This morning Chris wished this fella and his tiny penis a great day. Chris said he was feeling refreshed from his break and was ready to entertain the nations...for possibly up to three weeks without a day off. Dave said continuity was the name of the game after all. Dom and Jules returned to news and sport duties today (hurrah), with that pair of jokers Jon Stewart and Jonny Saunders sent scurrying back to weekends on their respective stations (Radio 1 and 5 Live). Jules was back with new multi-coloured hair (no red), burnt arms and a brown glow after her holiday in t’Egypt. If you’re wondering where everyone else was then here goes: Chris was in Cyprus, Dave was in Gran Canaria, Dom went to France, Rachel was in LA and rock n roll Aled...well he went home to Aberystwyth. Dom had a funny story about a naked guy from his trip to France. It wasn’t actually that funny, but the fact he told it so badly made it hilarious - it’s right after the 7:30 news if you’re wanting to listen again. Dom said when he saw this naked fella approaching him and his wife in the car in this small French village, he wound up the window and put on a few mph (I suppose it would be km/h over there).
Chris - Hang on a minute...Aled wants to know where you went on holiday
(Dom laughs as Chris plays jingle)
NIPPLECONES, KNOCKERS AND FRISBEES:
Yep, you don’t get this with Scott Mills. A huge fifteen minute debate was sparked up after the 8:30 news and sport about women who will/won’t go topless abroad. Chris said he just can’t resist the temptation of checking out other girls knockers when by the pool or the beach (that’s why he wears sunglasses). Dave said he gets slapped for doing that, but insisted it was pure natural instinct. Dom had a better plan - take a frisbee to the beach and then chuck it towards two top heavy lovelies strolling topless down by the sea. Then just go and ask for it back - “hello my darlin’” etc. Chris said it was a brilliant plan. Dom said he’d obviously never tried this, he'd only been told about it (of course). Chris said he hates women who won’t go topless, but then lower the strap on their bikini down to just above the nipple. Dave agreed. Chris said he saw this one Russian girl abroad (and he does have photos to prove it - he is that sad) that he thought had whipped cream on her nips. Sophie went for a glance after hearing about it from him, but told him that they were actually tiny pyramid shaped nipcones that prevent the nipples from getting burnt. Rachel wouldn’t get involved in this conversation (especially when Chris and Aled started comparing nipple surface areas) but Dave told her “This is biology”. Rach said she’d ask Jeeves (everyone laughed)...
Dave - Are you gonna type in “Russian nipple cones”? (pig squeal laugh)
Chris - Well let’s face it, you and I both have, Rachel may as well join in
(plays jingle)
As a well done present for the great RAJARS released two weeks ago, Will has sorted it out for Chris to get a two line speaking part in a REAL episode of The Archers. After Tony Blackburn and John Peel, Chris becomes only the third Radio 1 DJ ever to be awarded this illustrious honour. He will be ordering a pint of Shires in the boozer and will record his lines later today at the world famous BBC Pebble Mill Studios in Birmingham. Aled, Dave and Rachel also have rhubarb rhubarb background pub atmos parts to record. As a result of this, the team are going out for a large night in Birmingham tonight (where Dave met his wife of course) and tomorrows show will therefore be coming live from The Pebble Mill studios in Brum too. Dom and Jules have to stay back at base in London for tomorrows show so can’t come, but Rachel will be there and back on her own patch. She kindly declined Chris’s offer to accompany him, Dave and Aled to Legs Eleven and Spearmint Rhino tonight (Aled just wants a woo woo). Chris couldn’t understand why Rachel didn’t see the beauty in a topless lady in a thong, dancing erotically around a pole. He said it was as nature had intended. She asked how. Dave said that women used to dance round trees, but now poles are merely the modern urban trees. Genius.
Rachel (laughing) - What has happened to you lot?? What has happened?
Chris - We’ve been in the sun and need to get laid (laughs)
It was frisky radio from the BBC. Chris said he wanted to milk his success for all he could, which was phrased slightly unfortunately but still. Rach said she’d rather go to the ballet to see the blokes in their tight trousers. Dave called her a disgusting pervert (highlight of the show). All this occurred during half time if you’re listening again.
MOYLES SOCCER SIX MANAGER:
As you are no doubt aware if you’ve been listening to Scott Mills over the past fortnight, this Sunday is Radio 1’s Soccer Six event at The Madejski Stadium in Reading. It’s all for charidee and teams appearing include Westlife, Starsailor, Snow Patrol, Liberty X, Blazin Squad and more (Dave said Blazin Squad’s squad is bigger than Chelsea’s). Also appearing will be Jo Guest and Kate Lawler...*rushes to book tickets*. Radio 1 also have their own team, which at the moment consists of just Chappers, Colin Murray and Spoony. A squad of ten is needed, which Scott Mills managed to compile last week using his D List celebrity phone book. He secured the services of Avid Merrion, Gos from Big Brother 4, June Sarping-pong, Neil & Christine Hamilton and Shaun Williamson (Barry from EastEnders). Quite a line up I’m sure you’ll agree. However, Mills has now been sacked by the Radio 1 Board of Directors and the slate has been wiped clean. Chris (what a coincidence) has been asked to take over as manager by Chappers, with Dave installed as his number two (or “Director of football” as he wants to be called). Aled is physio/towel boy in the showers and Rachel is “head of refreshments”/van driver (she wasn’t happy). She said she wanted to play but Dave said at the risk of sounding sexist, there would be no girls allowed in the team. Well, Colin’s there so I say why not. One ex-pro is allowed amongst the list of seven celebs. Chris suggested Pele but Dave wasn’t convinced they’d get him. Expect more on the Soccer Six squad all week on Breakfast, for more visit the Live Events Line on 08700 100 100 or go here to Radio 1 ONLINE.
Chris (back announcing record) - Seaman
Dave (pause) - In goal you mean?
Chris - Yeah, David Seaman...are you alright Juliette?
Jules (laughing) - I’m fine thank you
Chris - You look a bit flustered
Dave suggested Jordan play up front, because of her twin strikers. He said she had huge knockers - there was nothing subtle about it. Jules sighed and said they were obsessed.
The subject of Saturday’s Eurovision came up in conversation today, with Chris the only member of the team not to have seen it. Aled said it was abysmal but Dave thought it was the funniest he’s ever seen and said Terry Wogan was hilarious. I don’t know if bigging up your main rival while he’s on the air is the best policy to keep listeners but fair play to him for trying. The UK came sixteenth in the Eurovision, but the voting is screwed as everyone hates us anyway. Rachel thinks we should enter a really bad song on purpose next year, cos we’ll be guaranteed to win. Chris correctly pointed out that we entered a really bad song last year with Jemini. He also said we didn’t want to win as that would mean us hosting the event the following year. Aled said that that would be good though. His first ever BBC job was as a runner on the Eurovision in Birmingham, where he got to hang out (that’s definitely the wrong terminology) with Dana International. Chris recalled the Saturday Show interview him and Dave did with Dana at that time. He said he’d never seen so many complaints in his life. Dave said they probably weren’t ready for transsexual interrogation at that time of the morning. By the way, Chris wanted to know if she/he/it kept “it” in a jar, which got him into trouble. Chris played Single by the super hot Natasha Bedingfield and after seeing the video the other day, he agreed with what I’ve been saying these past few weeks (that she is a babe). However, he said no one would ever go out with her in the fear of Daniel Bedingfield becoming their brother in law. It’s a sacrifice I’d be willing to take. Chris called Daniel a right pain in the neck (guh huh).
Dave - I think he’s had it off now...so to speak
Chris - Has he (applauds) Well he’s pushing 30, it’s about time
Dave - No, I mean the neck thing, the brace
Buzz Off was also back at 7:20 today with Chris confusing people about the rules even more. I say stick to how it was originally. The idea now is that if the listeners are voting Buzz Off after one minute, the song is taken off regardless of anyone else buzzing in. Chris however changed the rules mid feature, as his choice today of Songs Of Love by The Divine Comedy was being buzzed off by the audience. Rachel who had voted already on 52 seconds said she felt cheated, Aled buzzed on 2:15 and Chris took it off soon after as he was swimming against the tide of texts and studio opinion about this particular record. In other words, it was crap.
OTHER NEW JINGLES:>>>>”Since we started in the mornings, we’ve had a lot of fun,
Increased the listening figures, made Peter Andre number one,
The biggest hit in radio, we’re as cool as The Fonz,
But the stupid Sony judges only handed us a bronze,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
”Now that Moyles is a success, he’ll get a bigger head,
Wear lots of fancy suits and spend his weekends stuck in bed,
He’ll buy a car, a great big lot, a villa in Majorca,
But nothing really changes cos he’s still a big fat porker,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
WAYNE a truck driver for Hampshire Plant Hire from Portsmouth 2
ANDREA from Tamworth who consults unemployed people in Birmingham 0
Daves Tedious Link
The Clash London Calling - “London Calling” is what old fashioned London based telephone operators may have said when connecting to another part of the country - Country House was a hit for Blur - Blur were the band that launched the career of Graham Coxon - A Coxon is a naval term referring to a person on a boat - A boat has a hull - Hull is the location of the Humber bridge - Bridge first name Wayne was yesterday selected by Sven for Portugal - Portugal is a major producer of port - Port is often enjoyed after dinner, as are wafer thin mints which can help to clean the palate - A different sort of palate is a device used by a painter, as is a brush - Brush first name Basil was a famous fox - Other famous foxes include Michael J. Fox, Doctor Fox and of course Eurovision entry James Fox, who came sixteenth - A sixteenth is a quarter of a quarter - The word “quarter” shares the same word origins as “quartet”, meaning a band consisting of four members - and when you think of a band consisting of just four members, you think of course of The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Which links us to The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Give It Away
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7855">> Tuesday May 18th Show & Show Review - Please comment here <</A>
(I thought it was bloody superb)
THE CHRIS MOYLES SHOW LIVE IN BIRMINGHAM
Catch it on 97- 99FM tomorrow between 7 and 10am live, then @ 7pm in the evening check back here for the review on chrismoyles.net.
Ah, thank god he’s back. After his super duper bumper bonus of a breakfast disc jockey holiday, Chris was back on the air this morning and as you would have guessed, he was keeping quiet about the new Radio 1 morning figures of 7.18 million. *Cough*. The show opened with a dramatic choir song over a drumroll, announcing the news that Chris has put on 680,000 listeners. However, the choir sang “We don’t like to talk about it...so we’ll sing about it instead”. The new show tag line - The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One.
Chris - Morning Dave
Dave - Morning Chris
Chris - How are you?
Dave - Very good thank you
Chris - Morning Rachel
Rach - Morning!!
Chris - Morning Britain, I’m the saviour, I’m back...and the records stay the same (hits Rasmus vocals)
Chris said he was glad to be back, although he thanked <s>Mrs</s> Mr Scott Mills for looking after the show while he was away. He actually listened a couple of times to Scott last week and had some advice for him - leave sofa girl alone. All she wanted to do was sit down for Christ’s sake. Chris was also flicking around the dial in the morning last week and said that the breakfast show on one of his old stations (presumably Johnny Vaughan on Capital) is so bad that it’s no wonder the figures on his show have shot up. The team unsurprisingly chatted about the new ratings all the way THROUGH today’s show, although Chris said it would just be stupid and childish to go on and on about it.
NEW JINGLE:>>>>”7 million listeners, 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, that’s 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, 7 million listeners,
7 million listeners, We’ve got 7 million listeners,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
More new jingles are below. The only other noticeable change to the show was that some of Chris’s beds (i.e the theme music ones) have been remixed into a more rocky format for him to use, they sounded good too. One of the new listeners to the show this week will be Chris’s dad, who is in hospital at the moment and has let’s face it, little other choice of listening in the morning. Chris said he drank his dad’s share of the booze at his mate Paul & Rebecca’s wedding yesterday. That was the reason he had an extra day off if you’re wondering, although Moyles argued that after putting on 680,000 listeners it was only fair. Ah, the (even bigger) ego has landed.
Dave - Is it the fastest growing show on the radio?
Chris - I dunno but it sounds good
Dave - Well, let’s have that (Chris laughs)
On the evening drive back down the M1, Chris stopped off to fill up at the services, where he was insulted by some Man U fan who claimed that he’s always slagging off United on the show. Fat was a word used, as well as words that rhyme with plucking and hunt. Use your imagination. Chris’s petite 27 year old blond bird (or Sophie as she’s also known) told this bloke to shut up, but he then insulted her as well. This morning Chris wished this fella and his tiny penis a great day. Chris said he was feeling refreshed from his break and was ready to entertain the nations...for possibly up to three weeks without a day off. Dave said continuity was the name of the game after all. Dom and Jules returned to news and sport duties today (hurrah), with that pair of jokers Jon Stewart and Jonny Saunders sent scurrying back to weekends on their respective stations (Radio 1 and 5 Live). Jules was back with new multi-coloured hair (no red), burnt arms and a brown glow after her holiday in t’Egypt. If you’re wondering where everyone else was then here goes: Chris was in Cyprus, Dave was in Gran Canaria, Dom went to France, Rachel was in LA and rock n roll Aled...well he went home to Aberystwyth. Dom had a funny story about a naked guy from his trip to France. It wasn’t actually that funny, but the fact he told it so badly made it hilarious - it’s right after the 7:30 news if you’re wanting to listen again. Dom said when he saw this naked fella approaching him and his wife in the car in this small French village, he wound up the window and put on a few mph (I suppose it would be km/h over there).
Chris - Hang on a minute...Aled wants to know where you went on holiday
(Dom laughs as Chris plays jingle)
NIPPLECONES, KNOCKERS AND FRISBEES:
Yep, you don’t get this with Scott Mills. A huge fifteen minute debate was sparked up after the 8:30 news and sport about women who will/won’t go topless abroad. Chris said he just can’t resist the temptation of checking out other girls knockers when by the pool or the beach (that’s why he wears sunglasses). Dave said he gets slapped for doing that, but insisted it was pure natural instinct. Dom had a better plan - take a frisbee to the beach and then chuck it towards two top heavy lovelies strolling topless down by the sea. Then just go and ask for it back - “hello my darlin’” etc. Chris said it was a brilliant plan. Dom said he’d obviously never tried this, he'd only been told about it (of course). Chris said he hates women who won’t go topless, but then lower the strap on their bikini down to just above the nipple. Dave agreed. Chris said he saw this one Russian girl abroad (and he does have photos to prove it - he is that sad) that he thought had whipped cream on her nips. Sophie went for a glance after hearing about it from him, but told him that they were actually tiny pyramid shaped nipcones that prevent the nipples from getting burnt. Rachel wouldn’t get involved in this conversation (especially when Chris and Aled started comparing nipple surface areas) but Dave told her “This is biology”. Rach said she’d ask Jeeves (everyone laughed)...
Dave - Are you gonna type in “Russian nipple cones”? (pig squeal laugh)
Chris - Well let’s face it, you and I both have, Rachel may as well join in
(plays jingle)
As a well done present for the great RAJARS released two weeks ago, Will has sorted it out for Chris to get a two line speaking part in a REAL episode of The Archers. After Tony Blackburn and John Peel, Chris becomes only the third Radio 1 DJ ever to be awarded this illustrious honour. He will be ordering a pint of Shires in the boozer and will record his lines later today at the world famous BBC Pebble Mill Studios in Birmingham. Aled, Dave and Rachel also have rhubarb rhubarb background pub atmos parts to record. As a result of this, the team are going out for a large night in Birmingham tonight (where Dave met his wife of course) and tomorrows show will therefore be coming live from The Pebble Mill studios in Brum too. Dom and Jules have to stay back at base in London for tomorrows show so can’t come, but Rachel will be there and back on her own patch. She kindly declined Chris’s offer to accompany him, Dave and Aled to Legs Eleven and Spearmint Rhino tonight (Aled just wants a woo woo). Chris couldn’t understand why Rachel didn’t see the beauty in a topless lady in a thong, dancing erotically around a pole. He said it was as nature had intended. She asked how. Dave said that women used to dance round trees, but now poles are merely the modern urban trees. Genius.
Rachel (laughing) - What has happened to you lot?? What has happened?
Chris - We’ve been in the sun and need to get laid (laughs)
It was frisky radio from the BBC. Chris said he wanted to milk his success for all he could, which was phrased slightly unfortunately but still. Rach said she’d rather go to the ballet to see the blokes in their tight trousers. Dave called her a disgusting pervert (highlight of the show). All this occurred during half time if you’re listening again.
MOYLES SOCCER SIX MANAGER:
As you are no doubt aware if you’ve been listening to Scott Mills over the past fortnight, this Sunday is Radio 1’s Soccer Six event at The Madejski Stadium in Reading. It’s all for charidee and teams appearing include Westlife, Starsailor, Snow Patrol, Liberty X, Blazin Squad and more (Dave said Blazin Squad’s squad is bigger than Chelsea’s). Also appearing will be Jo Guest and Kate Lawler...*rushes to book tickets*. Radio 1 also have their own team, which at the moment consists of just Chappers, Colin Murray and Spoony. A squad of ten is needed, which Scott Mills managed to compile last week using his D List celebrity phone book. He secured the services of Avid Merrion, Gos from Big Brother 4, June Sarping-pong, Neil & Christine Hamilton and Shaun Williamson (Barry from EastEnders). Quite a line up I’m sure you’ll agree. However, Mills has now been sacked by the Radio 1 Board of Directors and the slate has been wiped clean. Chris (what a coincidence) has been asked to take over as manager by Chappers, with Dave installed as his number two (or “Director of football” as he wants to be called). Aled is physio/towel boy in the showers and Rachel is “head of refreshments”/van driver (she wasn’t happy). She said she wanted to play but Dave said at the risk of sounding sexist, there would be no girls allowed in the team. Well, Colin’s there so I say why not. One ex-pro is allowed amongst the list of seven celebs. Chris suggested Pele but Dave wasn’t convinced they’d get him. Expect more on the Soccer Six squad all week on Breakfast, for more visit the Live Events Line on 08700 100 100 or go here to Radio 1 ONLINE.
Chris (back announcing record) - Seaman
Dave (pause) - In goal you mean?
Chris - Yeah, David Seaman...are you alright Juliette?
Jules (laughing) - I’m fine thank you
Chris - You look a bit flustered
Dave suggested Jordan play up front, because of her twin strikers. He said she had huge knockers - there was nothing subtle about it. Jules sighed and said they were obsessed.
The subject of Saturday’s Eurovision came up in conversation today, with Chris the only member of the team not to have seen it. Aled said it was abysmal but Dave thought it was the funniest he’s ever seen and said Terry Wogan was hilarious. I don’t know if bigging up your main rival while he’s on the air is the best policy to keep listeners but fair play to him for trying. The UK came sixteenth in the Eurovision, but the voting is screwed as everyone hates us anyway. Rachel thinks we should enter a really bad song on purpose next year, cos we’ll be guaranteed to win. Chris correctly pointed out that we entered a really bad song last year with Jemini. He also said we didn’t want to win as that would mean us hosting the event the following year. Aled said that that would be good though. His first ever BBC job was as a runner on the Eurovision in Birmingham, where he got to hang out (that’s definitely the wrong terminology) with Dana International. Chris recalled the Saturday Show interview him and Dave did with Dana at that time. He said he’d never seen so many complaints in his life. Dave said they probably weren’t ready for transsexual interrogation at that time of the morning. By the way, Chris wanted to know if she/he/it kept “it” in a jar, which got him into trouble. Chris played Single by the super hot Natasha Bedingfield and after seeing the video the other day, he agreed with what I’ve been saying these past few weeks (that she is a babe). However, he said no one would ever go out with her in the fear of Daniel Bedingfield becoming their brother in law. It’s a sacrifice I’d be willing to take. Chris called Daniel a right pain in the neck (guh huh).
Dave - I think he’s had it off now...so to speak
Chris - Has he (applauds) Well he’s pushing 30, it’s about time
Dave - No, I mean the neck thing, the brace
Buzz Off was also back at 7:20 today with Chris confusing people about the rules even more. I say stick to how it was originally. The idea now is that if the listeners are voting Buzz Off after one minute, the song is taken off regardless of anyone else buzzing in. Chris however changed the rules mid feature, as his choice today of Songs Of Love by The Divine Comedy was being buzzed off by the audience. Rachel who had voted already on 52 seconds said she felt cheated, Aled buzzed on 2:15 and Chris took it off soon after as he was swimming against the tide of texts and studio opinion about this particular record. In other words, it was crap.
OTHER NEW JINGLES:>>>>”Since we started in the mornings, we’ve had a lot of fun,
Increased the listening figures, made Peter Andre number one,
The biggest hit in radio, we’re as cool as The Fonz,
But the stupid Sony judges only handed us a bronze,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
”Now that Moyles is a success, he’ll get a bigger head,
Wear lots of fancy suits and spend his weekends stuck in bed,
He’ll buy a car, a great big lot, a villa in Majorca,
But nothing really changes cos he’s still a big fat porker,
The Chris Moyles Show, now with more listeners, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
WAYNE a truck driver for Hampshire Plant Hire from Portsmouth 2
ANDREA from Tamworth who consults unemployed people in Birmingham 0
Daves Tedious Link
The Clash London Calling - “London Calling” is what old fashioned London based telephone operators may have said when connecting to another part of the country - Country House was a hit for Blur - Blur were the band that launched the career of Graham Coxon - A Coxon is a naval term referring to a person on a boat - A boat has a hull - Hull is the location of the Humber bridge - Bridge first name Wayne was yesterday selected by Sven for Portugal - Portugal is a major producer of port - Port is often enjoyed after dinner, as are wafer thin mints which can help to clean the palate - A different sort of palate is a device used by a painter, as is a brush - Brush first name Basil was a famous fox - Other famous foxes include Michael J. Fox, Doctor Fox and of course Eurovision entry James Fox, who came sixteenth - A sixteenth is a quarter of a quarter - The word “quarter” shares the same word origins as “quartet”, meaning a band consisting of four members - and when you think of a band consisting of just four members, you think of course of The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Which links us to The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Give It Away
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7855">> Tuesday May 18th Show & Show Review - Please comment here <</A>
(I thought it was bloody superb)
THE CHRIS MOYLES SHOW LIVE IN BIRMINGHAM
Catch it on 97- 99FM tomorrow between 7 and 10am live, then @ 7pm in the evening check back here for the review on chrismoyles.net.
